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I think I'm Jésus !

 
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Very interesting you are,Please tells us more. What year were you born? I,m happy to hear your child is well.


My son is a good kid today...he's 9 years old now...and 2 days ago, he told me :" daddy, how did the first man come on earth? if he was the first man, so we are all brothers because he was our father!"
my son never went to church...I never talk God with him...God is with his soul and his heart , he 's not christened by church, he's christened by love of God.

I was born in 1963.
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you are nothing but a liar a deceiver and a fool. If you keep this up hell will be your fate. You cannot mock Jesus like this. King of kings. Jesus Christ is Lord. You are the devil son is you keep this up. The bible warns us of people like you- In Revelation, Your number 666 is mention in the bible as the seal of the devil, the mark of the beast! God will destroy both your body and soul in the fires of hell, if you are his enemy- and dont repent. Tu es fou- liar deceiver and you are on the devil side, your number is evil 666. Hell will be yours, if you made a pack with satan. You will lose your soul in the burning fire of hell. You better watch your dirty and evil mouth. Do you really think you will win, if you go against God, and speak lies! You will see, were you will end up, if you dont repent-


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I saw this Angel Gabriel, he told me "Jes(u)s used to call me Gabriel" , in french :"c'est ainsi que Jesus avait l'habitude de m'appeler" , It is hard for me to translate!
strange for me , not to be able to translate!If I were Jesus I could easily speak english ! so I say : "I think I'm Jesus" but I'm not sure at all, because I'm not like in the Bible! not at all!

You saw an angel of darkness satan lucifer, thats what you saw.
You are a liar and deceiver
Give it a rest
So shut up-
Ferme ta boite, plein de mensonges!

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AM - RA - MA

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you think youre Jesus?.




ive been looking for jesus for quite a while, this time we can use a high tech nail-gun, to nail you to your cross.
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Very interesting you are,Please tells us more. What year were you born? I,m happy to hear your child is well.


My son is a good kid today...he's 9 years old now...and 2 days ago, he told me :" daddy, how did the first man come on earth? if he was the first man, so we are all brothers because he was our father!"
my son never went to church...I never talk God with him...God is with his soul and his heart , he 's not christened by church, he's christened by love of God.

I was born in 1963.
Op-
you are nothing but a liar a deceiver and a fool. If you keep this up hell will be your fate. You cannot mock Jesus like this. King of kings. Jesus Christ is Lord. You are the devil son is you keep this up. The bible warns us of people like you- In Revelation, Your number 666 is mention in the bible as the seal of the devil, the mark of the beast! God will destroy both your body and soul in the fires of hell, if you are his enemy- and dont repent. Tu es fou- liar deceiver and you are on the devil side, your number is evil 666. Hell will be yours, if you made a pack with satan. You will lose your soul in the burning fire of hell. You better watch your dirty and evil mouth. Do you really think you will win, if you go against God, and speak lies! You will see, were you will end up: HELL if you dont repent-
repent-or perish-

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This is for you OP-
(Revelation 21:8) But cowards,traitors,perverts,murderers, the immoral, those who pratice magic, those who worship idols, and all liars- the place for them is the lake burning with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.``
(Revelation14:11) The smoke of the fire that torments them goes up forever and ever. There is no relief day or night for those who worship the beast and its image, for anyone who has the mark of its name 666.``
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I'm French,I'm not very fluent in English , please disregard wrong words in my text!

this is the true:

-my mother's name means "man of God"(Jewish family), which is the name of Angel Gabriel too.
-my father's name is the name of Prophet Elie's fountain in mount Karmel (in Israël).
-My grand-mother's name means "My Prince" or "My great chief" in hebrew.
-I was born March the 29th , in 666 that is Easter day, and this was the day of full eclipse in 2006 when Jerusalem sky was dark at the right time of my birthday (around midday).

OP: You are a liar and a deceiver-
Your mark 666 is the seal of the devil.
Satan is the father of lies.
You will regret your lies, when you end up in hell.
repent- or perish-
Would you like a glimpse of what awaits people like you, who make a pack with satan the devil lucifer, HELL:
visit: www.SpiritLessons.com
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You Christians are amazing: amazingly stupid. Everyone of you who has read the Bible (oh hell, that’s none of you) should know that according to the scriptures, Jesus was crucified, resurrected and ascended a long, long time ago. If the OP is Jesus, we must be talking about the second coming. However, the Bible describes the many horrific events which must precede the second coming, and everyone of you should know this stuff hasn’t happened yet. If it had, you would have heard it on FOX News!! Jesus Christ almighty damn. What a bunch of Biblical illiterates!!!

OP: read the Bible!
The rest of you Christians: read the Bible.

End of debate.
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I'm French,I'm not very fluent in English , please disregard wrong words in my text!

this is the true:

-my mother's name means "man of God"(Jewish family), which is the name of Angel Gabriel too.
-my father's name is the name of Prophet Elie's fountain in mount Karmel (in Israël).
-My grand-mother's name means "My Prince" or "My great chief" in hebrew.
-I was born March the 29th , in 666 that is Easter day, and this was the day of full eclipse in 2006 when Jerusalem sky was dark at the right time of my birthday (around midday).
-I was born in France, in town of Kings , where Kings and Presidents from all the world came since centuries...and where the King François 1er died , the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" of Nostradamus...

Nostradamus:

" L’an mil neuf cens nonante neuf sept mois (soit juillet 1999)

Du ciel viendra un grand Roy d’effrayeur

Ressusciter le grand Roy d’Angolmoy

Avant après, Mars régner par bonheur. "

(Xième centurie, 72ème quatrain)



I was born in Mars (March) 3 days avant/après the day of death of the "grand Roy d'Angolmoy" , and where he died (same town)....3 days is the time for "ressuciter"...
In 1999 sept mois, I realised that I could be "bron again"...this was the beginning : 1999 sept mois....
just after ,I met a strange person , his name was Gabriel...I think he was an angel....he told me that I will say the true to the mankind...And he congratulated me for that....
now "du ciel" is the good time : comet Holme's gave me the signal to meet you.... tomato
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Actually the bible says;


Psalm 82:6 "I have said, ye are gods; and you are the children of the most high."

"And the scripture cannot be broken"

The Bible says that many will come in my name, but only a few will enter in, only a few will be chosen.


It means that out of the millions of people that enter into meditation , only a few will ever have a full blown kundalini enlightenment experience.

Which begs the question, why do it? Why bother at all?


The best answer is, that even if you never experience the bright white light (god) in meditation, the act of meditation in and of itself is a transforming discipline.

Every time you go into meditation, you are activating your internal kingdom, you

are exercising your pineal gland, and small changes take place in consciousness, raising it to a higher octave or vibration.


Many people feel an emptiness in their lives, they go to church, yet they still feel empty, they join this club, that club, this group, that religion, and nothing ever changes.


They feel as though there is something missing, yet they cannot put their finger on it. And they don't know where to go or where to look, they read self help books like the secret of manifestation, or how to think positive, Tony Robbins, etc.


While all along, all of the ancient scriptures are alluding to the meditative state, they told us, Krishna, Buddha, Jesus, Mani, Zoroaster etc.


There's no need to go anywhere, there's no need to join anyone or anything, there's no where to find it, except WITHIN you.


This is the GREAT secret.














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You Christians are amazing: amazingly stupid. Everyone of you who has read the Bible (oh hell, that’s none of you) should know that according to the scriptures, Jesus was crucified, resurrected and ascended a long, long time ago. If the OP is Jesus, we must be talking about the second coming. However, the Bible describes the many horrific events which must precede the second coming, and everyone of you should know this stuff hasn’t happened yet. If it had, you would have heard it on FOX News!! Jesus Christ almighty damn. What a bunch of Biblical illiterates!!!

OP: read the Bible!
The rest of you Christians: read the Bible.

End of debate.
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Mr foolish professor
You better get your facts straight!
Jesus Christ said that he would appear in the sky for his second coming, along with his holy angels.
Jesus also said many fals prophets, that includes OP!
Would come in my name stating that he is me. But they are nothing but deceivers. The bible always spoke about hell, read Revelation for a change! You might learn something professor!
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let me tell you, I saw Gabriel in the sky ,it was in a plane...I was in the sky when I realise that I could be Jesus....this is the story! I'm not a liar! now you can read this trhead from the beginning.
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why do you I'm a liar? I don't lie! all this events about me are true! maybe my explanation is not the good one, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't lie!
when you see the path of the sun in the sky, you see it mooving, if you think that the sun is turning aroud the earth, you don't lie, but you are wrong.
you can say I'm wrong, but you can't say I' a liar.
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why do you say I'm a liar? I don't lie! all this events about me are true! maybe my explanation is not the good one, maybe I'm wrong, but I don't lie!
when you see the path of the sun in the sky, you see it mooving, if you think that the sun is turning aroud the earth, you don't lie, but you are wrong.
you can say I'm wrong, but you can't say I' a liar.
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Very interesting you are,Please tells us more. What year were you born? I,m happy to hear your child is well.


My son is a good kid today...he's 9 years old now...and 2 days ago, he told me :" daddy, how did the first man come on earth? if he was the first man, so we are all brothers because he was our father!"
my son never went to church...I never talk God with him...God is with his soul and his heart , he 's not christened by church, he's christened by love of God.

I was born in 1963.
Op-
you are nothing but a liar a deceiver and a fool. If you keep this up hell will be your fate. You cannot mock Jesus like this. King of kings. Jesus Christ is Lord. You are the devil son is you keep this up. The bible warns us of people like you- In Revelation, Your number 666 is mention in the bible as the seal of the devil, the mark of the beast! God will destroy both your body and soul in the fires of hell, if you are his enemy- and dont repent. Tu es fou- liar deceiver and you are on the devil side, your number is evil 666. Hell will be yours, if you made a pack with satan. You will lose your soul in the burning fire of hell. You better watch your dirty and evil mouth. Do you really think you will win, if you go against God, and speak lies! You will see, were you will end up, if you dont repent-



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liar, YOU ARE A LIAR OP!
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OP IS A LIAR!

I saw this Angel Gabriel, he told me "Jes(u)s used to call me Gabriel" , in french :"c'est ainsi que Jesus avait l'habitude de m'appeler" , It is hard for me to translate!
strange for me , not to be able to translate!If I were Jesus I could easily speak english ! so I say : "I think I'm Jesus" but I'm not sure at all, because I'm not like in the Bible! not at all!

You saw an angel of darkness satan lucifer, thats what you saw.
You are a liar and deceiver
Give it a rest
So shut up-
Ferme ta boite, plein de mensonges!


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OP IS A LIAR!
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Very interesting you are,Please tells us more. What year were you born? I,m happy to hear your child is well.


My son is a good kid today...he's 9 years old now...and 2 days ago, he told me :" daddy, how did the first man come on earth? if he was the first man, so we are all brothers because he was our father!"
my son never went to church...I never talk God with him...God is with his soul and his heart , he 's not christened by church, he's christened by love of God.

I was born in 1963.
Op-
you are nothing but a liar a deceiver and a fool. If you keep this up hell will be your fate. You cannot mock Jesus like this. King of kings. Jesus Christ is Lord. You are the devil son is you keep this up. The bible warns us of people like you- In Revelation, Your number 666 is mention in the bible as the seal of the devil, the mark of the beast! God will destroy both your body and soul in the fires of hell, if you are his enemy- and dont repent. Tu es fou- liar deceiver and you are on the devil side, your number is evil 666. Hell will be yours, if you made a pack with satan. You will lose your soul in the burning fire of hell. You better watch your dirty and evil mouth. Do you really think you will win, if you go against God, and speak lies! You will see, were you will end up: HELL if you dont repent-
repent-or perish-

This is for you OP-
(Revelation 21:8) But cowards,traitors,perverts,murderers, the immoral, those who pratice magic, those who worship idols, and all liars- the place for them is the lake burning with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.``
(Revelation14:11) The smoke of the fire that torments them goes up forever and ever. There is no relief day or night for those who worship the beast and its image, for anyone who has the mark of its name 666.``
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I'm French,I'm not very fluent in English , please disregard wrong words in my text!

this is the true: OP IS A LIAR!
SO SHUT UP- OP!

-my mother's name means "man of God"(Jewish family), which is the name of Angel Gabriel too.
-my father's name is the name of Prophet Elie's fountain in mount Karmel (in Israël).
-My grand-mother's name means "My Prince" or "My great chief" in hebrew.
-I was born March the 29th , in 666 that is Easter day, and this was the day of full eclipse in 2006 when Jerusalem sky was dark at the right time of my birthday (around midday).

OP: You are a liar and a deceiver-
Your mark 666 is the seal of the devil.
Satan is the father of lies.
You will regret your lies, when you end up in hell.
repent- or perish-
Would you like a glimpse of what awaits people like you, who make a pack with satan the devil lucifer, HELL:
visit: www.SpiritLessons.com
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you can check if this is true:

last full solaar eclipse 2006/03/29 from Natal (means "Chrismas" in brasilian) towards Jerusalem (the nearest full solaar eclipse to Jeru from years and for years)....
I was born march the 29th.....and the hour of the hightest eclipse was the hour of my birthday too...just over my place of birth in France (Rambouillet city , French King City)...

[link to eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov]

from Natal (means Christmas), Brazil, march the 29 th , my birthday towards Jerusalem.
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You will go to hell, for blasphemy and treason.
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don't worry for me,but should worry for you first!
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check that:
[link to eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov]

you can see that Natal (Brasil)(means Christmas in brasilian) was the 1st place where the eclipse was 1.000 for observation and the hightest level for magnitud.
it is a Nasa document , not a liar information!
this occured march the 29th, for my birthday....
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dood, er zijn duizendem Christus figuren hiero
miljoene potentieelen

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potentieel Christus.
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we all can be Jesus, Jesus can be in all of us.
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liar, YOU ARE A LIAR OP!

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I saw this Angel Gabriel, he told me "Jes(u)s used to call me Gabriel" , in french :"c'est ainsi que Jesus avait l'habitude de m'appeler" , It is hard for me to translate!
strange for me , not to be able to translate!If I were Jesus I could easily speak english ! so I say : "I think I'm Jesus" but I'm not sure at all, because I'm not like in the Bible! not at all!

You saw an angel of darkness satan lucifer, thats what you saw.
You are a liar and deceiver
Give it a rest
So shut up-
Ferme ta boite, plein de mensonges!


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Very interesting you are,Please tells us more. What year were you born? I,m happy to hear your child is well.


My son is a good kid today...he's 9 years old now...and 2 days ago, he told me :" daddy, how did the first man come on earth? if he was the first man, so we are all brothers because he was our father!"
my son never went to church...I never talk God with him...God is with his soul and his heart , he 's not christened by church, he's christened by love of God.

I was born in 1963.
Op-
you are nothing but a liar a deceiver and a fool. If you keep this up hell will be your fate. You cannot mock Jesus like this. King of kings. Jesus Christ is Lord. You are the devil son is you keep this up. The bible warns us of people like you- In Revelation, Your number 666 is mention in the bible as the seal of the devil, the mark of the beast! God will destroy both your body and soul in the fires of hell, if you are his enemy- and dont repent. Tu es fou- liar deceiver and you are on the devil side, your number is evil 666. Hell will be yours, if you made a pack with satan. You will lose your soul in the burning fire of hell. You better watch your dirty and evil mouth. Do you really think you will win, if you go against God, and speak lies! You will see, were you will end up: HELL if you dont repent-
repent-or perish-

This is for you OP-
(Revelation 21:8) But cowards,traitors,perverts,murderers, the immoral, those who pratice magic, those who worship idols, and all liars- the place for them is the lake burning with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.``
(Revelation14:11) The smoke of the fire that torments them goes up forever and ever. There is no relief day or night for those who worship the beast and its image, for anyone who has the mark of its name 666.``
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I'm French,I'm not very fluent in English , please disregard wrong words in my text!

this is the true:

-my mother's name means "man of God"(Jewish family), which is the name of Angel Gabriel too.
-my father's name is the name of Prophet Elie's fountain in mount Karmel (in Israël).
-My grand-mother's name means "My Prince" or "My great chief" in hebrew.
-I was born March the 29th , in 666 that is Easter day, and this was the day of full eclipse in 2006 when Jerusalem sky was dark at the right time of my birthday (around midday).

OP: You are a liar and a deceiver-
Your mark 666 is the seal of the devil.
Satan is the father of lies.
You will regret your lies, when you end up in hell.
repent- or perish-
Would you like a glimpse of what awaits people like you, who make a pack with satan the devil lucifer, HELL:
visit: www.SpiritLessons.com
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where is the lie?

my name? my birthday? my story with Gabriel?
tell me please!
I want to know!
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check that:
[link to eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov]

you can see that Natal (Brasil)(means Christmas in brasilian) was the 1st place where the eclipse was 1.000 for observation and the hightest level for magnitud.
it is a Nasa document , not a liar information!
this occured march the 29th, for my birthday....


my surname from my mother is "God man" in yiidish language
my surname from my father is the name of water srping that supplies prophete Elias fountain in Israêl Karmel mountain
my surname from mother of my motehr is anagram of Israë(l)
my surname from mother of mother from my mother is the name of Swede Kings and Queens , same name of VIP killed in Israël 1948, from south of France since Mapoleon government.

I was born in Rambouillet, town of Kings in France.

where is the lie? I'm not a liar!

now you can say I'm wrong, but I don't lie! this is my real names , place of birth and birthday! may-be it doesn't mean nothing, but it is not lie!

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