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How to invoke demons into your body

 
FallenAwaken
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09/01/2008 02:40 AM
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
The CONVERSION has already begun...

"Back to the meaning of WOLF and MAN"...

You won't need to invoke...The so called "sun" in this place will do it now..
khnum
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09/01/2008 03:13 AM
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
Even Alistair Crowley conjured up one he couldn't handle,start with Lilith she really,really,really appreciates being summoned.
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09/01/2008 04:04 AM
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09/01/2008 08:20 AM
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IMHO they (the demons) generally download themselves into human bodies during anal intercourse, call me a bigot but THAT is why sodomy is historically considered an 'abomination' and not coincidentally why it is being promoted as 'perfectly normal' in today's world.
Darza

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09/01/2008 08:53 AM
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Invite wandering souls? Seriously bad idea with results lasting many lifetimes.

The Illuminati Formula to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Control Slave

CHAPTER 10A-Using Spiritual Things to Control a Person

By Fritz Springmeier & Cisco Wheeler
[link to educate-yourself.org]
Anonymous Coward
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09/01/2008 09:03 AM
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
Strange that 19:47 has not invaded this trhead.
He is always moaning about demons...

How to invoke them?
According to 19:47 one only has to watch Harry Potter and copy his magics and you're set...

chuckle
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09/01/2008 09:08 AM
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
For those who wish, allow to take the left-hand path. It is somewhat more slippery than right-hand path, but with luck, carefulness and mindful awareness you can get to the [enlightenment/source of tao/oneness/getting the god in your heart/SUPREME LOVE/whatever else you call it].
Of course, if you fail while walking that path, you end up dead, maimed, in the loony bin, et cetera.
Both paths lead to the same place.
Left-hand path is not forgiving; whereas right-hand path is not.
19.47™
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09/01/2008 09:12 AM
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OP,

You know I've been a regular at GLP for 5 years now and during that time I have seen plenty of really dumb and stupid threads. But I must say yours takes the cake. You really do seem to want to finish up in hell. But I will tell you this. Within less than 5 minutes you will be begging to be let out of there. BUT IT WILL BE TO LATE FOR YOU if you die in your sins.

[link to www.chick.com]
19.47™
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09/01/2008 09:15 AM
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
Strange that 19:47 has not invaded this trhead.
He is always moaning about demons...

How to invoke them?
According to 19:47 one only has to watch Harry Potter and copy his magics and you're set...

chuckle
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Sorry about that I've been away for a few days. And yes if you study Harry Potter style witchcraft and die in your sins you also will go the hell. And I don't think that you will be laughing and sneering at me then.

[link to www.chick.com]
WaitingForTheMiracle

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09/01/2008 09:19 AM
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This has to be a joke thread and if it isn't cheese and crackers it should be.
No im not waiting for the rapture,I just dig Leonard Cohen.
Anonymous Coward
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09/01/2008 09:22 AM
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
Please, define Demon.

(yes, it's a trick question)
Anonymous Coward
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09/01/2008 09:25 AM
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
Strange that 19:47 has not invaded this trhead.
He is always moaning about demons...

How to invoke them?
According to 19:47 one only has to watch Harry Potter and copy his magics and you're set...

chuckle
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It's obvious you don't know HEr.
Anonymous Coward
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09/01/2008 09:29 AM
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
Trip on ACID in the forests in the dark. Alone. Many times. Belive me, it works and feels wonderfull to have a deamon inside yourself (just don't look at the mirror for prolonged periods of time after that).
Anonymous Coward
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09/01/2008 09:33 AM
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Disclaimer: I didnt read all 3 pages.

I dont understand how someone can believe in the power of satan but not God. Dont they go hand in hand, regardless of who you think is the "winner"?
Anonymous Coward
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09/01/2008 09:37 AM
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
The devil appears to be an angel of light.

The same lies that he used from the beginning, to cause the fall of mankind, and he's still using them now to lead men's souls to destruction.
Linda Blair
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09/01/2008 09:49 AM
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OP, this demon wants to share
your body --> damned2

OP, let her in and you will win the "Darwin Award" on the spiritual level and the world will be better for it. By that I mean that when the earth steps up it's vibration and the harvest begins all those who have willingly let demons into their temples will be separated out from the lightbearers. The lightbearers will go on to enjoy the comeing great glorious golden age and those who don't make the grade are sent to ... heck I don't know, but it won't be with the spiritually enlightened I can guarantee you that.

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Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2008 12:25 PM
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this may be the gayest thing i've ever read




5a heres to all those who believe in this
19.47™
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
I say TRY IT BEFORE YOU COMMIT YOURSELF.

If you think that invoking a Fire Deamon into your body would be fun, then try it out first. It's easy, soak one knee length sock in gasoline then put it on and set it alight.
You should soon know if you would really be happy with the idea. In the meantime here is a bibical story about fire and a fire demon.

Burn Baby Burn

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Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2008 12:42 PM
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Invocation has been safely performed for thousands of years. Ignorant Christians love to issue dire warnings, but the fact is that it's mostly harmless.

The misinformation stems in the belief of a soul, in the Christian sense, and the belief that an otherworldly being can "kick out" or devour the soul. The soul, if you choose to call it that, does not operate in this manner. It is attached to the body until death, unless you're a raja yoga master perhaps. Also keep in mind that the soul is indestructible and immortal. Energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
And anyway, these spirits and such that we summon (everyone invokes spirits whether they realize or not) are at least 50% psychological.

A good idea would be to invoke a relatively benign spirit the first time. Hermes is often used as a first invocation
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Yes, I have evocked on several occassions, and it was very interesting to say the least. No fears, very peaceful, and no problems...
Anonymous Coward
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11/25/2008 12:58 PM
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
You are literaly playing with fire!!!!!
Are you crazy?
canislatrans

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11/25/2008 01:01 PM
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Inviting entities into your body is never a good idea. I am speaking from a shamanic perspective.
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
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11/25/2008 01:56 PM
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Inviting a demon into your body is akin to owning a BMW and leaving it on a darkened street at 3:00 A.M. with the keys in the ignition, or walking through Compton with a lot of gold jewelry on--either way, you're gonna get owned. If anyone seriously listens to the OP they are opening up a world of misery for themselves.
 Quoting: DEMONS AIN'T YER FRIENDS 32062



OP, have you ever heard that wise saying
"Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread"?

Ponder upon that saying, you fool.


100% agree.
well said.
Neen
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"Spiritual Darwin Award."

Now that is the perfect response!!!
Marty Oas
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Hands off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Marty Oas
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Hands off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Martyoas
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Re: How to invoke demons into your body
OP, this demon wants to share
your body --> damned2

OP, let her in and you will win the "Darwin Award" on the spiritual level and the world will be better for it. By that I mean that when the earth steps up it's vibration and the harvest begins all those who have willingly let demons into their temples will be separated out from the lightbearers. The lightbearers will go on to enjoy the comeing great glorious golden age and those who don't make the grade are sent to ... heck I don't know, but it won't be with the spiritually enlightened I can guarantee you that.

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Marty Oas
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Invite wandering souls? Seriously bad idea with results lasting many lifetimes.

The Illuminati Formula to Create an Undetectable Total Mind Control Slave

CHAPTER 10A-Using Spiritual Things to Control a Person

By Fritz Springmeier & Cisco Wheeler
[link to educate-yourself.org]

 Quoting: Darza
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Inviting a demon into your body is akin to owning a BMW and leaving it on a darkened street at 3:00 A.M. with the keys in the ignition, or walking through Compton with a lot of gold jewelry on--either way, you're gonna get owned. If anyone seriously listens to the OP they are opening up a world of misery for themselves.
 Quoting: DEMONS AIN'T YER FRIENDS 32062


I am new to this from an I left the xian path in '05' I am telling you that I have suffered more pain by the xians than anmy other. I wish you guys would jus respect the amendment rights of others an stop forcing your beliefs an oppinions to yourselves. I have been blinded by xian brainwash my whole life an I want to hear what these people say...............Please define evil. My whole life even on the xian path I have never truely sensed evil but now everything I have been told of evil as a kid I now find to be so in the xians
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Hmmmm opps lol I am not a coward lol. But I love the humer in that but yeah that was me in the last post. I am now at a phase were I need to learn MOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEE lol Idol1
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If a snake had the ability to speak to us, would you be gullible enough to trust it? Yes, I do believe there are two sides to reality. The negative side is obviously negative for a reason, just like the positive.

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