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I think I'm Jésus !

 
cémoi (OP)
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I would keep it Quiet "For Now",Legend has it last time you
were with us..well it did not end well.

I'm pretty convinced the End would be the same today.

Maybe 'they' would offer you your own reality show...

If you are,share with us your synopsis of our present state
of the world.

Do you need a Pointman?
 Quoting: SatiricAxiom



if the end should be the same, why should I be back again?
I did'nt appreciate to be humiliated, beaten, crucified...
This was hard the first time, I don't want to live the same again...the first time it was a plan to save mankind... once again would be to loose mankind....definitively.
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Do you know anything about twin flames?
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you are not alone Idol1
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Bonjour cémoi,

I am glad to hear your son is doing fine!

Just like you can see in this thread, proclaiming you are Jesus, or the messiah, or a saviour or whatever .... makes some sceptical people ridicule you, see?

I can also make ideas of reference from the places I was born or lived ... or my family names and history, create a myth upon that and think ... hey, I am Jesus!

Well, I also suggest you to speak quietly, keep still ... for otherwise the status quo wants you locked away in a mental institution or something ...


No, I suggest you talk to your wife or someone else you trust .... and talk about the idea that you are a reincarnated Jesus. Keep your job, stay close to your loved ones and be a 'saviour' to the people you like in your neighbourhood.


But, live like Jesus, there is nothing wrong with chosing such a path, for justice and love!!!! You pay tax don't you? Question the authorities, like I do. I am amidst of a law-suit against the state for not paying taxes. Because, I want to pay less, say 10 percent, and transparancy ... I want to know where my money goes to and I want to choose to which part of the government my money goes to.

Further, I sometimes attend (Catholic) church in my village, and I want to visit a mosquee in a town nearby to get to know Muslims... Stuff to find inspiration, you know.

YOU CAN BE AND LIVE LIKE JESUS...

And, just to be sure, look up on the Internet (wikipedia for example) to:

-ideas of reference
-messianic complex
-metanoia &
-delusions of grandeur.



We ALL, have the possibility to live in Christ (Consciousness) do not be scared, do not scare others, and make yourself knowledgable and ready for the prophecy of 2012 .... and live your life *as if* it is ALREADY 2012!!!!!

au revoir mon ami!
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Do you know anything about twin flames?
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I live in France, what is translation in French? 2 flammes?
never heard about "2 flammes" en français. but you can tell me.
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I knew Jesus would appear first on GLP, I just knew it!!!
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Bonjour cémoi,

I am glad to hear your son is doing fine!

Just like you can see in this thread, proclaiming you are Jesus, or the messiah, or a saviour or whatever .... makes some sceptical people ridicule you, see?

I can also make ideas of reference from the places I was born or lived ... or my family names and history, create a myth upon that and think ... hey, I am Jesus!

Well, I also suggest you to speak quietly, keep still ... for otherwise the status quo wants you locked away in a mental institution or something ...


No, I suggest you talk to your wife or someone else you trust .... and talk about the idea that you are a reincarnated Jesus. Keep your job, stay close to your loved ones and be a 'saviour' to the people you like in your neighbourhood.


But, live like Jesus, there is nothing wrong with chosing such a path, for justice and love!!!! You pay tax don't you? Question the authorities, like I do. I am amidst of a law-suit against the state for not paying taxes. Because, I want to pay less, say 10 percent, and transparancy ... I want to know where my money goes to and I want to choose to which part of the government my money goes to.

Further, I sometimes attend (Catholic) church in my village, and I want to visit a mosquee in a town nearby to get to know Muslims... Stuff to find inspiration, you know.

YOU CAN BE AND LIVE LIKE JESUS...

And, just to be sure, look up on the Internet (wikipedia for example) to:

-ideas of reference
-messianic complex
-metanoia &
-delusions of grandeur.



We ALL, have the possibility to live in Christ (Consciousness) do not be scared, do not scare others, and make yourself knowledgable and ready for the prophecy of 2012 .... and live your life *as if* it is ALREADY 2012!!!!!

au revoir mon ami!
 Quoting: Stan 296586


if you want to wait 2012...youy should be happy that 2007 is better! because it is today!
I prefere to think I'm Jesus than to think I'm evil....I won't kill , I won't steal, I won't lie....if I think to be Jesus, I will only use Love to convince....and if I'm not Jesus , all I will do is giving Love for nothing...and this is what everybody should do! you and I! giving Love for nothing!
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666 is not the number, biblical scholars have discovered that it was 616.
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Bonjour cémoi,

I am glad to hear your son is doing fine!

Just like you can see in this thread, proclaiming you are Jesus, or the messiah, or a saviour or whatever .... makes some sceptical people ridicule you, see?

I can also make ideas of reference from the places I was born or lived ... or my family names and history, create a myth upon that and think ... hey, I am Jesus!

Well, I also suggest you to speak quietly, keep still ... for otherwise the status quo wants you locked away in a mental institution or something ...


No, I suggest you talk to your wife or someone else you trust .... and talk about the idea that you are a reincarnated Jesus. Keep your job, stay close to your loved ones and be a 'saviour' to the people you like in your neighbourhood.


But, live like Jesus, there is nothing wrong with chosing such a path, for justice and love!!!! You pay tax don't you? Question the authorities, like I do. I am amidst of a law-suit against the state for not paying taxes. Because, I want to pay less, say 10 percent, and transparancy ... I want to know where my money goes to and I want to choose to which part of the government my money goes to.

Further, I sometimes attend (Catholic) church in my village, and I want to visit a mosquee in a town nearby to get to know Muslims... Stuff to find inspiration, you know.

YOU CAN BE AND LIVE LIKE JESUS...

And, just to be sure, look up on the Internet (wikipedia for example) to:

-ideas of reference
-messianic complex
-metanoia &
-delusions of grandeur.



We ALL, have the possibility to live in Christ (Consciousness) do not be scared, do not scare others, and make yourself knowledgable and ready for the prophecy of 2012 .... and live your life *as if* it is ALREADY 2012!!!!!

au revoir mon ami!


if you want to wait 2012...youy should be happy that 2007 is better! because it is today!
I prefere to think I'm Jesus than to think I'm evil....I won't kill , I won't steal, I won't lie....if I think to be Jesus, I will only use Love to convince....and if I'm not Jesus , all I will do is giving Love for nothing...and this is what everybody should do! you and I! giving Love for nothing!
 Quoting: cémoi 323368


Sounds like you could have become your Christ self like everyone has the opportunity to become. Look not outside of yourself but look within.

Your love is not in vain.

Lotus Feet
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cémoi (OP)
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666 is not the number, biblical scholars have discovered that it was 616.
 Quoting: Lotus Feet


this is what you say...I just say that in 666 , Easter day is the day of my birthday....what is the day of your birthday in 666 ? or in 616 if you prefere?
cémoi (OP)
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Sounds like you could have become your Christ self like everyone has the opportunity to become. Look not outside of yourself but look within.

Your love is not in vain.

Lotus Feet
 Quoting: Lotus Feet


Jesus is here for you.
Jesus looks within...you.
If you don't want , he won't blame you....it is only you who is blaming you.
He will give pardon if you ask...he won't oblige you.
may-be I'm not Jesus, but if I were, I would look within you, not within me....now the only thing to do, is for you: look inside yourself and try to find.
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Do you know anything about twin flames?


I live in France, what is translation in French? 2 flammes?
never heard about "2 flammes" en français. but you can tell me.
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Twin flames are two people living in the same time frame living almost the exact same life. They are as one in the eternal life.
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Twin flames are two people living in the same time frame living almost the exact same life. They are as one in the eternal life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 323428


ok. I have never heard about this...but I've heard about guilgoulei of soul. It is the possibility of several people to share the same soul, whatever the place and the time....what we should do with Jesus is to share his soul because his soul can be shared by everybody, everywhere, since the begenning of mankind.When you share the bread and the wine, it is the same.
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Salut Cé moi


Premièrement, son non n'est pas Jésus mais Yaeshuah 4 syllables...!

Anyway ....!

Sending Love & Good Energy

Yolgnu.
 Quoting: Yolgnu


If you want to say Yaeshuah , you can.
if you want to say Jesus you can.
if you want to say Yechoua you can
if you want to say Iesous you can

it is not your tong that is important, but your heart and your soul.
try to say Jesus with your heart and your soul, not with your tong...
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Twin flames are two people living in the same time frame living almost the exact same life. They are as one in the eternal life.


ok. I have never heard about this...but I've heard about guilgoulei of soul. It is the possibility of several people to share the same soul, whatever the place and the time....what we should do with Jesus is to share his soul because his soul can be shared by everybody, everywhere, since the begenning of mankind.When you share the bread and the wine, it is the same.
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That is correct,Oh and by the way you are doing a great job with your english.
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"I prefere to think I'm Jesus than to think I'm evil....I won't kill , I won't steal, I won't lie....if I think to be Jesus, I will only use Love to convince...."


Oui J'adore ton commentaire cé comme un enfant qui tente d'être comme son père....!

Mais pas besoin de convaincre personne mon ami seulement toi-même.

Yolgnu.
 Quoting: Yolgnu


I don't want to convince myself, I want to convince you... only if you convince me.
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Rule #1) Quit drinking anti-freeze.

Rule #2) Quit eating those wild mushrooms.

Rule #3) Do as your mother said and take out the garbage.

Rule #4) Get a job!!!


LEGION
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That is correct,Oh and by the way you are doing a great job with your english.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 323428


It's an opportunity for me to increase my english level...
I increase my english level, and you increase your Jesus level! good deal!
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I'm French,I'm not very fluent in English , please disregard wrong words in my text!

this is the true:

-my mother's name means "man of God"(Jewish family), which is the name of Angel Gabriel too.
-my father's name is the name of Prophet Elie's fountain in mount Karmel (in Israël).
-My grand-mother's name means "My Prince" or "My great chief" in hebrew.
-I was born March the 29th , in 666 that is Easter day, and this was the day of full eclipse in 2006 when Jerusalem sky was dark at the right time of my birthday (around midday).
-I was born in France, in town of Kings , where Kings and Presidents from all the world came since centuries...and where the King François 1er died , the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" of Nostradamus...

Nostradamus:

" L’an mil neuf cens nonante neuf sept mois (soit juillet 1999)

Du ciel viendra un grand Roy d’effrayeur

Ressusciter le grand Roy d’Angolmoy

Avant après, Mars régner par bonheur. "

(Xième centurie, 72ème quatrain)



I was born in Mars (March) 3 days avant/après the day of death of the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" , and where he died (same town)....3 days is the time for "ressuciter"...
In 1999 sept mois, I realised that I could be "bron again"...this was the beginning : 1999 sept mois....
just after ,I met a strange person , his name was Gabriel...I think he was an angel....he told me that I will say the true to the mankind...And he congratulated me for that....
now "du ciel" is the good time : comet Holme's gave me the signal to meet you.... tomato
 Quoting: Cémoi 323368

WHAT LANGUAGE YOU WILL USE TO TELL THE TRUE TO THE WORLD?
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the name of my father means "bearning bush" in old french...and it is the name of prophète Elie's (Elijah) fountain in mount Karmel ...this prophete is to claim that Jesus is coming back...
 Quoting: cémoi 323368


I think you mean "burning bush" but to alot of westerners and most muslims that's just a fantasy m8.

gwdance
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You are not Jesus but you can be LIKE Jesus. pope2

Jesus light. Only one calorie Jesus. Not quite Jesus enough but the idea is there.
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That is correct,Oh and by the way you are doing a great job with your english.


It's an opportunity for me to increase my english level...
I increase my english level, and you increase your Jesus level! good deal!
 Quoting: cémoi 323368



Any opportunity is a gift from the Source to become closer to their Love & Light and I would say that is a very good deal hf
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witch language? language of heart and soul ! tong is not important I just said that 2 posts before!
What was the language of Jesus 2000 years ago?
language of heart and soul....universal language!
when you come in this world, the only language you understand is language of heart and soul. Children are the first to understand this language , and adults forget this language by the days....If the language is not from heart and soul , can you tell me how young children will understand the language? Jesus can't leave children far away! if I choose a tong language , I leave young children! I can't do that!
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cemois, you are Jesus. What people don't understand is that we can each become the Christ through our own "inner" death and resurrection. Events happen everyday to bring us closer to that consciousness. When we are consumed only by love, we can reach that consciousness. You have the christ consciousness. AN extraordinary experience. Thanks for sharing. What else can you say about comet Holmes?
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I believe that you are Jesus too. Praise God!