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Jupiter ignition is real!!

 
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Jupiter ignition is real!!
They will ignite jupiter...... it will be the year of UFO appearance also, they will say it is a sign from heavens. TPTB will unleash a false flag UFO attack and blaim them for the jupiter radation entering earths atmosphere
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It's impossible to fathom how evil the minds of men can devolve to.

Yes, Jupiter will ignite, when it is God's due time. Jupiter is waiting in the wings until a new Sun is needed.

Those men who believe they can bring ruin to other planets by their own puny technologies are going to hit the wall.

And then we can get on with, and return to, living a Good life and turning away from repression, suppression and oppression.

Forever.

This is the last stand of the satanic hordes, and they are going to lose.
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Dont you think Jupiter would have ignited by now with the comet Shumacher-Levy plowing into it several years ago. They say the redulting explosion was bigger than all of the nuclear bombs on earth. If that kind of intense heat and energy wont ignite it, then nothing will!!
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ohno WHOA, huh WHAT????!
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Dont you think Jupiter would have ignited by now with the comet Shumacher-Levy plowing into it several years ago. They say the redulting explosion was bigger than all of the nuclear bombs on earth. If that kind of intense heat and energy wont ignite it, then nothing will!!
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they gonna plunge it thru north pole to the planets heart and start a chain reaction
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Good point. Shoemaker didn't ignite Jupiter only because it was intended to serve as additional fuel, not as Destructor.

No human agency is going to ignite a planet, and not bring down annihilation upon itself.

Who else is left after that is up to the souls of the people, who either cleave to Spirit and God's Will, or who turn away into complacency and sin.


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[link to video.google.de]

Absolutely fundamental and coherent information.

I would encourage everybody to become familiar with the thread of this -- corrected -- history of this civilization.

What we've been taught by elites has truly been bullshit, up til now.

I don't know who put this production together; but it looks very credible and carefully documented, to me. It was done in Germany, and believe me, the German people understand how it is to live in a Nazi regime, as we do.


Chai
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Neither a comet, nor a space probe, nor anything else except God will "ignite" Jupiter, because it can't be done.

Iginiting Jupiter is a sci-fi pipe dream.

Sorry.
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2010. no nights...
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No way, Jupiter misses - by far - the mass to become a star; only mental migdet like the people at abundanthope or fourwinds can believe such a silliness.
They also believe that the Earth's axis moved - 20 or 50 degrees, depending on the madness of the believer.
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Nonsense.

There is no oxygen to burn the H2, neither Jupiter has enough
mass to start fusion reactions.
I am what I read.
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As always the ever reliable Idol saved me from my woo-woo paranoia.
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Jesus H. Pole-Vaulting Christ!

You loonies can't even get the planet right.

It's SATURN that the loonies believe will be ignited, by the Cassini probe plunging into one of its poles.

The Lucifer Project;

[link to www.rinf.com]
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Hey, don't be dissing the Clarke!

Of course Jupiter can ignite, it just needs a few million monoliths.

Seriously do you listen to yourselves???

Juptier is a FAILED star. It's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too small to combust. If it were even slightly flamible, don't you think the constant electrical charge between Jupiter and IO would have triggered something? Yes you can even see the discharge between planet & moon.

Not to mention the massive ammounts of radiation that Juptier spews, and its magnetic field.

Please be getting a grip.
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You are ignoring the HEAT element and also incorrectly referring to flamable as if we are talking about oxygen.

The temp. difference between say SL-9 (7000 celcius) and a fission implosion deep inside the atmosphere (30,000,000 celcius) is several orders of magnitude difference and does not require oxygen. The latter, if deep enough, could reach fusion heat temps. Then all bets are off what can happen after that. The size of spark can be fairly small if the bundle of heat at that point causes a chain reaction. Saturn, deep down, is very dense so the reaction is held in longer therefore hotter, much hotter than any earth reaction.
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It's impossible to fathom how evil the minds of men can devolve to.

Yes, Jupiter will ignite, when it is God's due time. Jupiter is waiting in the wings until a new Sun is needed.

Those men who believe they can bring ruin to other planets by their own puny technologies are going to hit the wall.

And then we can get on with, and return to, living a Good life and turning away from repression, suppression and oppression.

Forever.

This is the last stand of the satanic hordes, and they are going to lose.
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Totally
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not going to happen, think straight, think real.
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Dont you think Jupiter would have ignited by now with the comet Shumacher-Levy plowing into it several years ago. They say the redulting explosion was bigger than all of the nuclear bombs on earth. If that kind of intense heat and energy wont ignite it, then nothing will!!
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Nope. The universe is electric, the sun has a surface electric-arc thing goin on, have you noticed it's amping up lately and looks bright-white not yellow. The amount of current flow has increased, if anything ignites the surface of jupiter it will be the same effect that drives all stars.
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[link to cyberspaceorbit.com]
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They will ignite jupiter...... it will be the year of UFO appearance also, they will say it is a sign from heavens. TPTB will unleash a false flag UFO attack and blaim them for the jupiter radation entering earths atmosphere
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"Comit" Holmes will ignite Jupiter
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If the Sun is a beach ball, Jupiter is a tiny marble.

There's a reason why it hasn't "ignited".
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oh damn.....what else will kill us...islamic radicals, poles shift, planet x, gamma burst, tornadoes, astroids, comets, aliens, anybody or anything i missed???
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oh damn.....what else will kill us...islamic radicals, poles shift, planet x, gamma burst, tornadoes, astroids, comets, aliens, anybody or anything i missed???
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Bird flu.
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Re: Jupiter ignition is real!!
To get Jupiter to ignite in a sustained fusion reaction you would probably have to slam Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune into it to give it sufficient mass, more likely you would end up with a brown dwarf. Which is a good thing because a fullfledged second sun would pretty much end life on Earth as we know it. You think it's warm now? Add a second sun and see what happens.
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They will ignite jupiter...... it will be the year of UFO appearance also, they will say it is a sign from heavens. TPTB will unleash a false flag UFO attack and blaim them for the jupiter radation entering earths atmosphere
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 203764



























Bullshit....Bullshit....Bullshit....Bullshit....Bullshit....B​ullshit

Its physically and scientifically IMPOSSIBLE

JUPITER IS TOO SMALL TO SUPPORT FUSION....

Hello????

Anyone HOME???























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They will ignite jupiter...... it will be the year of UFO appearance also, they will say it is a sign from heavens. TPTB will unleash a false flag UFO attack and blaim them for the jupiter radation entering earths atmosphere

Bullshit....Bullshit....Bullshit....Bullshit....Bullshit....B​ullshit

Its physically and scientifically IMPOSSIBLE

JUPITER IS TOO SMALL TO SUPPORT FUSION....

Hello????

Anyone HOME???


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321789

Says who?
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Re: Jupiter ignition is real!!
Neither a comet, nor a space probe, nor anything else except God will "ignite" Jupiter, because it can't be done.

Iginiting Jupiter is a sci-fi pipe dream.

Sorry.
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Agreed; This was a concept that was first mentioned I believe in Bill Coopers book, "Behold a Pale Horse". It is interesting to see how the story line has snowballed over the years!
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'says who?'

Everyone except Arthur C Clarke?
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Re: Jupiter ignition is real!!
Nonsense.

There is no oxygen to burn the H2, neither Jupiter has enough
mass to start fusion reactions.

quoting: harobed

Is a hydrogen bomb not a certain mass of H2 that is ignited with an atomic bomb (fission). Is there enough mass of H2 for a fusion reaction?
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To get Jupiter to ignite in a sustained fusion reaction you would probably have to slam Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune into it to give it sufficient mass, more likely you would end up with a brown dwarf. Which is a good thing because a fullfledged second sun would pretty much end life on Earth as we know it. You think it's warm now? Add a second sun and see what happens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 312060


Still would not be even close to the mass needed for it to become a star. - You'd need about 30 jupiters to have enough mass to make even a brown dwarf. Not to mention the elements needed which are not there! All the heavy elements (in mass quantities) bundled up in our sun as the solar system was forming.

Even if Jupiter was made of a mixture of 70% oxygen and 30% hydrogen in a sustainable place for an ignition, it would just blow up, and there would be nothing left. It's so far away, that the results would not even reach earth. - There's no air in space to create a 'shockwave'.

Relax..jupiter is not going to ignite, or blow up or become a star. It's impossible. - And even if it did, it would have no effects on us.

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