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Telepathic Interview with Britney Spears

 
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Telepathic(*) Interview with Britney Spears
on 4 October 2007, 19:05 GMT,
ordered by Ambassador for Massochists in a successful effort to read Britney's mind..

REVIVING GOALS FOR MANKIND

[Auditor(**):] What did you want to do for Mankind?

[Britney Spears:] (Blank stare)
"Fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz​fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzf​uz" F's(***)

[Auditor:] Why don't you stop being a jerk?

[Britney Spears:](Blank stare)
"Fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz​fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz.​

[Tossa:] So, how old were you then? Meaning, what year iss it?

[Britney Spears:](Blank stare)
"fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz​fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz.​"

[Britney Spears was not bonked in 1993. (Note by Editor)]

[Auditor:] Whom did you try to make responsible
for executing your own goals for Mankind -
instead of carrying out your goals yourself?

[Britney Spears:](Blank stare)
"fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz​fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz.​"

[Auditor:] What did you want to do for Mankind?

[Britney Spears:](Blank stare)
"fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz​fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz.​"

[Tossa:] Did you? How? And, what point? Did you start bonking anything in a pair of trousers?

[Britney Spears:](Blank stare)
"fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz​fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz.​"

[Note by Tossas:
Britney Albums were not removed by herr own people, but by record store owners fed up with dust-trap stock.]

[Tossa:] Am I assuming correctly
that you did NOT face the conflict,
that is, what the actual conflict was, and
that you also did NOT search
for an actual solution to the conflict,
but
that you just 'did not like war',
which most people don't like?

[Britney Spears:](Blank stare)
"fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz​fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz!​"

[Note by Tossas:
At this point Britney Fell over, face first into her lines of crack. Two nurses helped her back into an upright position.)

[Britney Spears:] (Blank stare)
fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzf​uzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz

[Tossa:] So you're totally indifferent to your fans just like the American Government to the people?

[Britney Spears:] (Blank stare)
"fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz​fuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuzfuz.​"

(Interview continued on page 94)
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