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jndjs[a[ihe
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10/16/2007 12:36 AM

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Paris Hilton and Alex Vaggo, sitting in a tree, already baby n a m i n g

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INCOMING BREAKING NEWS
from Reuters press inc.

Paris Hilton and her new Swedish boyfriend Alex Vaggo plan having a baby!

Rich heir of the Hilton Hotel chain met Alex Vaggo on his job as a pizza delivery guy. Yet the couple is deeply in love and now already has plans for starting a happy family. Here an exclusive interview with mister Vaggo.

DD: Hello Alex, how are you doing?

AV: Just fine, thank.

DD: Do you feel lucky?

AV: Of course I feel happy, I am just a shy kid from Sweden and met this beautiful blond (refering to Paris Hilton)

DD: Yes, I see.

AV: She is just gorgeous and oh so sweet! If she would not be rich, famous and opinionated and ambities as she is, is still wanted to make her my wife

DD: You do not mind the scandles? The pornflick, the drinking and driving, the jail incident?

AV: (awkward pause) ....No, in fact, it has made her so strong, she is to be admired for a reason.

DD: You think you can temper this young and wild woman

AV: Yes, in fact we already thought about names for our babies. We want at least 3 children!

DD: What kind of names?

AV: We think Porsche, Deliverance, Hot Salami Sausage, Green Grass, Balloon, Sir, Twinkles, Herman.... you know the list goes on.

DD: My, those are very original names.

AV: Thank you. You know we also have an acronym 'ydissappearis'

DD: aha

AV: The troubled past of my love, should disappear

DD: Thanks Alex for this interview

AV: You are welcome

op
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10/16/2007 3:57 AM

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 579
10/16/2007 3:59 AM

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they met on the "big sausage pizza" website. i mean seriously does anyone give a crap about this waste of air?

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 312540
10/16/2007 4:02 AM

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porn

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 296586 (OP)
10/16/2007 10:48 AM

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Sireen
User ID: 310957
10/16/2007 10:52 AM

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Can't she do ANYTHING orignial??? She's like a rich copy-cat trying to keep up with "the jones"! Sheesh...

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 312992
10/16/2007 10:54 AM

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And I should care, why?

Anonymous Coward
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10/16/2007 1:17 PM

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cdwarior
User ID: 528
10/16/2007 1:20 PM

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Trust me. To get back in the will.

jndjs[a[ihe
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10/17/2007 12:35 AM

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jndjs[a[ihe
User ID: 583256
1/1/2009 12:06 PM

Re: Paris Hilton and Alex Vaggo, sitting in a tree, already baby n a m i n g	Quote
Ladyhawke - Paris is Burning

jndjs[a[ihe
User ID: 583256
1/5/2009 11:05 PM

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Paris; the Savior of the World Economy [link to www.celebgossipnet.com] ..... yeah right sms p.hilt on naar 4050

The Antichrist 666
User ID: 572003
1/5/2009 11:05 PM

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I'm the one and only, true ANTICHRIST!!!

jndjs[a[ihe
User ID: 583256
1/5/2009 11:27 PM

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Quoting: The Antichrist 666 lol

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 569975
1/5/2009 11:31 PM

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She makes me want to have a prostate gland that is the size of a gallon milk jug so I could jusdt drown her and save the planet before she realizes that she is the anticunt and enslaves mankind....

jndjs[a[ihe
User ID: 583256
1/5/2009 11:39 PM

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she would be an excellent spokesperson for the VHEMT. [link to www.vhemt.org]

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 587087
1/6/2009 4:46 AM

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what happened to autoban? MODS!!! MODS!!!!

Anonymous Coward
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1/6/2009 3:32 PM

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what happened to autoban? MODS!!! MODS!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 587087 didn't you mean Autobahn?

500.000 for appearance on part
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1/8/2009 4:47 AM

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[link to www.spitsnieuws.nl]

Hugh G. Rection
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1/8/2009 4:53 AM

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I did Paris Hilton in one of those Siamese swing fuck chairs. She got a big load out of me. She's a good lay. So I really don't know why I punched her in the tits.

jndjs[a[ihe
User ID: 594310
1/17/2009 4:16 AM

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Ladyhawke Paris Is Burning

jndjs[a[ihe
User ID: 598626
1/24/2009 4:41 AM

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Morrissey - I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris
==============================================

In the absence of your love
And in the absence of human touch
I have decided
I’m throwing my arms around Paris
Because only stone and steel accept my love

In the absence of your smiling face
I traveled all over the place
And I have decided
I’m throwing my arms around Paris
Because only stone and steel accept my love
I’m throwing my arms around all of Paris
Because only stone and steel accept my love.

I’m throwing my arms around Paris
Because nobody wants my love
Nobody wants my love
Nobody needs my love
Nobody wants my love

Yes, you made yourself plain
Yes, you made yourself very plain

jndjs[a[ihe
User ID: 598626
1/24/2009 8:54 AM

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jndjs[a[ihe
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2/5/2009 4:06 AM

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