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I have a monster living in my basement

 
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I have a monster living in my basement
It is at least 6 feet tall, gray green in color, is it an alien? It is always there, never has harmed me, does'nt talk. I do my laundry, reguarly, it is just there. What is it? Anybody else have this shit. Believe it or not I'm not scared.
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10/05/2007 07:16 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
I have a monster living in my pants. It doesn't talk either.
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10/05/2007 07:19 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
give it some porn mags
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10/05/2007 07:34 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
I have a monster living in my pants. It doesn't talk either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 156795

You wish. This is true, I have no clue what this thing is, it is not scary, though. It does not speak. One other thing it is i think anyway more afraid of me than i am of it. It does'nt disapear through walls like a ghost. literally, you can see it run away. I'm A 5 fot tall woman, this thing is at least 6 feet tall.
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
It is at least 6 feet tall, gray green in color, is it an alien? It is always there, never has harmed me, does'nt talk. I do my laundry, reguarly, it is just there. What is it? Anybody else have this shit. Believe it or not I'm not scared.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 305633


Take photos and make a pay web site to see them.
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
It is at least 6 feet tall, gray green in color, is it an alien? It is always there, never has harmed me, does'nt talk. I do my laundry, reguarly, it is just there. What is it? Anybody else have this shit. Believe it or not I'm not scared.


Take photos and make a pay web site to see them.
 Quoting: Bao2

this thing appears so brirfly, I don't have the chance, as it appears to be afraid of little old me..
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10/05/2007 07:42 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
Set up a LIVE Video Cam .... and sell it over the internet... make him pay for his apartment in the basement.


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10/05/2007 07:48 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
lmao
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
Where does it poop?
What does it eat?
Does it have an odor?
Have you seen its face?
Does it have hair?
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
Where does it poop?
What does it eat?
Does it have an odor?
Have you seen its face?
Does it have hair?
 Quoting: ? 308122

i don't know, why it is here. I don't have answers. IT IS REALLY HERE. WTF is it? If it is here, it is somewhere else
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10/05/2007 08:00 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
hiding
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10/05/2007 08:04 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
1. Where does it poop?
2. What does it eat?
3. Does it have an odor?
4. Have you seen its face?
5. Does it have hair?
 Quoting: ? 308122
e


1. Air
2. Air
3. Stinks
4. The Face of God of course
5. Nope.
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10/05/2007 08:05 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
Look at it from the monsters point of view - sometimes when he goes to that room in his house he sees you.
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10/05/2007 08:08 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
The local "paranormal investigators" might be interested.
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
Look at it from the monsters point of view - sometimes when he goes to that room in his house he sees you.
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And soon he will be posting in GLP too a similar thread!
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10/05/2007 08:25 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
1. Where does it poop?
2. What does it eat?
3. Does it have an odor?
4. Have you seen its face?
5. Does it have hair?
e
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 300801


1. Your laundry
2. order nutrisystem from the web
3. Axe body spray for men
4. do you think i am ugly?
5. blonde on the top, brown where it counts!
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10/05/2007 08:32 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
It is at least 6 feet tall, gray green in color, is it an alien? It is always there, never has harmed me, does'nt talk. I do my laundry, reguarly, it is just there. What is it? Anybody else have this shit. Believe it or not I'm not scared.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 305633

Tell your son to shave, take a bath, get a job, and move out tomato
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10/05/2007 08:36 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
Damn, me too, let's switch, mine is all over the house, and It is EVIL................
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10/05/2007 08:40 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
It is at least 6 feet tall, gray green in color, is it an alien? It is always there, never has harmed me, does'nt talk. I do my laundry, reguarly, it is just there. What is it? Anybody else have this shit. Believe it or not I'm not scared.

Tell your son to shave, take a bath, get a job, and move out tomato
 Quoting: D.SMith 295113

lol
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10/05/2007 09:01 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
bump, I DON'T know why.....................
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10/05/2007 09:07 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
My knee-jerk reaction was to run up the flag, but I didn't, because... what if? Just, what if? This isn't a silly doom prediction... It's somebody who's discovered something out of the ordinary, or atleast, claims to have done. What if...just what if...

Oh screw it...

bsflag
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10/05/2007 09:44 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
is it kinda squared like gumby, but thinner? and medium dark grey?
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10/05/2007 09:52 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
It is at least 6 feet tall, gray green in color, is it an alien? It is always there, never has harmed me, does'nt talk. I do my laundry, reguarly, it is just there. What is it? Anybody else have this shit. Believe it or not I'm not scared.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 305633

My guess is it is a Fed. He is there to case your house and come up with a plan for a future take down when the time comes. Run his ass off now. Or just simply bury him in that basement.
I'd Rather Be A Shootin' Yankees!
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10/05/2007 10:10 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
Or just simply bury him in that basement.
 Quoting: American BadAss



simply
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
Do something nice for someone today!

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
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10/05/2007 10:21 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
picture link or stinky !!
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10/05/2007 10:23 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
picture link or stinky !!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 276420



I dont understand
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
I have a monster living in my pants. It doesn't talk either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 156795

lmao
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
It is at least 6 feet tall, gray green in color, is it an alien? It is always there, never has harmed me, does'nt talk. I do my laundry, reguarly, it is just there. What is it? Anybody else have this shit. Believe it or not I'm not scared.

My guess is it is a Fed. He is there to case your house and come up with a plan for a future take down when the time comes. Run his ass off now. Or just simply bury him in that basement.
 Quoting: American BadAss

LOL..
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10/09/2007 12:38 AM
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
bonghit
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Re: I have a monster living in my basement
i'll trade you the monster for old mean and hateful!

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