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I think I'm Jésus !

 
Anonymous Coward
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11/09/2007 02:57 PM
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I play Dedjeridoo too....
I like juggling , surfing ,sailing , diving,snowboarding,rock-climbing ,biking,roller skating etc....this is a great part of my life.....everyday.


why do you think that a man can't hear God? what about Prophets? about Moshe Rabenou(Moses)? didn't they hear God?
and Elyjah? and Jacob (named Israël then, because he fighted against God)fighting an angel during a night?
don't you believe in Bible?
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the DJredoo I have at home has a snake painted in many colors and many little colored points around....sometime I play with it under pine-trees, in front of the océan or in front of a great lake or in the sandhills....I try to learn vibrations of the wind.
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cémoi
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11/09/2007 04:09 PM
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and why did you say that it is impossible to hear God, even in dream? natives of Australia believe in great dream of the universe, isn't it?.....so I believe my dream too....
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11/09/2007 04:32 PM
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If you think you are Jesus I would suggest that instead of playing the dijireedoo under a pine tree you step outside and help the needy, maybe you could throw a couple of miracles in too. The world really needs them.
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Yalangolu... did u post some music videos a long time ago of a modern aboriginal band??? It was the best clip ever, but I have lost it on myh old computer.

If you can help it would be appreciated very much.
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11/09/2007 04:50 PM
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Australia, Quebec? why not!
concerning myself, I'm from France.
"my Prince" or "great Monarch" is the name in Hebrew of the mother of my mother....it wasn't a jewish name but it was italian name , and catholic name...but it means "great Monarch" in hebrew!....this is a fact, not a fantasm....
and the name of the father of my mother(then it is the name of my mother) means "man of God" in Yiddish....jewish name from jewish ancestors....
about my father , the name means "burning bush" in old french....nd it is also the name of Prophet Eliah ' s fountain in mount Karmel , in Israël....bu this name is not a jewish name...

The man from Quebec , what are his names from ancestors?
when was he born and where?
did he meet Angels , did he saw God in dream? did he make prophecies? I did....


Like I said before Cé moi None can hide what they are ...!

If I meet Angels and if I saw GOD in my Dream and make prophecies I will answer this ....!

God or anyone, does not speak to me inside my head or in dreams. It's simply not allowed. Only demonic beings violate the prime directive, and invade your aura. When various beings want to speak with me, they appear by a tone or chime in the area, and that's their calling card - a set of beautiful, musical notes. Then, if I'm not too busy, I'll stop what i'm doing and acknowledge their presence and give them time, just like someone knocking at the door. Voices inside your head sorry but it is not allowed.

Yolgnu.
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I agree on musical notes with you.
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Humm Maybe this one ...!

[link to www.gangagiri.com]





Got the same Slide Didg ..!
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Yes that is it... thanking yhou soooo much!!! hf
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If you think you are Jesus I would suggest that instead of playing the dijireedoo under a pine tree you step outside and help the needy, maybe you could throw a couple of miracles in too. The world really needs them.
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do you think I can help the one who will spilt at my face now? 2000 years ago I did....but now it is to late for that! I can't help the one who want to beat me or kill me or spilt at my face...
...I can't help the one who doesn't recognise me....you don't really know who will follow me....just like 2000 years ago....the one who had to follow did'nt follow....2000 years after the one who have to follow, do you think they will....hum....this time the one who want to beat me won't be saved , because it is the last time.
this time ,you can't be mistaken....so beware before spilt...
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If you think you are Jesus I would suggest that instead of playing the dijireedoo under a pine tree you step outside and help the needy, maybe you could throw a couple of miracles in too. The world really needs them.


do you think I can help the one who will spilt at my face now? 2000 years ago I did....but now it is to late for that! I can't help the one who want to beat me or kill me or spilt at my face...
...I can't help the one who doesn't recognise me....you don't really know who will follow me....just like 2000 years ago....the one who had to follow did'nt follow....2000 years after the one who have to follow, do you think they will....hum....this time the one who want to beat me won't be saved , because it is the last time.
this time ,you can't be mistaken....so beware before spilt...
 Quoting: cémoi 324015



Too late cemoi, i think there is a Jesus in Russia and one in south america.

But Jesus should live in every heart.
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If you think you are Jesus I would suggest that instead of playing the dijireedoo under a pine tree you step outside and help the needy, maybe you could throw a couple of miracles in too. The world really needs them.


do you think I can help the one who will spilt at my face now? 2000 years ago I did....but now it is to late for that! I can't help the one who want to beat me or kill me or spilt at my face...
...I can't help the one who doesn't recognise me....you don't really know who will follow me....just like 2000 years ago....the one who had to follow did'nt follow....2000 years after the one who have to follow, do you think they will....hum....this time the one who want to beat me won't be saved , because it is the last time.
this time ,you can't be mistaken....so beware before spilt...
 Quoting: cémoi 324015


So what are you going to do then? Just post here that you think you are Jesus and go rock climbing and dijiridoo playing in between? Is that what you have returned for?
cémoi
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11/09/2007 05:25 PM
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and you? what are you going to do? following the same way? war? polluton?money against lifes?

who is to blame? me or you? me climbing or playing DJ...or you, with your wars, your money ove the lifes, detroying this world?
who is to blame now? me, crucified 2000 years ago? playing DJ and surfing when I see now what you do with this world....this is the world God gave you , this is not my world , you know that?
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11/09/2007 05:26 PM
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I see a padded room in the OP"s future
cémoi
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11/09/2007 05:33 PM
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I see hell for others...
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Look OP your a good guy but I dont think you are Jesus. When Jesus returns he will probably kick ass like never before.
cémoi
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11/09/2007 05:36 PM
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wait and see...if you cry, it will be to late for you.
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11/09/2007 05:38 PM
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cémoi
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11/09/2007 05:45 PM
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I don't make science here!
you can save your soul , I just can help you...but this soul is your own...if you don't want to save , I can't do it for you.
but if you really want to, so I can and I will help you...this is the only reason why I come here now.
I don't need you to follow me , but you need me to be saved.
This is the only way, no other way, I tell you now....
you do what you want, I do what I have to do, easy.
fërú.

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11/09/2007 05:46 PM
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are you the gray man?

eres el hombre gris y has visitado Argentina???
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cémoi
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11/09/2007 05:52 PM
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no soy este hombre! vivo en Francia.
no hablo mucho espanol pero lo etiendo un poquito.
de donde escribes?
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11/09/2007 06:08 PM
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Je ne ponce pas ca vous est Jesus.
Excusez moi mon francais est comci comca.

Je ponce vous est un homme normal.

Vous n'est pas evil.

just confused (confuser?)
cémoi
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11/10/2007 04:55 AM
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merci.
I appreciate you try to speak french,sincerely.

I don't know if I'm Jesus too, but if I am , then , I have to say it now....
only I can say that I have some details that push me to think I might be Jesus, like other men could be , somewhere in this world , now.
If I am, I have to let you know I am here now....and it is your own to see or not to see....I won't play magical tour to make you understand, I'm not magician....but you will see , if I am, then God will show you by His way that I am here now, with you.If earth is not the same, you will know.
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11/10/2007 07:13 AM
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did you try walking on water?

If yes, you are the one!
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"Jesus" said: I'm a surfer,



hmm, done some deep thinking. Surfing doesn't qualify you.

Try the real water walk n come back after...
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11/10/2007 07:16 AM
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11/10/2007 09:47 AM
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GIVE ME A FRIGGIN BREAK YOU MORON
cémoi
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11/10/2007 10:14 AM
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hey, the man with the DJ!
this is my kind of music, my life there:
[link to www.youtube.com]

but don't beleave that I'm like this man....even if.....

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