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NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...

 
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[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.


Sign up your daughter...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

or...

You can select any Bride Price you choose, but if we approve your daughter for listing then we will charge you an upfront fee of 5% of the Bride Price you are requesting. That is the only payment we will ever ask for.

Please write a short description of your Daughter, what she is like, what she knows of life, what she wants in a husband, based on the above conversations. This information will be used to develop your Daughter's MARRY OUR DAUGHTER listing.
up to 200 words:
You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
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09/29/2007 12:49 PM
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
that's pretty sick and so are you!
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
What the fuck is wrong with you Bonshaker?

I can't believe he's promoting this shit here.

If this isn't a bannable offense then nothing is.
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
that's pretty sick and so are you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 276049

chuckle
Why thank you I glad you like it...
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
What the fuck is wrong with you Bonshaker?

I can't believe he's promoting this shit here.

If this isn't a bannable offense then nothing is.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 305262


chuckle

You're so stupid -- you Obviously didn't read it....that's why you're only you...

and that must so suck...
You have ONE advantage over me.....you can kiss my ass and I can't!!
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deadhorse fuckoff2
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.


Sign up your daughter...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

or...

You can select any Bride Price you choose, but if we approve your daughter for listing then we will charge you an upfront fee of 5% of the Bride Price you are requesting. That is the only payment we will ever ask for.

Please write a short description of your Daughter, what she is like, what she knows of life, what she wants in a husband, based on the above conversations. This information will be used to develop your Daughter's MARRY OUR DAUGHTER listing.
up to 200 words:
 Quoting: boneshaker



spoken like a knowledgeable creepy old man from Tel Aviv.
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BP meds
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.


Sign up your daughter...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

or...

You can select any Bride Price you choose, but if we approve your daughter for listing then we will charge you an upfront fee of 5% of the Bride Price you are requesting. That is the only payment we will ever ask for.

Please write a short description of your Daughter, what she is like, what she knows of life, what she wants in a husband, based on the above conversations. This information will be used to develop your Daughter's MARRY OUR DAUGHTER listing.
up to 200 words:



spoken like a knowledgeable creepy old man from Tel Aviv.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 293171

chuckle
jewhaternezidogshiteater
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
I'm sure the GLP He-Man Woman Haters Club members already signed up for a child bride at this website.
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09/29/2007 01:21 PM
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
Boneshaker = Ask Nob Here
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.
 Quoting: boneshaker


Ho-hum. Another one went right over the bozos' heads.

Your problem, Brother Bones, is that you think most of the people here have a sense of humor, or can actually read.

'Fraid you're wrong on both counts.
Where's the EVIDENCE, Jim?
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09/29/2007 01:24 PM
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
And more proof that religions are inherently evil. Where are the religious fanatics on this one, the ones who go around copy-pasting bible quotes? Praise the holy of holy and all that? Fucking sick people. You religious folk should be ASHAMED for supporting these evil organizations.

GO FUCK YOUR BIBLES.
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
your problem is you think that's funny
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09/29/2007 01:26 PM
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.

Ho-hum. Another one went right over the bozos' heads.

Your problem, Brother Bones, is that you think most of the people here have a sense of humor, or can actually read.

'Fraid you're wrong on both counts.
 Quoting: Duncan Kunz


Ah yes leave it to the child killer to console boner.
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09/29/2007 01:27 PM
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.
 Quoting: Duncan Kunz

Yeah, funny to retards with a dumbass sense of humour. Patronising Kuntz.
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09/29/2007 01:31 PM
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
Its funny, unfortunately people think it's real. (even though its real in nature)
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sOUNDS LIKE SOME THING COPS WOULD DO TO SPOT potential child molesters.
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09/29/2007 02:33 PM
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You're probably stupid enough to have believed someone was selling bonsai kittens, and that NESARA is real.
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09/29/2007 02:37 PM
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this is a paedophile sting operation
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Good enough for the prophet Mohamed, good enough for me.
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Re: NEW: an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

Your search for a young Christian virgin wife is over thanks to “Marry Our Daughter”, an introduction service which aims to promote the arranged marriages of good Bible girls as young as 13-years-old with creepy old men. The site allows you to post your daughter’s photo and stats and the amount of “Bible Price” (a concept similar to a dowry) you expect your child to fetch. Okay, not really. The creators of the website have been playing it up on the talk radio publicity circuit, not bothering to tell the thousands of furious callers that the entire gig is a just a little bit of harmless fun. It may not be real, but it’s pretty damn funny.


Sign up your daughter...
[link to marryourdaughter.com]

or...

You can select any Bride Price you choose, but if we approve your daughter for listing then we will charge you an upfront fee of 5% of the Bride Price you are requesting. That is the only payment we will ever ask for.

Please write a short description of your Daughter, what she is like, what she knows of life, what she wants in a husband, based on the above conversations. This information will be used to develop your Daughter's MARRY OUR DAUGHTER listing.
up to 200 words:



spoken like a knowledgeable creepy old man from Tel Aviv.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 293171


They won't be marrying the poor young Christian girls over there, only locking them up in brothels - which they are daily doing. White slavery is a serious problem in Israel. It's even been written about in Israeli papers but Americans don't hear of it because it's not PC to admit that Jews are at least as perverted as men anywhere else.

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