This is my take on it: Ancient GLP'ers in Egypt

(circa 3200 BC)

Habib looks and exclaims, "Holy shit, what is that there up in the sky! I've never seen anything like it!"

Babu replies, "Nah, that's just Venus."

Habib says, "No! It's never looked like that before! It's pulsating! I think it's getting bigger! I think it might hit the Earth!"

Babu looks up. "Probably a lens flare. Nothing here to see; move along."

Habib hops up on his camel (complete with BOB of course). "I'm getting the hell outta here. Run for the hills!"