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An alien told me a joke today

 
Lucian Ilea
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11/03/2007 07:49 AM
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An alien told me a joke today
I told him that on GLP people talk a lot about aliens and he told me
-Let me tell you a joke with aliens
A guy drives on the street and he sees a little red alien
That alien is desperate and makes him signs to stop:
-I'm a crazy alien ,I haven't eaten for 4 days and I want to make sex with you
-Well,I'm sorry,I can help you with food ,but with sex ,no!
The guy drives on the street and suddenly a little green alien pops in the middle of the street:
-I'm a fanatical alien,I need to drink something now and I want to make sex with you
-I'm sorry,here are some drinks,but I dont want to make sex with you
The guy starts to drive again and suddenly,a blue alien stops him
-I'm a morbid alien and..
-Yes,I know!you want sex
-No!Your papers ,please!
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ZAL Moxe
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11/03/2007 08:28 AM
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Re: An alien told me a joke today
wow, thats bad.

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