Calling FARTWORKERS! A FARTING PLACE

Whoa, man.

I just ripped one out, held my cig lighter up to my happy happ joy joy, and the bastard ignited like a flamethrower.

A good yellow/blue flame!

Nearly burned the seat outta my jeans!

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that was you billy ??

Spicy Indian food for lunch, but it ain't gonna hold a candle against beans now beanie food.
But all the same, will let one rip just for compliance.

Watch for follow throughs!!!

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How to escape a fart !

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Don't say I didn't warn you.

Peace bro; may the winds be with you for ascending this fumes to the lights.

Say hello to that turtle head.

All right! I respect your recognition of the farters, but I'd like to also see the sharters recognized for their contributions.

Yea, we mess our underpants. Yea, we harbor stench. SHARTERS UNITE.

Liquid fecal matter may cause a rash upon the inside of the buttocks if not cleaned immediately.

What about winnits?

they smell like a cross between sweed and poo

Something just went berserk in my pants.

My fart just went beserk and sank a french submarine

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Ya just gotta watch out for those RUNNY farts.

I just ripped one, but I didn't realize I had diarrhee...

concentrate your farts towards the single purpose

Ban farts!

oops, don't you hate it when that happens???

:bad kitty:

and so it begins...

*ppppppfffffffffftttttttttttt!!!!!*

HAHAHAHAHAHAH yessssss!!!!! THANK YOU OP!!!

parp!

LOL, my third eye just had a spontaneous discharge of prehistoric fecal matter.

hahahaha

we can fart together as one

Brrrrrrrrack!

I just dreamed I was farting and was told to post here