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I want to join the Illuminati

 
LS

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10/16/2007 09:46 PM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
me too, oh wait. i already am..................
Anonymous Coward
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10/16/2007 10:12 PM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
Oooooooohhh, when you get in tell us the secret handshake! that would be killer........;)


Much like the common handshake, but tapping the thumb thrice on the base of the thumb of the brother (one of the masonic handshakes).

5a
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what does it mean if you tickle the palm of the brother's hand when you shake hands?
Anonymous Coward
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10/16/2007 11:20 PM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
Yep.. they'll be in forced labor camps soon. A taste of their own medicine.

Wanna join the chain gain?
Brand Nubiss

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10/16/2007 11:21 PM
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You don't find them. They find you.
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They staked my house out every night for a week while Bohemian Grove was going on(just alittle over an hour drive). I guess I made alittle too much noise during the whole fire the grid thing. One of the cars I saw leaving one morning was a very nice big red pickup truck with a yellow 4 wheeler in the back... Funny thing is it looked as if someone had put black electrical tape over their license plate numbers! Shortly after noticeing that I realized it must be because of the cameras we have here installed at 4 different intersections. chuckle
Conspiracies are based on the assumption that someone knows what their doing.
thebbo

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10/29/2007 08:52 AM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
Good luck OP. Idol1
And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and ev'ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 07:19 AM
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bump
luxolo gugu
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11/02/2011 03:52 AM
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Well, for a start. You're human. So no chance.

5a lol
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Agent Zero
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11/26/2011 09:44 AM
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i want to join please guide me...
Anonymous Coward
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11/26/2011 01:48 PM
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We know you WANT to join. However, you've already been put through the vetting process, and frankly, we find you lacking.
Anonymous
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12/02/2011 09:28 PM
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Lol, you can do black magic and try to join freemason but as far as ILUMINATI YOU WILL NEVER BE IN! to join you need to be born into it through your family bloodline. And if you ever want to be in? you need to be invited but you just going to be invited to be thier bitch! They call those "puppets", like jay-z, lady gaga or nicki minaj or any one thats a billionaire, lol just stop dreaming mr, reptile(; beside they hold power to cause plauges and weather disasters also fooling us to believe aliens exsist, they cause death to our loved ones and put put bad sick thoghts in our brains through music, but all this is a fun game of cards, trust me soon youl see Idol1what they will acomplish, in timee
Anonymous Coward
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05/07/2012 02:27 AM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
I agree 2 all the terms and condition
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05/07/2012 02:29 AM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
I want 2 join d illuminati
anthonyochieng
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06/03/2012 04:30 AM
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Idol1i want to join the illuminati and be famous and rich.
Anonymous Coward
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08/16/2012 04:39 PM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
Email illuminati.jmorder@yahoo.com
nontuthuzelostemele.c​om
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08/26/2012 10:39 AM
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Yes I want to join the Illuminati
nontuthuzelostemele.c​om
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08/26/2012 10:45 AM
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Yes.I want to join the Illuminati
Dauthiatull

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08/26/2012 10:45 AM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
please send me the info booklet and an application form.
you already know my home address.
siyasamkelajames.org
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08/26/2012 10:53 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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05/16/2013 10:31 PM
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you will need to go to the DMV and fill out the form
B
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01/30/2014 06:02 PM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
Leave soul at the door.

Then read above the door..

"Abandon hope all ye who enter"

Step right down...
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2014 06:06 PM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
There is no joining, you're born into it.
It would be pretty stupid of them to allow anybody to join or marry into their families.
ashley
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06/04/2014 10:15 PM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
I want to recommend the great effort of the great Don Illuminati. I was interested in joining the illuminati and I came across a testimony posted on the net by a man on this site so I contacted the email:donilluminatimember@yahoo.com and to my greatest surprise I was initiated right now am a happy woman because I have fame, wealthy, I thought it was a hard thing and evil to become a member i never knew that it was so easy and harmless to become a member i will advice anyone to join the great illuminati through Elder Don.
Undonegun

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06/04/2014 10:21 PM
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Re: I want to join the Illuminati
If you want to join you can start by paying me your weekly entrance fee of $500.
I'm not a valued member in any way (I don't think so at least) but it may not hurt your chances.
It's to ensure you are committed to the cause and demonstrates your willingness to put the society above yourself.
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