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I think I'm Jésus !

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cémoi
User ID: 323485
11/8/2007 12:56 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

if I can be Jesus, you can be Jesus too...because my life of man is the same life of many men....I was able to do the best and to do the worst....because I'm a man like you are! I'm not better than you , I'm not worst than you...I'm like you , a man.
but I know that God exist , I can tell you, no doubt , I know him. This is the only thing I know and I'm alone to know. I don't have to hope or to believe, because I know that God exists ....this is the only difference between me and you.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 323428
11/8/2007 12:56 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

can you communicate by telepathy?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 318777
11/8/2007 1:42 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

if I can be Jesus, you can be Jesus too...because my life of man is the same life of many men....I was able to do the best and to do the worst....because I'm a man like you are! I'm not better than you , I'm not worst than you...I'm like you , a man.
but I know that God exist , I can tell you, no doubt , I know him. This is the only thing I know and I'm alone to know. I don't have to hope or to believe, because I know that God exists ....this is the only difference between me and you.
 Quoting: cémoi 323485

Exactly, it's knowing.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 322684
11/8/2007 1:54 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

the messiah comes out of Australia the french are to arrogant if you read the bible he comes from the south,the great south land
Coming in the clouds is when he goes to Israel to defend them could mean cloud(plane)back then no planes.
The prophecy is a message for Israel the whole world will see him yes they will,no TV or Internet when bible was written,
cémoi
User ID: 323485
11/8/2007 3:13 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

the messiah comes out of Australia the french are to arrogant if you read the bible he comes from the south,the great south land
Coming in the clouds is when he goes to Israel to defend them could mean cloud(plane)back then no planes.
The prophecy is a message for Israel the whole world will see him yes they will,no TV or Internet when bible was written,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 322684



Messiah may come from anywhere on earth...I come from town of Kings....the town where "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" François 1er died....3 days avant/après his death....I was born on March the 29th....he died on Marh 31th....3 days avant/après ....en "Mars" just like Nostradamus said in his famous quatrain....3 days is the time for Résurrection....
in 2006 , around midday was a full eclips of sun...the sky of Jérusalem was dark at midday, just at the time I was born, on March the 29th....
my name is "man of God" by my mother...my family might come from King David, I don't know.....
I met a person named Gabriel , I think he was the Angel Gabriel....he communicated with me by a strange way....
I met God in dream too...He communicated with me...he knew me and I knew Him.....It is too long to explane now....may-be tomorrow...
I'm French, I don't think it is a big poblem for me....
Yolgnu
User ID: 319228
11/8/2007 3:23 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote


Yolgnu.
A Soul.
The Operator.
Ya e shu a
All I see is part of me, All that is, I am.

I, Yolgnu, delete, cancel, terminate, void, rescind, null, break any contracts, agreements, vows which I and/or my ancestors were not aware of, or I was mislead into these contracts, agreements, vows or never given full disclosure in the physical, etheric, astral etc. realms in this incarnation and in all my incarnations and forms across time and space and in all dimensions and in all parallel and alternate realities.
cémoi
User ID: 323485
11/8/2007 5:11 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

Australia, Quebec? why not!
concerning myself, I'm from France.
"my Prince" or "great Monarch" is the name in Hebrew of the mother of my mother....it wasn't a jewish name but it was italian name , and catholic name...but it means "great Monarch" in hebrew!....this is a fact, not a fantasm....
and the name of the father of my mother(then it is the name of my mother) means "man of God" in Yiddish....jewish name from jewish ancestors....
about my father , the name means "burning bush" in old french....nd it is also the name of Prophet Eliah ' s fountain in mount Karmel , in Israël....bu this name is not a jewish name...

The man from Quebec , what are his names from ancestors?
when was he born and where?
did he meet Angels , did he saw God in dream? did he make prophecies? I did....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 310964
11/8/2007 5:14 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

Ha I can beat that! My boyfriends name traslates to hebrew....Yahoshua Ben David.....boooyahhhhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 323412



No way my boyfriends name translates to Yahoshua Ben Dover
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 323368 (OP)
11/9/2007 2:28 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

No way my boyfriends name translates to Yahoshua Ben Dover
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 310964


Dover? I've heard about flood and waves in England this morning! Is it really big flood?
cémoi
User ID: 323368 (OP)
11/9/2007 2:45 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

why my thread is not listed here?
I want to check the number of people whu had read my posts, but I don't find my thread in the listing of Godlike!! should I have to fill up a form or to register something to have an access? or is my thread hidden for another reason?.....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 322298
11/9/2007 2:54 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

Here it is Jesus, HA HA HA

God is busy so i thought i would help you out.
cémoi
User ID: 323368 (OP)
11/9/2007 3:06 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

If I nead some help later or now, I will hope your help, not help of God ....if I need help in my life, I hope an help from my friends, not from God...I don't ask help everytime to God when I have a litle problem! this is not my mind!!! If you want to by a new car, will you ask help to God? do you think that God will help you to buy a new car? you don't know who you are and who is God.....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 322684
11/9/2007 3:25 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

the messiah comes out of Australia the french are to arrogant if you read the bible he comes from the south,the great south land
Coming in the clouds is when he goes to Israel to defend them could mean cloud(plane)back then no planes.
The prophecy is a message for Israel the whole world will see him yes they will,no TV or Internet when bible was written,



Messiah may come from anywhere on earth...I come from town of Kings....the town where "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" François 1er died....3 days avant/après his death....I was born on March the 29th....he died on Marh 31th....3 days avant/après ....en "Mars" just like Nostradamus said in his famous quatrain....3 days is the time for Résurrection....
in 2006 , around midday was a full eclips of sun...the sky of Jérusalem was dark at midday, just at the time I was born, on March the 29th....
my name is "man of God" by my mother...my family might come from King David, I don't know.....
I met a person named Gabriel , I think he was the Angel Gabriel....he communicated with me by a strange way....
I met God in dream too...He communicated with me...he knew me and I knew Him.....It is too long to explane now....may-be tomorrow...
I'm French, I don't think it is a big poblem for me....
 Quoting: cémoi 323485

Blood line of King David dosn't come from mothers side this was the argument the jews had about Jesus being a virgin birth

What is the manner of Messiah's advent....there shall rise up one of whom none have known before, and signs and wonders which they shall see performed by him will be the proofs of his true origin; for the Almighty, where he declares to us his mind upon this matter, says, `Behold a man whose name is the Branch, and he shall branch forth out of his place' (Zech. 6:12). And Isaiah speaks similarly of the time when he shall appear, without father or mother or family being known, He came up as a sprout before him, and as a root out of dry earth, etc....in the words of Isaiah, when describing the manner in which kings will harken to him, At him kings will shut their mouth; for that which had not been told them have they seen, and that which they had not heard they have perceived." (From the Letter to the South (Yemen), quoted in The Fifty-third Chapter of Isaiah According to the Jewish Interpreters, Ktav, 1969, Vol. 2, pp.
cémoi
User ID: 323368 (OP)
11/9/2007 3:27 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

but sometime you can ask help to God...when you know that it is the only solution...for instance when an hurricane, a vulcano fire, eathquake, flood , diseases, war....but please don't ask to God if you are not able to find a mushroom or to win lottery!!
for instance today, you can pray because flood in north of Europe.
If you live near the sea in England, you can pray.
If you live in Nederland near the waves, you can pray.
If you want to buy a new car for your pleasure, don't pray!!!
cémoi
User ID: 323368 (OP)
11/9/2007 3:38 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

Blood line of King David dosn't come from mothers side this was the argument the jews had about Jesus being a virgin birth

What is the manner of Messiah's advent....there shall rise up one of whom none have known before, and signs and wonders which they shall see performed by him will be the proofs of his true origin; for the Almighty, where he declares to us his mind upon this matter, says, `Behold a man whose name is the Branch, and he shall branch forth out of his place' (Zech. 6:12). And Isaiah speaks similarly of the time when he shall appear, without father or mother or family being known, He came up as a sprout before him, and as a root out of dry earth, etc....in the words of Isaiah, when describing the manner in which kings will harken to him, At him kings will shut their mouth; for that which had not been told them have they seen, and that which they had not heard they have perceived." (From the Letter to the South (Yemen), quoted in The Fifty-third Chapter of Isaiah According to the Jewish Interpreters, Ktav, 1969, Vol. 2, pp.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 322684


In Jewish tradition, it is not the mother of Messiah but the father ancestors of Messiah who link with David....It can be the father ancestors, but it can be the grand-father or the grand-grand-father etc...too! in my case it is the father of my mother, not my mother, because the father of my mother was jewish, but not my mother...
my grand-father was jewish, if this is the link to David, I can be the Messiah! not from my mother who is not jewish, but from my "father" (this can be grand-father or more in jewish tradition) who was jewish....I've asked this question to rabbi...he answered me that "father" means "man" , and can be the father, the grand-father, and so on....in my case it is my grand-father who was jewish....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 322684
11/9/2007 4:20 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

your not the messiah i will tell you this much.The messiah knows who he is because god has already told him in an audio voice several years ago.He dosen't need to broadcast it because at the moment he has no power yet, but he knows in time he will have. so know need to tell anyone just sit back and take it easy.You are just fore filling prophecy like so many others

Matthew 24:11 "Many false prophets will arise and will mislead many.

[link to www.youtube.com]
cémoi
User ID: 323368 (OP)
11/9/2007 4:31 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

In my dream, God came to me and told me:"If you want, I leave"....I grabed his hand and said:"no! stay with me, without you I'm nothing"
just before that I knew Him and He knew me....

I think that it is the good time.
comet Holmes is shining ... floods , fires, vulcano etc...
I don't want to wait anymore.
You believe or you don't believe, that is you freedom.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 322684
11/9/2007 5:33 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

i don't believe because i know who it is and it is not you,
SpaceCadet
User ID: 16644
11/9/2007 5:53 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

Do you wear Roman sandals? That would be a dead give-away to show your really Jesus.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 323875
11/9/2007 7:02 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

did you try walking on water?

If yes, you are the one!
cémoi
User ID: 323368 (OP)
11/9/2007 7:11 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

did you try walking on water?

If yes, you are the one!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 323875


I'm a surfer, I live near the waves....If you considere that surfing is like walking on water....I do skimboard too, and windsurfing....but this is more running on water!

6 month/year I wear sandals because I'm often to the beach, the sand....even when I go to my office for working!
but In winter I wear shoes and socks!!

it's for fun , but it is true! this is my life! human life!
cémoi
User ID: 323368 (OP)
11/9/2007 9:28 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

now I tell you I'm here...
It is your responsability to believe or not....this is the way I choose to contact more people, internet is the best way...I won't come by the clouds in a rocket! stop dreaming! I use this world like it is...internet is here for that.I'm not living in the sky!! but here, with you on earth!!! wake-up!

all I can say to you is that you can trust what I said.
You need magical events to believe...but I'm not magician!
maybe you can ask God what to do....if I am, he will answer you who I am.....

now I will wait next events...you will see and maybe you will understand....I hope.
slartybartfast Subscriber
User ID: 295998
11/9/2007 9:38 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

Megalomaniac: A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 272605
11/9/2007 9:41 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

cemoi,

what color is your hair? What color of hair were you born with and had as a child
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 272605
11/9/2007 9:46 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

your not the messiah i will tell you this much.The messiah knows who he is because god has already told him in an audio voice several years ago.He dosen't need to broadcast it because at the moment he has no power yet, but he knows in time he will have. so know need to tell anyone just sit back and take it easy.You are just fore filling prophecy like so many others

Matthew 24:11 "Many false prophets will arise and will mislead many.

[link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 322684



God told him in an audio voice? Let me ask you this. Was it's Gods voice that he heard? As in Gods real voice? Not altered by a machine?
cémoi
User ID: 323368 (OP)
11/9/2007 9:57 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

God told him in an audio voice? Let me ask you this. Was it's Gods voice that he heard? As in Gods real voice? Not altered by a machine?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 272605


It was a dream....can you tell me how are voices in your dreams?
I saw Him in ly dream too....I touch Him in my dream too...
I was sleeping in my bed.....

another talk about mental psy disease! can you say that dream is psy or mental problem??? if you dream that you fly, are you crazy?
everybody makes dreams....everybody is crazy?
slartybartfast Subscriber
User ID: 295998
11/9/2007 10:06 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

God told him in an audio voice? Let me ask you this. Was it's Gods voice that he heard? As in Gods real voice? Not altered by a machine?


It was a dream....can you tell me how are voices in your dreams?
I saw Him in ly dream too....I touch Him in my dream too...
I was sleeping in my bed.....

another talk about mental psy disease! can you say that dream is psy or mental problem??? if you dream that you fly, are you crazy?
everybody makes dreams....everybody is crazy?
 Quoting: cémoi 323368


Were not talking about dreams here buddy.

I think your having a giraffe. (A laught)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 300801
11/9/2007 10:07 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

The second coming and third coming.. and forth coming... and fith coming... and now your coming.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 300801
11/9/2007 10:07 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

The second coming and third coming.. and forth coming... and fith coming... and now your coming.
cémoi
User ID: 324015
11/9/2007 1:30 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

? don't forget that english is not my favorite language! cependant je peux te parler la langue de Molière si cela ne te pose pas de difficultés pour me comprendre.
je peux aussi essayer la langue ibérique , mais là je crois que je risquerais de ne pas être compris et de ne pas comprendre davantage si un hispanophone me tient la conversation!!!!
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