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SHR Forum Administrator 10/16/2007 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oooooooohhh, when you get in tell us the secret handshake! that would be killer........;) ____________________________________________________ E-mail anytime [email protected] Inquiring about a ban?, include the IP address found here. [link to www.showmemyip.com] Ooooh, see the fire is sweepin' Our very streets today... Burns like a red coal carpet, Mad bulls lost the way... War, children, it's just a shot away...it's just a shot away.... |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 289692 United States 10/16/2007 07:53 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Me too! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 313313Working on behalf of the Great White Brotherhood is getting me nowhere fast! Man cannot live by principles alone! Yeah, I used to be one of those new agers. Then when nesara failed to pass for the 500th time, I finally lost patience, and now I want revenge. I hope that if I join the Illuminati I can gather up their resources and form my own mercenary group, which will be named "DragonStorm". Then I will betray the Illuminati and then start a direct assault on the Galactic Federation and take Christ Michael prisoner. Then the real fun begins... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 313313 United States 10/16/2007 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Well, for a start. You're human. So no chance. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 289692But I can change, I flick my tongue a lot, and David Icke supporters say that's a sign of being a reptilian, so I should be able to join since I'm a reptile at heart. I thought it was the slit pupils...I can change myself into a cat anytime I want. |
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SHR Forum Administrator 10/16/2007 08:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oooooooohhh, when you get in tell us the secret handshake! that would be killer........;) Quoting: idol_harobedMuch like the common handshake, but tapping the thumb thrice on the base of the thumb of the brother (one of the masonic handshakes). Thanks Idol! That might get me part way there to an Illuminatti, maybe just Ill, but still good to know.....;) ____________________________________________________ E-mail anytime [email protected] Inquiring about a ban?, include the IP address found here. [link to www.showmemyip.com] Ooooh, see the fire is sweepin' Our very streets today... Burns like a red coal carpet, Mad bulls lost the way... War, children, it's just a shot away...it's just a shot away.... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 313325 United States 10/16/2007 08:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's easy! First you need to be a super protestant. Next you go to Yale. Then you suck as much dick as possible to get your Skull & Bones invite. Then you get fucked by all the bonesmen, and maybe if you seem easy to manipulate and harbor some deep dark blackmailable secret they'll let you in. Enjoy! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 304493 United States 10/16/2007 08:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's easy! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 313325First you need to be a super protestant. Next you go to Yale. Then you suck as much dick as possible to get your Skull & Bones invite. Then you get fucked by all the bonesmen, and maybe if you seem easy to manipulate and harbor some deep dark blackmailable secret they'll let you in. Enjoy! Technically, you get boned by all the Bonesmen, but, point well taken. |
Babe in a Bunker User ID: 312945 United States 10/16/2007 08:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hear the swag from the yearly meeting is bitchin. If you get in, how about regifting to me what you don't want? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 313293They have icecream socials every other month, and a biannual Illuminati picnic. Just look for the flyers, which are cleverly hidden in your local newspaper (hint, think OLD JEWS), figure out where it's happening, go there, be friendly and I'm sure one of our helpful Illuminati elders will be more than happy to guide you through the initiation process. Good luck. Oh, and the yearly meeting swag kicks ass. Well it seems so real I can see it And it seems so real I can feel it And it seems so real I can taste it And it seems so real I can hear it So why can't I touch it? So why can't I touch it? Twatter: [link to twitter.com] |
ORANGE INSTITUTE User ID: 276480 United States 10/16/2007 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do I join? I want to be rich and wear creepy robes and do weird ceremonies and rituals with old white men in places sheeple can't go to. Any way to do this? I don't have to let the guys screw me do I? I don't want to do any of the weird sex stuff, I just want to do creepy chants and get lots of money and jewelery with odd occult symbols so I can go outside and flaunt it and laugh inside knowing no one will know that my secret serpent ring is actually a secret bond with my reptilian brethren. I think I'd fit in with reptiles more than humans, my tongue flicks out a lot, I have snakes for pets, and I collect artwork of dragons cuz I think they're cool. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 289692So what are my chances of getting in? Well, if you are able to disociate {Multiple Personality Disorder} to cope with the horrific physical torture, mind-altering drugs and complete human humiliation... However, only those that are opposed to this can be chosen. Love U.S., the law. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 313293 United States 10/16/2007 08:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hear the swag from the yearly meeting is bitchin. If you get in, how about regifting to me what you don't want? Quoting: Babe in a BunkerThey have icecream socials every other month, and a biannual Illuminati picnic. Just look for the flyers, which are cleverly hidden in your local newspaper (hint, think OLD JEWS), figure out where it's happening, go there, be friendly and I'm sure one of our helpful Illuminati elders will be more than happy to guide you through the initiation process. Good luck. Oh, and the yearly meeting swag kicks ass. The last time I went to a party like the one you described my butt hurt for a week. |
ORANGE INSTITUTE User ID: 276480 United States 10/16/2007 08:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | How do I join? I want to be rich and wear creepy robes and do weird ceremonies and rituals with old white men in places sheeple can't go to. Any way to do this? I don't have to let the guys screw me do I? I don't want to do any of the weird sex stuff, I just want to do creepy chants and get lots of money and jewelery with odd occult symbols so I can go outside and flaunt it and laugh inside knowing no one will know that my secret serpent ring is actually a secret bond with my reptilian brethren. I think I'd fit in with reptiles more than humans, my tongue flicks out a lot, I have snakes for pets, and I collect artwork of dragons cuz I think they're cool. Quoting: ORANGE INSTITUTESo what are my chances of getting in? Well, if you are able to disociate {Multiple Personality Disorder} to cope with the horrific physical torture, mind-altering drugs and complete human humiliation... However, only those that are opposed to this can be chosen. They tried to get me to be a member... Love U.S., the law. |
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