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BREAKING: World pin shortage critical

 
Ikaika

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11/06/2007 08:44 PM
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This is it.

First it's tacks,

Then it's food and fuel......
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11/12/2007 06:06 AM
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Then they come for you
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1rof1

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whatever happened to the paperless office!
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Seems its about time this gets bumped again
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I hope this doesn't have an adverse reaction with the Sticky Note cabal now!
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bump
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for the want of a pin...
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This thread will never get pinned.
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bump
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Just another sign of the coming worldwide economic collapse
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funny shit
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GREAT SYNCRONICITY!!![/i]
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bump because, well, the original post rocks.
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Pin This!!
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There may be a pin shortage but industrious people know there is a never ending supply of bump's
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Well, we can always use sticky notes ;)
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If there's ever been a sure sign of the apocalypse, this is it!
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Indubitably.
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Thread: Superfoods For Optimum Health: Chlorella and Spirulina!

Instead of pinning things that are good for your health like the above, we get pessimistic things pinned. What do you have to do to overcome the pin shortage as it relates to relevancy, timeliness, and overcoming the muted mainstream silence on anything helpful to people in general? Instead by you silence, you affirm the same things they do, you silence in pinning anything good, decent, and of major importance to everyone here. This is something you can try, it is not a fad, and it is for your good health.
"With an eye made quiet by the power of harmony and the deep power of joy, we see into the life of things." William Wordsworth

And yet the same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe—the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God.

John F. Kennedy Inaugural Address

Lincoln's economic advisor Henry C. Carey explained the universal issue in his 1851 Harmony of Interests:

"Two systems are before the world.... One looks to pauperism, ignorance, depopulation, and barbarism; the other to increasing wealth, comfort, intelligence, combination of action, and civilization. One looks towards universal war; the other towards universal peace. One is the English system; the other ... the American system, for ... elevating while equalizing the condition of man throughout the world."
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duct tape this thread. 5a
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07/11/2008 07:53 PM
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Critical News bump
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Today thumbtack manufacturers released an emergency notice to suppliers. Die to the rampant and excessive use of thumbtacks they have run short of supply.

This is expected to hit the buisiness world hard as they rely on these on a daily basis for things as trivial as whats for lunch all the way up to which company will be bought out next. CEO of Porsche claimed "Well I never really liked VWs but they were the only one still on my wall of things to buy. My secretary stole the rest of my tacks."

Even the press has had to scale back as they have less reminders as to what is going on in the news. One reporter states "Well I only had one tack left so I decided to pick a random story and I ended up with that dumb fire in California. I was really hoping to make Britney Spears the front page story today."

When asked why there was such a spike Qingdao Ant Hardware Manufacturing Co Ltd., a maker of thumbtacks and pins, president Tan Dong replied "We believe this has been due to an overreaction as of late in certain niche websites to certain world events. They seem to think that the world is about to collapse from some Cuban financial ring who has paid off Bush to cover up its roll in 9/11 by setting these mass fires in California to kill as many homosexuals as possible. Its all absured to me but just look for yourself."

True as told, when reviewing conspiracy type websites like Godlike Productions, one can see an incredible glut of pins on the website. In an attempt to get to the bottom of this we tracked the website owner to a small trailer home on the outskirts of Las Vegas who goes by the online handle of Trinity. Unfortunately we were only able to get as ar as the crude electric fence. A man appeared at the door wearing what appeared to be a tinfoil hat but made no reply to our repeated questions and soon disappeared again.

Experts say that if this continues, the world could begin to see an increased level of economic slowdown due to the populace forgetting simple things like paying bills. The entertainment industry is also expected to see a downturn as less and less people will remember about that great new movie or "the game".

We will continue to attemp to keep you updated on this developing story assuming we don't run out of thumbtacks ourselves.
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1rof1
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surrender is not an option
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Peace with Justice

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07/11/2008 10:37 PM
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This is it.

First it's tacks,

Then it's food and fuel......
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OMG you were right. A prediction that has come true on GLP! Is this a first?
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08/04/2008 12:01 AM
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Just gotta do it..... bump

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duct tape this thread. 5a
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Pleease!! I love Red Green ;)


1rof1
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Fear is no policy and
surrender is not an option
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Peace with Justice

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08/12/2008 02:00 AM
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FYI- the main pin pipeline goes right through South Ossettia in Georgia.
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08/12/2008 02:12 AM
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FYI- the main pin pipeline goes right through South Ossettia in Georgia.
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LMAO!!

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08/12/2008 02:28 AM
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There are several pipelines...
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surrender is not an option
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Peace with Justice

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