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You know you're addicted to GLP when......

 
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10/25/2007 12:03 PM

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You know you're addicted to GLP when......
Keep it going, I'll start.


You know you are addicted to GLP when you-

-Keep checking the major news networks several times a day to confirm the news story that has been on GLP for the last 3 hours........and it's usually accurate.
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10/25/2007 12:04 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
...you're hitting refresh every 2 minutes so that you don't miss being the first to post the BS flag.
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10/25/2007 12:08 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
you don't do any actual "work" at work for like 3 weeks...
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10/25/2007 12:11 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
when you hold off long as you can in the morning to go there, for fear of addiction, and then dont eat or shower until 3pm cause ya cant tear yourself away. also telling is one starts to go kinda comatose from a whole day on here, it makes an altered state, like yesterday it was a flood of churchies, and it sucked me in and wierded me out but i still stayed from morbid facination.
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10/25/2007 12:12 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
..you get carbaltunnel <sp> from the scroll key!
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10/25/2007 12:14 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
you've been here for 6 years..lol
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10/25/2007 12:16 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
second click after e-mail.
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10/25/2007 12:18 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
You actually remember user #'s and know that you either agree with this person or look for their # so you can annoy the hell out of them or argue with them.
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10/25/2007 12:25 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
...nothing anyone says pisses you off anymore (even though they're trying).

...when GLP is down you go to another forum to bitch about GLP being down.

...when the screen takes longer than 3 seconds to load, you can feel your blood pressure rising.


Man, I can go on and on and on....Woops...another sign your an addict!
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10/25/2007 12:28 PM

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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
another:


-Someone makes you so mad that you try and beat their high score on Marcozz!!
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10/25/2007 12:35 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
When the first thing you do in the morning is get on and check to see if anyone answered your ranting and ravings during the night.
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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10/25/2007 12:38 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
You have 27 tabs open, all of them different glp pages.
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10/25/2007 12:39 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
another:


-Someone makes you so mad that you try and beat their high score on Marcozz!!
 Quoting: Gradient


lmao That made me laugh rofl.
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10/25/2007 12:40 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
I actually had a dream recently about arguing with somebody on a thread here.

damned
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10/25/2007 12:42 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
when you actually miss EAT
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10/25/2007 12:45 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
I actually had a dream recently about arguing with somebody on a thread here.

damned
 Quoting: Evil Twin


You know you're addicted to GLP when you dream about it.chuckle
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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10/25/2007 12:46 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
When the first thing you do in the morning is get on and check to see if anyone answered your ranting and ravings during the night.
 Quoting: Spectrum Blue


I even check GLP when i have to get out to pee.

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10/25/2007 12:46 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
When you are out in the real world like at WalMart or checking into a hotel and another person says something this isn't the 'norm' and you instantly think.........hmmmm I bet they are a GLPer.

I know there are others in my area but haven't met face to face. So, I find myself looking around for them. haha
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10/25/2007 12:48 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
When you are out in the real world like at WalMart or checking into a hotel and another person says something this isn't the 'norm' and you instantly think.........hmmmm I bet they are a GLPer.

I know there are others in my area but haven't met face to face. So, I find myself looking around for them. haha
 Quoting: A_G1RL


Buahahaha!!! I look at people and if they say things like that I wonder if they're GLPers too.
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
When you are out in the real world like at WalMart or checking into a hotel and another person says something this isn't the 'norm' and you instantly think.........hmmmm I bet they are a GLPer.

 Quoting: A_G1RL


LOL so true!
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10/25/2007 12:49 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
I actually had a dream recently about arguing with somebody on a thread here.

damned
 Quoting: Evil Twin


That made me laugh so hard I shit my pants and now it is running down my leg...

You actually think I am going to get up and change my cloths and have a shower after shitting myself, "Hell No" I will continue to post on GLP...
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10/25/2007 01:06 PM

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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
You have 27 tabs open, all of them different glp pages.
 Quoting: Evil Twin

So true!
For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in.
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10/25/2007 01:06 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
When at the bank drive through you mistakenly sign your check anonymos coward.
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10/25/2007 01:11 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
When at the bank drive through you mistakenly sign your check anonymos coward.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 259174




LOL
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10/25/2007 01:16 PM

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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
another:


-You keep your fingers resting ever so gently on the ALT TAB keys in case anyone walks around the corner at work.
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10/25/2007 01:16 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
when a ban is good for your social life
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10/25/2007 01:17 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
You still post here even though you know it's all a government psy-op used to debunk 9-11, Chemtrails, aliens, NWO, planet X, etc. and to identify leading troublemakers for the FEMA camps .
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10/25/2007 01:17 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
WHEN YOU GET A HARD ON READING DOOM BUT YET CAN'T PERFORM IN BED.
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10/25/2007 01:18 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
you've experienced an anxiety attack over a lame Zeta prediction.
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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10/25/2007 01:18 PM
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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
..you respond to a coworker with any of the following phrases :

• ZETAS right again!!!

• Lensflare.

• Pics or vids or it didn't happpen.

• Pin this c*nt!!!


I love GLP!!!!

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R O N P A U L 2 0 0 8
r E V O L u t i o n !
Gradient (OP)

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10/25/2007 01:20 PM

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Re: You know you're addicted to GLP when......
..you respond to a coworker with any of the following phrases :

• ZETAS right again!!!

• Lensflare.

• Pics or vids or it didn't happpen.

• Pin this c*nt!!!


I love GLP!!!!

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R O N P A U L 2 0 0 8
r E V O L u t i o n !
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