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Some of the top phrases aliens tell their abductees.

 
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Some of the top phrases aliens tell their abductees.
Alien abductee researcher Preston Dennet has compiled a list of things that aliens sometimes say to their abductees. Dennett admits that face-to-face encounters with aliens are by far the rarest type of UFO experience, and extraterrestrials are very reluctant to talk to their abductees. However, in 20 years of research he has found a handful of cases where aliens have actually spoken. Generally, he says, aliens don't speak, and when they do speak, they often repeat themselves, saying the same few phrases to all of their abductees. Here then, are some of the top alien phrases: "do not be afraid, we won't hurt you"; "you won't remember this"; "we need babies"; "our emotions are different than yours"; "we are from a place you don't know about yet"; "we've been here a long, long time"; and "it is very important we do this."

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Calling on Jesus makes them flee.
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Calling on Jesus makes them flee.
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I'll try that one next time.
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this is interesting. especially the "we need babies" part
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"Please bend over, grab your ankles, and count to one hundred. This won't hurt too much."

"Are you gonna eat that?"

"Take me to your dealer, er, uh... leader."

"Meep moop meep meep mop?"
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"Ack ack ack, ACK.. ACK ACK ACK!!"
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Calling on Jesus makes them flee.
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that is kinda weird... seeing as... well, if he existed at all he was most likely one of the first hybrids created.

artificial insemination n'all :P
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Calling on Jesus makes them flee.
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NO, it does NOT always make them flee. When it appears to do so, they are perpetuating the one of the religious systems they created to control us. They know Jesus never existed.
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Calling on Jesus makes them flee.
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I can tell you by personal experience that this is true.
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Re: Some of the top phrases aliens tell their abductees.
Alien abductee researcher Preston Dennet has compiled a list of things that aliens sometimes say to their abductees. Dennett admits that face-to-face encounters with aliens are by far the rarest type of UFO experience, and extraterrestrials are very reluctant to talk to their abductees. However, in 20 years of research he has found a handful of cases where aliens have actually spoken. Generally, he says, aliens don't speak, and when they do speak, they often repeat themselves, saying the same few phrases to all of their abductees. Here then, are some of the top alien phrases: "do not be afraid, we won't hurt you"; "you won't remember this"; "we need babies"; "our emotions are different than yours"; "we are from a place you don't know about yet"; "we've been here a long, long time"; and "it is very important we do this."

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this makes no sense

you think aliens are so bizarre and immature that the above is true?

this is bullshit

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"hello, im from a super advanced civilization that can travel between stars, but im going to abduct humans and repeat weird phrases that make no sense"

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"im an alien thats so advanced i can travel the stars, but im very bizarre, autistic, and dont have enough sense to communicate with humans, ill repeat things like 'we need babies' because im supposedly a dying race and humans can save me with hybrid , and yea thats it, uhh yea"


god this is fucking dumb

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#1;
"WARNING! You are about to be abducted by ALIENZZZZZZZ"
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ever hear this one?:

"The aliens are here because they want to mine our gold. they plan to make hybrids to mine earth for gold"
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"the aliens removed cigarette smoke tar from my lungs and gave it to me in a box and said it was a gift, the tar in the box stunk so bad"

- abductee Jim Sparks



this shit is so fucking dumb

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