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********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?

 
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********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
This thing is right on the tip of my tongue and driving me crazy... any suggestions?
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Do it, Do it I double dare ya.
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
No.

If anything go to the doctor.

Just don't fuckin' cut it off, or you'll find yourself at the doc anyway.


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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
DO NOT CLIP IT OFF!

Go see a Dr if it is inflamed and causing pain and appears to be necrotic tissue. If you have just bitten your tounge put some ice on it and leave it be.

It may be sore, it may hurt a while, but the tounge heals really really fast.

However, a Dr is a good start for problem solving.
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
No way! Do you have any idea how painful that is?
Don't do it.
You may have too much acid in your system.
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
No way! Do you have any idea how painful that is?
Don't do it.
You may have too much acid in your system.
 Quoting: Beingsouthern


You mean like not eating enough salad?
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10/25/2007 08:13 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Yes, and cut out your entire tongue while your at it. Also, cut off all your fingers too, so you won't be able to use a keyboard anymore.
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10/25/2007 08:14 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Okay, I won't clip it off... but it IS driving me to jump out the window...
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10/25/2007 08:16 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Yes, and cut out your entire tongue while your at it. Also, cut off all your fingers too, so you won't be able to use a keyboard anymore.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 304493


Hey, I know this thread sound stupid... but it is real anyway... more real than all those "egg" or "zetas" or "alien" threads... so I think I deserve to keep my fingers, unless all those posters have to cut off theirs as well... only fair, ya know.
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Guys shut up, dont listen to them with their reason and common sense throw caution to the wind and hack away, and plus I dared ya.
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10/25/2007 08:18 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
clip it off. i've done it before and nothing happens. you're toungue will not fall off. actually it will heal by morning.

those things are painful. i've had 3 or 4 in my life and i always cut them out. but one shot of pain from cutting it off is better than that fucker staying in you mouth hurting for days.
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Okay, I won't clip it off... but it IS driving me to jump out the window...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317322

Do it, do it I triple dare ya
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10/25/2007 08:19 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Okay, I won't clip it off... but it IS driving me to jump out the window...

Do it, do it I triple dare ya
 Quoting: shameless 317167


it's not that bad dude. i promise. not even worth a dare.
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10/25/2007 08:20 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
cut a fresh clove of garlic and put the garlic juice on it

than eat raw garlic


than drink a capful of vinegar with equal amount of extra virgin olive oil
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10/25/2007 08:21 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
How do your tastebuds get inflamed anyway?
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
No.

If anything go to the doctor.

Just don't fuckin' cut it off, or you'll find yourself at the doc anyway.


[link to en.wikipedia.org]
 Quoting: Mister_Obvious


that's an ulcer. i think he's talking about the little hard bumps you get on your toungue sometimes. i've both clipped and bit one off before. no big deal and i didn't have to go to the doctor. matter of fact i completely forgot about doing it about a minute afterwards and i was PAIN FREE!
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Yes...

Only I'd use the scissors on a very small Victorinox pen-knife...

Or alternately, you can just put out a cigarette on it...

Problem Solved,

EDIT FOR:

Kidding about the 2nd part...Serious about the 1st part...

Bite the bugger off...
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
cut a fresh clove of garlic and put the garlic juice on it

than eat raw garlic


than drink a capful of vinegar with equal amount of extra virgin olive oil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317427


Hey, now that's exactly what I'll do... I think you've saved my life.
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
cut a fresh clove of garlic and put the garlic juice on it

than eat raw garlic


than drink a capful of vinegar with equal amount of extra virgin olive oil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317427


disgusting. OP, GET THE CLIPPERS. and be done with it.
Anonymous Coward
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10/25/2007 08:24 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Maybe you have a yeast infection on your tongue?
FreezeDried Jesus

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10/25/2007 08:25 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
OP you made my day!
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10/25/2007 08:26 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
My cousin had one on his tongue and chopped it off with a carving knife.

Never came back.
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10/25/2007 08:26 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Maybe you have a yeast infection on your tongue?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317292


ahhh
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10/25/2007 08:27 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Ouch ! I had a friend that picked up something really bad after going down on a girl he met. His tongue looked like Fred Flintstones ingrown haired ass. I hope you plan on keeping your tongue to yourself till you get it checked !
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10/25/2007 08:29 PM

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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Ouch ! I had a friend that picked up something really bad after going down on a girl he met. His tongue looked like Fred Flintstones ingrown haired ass. I hope you plan on keeping your tongue to yourself till you get it checked !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317418


The real question after a statement like that is, what the fuck do you know about "Fred Flintsones ingrown haired ass"?

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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
it will bleed a fair amount, but be good as new tomorrow...

I used a pair of sharp scissors.
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Ouch ! I had a friend that picked up something really bad after going down on a girl he met. His tongue looked like Fred Flintstones ingrown haired ass. I hope you plan on keeping your tongue to yourself till you get it checked !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317418


Oh, yes. I keep it to myself, anyway... just seems prudent in today's world.
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Just leave it be, and remember that pain is all in the mind..

And anyways, its just a lil fucking nub on your tongue.. big whoop. That is not pain. Try having your appendix bugger up, then punching yourself in the stomach (yes i did this, only because i thought it was trapped wind at first..doh!), then not sleeping or eating for 3 days straight due to the pain..

I thought i had experienced pain before that with burning myself on stuff, or slicing my finger open etc.. but after that appendix thing you will have to shoot me to top that amount of pain!

Personally though, i think you should stub a cig out on it hf
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10/25/2007 08:30 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
I'm no doctor and my recommendation comes from ignorance and apathy but ...
If you cut it you will bleed and that can be messy. Best to cauterize it. Either heat a knife till it glows cherry red and apply to the inflamed tastebud OR buy a pizza and heat it to 450 degrees and apply that to the tastebud. The pizza method is much tastier then the hot knife.
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10/25/2007 08:33 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
Bite it off..do it in front of the mirror to make sure you got it pinned between your teeth..It really hurts and bleeds. I recomend it for a fun thursday night.
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10/25/2007 08:35 PM
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Re: ********* Should I clip off an inflamed, white tastebud with nail clippers?
I'm no doctor and my recommendation comes from ignorance and apathy but ...
If you cut it you will bleed and that can be messy. Best to cauterize it. Either heat a knife till it glows cherry red and apply to the inflamed tastebud OR buy a pizza and heat it to 450 degrees and apply that to the tastebud. The pizza method is much tastier then the hot knife.
 Quoting: Dr. Dumb 115


Now, that sounds sensible... I might actually try that.

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