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I think I'm Jésus !

 
Cémoi
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11/08/2007 06:57 AM
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I think I'm Jésus !
I'm French,I'm not very fluent in English , please disregard wrong words in my text!

this is the true:

-my mother's name means "man of God"(Jewish family), which is the name of Angel Gabriel too.
-my father's name is the name of Prophet Elie's fountain in mount Karmel (in Israël).
-My grand-mother's name means "My Prince" or "My great chief" in hebrew.
-I was born March the 29th , in 666 that is Easter day, and this was the day of full eclipse in 2006 when Jerusalem sky was dark at the right time of my birthday (around midday).
-I was born in France, in town of Kings , where Kings and Presidents from all the world came since centuries...and where the King François 1er died , the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" of Nostradamus...

Nostradamus:

" L’an mil neuf cens nonante neuf sept mois (soit juillet 1999)

Du ciel viendra un grand Roy d’effrayeur

Ressusciter le grand Roy d’Angolmoy

Avant après, Mars régner par bonheur. "

(Xième centurie, 72ème quatrain)



I was born in Mars (March) 3 days avant/après the day of death of the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" , and where he died (same town)....3 days is the time for "ressuciter"...
In 1999 sept mois, I realised that I could be "bron again"...this was the beginning : 1999 sept mois....
just after ,I met a strange person , his name was Gabriel...I think he was an angel....he told me that I will say the true to the mankind...And he congratulated me for that....
now "du ciel" is the good time : comet Holme's gave me the signal to meet you.... tomato
Retarded Alien

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11/08/2007 07:01 AM

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this all seems to add up. nice to meet you Jesus. hi
Publius

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11/08/2007 07:02 AM
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you are not, deal with it, move on.
I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments by those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2007 07:07 AM
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Re: I think I'm Jésus !
No, OP is right, he IS jeebus.
Hail jeebus!! (Bows)

Now, ....when are you going to save this world, cos I've been parking all my spirituality, waiting for you.

Result is: I dont have any personal spirituality left!!
Either I need to go to the church to find it,or I need an image of you. Or I need a clown in bishops dress to deal it out for me. You've made me into a total spiritual castrate.

Since you are jeebus, go ahead and save us, and pls dont let us down, or me and my kind will get very angry with you.
You have no idea what they will do to your church if you let us down.

Hail jeebus.

Waits.
Stan
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11/08/2007 07:10 AM
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In this era, many are born (or born again perhaps?) in(to) Christ Consciousness....


SO


I AM JESUS ..... TOO


hehehehe
cémoi (OP)
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11/08/2007 07:17 AM
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I can tell you where I realised that I was born again, and why....it was in 1999 , sept mois ....it is Kabbalsit explanation ....as you want.
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11/08/2007 07:17 AM
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Hi Jesus im Lucifer
How are you today
Stan
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11/08/2007 07:29 AM
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I can tell you where I realised that I was born again, and why....it was in 1999 , sept mois ....it is Kabbalsit explanation ....as you want.
 Quoting: cémoi 323368


hehe cool, I've got an event in 1999, so that I feel connected with Nostradamus' vague description too. But if you want to explain, I'd glady hear so.

Personally 2002, for me a year for that born-again stuff .... like revision the way I live, drink, eat, think etcetera.
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11/08/2007 07:58 AM
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Jésus doesn't know he's jesus. Or he does know and just not telling us, ether way that's not you. Gee's us!
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11/08/2007 08:03 AM
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Jesus told his followers they would do great(er) things.....we can all embrace His Love; You, too. We are all to be as one !!!!
cémoi (OP)
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11/08/2007 08:08 AM
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ok , I will try to explane, but disregard wrong words because I do'nt speak good english...

In 1999 , for the 7th month of my son , I realised....My son was about to die wihthout explanation (his body was killing himself, his blood was changing like water ,corpuscles were distroyed during the night....I went to the hospital with my wife, 5mn from home...we let his sister (4 years old) alone at home, sleeping....1 hour after I went back home, alone , my wife stayed at the hospital with my son (aged of 7 months)....I was alone, at home with my little daughter sleeping...It was around 2 o'clock in the night....I could'nt sleep...so I went to the bath-room...and a voice told me : "now you can fight! If you have this strenght, if you have this power, you can fight against the Evil to save your son!" I answered that "I don't want to fight , I don't want to use the evil against the evil!I can't use evil but love!"
so after 4 hours fighting this way alone in my bathroom (because I didn't want to wake-up my daugther) , changing evil against love, refusing to deal with evil ....the morning came....I wake-up my little daugther...she asked me where was her brotehr and Mum....I was hard to explane her that may-be her britehr could die and she will never see him again....I was so sad ...but I told her: "may-be we will never see your brother agian...may-be he will leave us for long time...." I told her to say Farewell with her heart...that we love him...but this was the life, we can't go agaisnt the life.....we love him and he will stay in our hearts all life long"....she did it with me....

3 days after, my son recovered...he was safe, and the doctors never could find explanations for that....

then I realised that I found the way the eradicate the evil : love , only love!

This happened in town named "Evry" , in France....
in hebrew , YHVE is God , hebrew writing is right to left :
EVHY then is God....EVHY/EVRY....in Evry there is the latest cathedral in the world named :"cathedral de la Résurrection" , there is one of the biggest mosque in Europ , and the biggest Buddha temple in Europe too....

few month after we have a big hurricane in France.....
Sam What Am
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11/08/2007 08:35 AM
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Yay! Seuss!

We were all waiting for you to come back!

tell us a rhyme!

5a
cémoi (OP)
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11/08/2007 08:58 AM
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Jésus doesn't know he's jesus. Or he does know and just not telling us, ether way that's not you. Gee's us!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 323379



if you read the title , I said: "I Think I'm Jesus"....
but I'm not sure at all!
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2007 09:04 AM
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Did you come in the clouds so that all eyes could see you?

Is it your intent to turn Apostate Israel to dust and not leave one stone upon another, and to send to hell every Jew in Israel who claims he is a Jew but is not, but from the sinagog of satan's 13th tribe?

Did you bring your sword?


If you cannot answer YES to those three questions, then you are NOT Jesus.
cémoi (OP)
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11/08/2007 09:09 AM
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Did you come in the clouds so that all eyes could see you?

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 322298


then tonight, look in the sky ....you will see in the north-east a strange light between the stars....a comet exploded last month....this is the signal....
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11/08/2007 09:09 AM
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finally, you know i have been waiting 20years for you to come back so we can finally get out of this hell hole and go into the kingdom of heaven...bout fucken time jesus, i swear ur mother is gonna have a talk with me!!!
cémoi (OP)
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11/08/2007 09:14 AM
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...bout fucken time jesus, i swear ur mother is gonna have a talk with me!!!
 Quoting: glpguy


sorry...but I don't understand this langage....don't forget that my english speaking is poor....
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2007 09:18 AM
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Did you come in the clouds so that all eyes could see you?



then tonight, look in the sky ....you will see in the north-east a strange light between the stars....a comet exploded last month....this is the signal....
 Quoting: cémoi 323368



God's even Spirits came in the clouds, in November 2001.

Only the two witnesses saw them.

When Jesus comes in the clouds, ALL eyes will see him.


Comet Holmes is a sign from God.


On the 7th of December the two witnesses are going to unleash.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2007 09:22 AM
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Did you come in the clouds so that all eyes could see you?



then tonight, look in the sky ....you will see in the north-east a strange light between the stars....a comet exploded last month....this is the signal....



God's even Spirits came in the clouds, in November 2001.

Only the two witnesses saw them.

When Jesus comes in the clouds, ALL eyes will see him.


Comet Holmes is a sign from God.


On the 7th of December the two witnesses are going to unleash.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 322298



That was meant to read,

God's seven Spirits came in the clouds, in November 2001.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2007 09:37 AM
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Ha I can beat that! My boyfriends name traslates to hebrew....Yahoshua Ben David.....boooyahhhhh
cémoi (OP)
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11/08/2007 09:55 AM
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Ha I can beat that! My boyfriends name traslates to hebrew....Yahoshua Ben David.....boooyahhhhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 323412


my mother family was jewish , the name was "man of God" in Yiddish. this is not a joke.
I'm not Jewish because this was the name of the father of my mother...so my mother is catholic and not jewish.
the name of the mother of my mother(my grand-mother)means "My Prince" or "my great Chief" in hebrew, but this name is not a jewish name too! she was catholic too.
the name of my father means "bearning bush" in old french...and it is the name of prophète Elie's (Elijah) fountain in mount Karmel ...this prophete is to claim that Jesus is coming back...
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2007 09:56 AM
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Prove it, kill yourself, then see if God resurrects you. If you are, then there would be no hesitation to prove yourself!
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11/08/2007 10:03 AM
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it's called a messiah complex, it's quite common, you'll get over it.
cémoi (OP)
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11/08/2007 10:08 AM
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Prove it, kill yourself, then see if God resurrects you. If you are, then there would be no hesitation to prove yourself!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 279820



do you want to wait 2000 years again??? or more????
I come back only one time...not two...after it will be the end.
cémoi (OP)
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11/08/2007 10:11 AM
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it's called a messiah complex, it's quite common, you'll get over it.
 Quoting: boy 323404


yes...and the messiah will be with this complex too...inevitably!
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11/08/2007 10:11 AM
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jesus saves at walmart with coupons
abhie
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11/08/2007 10:12 AM
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Cemoi, 323404 is right, just a messaih thingie.
Forget it. There was a time when I thought I was Jesus too.
You are obviously getting into a very spiritual zone.
That is your personal spiritual doors have opened up.

Its called the opening of the third eye.

Happens to a lot of people. Don't feel bad about the reactions you get. But you need to told what reality is.

Im happy for you that your personal spirituality is developing .

Cheers bro!

Rock on, Jeesus loves you!
cémoi (OP)
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11/08/2007 10:18 AM
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Cemoi, 323404 is right, just a messaih thingie.
Forget it. There was a time when I thought I was Jesus too.
You are obviously getting into a very spiritual zone.
That is your personal spiritual doors have opened up.

Its called the opening of the third eye.

Happens to a lot of people. Don't feel bad about the reactions you get. But you need to told what reality is.

Im happy for you that your personal spirituality is developing .

Cheers bro!

Rock on, Jeesus loves you!
 Quoting: abhie 323415


I appreciate your broad-minded.
Jesus is in everybody's soul.
Anonymous Coward
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11/08/2007 10:20 AM
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Very interesting you are,Please tells us more. What year were you born? I,m happy to hear your child is well.
SatiricAxiom

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11/08/2007 10:27 AM
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I would keep it Quiet "For Now",Legend has it last time you
were with us..well it did not end well.

I'm pretty convinced the End would be the same today.

Maybe 'they' would offer you your own reality show...

If you are,share with us your synopsis of our present state
of the world.

Do you need a Pointman?
"It isn't about what you & I think, it's about what is."
cémoi (OP)
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11/08/2007 10:34 AM
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Very interesting you are,Please tells us more. What year were you born? I,m happy to hear your child is well.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 323428


My son is a good kid today...he's 9 years old now...and 2 days ago, he told me :" daddy, how did the first man come on earth? if he was the first man, so we are all brothers because he was our father!"
my son never went to church...I never talk God with him...God is with his soul and his heart , he 's not christened by church, he's christened by love of God.

I was born in 1963.

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