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The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth
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Algol
User ID: 251194
10/31/2007 6:01 AM
Report abusive post | The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth
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I am a wealthy billionaire and the leader of a corporation with connections worldwide. I have stocks in many companies, and knowledge of many things going on in the world. I have decided to come here, as the start to spreading my message to the public. I must test the waters, before I can decide to fully enact my plan you see, a plan I have had for so very long! I cannot fully expose myself to the public eye just yet, and any attempt to search my name will come up null and void, as I have ensured my identity would not have been compromised over the years.
This "Comet" Holmes is a very interesting occurrence, and while I have anticipated this object's arrival, I had not expected it to come at this time, which is indeed a pleasant turn of events for me.
You see, this "Comet" is not actually a comet. It is rather, an essence. A creation that has come into existence for the purpose of unification. The star Algol is known as the Demon Star in the Muslim world and rightfully so. This object referred to as a comet is unifying the energies of the Demon World, and the Human World. The gateway shall be opened, and with that, Demons will once more make their mark upon this sinful world!
My role in this is very simple. I am of a special bloodline, a people who were said to be descended from the Fallen Ones. The ones who came from the sky and pursued relations with those of this Human World. My bloodline was nearly wiped out centuries ago, but we remained hidden, watching and waiting. I, among the few remaining of my precious bloodline, have one goal. Once the unification is complete, I will use my vast resources to revive the great Demon Lord El'Zareht the Torment,. With his powers imbued unto me, I shall then take my rightful place as ruler of this World, and turn Earth into a paradise for my Demon brethren!
Waste your lives away worrying about President George W. Bush and this NWO nonsense, Iran and these Muslim imbeciles who waste their time with holy war nonsense. It is assured that this war will be far greater than the "War on Terror". I will create my own war on the terror, the terror that is humanity! Prepare yourselves, for coming soon is my War on Mankind! May Devils reign supreme in their rightful place as the superiors to humanity! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 319372
10/31/2007 6:05 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
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Laze
User ID: 314849
10/31/2007 6:06 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
lol thats a good one i give you the flag of |
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Algol
User ID: 251194 (OP)
10/31/2007 6:08 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 319372
Very well then, I shall put my reputation on the line. I guarantee you an event unlike any other shall occur today involving signs from the sky, and all will be able to witness it, in its undeniable glory! At that time, you will know that it was I who am destined to be the KING of this world! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 319372
10/31/2007 6:10 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
There will be signs in the sky today, but not your disinfo..
Dont take credit for others work..
You have been warned |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 579
10/31/2007 6:13 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Very well then, I shall put my reputation on the line. I guarantee you an event unlike any other shall occur today involving signs from the sky, and all will be able to witness it, in its undeniable glory! At that time, you will know that it was I who am destined to be the KING of this world! Quoting: Algol 251194
i fear not your pathetic demons, for i am SPUDULIKE king of the potatoes and my tuberlike warriors eat demons for breakfast and brunch (with a small side salad). |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 319372
10/31/2007 6:15 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Hoaxing on the Internet..
Rule no.1 - make sure you use a unique ID number, because using GLP's advanced search facility it is easy to debunk hoaxes instantly.
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next time try harder!!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 319800
10/31/2007 6:26 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Hoaxing on the Internet..
Rule no.1 - make sure you use a unique ID number, because using GLP's advanced search facility it is easy to debunk hoaxes instantly.
The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth Algol 5 35 10/31/07
6:01 AM
the future villain of the night 1 53 10/14/07
7:06 AM
GOVERNMENT'S CROCODILE TEARS OVER BURMA Anonymous Coward 0 13 10/01/07
12:05 PM
CIA Trained Taliban Hang Afghan boy for having U.S Dollars in his Pocket Anonymous Coward 1 45 10/01/07
9:21 AM
TALKS REVEAL PRESIDENT BUSH'S NAIVETY ABOUT IRAQ Anonymous Coward 0 38 09/28/07
4:14 PM
B52 MISTAKENLY FLIES OVER UNITED STATES WITH NUCLEAR WARHEADS
next time try harder!!
I use many proxies. Nice try you worthless filth. I shall return later to watch you apologize to me and sob like a weak little baby. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 294099
10/31/2007 7:15 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
THe Time is at hand.. Ive asked my Father for this day. I am Fully prepared with my Army of Warriors to wipe you Dumb mutherfukers off this plane of existance. Ye thought thou was so powerfull and couldnt be touched. The reason you werent touched was b/c we need our both sides to evolve. BUt you DUmbfucks decided to take it to another level. In the astral is wher I have re-awakened and have been training with My Army for this day. IAm More POwerfull than I knew I was. No more free will for you.. You abused it and your Time is nearly Hand. PLease make the right choice so i can finally have my way with u FEEble Bitches. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 319812
10/31/2007 7:32 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Op, you have a very good imagination.
A good imagination can be a very positive thing if used in a positive way, but if not used in a positive way you will only help to disintegrate your soul into many tiny fragments that you only to retrieve in your many future lives. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 244644
10/31/2007 8:54 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Oh no! Uncle Alfie has escaped from the loony bin, AGAIN! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 113430
10/31/2007 9:41 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Your forces may have been released, but our reinforcements are right behind them.
"The herpisaurians pursued them cloaked behind the veils of sandora. Animusae became lost. A blindness struck and caused them to venture into the central abyss of Archadia where they lost all means to navigate. It had been decreed that only Shatan and a small portion of his animusian army be spared the eternal doom but that they would be confined in the etheral realms of the astral for a time until he and his legions will be released to the physical do battle again at the end of the age of the poissonis."
[link to www.geocities.com]
"When Celestia comes well into the solar system the orbit will change, proving to all that it is being controlled intelligently. It will come to within an acceptable distance from Earth and the underground inhabitants of the luna will send out the first strike force to repel the armada sent from Celestia. I will be there to see that!"
[link to www.geocities.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 299766
10/31/2007 10:16 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
OP...
You seriously need to send your material into the Sci-Fi Channel. It's better than most of the crap they make into movies. Why not make money out of your creative genius?
Keep up the great fiction! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 317740
10/31/2007 10:55 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
op needs to quit playing dungeon and dragons so much |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 319877
10/31/2007 11:00 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
I use many proxies. Nice try you worthless filth. I shall return later to watch you apologize to me and sob like a weak little baby. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 319800
Your proxy software is broken, are you sure your not confusing a proxy with a windows update? |
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Triple Gems Sealing...HRIH
User ID: 305930
10/31/2007 2:28 PM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH!
Oh pitiful demon spirit, be it known and widely proclaimed that is wrongful to issue forth such utterances of false words and threats to create harm and commit wrongful inflictions of suffering upon any other sentient beings…HRIH!
as these being made are perceived as of erroneous origin --- one must be made cognizant when generating false words and threats so as to create wrong thoughts in others ... when seeking means by which to infect harm and commit wrongful suffering upon other beings…HRIH!
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH!
May all such baleful wailings be banished and sublimated henceforth…HRIH!
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH!
Guru Rimpoche Padmasambhava … the omnipresent, omniscient, omnipotent Guru … the Lotus-Born Master ~OM AH HA~ essence of nothingness who is without defilement … the sublime ONE manifests SUPREME in all realms … Guru Rinpoche bejeweled in HIS triple embodiments ~^~Gautama Buddha~^~ ~^~Amitabha Buddha~^~ ~^~ Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara^~^…HRIH!
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH!
Dankinis and Wrathful Deities in service to Lord Sri Padmasambhava are called forth…HRIH!
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH!
May there henceforth be subjugation - sublimation -transmutation of all demons…OM AH HO!HRIH!
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH!
May there be liberation for all beings suffering entrapped consciousness in Maya illusion…HRIH!
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH!
May there be liberation and salvation for all those emeshed in delusion suffering: *( human be-ings, demon be-ings, naga be-ings, god be-ings, ghost be-ings, animal be-ings, insect be-ings)*…HRIH!
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH!
May there be liberation and salvation for all sentient beings suffering not only in the living state but also in the dying state and also in the Bardo state…HRIH!
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH!
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH!
OM AH HUM VAJRA GURU PADMA SIDDHI HUM…HRIH! |
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Saxon
User ID: 194696
10/31/2007 2:44 PM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Very well then, I shall put my reputation on the line. I guarantee you an event unlike any other shall occur today involving signs from the sky, and all will be able to witness it, in its undeniable glory! At that time, you will know that it was I who am destined to be the KING of this world! Quoting: Algol 251194
Sorry, you've already been supplanted. So, while you're still having delusions of power, do have your fun while you still can. Soon, both you and your newly arrived demon buddies are going to be isolated to pit #4 where you belong. I'm sure you'll all get along swimmingly.
The Tree of Darkness is coming down along with you and all your "friends".
So much for superior "angelic" genetics.  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 113430
10/31/2007 8:05 PM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Very well then, I shall put my reputation on the line. I guarantee you an event unlike any other shall occur today involving signs from the sky, and all will be able to witness it, in its undeniable glory! At that time, you will know that it was I who am destined to be the KING of this world! Quoting: Algol 251194
Could you tell us what that event was? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 113430
11/1/2007 9:11 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Anything else to add? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 216611
11/3/2007 8:05 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
ALL HAIL ALGOL! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 113430
11/3/2007 11:49 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
ALL HAIL ALGOL! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 216611
Perhaps not. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 321209
11/3/2007 11:51 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
funny thread |
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shameless
User ID: 321210
11/3/2007 11:54 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
I am a wealthy billionaire and the leader of a corporation with connections worldwide. I have stocks in many companies, and knowledge of many things going on in the world. I have decided to come here, as the start to spreading my message to the public. I must test the waters, before I can decide to fully enact my plan you see, a plan I have had for so very long! I cannot fully expose myself to the public eye just yet, and any attempt to search my name will come up null and void, as I have ensured my identity would not have been compromised over the years.
This "Comet" Holmes is a very interesting occurrence, and while I have anticipated this object's arrival, I had not expected it to come at this time, which is indeed a pleasant turn of events for me.
You see, this "Comet" is not actually a comet. It is rather, an essence. A creation that has come into existence for the purpose of unification. The star Algol is known as the Demon Star in the Muslim world and rightfully so. This object referred to as a comet is unifying the energies of the Demon World, and the Human World. The gateway shall be opened, and with that, Demons will once more make their mark upon this sinful world!
My role in this is very simple. I am of a special bloodline, a people who were said to be descended from the Fallen Ones. The ones who came from the sky and pursued relations with those of this Human World. My bloodline was nearly wiped out centuries ago, but we remained hidden, watching and waiting. I, among the few remaining of my precious bloodline, have one goal. Once the unification is complete, I will use my vast resources to revive the great Demon Lord El'Zareht the Torment,. With his powers imbued unto me, I shall then take my rightful place as ruler of this World, and turn Earth into a paradise for my Demon brethren!
Waste your lives away worrying about President George W. Bush and this NWO nonsense, Iran and these Muslim imbeciles who waste their time with holy war nonsense. It is assured that this war will be far greater than the "War on Terror". I will create my own war on the terror, the terror that is humanity! Prepare yourselves, for coming soon is my War on Mankind! May Devils reign supreme in their rightful place as the superiors to humanity! Quoting: Algol 251194
Okay that was a good evil rant, Mr minion of the devil |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 320119
11/3/2007 12:59 PM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
jesus coming for you with fire. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 299632
11/3/2007 1:06 PM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
I am a wealthy billionaire and the leader of a corporation with connections worldwide. Quoting: Algol 251194
Of COURSE you are...
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 321258
11/3/2007 1:52 PM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
I am a wealthy billionaire and the leader of a corporation with connections worldwide. I have stocks in many companies, and knowledge of many things going on in the world. I . . . .
Waste your lives away worrying about President George W. Bush and this NWO nonsense, Iran and these Muslim imbeciles who waste their time with holy war nonsense. It is assured that this war will be far greater than the "War on Terror". I will create my own war on the terror, the terror that is humanity! Prepare yourselves, for coming soon is my War on Mankind! May Devils reign supreme in their rightful place as the superiors to humanity! Quoting: Algol 251194
Too much information, too soon. I recommend Frey's How to Write a Damn Good Novel. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 140243
11/3/2007 8:23 PM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
cool. can't wait for the movie. when the book is finished, let us know. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 317826
11/3/2007 8:25 PM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
I am a wealthy billionaire Quoting: Algol 251194
can you send me some mone? a million or 10 would be fine, thanks! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 317502
11/3/2007 9:14 PM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
I am a wealthy billionaire
can you send me some mone? a million or 10 would be fine, thanks! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317826
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 73136
11/3/2007 9:44 PM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
piece of dog shit>>>The OP |
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Gabe
User ID: 322049
11/5/2007 8:46 AM | | Re: The truth about "Comet" Holmes and my plans for Earth | Quote |
Can I get a hit of what your smoking? |
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