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I think I'm Jésus !

 
cémoi
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did you try walking on water?

If yes, you are the one!
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"Jesus" said: I'm a surfer,



hmm, done some deep thinking. Surfing doesn't qualify you.

Try the real water walk n come back after...
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I'm a skimboarder too! ha!
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GIVE ME A FRIGGIN BREAK YOU MORON
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ok darling , for you:

[link to www.youtube.com]
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my IP was ban
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do you really believe that the world will follow this way for a long time now? don't you see that it will change very soon?
It's time now, and you know that but you can't move....
you would like to solve issues but you are unable to...
where are you going now?
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hey DJ man , what da you think bout that:

[link to www.youtube.com]

this is my wife's origins country! ...just like paradise...
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nobody want to know how I meet Angel Gabriel?
I can copy this from my blog (hidden but in the memory file of my blog) but it will be in french , to difficult for me to translate in english.
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I do it ...
this is exactly what happened to me , few years ago....

"un jour j'ai rencontré un personnage, que moi je désigne comme un ange, car je ne trouve que cette explication, et ce personnage, assis à mes côtés en avion ma désigné son nom : Gabriel.
voilà les faits : je me tenais assis à ma place dans l'avion ...à côté de moi 2 sièges libres....peu après arrivent 2 autres passagers qui prennent place à mes côtés....deux personnes au cheveux longs , silouhètes féminines..la plus grande( 1m90 je pense) avait les cheveux d'une femme , une grande stature ...j'ai pensé à une femme très grande et assez "carrée"(genre nageuse)mais le look était assez androgyne...cette créature , la plus grande donc, s'asssoie à la place juste à côté de la mienne..et vu sa grande taille ses jambes touchent les miennes...reflexe d'homme , je me dis :"elle me fait du pied! voyons voir, je vais m'amuser...."soudain avant que j'entreprenne un petit jeu de "séduction" une voix intérieur me prévient:"ne fait pas ça, n'entrepends rien en ce sens car cette créature est un ange , si tu n'écoutes pas non seulement tu mourras , mais avec toi tous les gens à bord de cet avion"....je dois dire que ça m'a refroidit...alors j'ai tenté de communiquer avec cette créature(l'autre était assise à sa droite, moi à sa gauche) sans parler, par la pensée, tout comme la voix qui venait de me prévenir.....j'ai demandé à cette créature par la pensée :"qui êtes-vous?" et là , cette créature a ouvert un livre , en milieu de livre , et son doigt m'a montré : "je m'appelle Gabriel , c'est comme ça que
Jes(u?)s avait l'habitude de m'appeler".

ensuite je lui ai demandé ce qu'elle voulait me dire , elle m'a indiqué des réponses ....une de ces réponses disait:"retourne au bercail sinon tu vas payer les pots cassés"....

je suis pas un imbécile non plus....j'ai pris soins de noter le titre du livre pour vérifier tout ça par la suite...ce livre était:
"Une voix dans la nuit" d' Armistead Maupin...par la suite lorsque j'ai cherché des infos sur ce bouquin j'ai trouvé ceci :

[link to www.parutions.com]

(le père, le fils....le st esprit !!)

là j'ai carrément été sotché devant mon écran!"

volià....fin du copié/collé!

quelques précisions toutefois: Gabriel m'a clairement indiqué durant cet échange, qu'il admirait mon "courage" (bof! en fait il voulait sûrement me motiver!) pour tout ce que j'allais faire et révéler au monde!!!(pour le moment, nada!)...il m'a aussi donné quelques conseils d'ordre....sexuels!!! genre: pas de pédophilie, pas d'inceste,pas de fétichisme,pas d'adultère, pas de SM....enfin la routine quoi! je me suis empressé de me renseigner sur ce qu'est le fétichisme, on ne sait jamais , des fois que je pratique ce genre de truc sans le savoir!!!!par contre il ne m'a pas parlé d'homosexualité! si ça peut rassurer du monde!

I can't translate now , but if you want more informations about my text in french, don't hesitate to ask for,I will do my best for you to undertand.

I say again: this story is true, it's not a joke.
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ok, I do it for you, translation, but disregard errors please....


one day I met a character, that me I indicate like an angel, because I find only this explanation, and this character, sitting at my sides in the plane indicated me his name: Gabriel.
here are facts: I was held sitted with my place in the plane... beside me 2 free seats... just after arrive 2 other passengers who take seat at my sides... both people with the long hair, like women..the tallest(1m90 I think) had longest hair, a large stature... j'ai thought of a very large woman and enough "muscle"(genre swimmer the look was enough androgyne... this creature, largest thus, sat down in the place right beside me..considering its big size its legs touch mine... man attitude, I say to myself:"she makes me touch touch !! let us see seeing, I go plaing... "then before I try a small play of "I want to know you" a voice interior told me:" don't do that , don't try anything in this way because this creature is an angel, if you don't lisen , not only you will die, but with you all people on board this plane"... I must say that I follow this advise... then I tempted to communicate with this character(the other had sat on other right side , me on its left) without speaking, by the thought, just like the voice which had just prevented me.....I asked to this creature by the thought:"who ar you?" and there, this creature opened a book, in medium of book, and he show me with his finger : "My name is Gabriel, it is like that that Jes(u?)s used to call me". then I asked him what he wanted to say to me , and he indicated answers with his finger in this book... on of these answers said:"go back to the fold , if not you will pay the broken pot".... I am not either an idiot... I took care to note the title of the book to check all that thereafter... this book was: "voice in the night" from Armistead Maupin ( [link to www.parutions.com] )... thereafter when I saw infos on this book I found this: [link to www.parutions.com] (the father, the son... le St spirit!!) there I was straightforwardly KO in front of my monitor!" here it is!...

some details however: Gabriel clearly indicated during this exchange, that he admired my "courage" (hum! in fact he wanted surely to justify me!) for all that I will do and reveal to mankind!!!(for the moment, it is rather poor!)... he also gave me some advises about... sex!!! kind: no the paedophilia, no incest, not of fetishism, no lie , no of SM... nothing more different! I chack deails about fetishism, because never really heard about that, to be sure that I didn't practise this kind of trick without knowing!!!!but he didn't talk me about homosexuality! Nothing against homosexuality. Just respect yourself and other.If that can help you?


ok, this is the translation of true event that occured to me few years ago...I think it's time for me to let you know...and more soon...
cémoi
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(the link :

[link to www.parutions.com]

is working i my text in french just befor may translation)

way is important is the title of this link.....

and you can check in this book of A. Maupin if there is a character who says something like "my name is Gabriel, It is like that that Jes(u)s used to call me"

I never read this book, I just checked few details on it with internet.
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great story cést moi !! - I hope for you that this angel indeed was an angel sent from the lord and not a fallen one...
cémoi
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If he was really Gabriel , he's not a wrong angel.
I met other angels after that , but never told me the name.
It occured during about 2 years....since 2002 it stopped.
sorry if some of my words are wrong, I have a flowers in my computer , and it eats words that i'm writting! (i read again to correct every post I do, but sometime I don't)
this flowers and my poor english speaking make difficult to understand my words!
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in my text above , I wrote "flowers" and it appears "flowers" indeed!
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flowers not flowers! hey!!
cémoi (OP)
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i write it from right to left : "ERAWYPS"

I try another way , ssppyywwaarree

and another : ware-spy

on this : computer virus!

why doest it write automaticaly "flowers"?

funny!
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"No Fetishism according to Gabriel?"

Aww, there goes my collection of pink shoes!

By the way , did you see the movie "Constantine" Cemoi?

Gabriel is there in that, and s/he has this fight with Keanu Reeves. You should see this movie.

As for your experience in the plane, i dunno, you sure you didnt dream the whole thing? Why would anybody communicate with you in that fashion? Why on a airplane? Why not in a park? Why not anywhere else?
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why in plane : I think because I couldn't escape in a plane in the air! I was obliged to stay and to listen.

why telepathic communication? because the plane was full of passengers! how would react passengers if they heard something like this:"the plane will crash and all died if I play and not listen"!?
and how would they react if this character had say:"I'm Gabriel!" to the ears of everybody in this plane???

I didn't dream because this book exist, and you can check in it if a character named Gabriel is inside and say something like : "my name is Gabriel, it is like that that Jes(u)s used to call me!"
I never read this book, I don't need because this book was only a way for this character to communicate , nothing else.

this is not the only story I can describe...I 've other , but this is one I prefer.

I said I was born on March , the 29th....
please check with this computer passover date(Pâques in french) if you want...write year "666" in orange case and click on "calcul" with your mouse....the comput will give you....March, 29th....
[link to www.imcce.fr]

it is the date of christian and jewish Passover for year 666....the same for jewish and christian...and it is my date of birth....
in 2006 , March the 29th was a full sun eclips that darkened the sky in Jerusalem and Egypt too...just at the hour of my birth...
you know that my name by mother is "man of God" in jewish language(yidish) , and my name by father is the name of Elijah foutain in Israël, in Karmel mountain....
this is things God gave me, not humans....
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I've done some research about total solar eclipse that occured in 2006, March the 29th (my birthday).

It is wonderfull to see that I was born exactly at the hour of the geocentric conjunction , 10:33UTC (universal time coordinated)...
this is a NASA document that attests 10:33UTC for conjunction between Sun,Moon,and Earth :
[link to umbra.nascom.nasa.gov]

this is the hour when Sun, Moon and Earth were exactly on the same line!!the day and the hour of my birth!

it is not human fact, it is God fact.

I was born 1963 , March the 29th at 10:30 +/- 5mn !!!
it is written on my birth register...


I was born in France in a town of Kings , the town where King François 1er died, he was the "Grand Roy d'Angolmoy" that Nostradamus refered in his quatrain X.72

( L'an mil neuf cens nonante neuf sept mois,
Du ciel viendra un grand Roy d'effrayeur:
Resusciter le grand Roy d'Angolmois,
Avant après Mars regner par bon heur )

he died on March , th 31th...i was born on March (Mars in french) the 29th....then 3 days "avant/après Mars" he died...the duration for resurrection!!!at the same place!!!
And my revelation began in "1999 , sept mois"...

all that is truth, believe me, great things will happen very soon.
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ok , I will try to explane, but disregard wrong words because I do'nt speak good english...

In 1999 , for the 7th month of my son , I realised....My son was about to die wihthout explanation (his body was killing himself, his blood was changing like water ,corpuscles were distroyed during the night....I went to the hospital with my wife, 5mn from home...we let his sister (4 years old) alone at home, sleeping....1 hour after I went back home, alone , my wife stayed at the hospital with my son (aged of 7 months)....I was alone, at home with my little daughter sleeping...It was around 2 o'clock in the night....I could'nt sleep...so I went to the bath-room...and a voice told me : "now you can fight! If you have this strenght, if you have this power, you can fight against the Evil to save your son!" I answered that "I don't want to fight , I don't want to use the evil against the evil!I can't use evil but love!"
so after 4 hours fighting this way alone in my bathroom (because I didn't want to wake-up my daugther) , changing evil against love, refusing to deal with evil ....the morning came....I wake-up my little daugther...she asked me where was her brotehr and Mum....I was hard to explane her that may-be her britehr could die and she will never see him again....I was so sad ...but I told her: "may-be we will never see your brother agian...may-be he will leave us for long time...." I told her to say Farewell with her heart...that we love him...but this was the life, we can't go agaisnt the life.....we love him and he will stay in our hearts all life long"....she did it with me....

3 days after, my son recovered...he was safe, and the doctors never could find explanations for that....

then I realised that I found the way the eradicate the evil : love , only love!

This happened in town named "Evry" , in France....
in hebrew , YHVE is God , hebrew writing is right to left :
EVHY then is God....EVHY/EVRY....in Evry there is the latest cathedral in the world named :"cathedral de la Résurrection" , there is one of the biggest mosque in Europ , and the biggest Buddha temple in Europe too....

few month after we have a big hurricane in France.....
 Quoting: cémoi 323368


As long as Love exists, so does Evil. Stop pretending like one is better than the other, they both suck and should completely ignored.
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I was born 1963 , March the 29th at 10:30 UT +/- 5mn !!!
it is written on my birth register...


(I've forget to precis UT on my text above!!)

the hour of my birthday corresponded exactly with the hour of the total solar eclipse of 2006 , Universal Time!

isn't it fantastic????

Sun, Moon and Earth just on the same line!!

it is not human fact, let me tell you!!!!
you shoudl be happy! and tell it to all your friends and family!
I need you just like you need me!!
the more you are, the best!isn't it?
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do you know this town in France : Lourdes?

it's a pilgrimage town , the mother of Jesus appeared there last centuries to Bernadette Soubirou.

and yesterday, an earthquake occured there.....


check this about this pilgrimage town:

[link to www.lourdes-france.org]

[link to www.lourdes-france.com]

and this about the earthquake of yesterday:

[link to www.emsc-csem.org]

7 km SE Lourdes (pop 15,786 ; local time 14:47 2007-11-15)

what da you think about that? dude!
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I can tell you where I realised that I was born again, and why....it was in 1999 , sept mois ....it is Kabbalsit explanation ....as you want.
 Quoting: cémoi 323368

that whole thing is supposed to be 2001 what with the differing calendars an whatnot
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I had my first opening mind in 1999...and I had experiences for 2 years....1999 to 2000 and 2000 to 2001...
and as I said in this thread (or another I don't remember)
I didn't have no more real experience after that....only signals like earhtquake,stars, eclipse,Hurricane, tsunami...etc...that everybody can see , not only me!

for 2 years (1999/2001) signals were more "private"....

now , may-be it is because I check more signals than 10years ago, I see God everywhere! maybe it is only a fantasm in my mind!!! I don't know! but I tell you!
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correction:

fantasy , not fantasm!!





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Jesus is Love!
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always in the same trip: see this: S O L With R E C L I P S E P R E D I C T I O N for March 2006 29 PARIS East Longitude 2 20.00 Latitude 48 50.00 Altitude 67 m. deltaT 65.2 dry Vent UTC P.A. alt. Differential Corrections H m S O O A B C First Contact 9 39 22 189 36 0.20 2.33 0.06 Second Contact Maximum Eclipses 10 32 24 41 1.10 1.53 0.02 Third Contact Last Contact 11 26 43 92 44 2.12 0.21 -0.01 At Maximum Eclipses Distance from Centre of eclipse 0.357424 -116.8 108.5 109.43 Magnitude of Maximum Eclipse 0.338 Schedules calculated with OCCULT Eclipses & Transits v1.5.0 the schedules above are not given qu'à indicative title and cannot in no case to replace the schedules given by l'Institut of Celestial mechanics and Calculation of Ephémérides extract of this site: [link to pagesperso-orange.fr] [... ] htm#Cartes and what does one find there? Ben that the maximum one of 29 the Mars l'éclipse 2006 in Paris took place with 10:32UT... soit 12h32 French standard time BIGRE!!!!! I was born in Rambouillet...... et considering the trajectory of l'éclipse goes from South-west towards the North-East and that Rambouillet is located at the south-west of Paris, the maximum one of l'éclipse on Rambouillet took place a few minutes (1 or 2 mn) before the maximum one in Paris of 10h32 UT... on can count on maximum in Rambouillet with 10h30 UT is 12h30 French standard time!!! BINGO!!!!! The maximum one of 29 the Mars l'éclipse 2006 on Rambouillet, city or I was born, took place with exact l'heure indicated on my extract d'acte of birth 29 the Mars: 10h30UT is 12h30 French standard time!!! good, j'ai need for good masons, carpenters, geometricians, d'architectes etc etc... va to be necessary to build it now this Temple!!!

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cémoi
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my text was broken , I duplicate it once again:

always in the same trip:
see this: S O L With R E C L I P S E P R E D I C T I O N for March 2006 29 PARIS East Longitude 2 20.00 Latitude 48 50.00 Altitude 67 m. deltaT 65.2 dry Vent UTC P.A. alt. Differential Corrections H m S O O A B C First Contact 9 39 22 189 36 0.20 2.33 0.06 Second Contact Maximum Eclipses 10 32 24 41 1.10 1.53 0.02 Third Contact Last Contact 11 26 43 92 44 2.12 0.21 -0.01 At Maximum Eclipses Distance from Centre of eclipse 0.357424 -116.8 108.5 109.43 Magnitude of Maximum Eclipse 0.338 Schedules calculated with OCCULT Eclipses & Transits v1.5.0 the schedules above are not given qu'à indicative title and cannot in no case to replace the schedules given by l'Institut of Celestial mechanics and Calculation of Ephémérides extract of this site: [link to pagesperso-orange.fr] [... ] htm#Cartes and what does one find there? Ben that the maximum one of 29 the Mars l'éclipse 2006 in Paris took place with 10:32UT... soit 12h32 French standard time BIGRE!!!!! I was born in Rambouillet...... et considering the trajectory of l'éclipse goes from South-west towards the North-East and that Rambouillet is located at the south-west of Paris, the maximum one of l'éclipse on Rambouillet took place a few minutes (1 or 2 mn) before the maximum one in Paris of 10h32 UT... on can count on maximum in Rambouillet with 10h30 UT is 12h30 French standard time!!! BINGO!!!!! The maximum one of 29 the Mars l'éclipse 2006 on Rambouillet, city or I was born, took place with exact l'heure indicated on my extract d'acte of birth 29 the Mars: 10h30UT is 12h30 French standard time!!! good, j'ai need for good masons, carpenters, geometricians, d'architectes etc etc... va to be necessary to build it now this Temple!!!
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I try again!!!pfff!!! automatic translation is not so easy to duplicate!!!!

always in the same trip: see this:

S O L A R E C L I P S E P R E D I C T I O N for

2006 mars 29 PARIS

East Longitude 2 20.00
Latitude 48 50.00
Altitude 67 m.
deltaT 65.2 secs
Event UTC P.A. alt. Differential Corrections
h m s o o A B C
First Contact 9 39 22 189 36 0.20 2.33 0.06
Second Contact
Maximum Eclipse 10 32 24 41 1.10 1.53 0.02
Third Contact
Last Contact 11 26 43 92 44 2.12 0.21 -0.01
At Maximum Eclipse
Distance from Centre of eclipse 0.357424 -116.8 108.5 109.43
Magnitude of Maximum Eclipse 0.338

Horaires calculés avec OCCULT Eclipses & Transits v1.5.0

Ben that the maximum one of 29 the Mars l'éclipse 2006 in Paris took place with 10:32UT... soit 12h32 French standard time BIGRE!!!!! I was born in Rambouillet...... et considering the trajectory of l'éclipse goes from South-west towards the North-East and that Rambouillet is located at the south-west of Paris, the maximum one of l'éclipse on Rambouillet took place a few minutes (1 or 2 mn) before the maximum one in Paris of 10h32 UT... on can count on maximum in Rambouillet with 10h30 UT is 12h30 French standard time!!! BINGO!!!!! The maximum one of 29 the Mars l'éclipse 2006 on Rambouillet, city or I was born, took place with exact l'heure indicated on my extract d'acte of birth 29 the Mars: 10h30UT is 12h30 French standard time!!! good, j'ai need for good masons, carpenters, geometricians, d'architectes etc etc... va to be necessary to build it now this Temple!!!

I hope it is readable now!!!!
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À quand la fin de se cauchemard dis moi...?
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tiens un OVNI! tu parles Français toi!?
on peut dire que j'ai du mal à me faire comprendre des anI suckhones en tout cas...quoiqu'avec les francophones ça marche pas mieux non plus!!!!

je vais essayer avec les hispanophone, on ne sait jamais!!!

par contre pour les chinois, ben là jai pas le clavier adéquate!!!dommage , ils sont plus du milliard!!!!

en tous les cas, tu as raison!!!un véritable cauchemard pour moi : j'ai l'impression de parler au néant!!! manque que l'écho et on s'y croirait , là! ouhouh!!!y a quelqu'un par là?? j'entends un bruit , qui est-là? hé amigo!!j'ai du pain et du vin à te donner! viens par ici!!!
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i think i understand ya.. :)