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I think I'm Jésus !

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Theoferrum
User ID: 326401
11/16/2007 6:16 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

Think again...
[link to theoferrum.blogspot.com]

If my websites do not load please contact Google Blog and/or Geocities and/or Master.com

Welcome to my World...
Yolgnu
User ID: 325173
11/16/2007 6:19 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

.
Yolgnu.
A Soul.
The Operator.
Ya e shu a
All I see is part of me, All that is, I am.

I, Yolgnu, delete, cancel, terminate, void, rescind, null, break any contracts, agreements, vows which I and/or my ancestors were not aware of, or I was mislead into these contracts, agreements, vows or never given full disclosure in the physical, etheric, astral etc. realms in this incarnation and in all my incarnations and forms across time and space and in all dimensions and in all parallel and alternate realities.
Yolgnu
User ID: 325173
11/16/2007 6:20 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote


Yolgnu.
A Soul.
The Operator.
Ya e shu a
All I see is part of me, All that is, I am.

I, Yolgnu, delete, cancel, terminate, void, rescind, null, break any contracts, agreements, vows which I and/or my ancestors were not aware of, or I was mislead into these contracts, agreements, vows or never given full disclosure in the physical, etheric, astral etc. realms in this incarnation and in all my incarnations and forms across time and space and in all dimensions and in all parallel and alternate realities.
Theoferrum
User ID: 326401
11/16/2007 6:48 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

None can hide what they are ...!

Even you ...!

Yolgnu.
 Quoting: Yolgnu


Not trying to...
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Yolgnu
User ID: 325173
11/16/2007 6:51 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote


Yolgnu.
A Soul.
The Operator.
Ya e shu a
All I see is part of me, All that is, I am.

I, Yolgnu, delete, cancel, terminate, void, rescind, null, break any contracts, agreements, vows which I and/or my ancestors were not aware of, or I was mislead into these contracts, agreements, vows or never given full disclosure in the physical, etheric, astral etc. realms in this incarnation and in all my incarnations and forms across time and space and in all dimensions and in all parallel and alternate realities.
cémoi
User ID: 328566
11/19/2007 3:05 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

my IP was ban!

something added bad words in my prévious post...("I su..")!
it is not fairplay!

about this 2006 total solar eclise that occured for my birthday just at th hour of my birth , 2 details more:

-this eclipse began from Brazil, city of NATAL...witch means "Christmas" in brazilian.....because this city was buid December the 25th...

- this was the nearest eclipse from Jerusalem for at least 20 years, maybe more....

you can see that on this mape:

[link to www.chez.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328581
11/19/2007 3:45 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
cémoi
User ID: 328566
11/19/2007 3:52 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

you said the same tings 2000 years ago....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 276774
11/19/2007 4:38 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

you said the same tings 2000 years ago....
 Quoting: cémoi 328566

there will be many more to come!!!!!
cémoi
User ID: 328566
11/19/2007 5:09 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

maybe....we will see...
cémoi
User ID: 341455
12/17/2007 2:48 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

this is my French froggy blog :

[link to mevoilou.over-blog.com]

it shows you the place where live ....my life of every day....


bump
cémoi
User ID: 510744
9/25/2008 5:30 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

bump

hello!
cemoi
User ID: 515949
10/2/2008 4:35 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

bump

where is Jesus?
do you believe he could come back now?
Jesus, where are you now?

rant
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 326961
10/2/2008 4:36 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

you think? don't you know?
Nailer45
User ID: 515617
10/2/2008 4:37 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

I'm French,I'm not very fluent in English , please disregard wrong words in my text!

this is the true:

-my mother's name means "man of God"(Jewish family), which is the name of Angel Gabriel too.
-my father's name is the name of Prophet Elie's fountain in mount Karmel (in Israël).
-My grand-mother's name means "My Prince" or "My great chief" in hebrew.
-I was born March the 29th , in 666 that is Easter day, and this was the day of full eclipse in 2006 when Jerusalem sky was dark at the right time of my birthday (around midday).
-I was born in France, in town of Kings , where Kings and Presidents from all the world came since centuries...and where the King François 1er died , the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" of Nostradamus...

Nostradamus:

" L’an mil neuf cens nonante neuf sept mois (soit juillet 1999)

Du ciel viendra un grand Roy d’effrayeur

Ressusciter le grand Roy d’Angolmoy

Avant après, Mars régner par bonheur. "

(Xième centurie, 72ème quatrain)



I was born in Mars (March) 3 days avant/après the day of death of the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" , and where he died (same town)....3 days is the time for "ressuciter"...
In 1999 sept mois, I realised that I could be "bron again"...this was the beginning : 1999 sept mois....
just after ,I met a strange person , his name was Gabriel...I think he was an angel....he told me that I will say the true to the mankind...And he congratulated me for that....
now "du ciel" is the good time : comet Holme's gave me the signal to meet you.... tomato
 Quoting: Cémoi 323368


great another Illegal alien who thinks he is christ because his fat mom named him Jesus.
cemoi
User ID: 515949
10/2/2008 4:43 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

no , this is the name of my mother familly, jewish Yiddish name wich means : "man of God" , just like King David name ed in Bible!
cemoi (that is me)
User ID: 515949
10/2/2008 4:55 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

and you can check info about eclipse 03/09/2006...the sky of Jerusalem turned black at the right time (day and hour) of my birthday!
this was the nearest total solaar eclipse from Jerusalem since centuries, and it will be for centuries too....

this eclipse came from Natal , Brasilia....Natal means Christmas in brasilian....and it was for my birthday, at the right time....check it if you want....then chek Pass-over date in 666....It was march, 29th too....

check name of King David in Bible : "man of God"....this is my maother family name....

so I tell you : "I think I'm Jesus"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 326961
10/2/2008 4:56 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

and you can check info about eclipse 03/09/2006...the sky of Jerusalem turned black at the right time (day and hour) of my birthday!
this was the nearest total solaar eclipse from Jerusalem since centuries, and it will be for centuries too....

this eclipse came from Natal , Brasilia....Natal means Christmas in brasilian....and it was for my birthday, at the right time....check it if you want....then chek Pass-over date in 666....It was march, 29th too....

check name of King David in Bible : "man of God"....this is my maother family name....

so I tell you : "I think I'm Jesus"
 Quoting: cemoi (that is me) 515949

The Angel told Mary she was going to give birth to Jesus.
cemoi
User ID: 515949
10/2/2008 4:57 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

sorry : eclipse 03/29/2006 , french calendar is 29/03/2006, hard for me to convert! blblblbleuh!
cemoi
User ID: 515949
10/2/2008 5:01 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

I saw this Angel Gabriel, he told me "Jes(u)s used to call me Gabriel" , in french :"c'est ainsi que Jesus avait l'habitude de m'appeler" , It is hard for me to translate!
strange for me , not to be able to translate!If I were Jesus I could easily speak english ! so I say : "I think I'm Jesus" but I'm not sure at all, because I'm not like in the Bible! not at all!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 515949
10/3/2008 8:15 AM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

bump

so....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 553123
11/17/2008 1:26 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

bump bump bump bump bump 5a 5a 5a

héhéhéhé!!!game-over!
OP is a deceiver and liar
User ID: 554930
11/19/2008 10:01 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

Very interesting you are,Please tells us more. What year were you born? I,m happy to hear your child is well.


My son is a good kid today...he's 9 years old now...and 2 days ago, he told me :" daddy, how did the first man come on earth? if he was the first man, so we are all brothers because he was our father!"
my son never went to church...I never talk God with him...God is with his soul and his heart , he 's not christened by church, he's christened by love of God.

I was born in 1963.
Op-
you are nothing but a liar a deceiver and a fool. If you keep this up hell will be your fate. You cannot mock Jesus like this. King of kings. Jesus Christ is Lord. You are the devil son is you keep this up. The bible warns us of people like you- In Revelation, Your number 666 is mention in the bible as the seal of the devil, the mark of the beast! God will destroy both your body and soul in the fires of hell, if you are his enemy- and dont repent. Tu es fou- liar deceiver and you are on the devil side, your number is evil 666. Hell will be yours, if you made a pack with satan. You will lose your soul in the burning fire of hell. You better watch your dirty and evil mouth. Do you really think you will win, if you go against God, and speak lies! You will see, were you will end up, if you dont repent-
 Quoting: cémoi 323368
Op is a liar and deceiver
User ID: 554930
11/19/2008 10:07 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

I saw this Angel Gabriel, he told me "Jes(u)s used to call me Gabriel" , in french :"c'est ainsi que Jesus avait l'habitude de m'appeler" , It is hard for me to translate!
strange for me , not to be able to translate!If I were Jesus I could easily speak english ! so I say : "I think I'm Jesus" but I'm not sure at all, because I'm not like in the Bible! not at all!
 Quoting: cemoi 515949

You saw an angel of darkness satan lucifer, thats what you saw.
You are a liar and deceiver
Give it a rest
So shut up-
Ferme ta boite, plein de mensonges!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 117166
11/19/2008 10:08 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

You had me at "I'm French". J'aime Paris.....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 553575
11/19/2008 10:12 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

OP,
I think that you are Jesus too!


Can I have the book and movie rights????
Hank
User ID: 551914
11/19/2008 11:00 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

I'm French,I'm not very fluent in English , please disregard wrong words in my text!

this is the true:

-my mother's name means "man of God"(Jewish family), which is the name of Angel Gabriel too.
-my father's name is the name of Prophet Elie's fountain in mount Karmel (in Israël).
-My grand-mother's name means "My Prince" or "My great chief" in hebrew.
-I was born March the 29th , in 666 that is Easter day, and this was the day of full eclipse in 2006 when Jerusalem sky was dark at the right time of my birthday (around midday).
-I was born in France, in town of Kings , where Kings and Presidents from all the world came since centuries...and where the King François 1er died , the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" of Nostradamus...

Nostradamus:

" L’an mil neuf cens nonante neuf sept mois (soit juillet 1999)

Du ciel viendra un grand Roy d’effrayeur

Ressusciter le grand Roy d’Angolmoy

Avant après, Mars régner par bonheur. "

(Xième centurie, 72ème quatrain)



I was born in Mars (March) 3 days avant/après the day of death of the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" , and where he died (same town)....3 days is the time for "ressuciter"...
In 1999 sept mois, I realised that I could be "bron again"...this was the beginning : 1999 sept mois....
just after ,I met a strange person , his name was Gabriel...I think he was an angel....he told me that I will say the true to the mankind...And he congratulated me for that....
now "du ciel" is the good time : comet Holme's gave me the signal to meet you.... tomato
 Quoting: Cémoi 323368
In homeopathy we have a remedy to cure people who think they're Jesus. It's called Veratrum Album (White Hellebore) and you best take it in the CM potency (=100,000 times potentized).
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 548997
11/19/2008 11:01 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

I'm French,I'm not very fluent in English , please disregard wrong words in my text!

this is the true:

-my mother's name means "man of God"(Jewish family), which is the name of Angel Gabriel too.
-my father's name is the name of Prophet Elie's fountain in mount Karmel (in Israël).
-My grand-mother's name means "My Prince" or "My great chief" in hebrew.
-I was born March the 29th , in 666 that is Easter day, and this was the day of full eclipse in 2006 when Jerusalem sky was dark at the right time of my birthday (around midday).
-I was born in France, in town of Kings , where Kings and Presidents from all the world came since centuries...and where the King François 1er died , the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" of Nostradamus...

Nostradamus:

" L’an mil neuf cens nonante neuf sept mois (soit juillet 1999)

Du ciel viendra un grand Roy d’effrayeur

Ressusciter le grand Roy d’Angolmoy

Avant après, Mars régner par bonheur. "

(Xième centurie, 72ème quatrain)



I was born in Mars (March) 3 days avant/après the day of death of the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" , and where he died (same town)....3 days is the time for "ressuciter"...
In 1999 sept mois, I realised that I could be "bron again"...this was the beginning : 1999 sept mois....
just after ,I met a strange person , his name was Gabriel...I think he was an angel....he told me that I will say the true to the mankind...And he congratulated me for that....
now "du ciel" is the good time : comet Holme's gave me the signal to meet you.... tomato
 Quoting: Cémoi 323368



Dear jesus, save me from your followers!
op is a deceiver
User ID: 555394
11/20/2008 3:06 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

Very interesting you are,Please tells us more. What year were you born? I,m happy to hear your child is well.


My son is a good kid today...he's 9 years old now...and 2 days ago, he told me :" daddy, how did the first man come on earth? if he was the first man, so we are all brothers because he was our father!"
my son never went to church...I never talk God with him...God is with his soul and his heart , he 's not christened by church, he's christened by love of God.

I was born in 1963.
Op-
you are nothing but a liar a deceiver and a fool. If you keep this up hell will be your fate. You cannot mock Jesus like this. King of kings. Jesus Christ is Lord. You are the devil son is you keep this up. The bible warns us of people like you- In Revelation, Your number 666 is mention in the bible as the seal of the devil, the mark of the beast! God will destroy both your body and soul in the fires of hell, if you are his enemy- and dont repent. Tu es fou- liar deceiver and you are on the devil side, your number is evil 666. Hell will be yours, if you made a pack with satan. You will lose your soul in the burning fire of hell. You better watch your dirty and evil mouth. Do you really think you will win, if you go against God, and speak lies! You will see, were you will end up, if you dont repent-
 Quoting: OP is a deceiver and liar 554930
op is a deceiver
User ID: 555394
11/20/2008 3:07 PM
Re: I think I'm Jésus !Quote

I saw this Angel Gabriel, he told me "Jes(u)s used to call me Gabriel" , in french :"c'est ainsi que Jesus avait l'habitude de m'appeler" , It is hard for me to translate!
strange for me , not to be able to translate!If I were Jesus I could easily speak english ! so I say : "I think I'm Jesus" but I'm not sure at all, because I'm not like in the Bible! not at all!

You saw an angel of darkness satan lucifer, thats what you saw.
You are a liar and deceiver
Give it a rest
So shut up-
Ferme ta boite, plein de mensonges!
 Quoting: Op is a liar and deceiver 554930
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