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Freezer Spell - Have you done it? Does it work?

 
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My neighbors are mean. I'll spare everyone the details. Do you think the freezer spell will make them leave me and my family alone?

Anyone got a link or technique to the best freezer spell?

Have you done it? Did it work?

Thanks guys.
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WTF is a "freezer spell"????
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googled it:

For the most part, I think that spells can be a valuable way to "act" out your anger, resentment, bitterness or jealousy. The very act of doing a spell can make a person who feels powerless or victimized, feel at least briefly, for at time that they are somehow in control of the situation again. I have found the following "freezer" spells to be quite satisfying to do, if you find yourself somehow dumped, oppressed or just plain wishing for some kind of psychological torture to stop. I am not completely sure if these spells or not, but when someone does me wrong, the first thing that pops into mind is the frosty insides of my refrigerator.

I love these spells because they fall under the category of corny spells, trailer trash wiccanary and because they originate from such an emotional, passionate and old style of witchcraft. Yet at the same time they are very modern because they make use of the fridge. Technically too, they fall under the category of black magic because they are revenge spells, and represent the desire to control another person. Being somewhat of a collector and connoisseur of corny spells, trailer trash wiccanary and any ritual that allows you to "act out your feelings" without necessarily hurting anyone, I thought I'd share them with you because they are a few of my favourites. Some of them have been sourced from Lexa Rosean, author of the Supermarket Sorceress who is a master of Kitchen Witchery. Still I think the important thing about a freezer spell is to start with the basics and then make it your own. I know one natural witch, (a famous Canadian singer in fact) who knows nothing about freezer spells, yet every time she gets mad at someone, she writes their name on a little piece of paper, twists it up and throws it in the freezer to "make it stop!" I discovered this one day when I was groping through her freezer for some ice cream and a flutter of little pieces of paper fell out to the floor. When I asked her about it, she told me her intuition had told her to put the people "on ice."

The essence of a freezer spell is about time. The idea is to stop something in its tracks. Freezer spells also fall into the category of binding spells, as often their purpose is to paralyse an offender. They are used for protection, but mainly for REVENGE! Here are a few of my favourites.

THE BASIC ICE CUBE TRAY SPELL: This is all-purpose and what I like about it is that you can use magickal ingredients to sweeten or sour the mix before you chuck it in the freezer. Basically, you take twelve small pieces of paper and write down the names twelve people or situations who have not been very nice to you or who have irked you or done you wrong. Think of twelve people who have been hostile to you, or who have a bad attitude towards you or who have behaved as obstacles to what you want in your life or career. Now stick these twelve pieces of paper in the ice cube tray compartments and add a little sugar, or honey to sweeten up their attitude towards you. You could also add a few other things as well if you wanted - a little dill or parsley powder for improved communication, orange water for joy or rose water to increase loving vibrations. Then you fill the rest of the tray with water and stick in the freezer. I like this spell because it is relatively innocent and is persuading others to think of you kindly and not to harm you. A more vengeful version of this spell would be to add substances like vinegar (to sour their experiences) cigarette ashes (to cause depression) or horseradish (to cause arguments.)

If your resentment is directed towards a particular individual, perhaps a male who has dumped you for some one else you might consider doing this IMPOTENCE spell. While shopping for the cucumber at your local vegetable store, try and find one that resembles your ex-partner's actual member when it is erect. At the very least this will get you giggling. Then carve his name and his birth-date into the flesh of the cucumber and throw it into the freezer. It will start to go soft and wither after a few weeks, and while this happens, imagine him and the sweet young thing that he betrayed you having conversations like "I swear this has never happened to me before." "It's ok. I understand."

The ultimate freezer spell however, in terms of sheer nastiness, is this BREAK THEM UP freezer spell in which you write the offending couple's names on a piece of paper (if you don't know the name of the person coming between you write "unknown rival") You put the pieces of paper in a Tupperware container along with a piece of rotten fish, fill it with water and freeze it. Fish are symbols of fertility and happiness, so the ultimate purpose of this ritual is to have the two lovers become turned off from each other. One person, who tried this spell, told me she laughed her head off, when her boyfriend came back to her and complained that his new lover had terrible B.O. I haven't tried this one myself, but she says it worked. Lexa Rosean also boasts success with this one.

I can't guarantee these spells work, but if you are too chicken to enact some real revenge (like turn the person into the I.R.S.) these little rituals at least satisfy a desire for "petty revenge".
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My neighbors are mean. I'll spare everyone the details. Do you think the freezer spell will make them leave me and my family alone?

Anyone got a link or technique to the best freezer spell?

Have you done it? Did it work?

Thanks guys.
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That is black magick thus forbidden unless you want to be frozen yourself in the future. It always come back to source and ten times as powerful.

If the intent isn't positive, don't do it.
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That is black magick thus forbidden unless you want to be frozen yourself in the future. It always come back to source and ten times as powerful.

If the intent isn't positive, don't do it.
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When "witches" or practitioners of black magic do this it comes back to them? It seems that if that was the result then everyone who does this they would stop doing it and not put the information on a website.

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My neighbors are mean. I'll spare everyone the details. Do you think the freezer spell will make them leave me and my family alone?

Anyone got a link or technique to the best freezer spell?

Have you done it? Did it work?

Thanks guys.

That is black magick thus forbidden unless you want to be frozen yourself in the future. It always come back to source and ten times as powerful.

If the intent isn't positive, don't do it.
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So its ok if the intent is positive?
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spells are control
control is NEVER positive
and Karma will hunt down those who control
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I have fond memories of using Freezing Rays and similar spells as a druid... back when I was playing AD&D!

And I often wish I could deploy such powers in the real world against my various foes. "Take that you evil taxman/dentist/Jehovah's Witness/AIPAC member" I'd cry as I unleashed a crackling bolt of power!
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That freezer spell sounds kinda cool.

Yeah it incurs karma, but one could argue that simmering about it is ten times worse.

GROAN

Just remember OP that you're all getting pissed off for a reason and while a freezer spell might make you feel better, it will not stop the reaction from popping up in other areas. So while you have them in the freezer, try to understand why its so terribly upsetting and either ignore it or do something about it.

I know you'll probably say that they're so bad that nothing can be done ... if that's the case, maybe you should consider it a sign to move out, or move on...

My two cents today

Also try laughing at them, in their faces. Its amazing how effective foolishness can be. Besides smiling is free and makes you feel gooooooooood :-)
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That freezer spell sounds kinda cool.

Yeah it incurs karma, but one could argue that simmering about it is ten times worse.

GROAN

Just remember OP that you're all getting pissed off for a reason and while a freezer spell might make you feel better, it will not stop the reaction from popping up in other areas. So while you have them in the freezer, try to understand why its so terribly upsetting and either ignore it or do something about it.

I know you'll probably say that they're so bad that nothing can be done ... if that's the case, maybe you should consider it a sign to move out, or move on...

My two cents today

Also try laughing at them, in their faces. Its amazing how effective foolishness can be. Besides smiling is free and makes you feel gooooooooood :-)
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Thanks for the info. The situation is that *I* don't hate my neighbors, I just want them to stop threatening to trap my cats and send them to animal control. My landlord is working on the problem - she's going to build the wall higher so they don't go over there - no guarantees that they won't still climb over. I've also bought this stuff called "Critter Ridder" to keep them off the neighbors property. I've also offered to come over to their house/yard EVERY DAY to rake up any poop they leave. PLUS there are OTHER cats in the neighborhood! Only dna analysis could say if its my cats. I don't dispute that we are just next door and its probably my cats.

When I rented the house my landlord knew my pet situation and she's totally in my corner on it. I've even OFFERED TO MOVE OUT END OF THIS MONTH - even though we just got there Oct. 1. She doesn't want us to move out and she's really going to great lengths to get them to be reasonable and find solutions. Keeping the cats indoors prevents the dog from leaving the house to potty. Putting him outside all day and all night puts him in danger. Nevermind the confusion it would cause.

What I sense is hatred and vengeance from the neighbor - seriously, not kidding, I'm one of those "sensitives" - I catch vibes and glimpses of the soul in an instant.

I just want peace. My landlord even told us to NOT CLOSE THE DOGGY DOOR and that she would deal with him, but I don't trust him for a second. The neighbor used to have grass, but he ripped it out to put in a big large rectangular dirt garden. I think he's Chinese or Korean. Do people in this culture value dirt? Seriously, I'm trying to understand, but they don't speak English!

I'm even looking into getting an electronic fence for the cats. I just want my cats to have the freedom we SIGNED on for and are PAYING for or be let out of our lease (my landlord would do that). My landlord is great and she agrees this guy is nuts. A number of people in the neighborhood agree. But if he wants to call animal control, he can.

hey. I'll move out tomorrow if that's how it has to be. I'm not trying to harm him, I'm trying to keep him from harming me.
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For fricken cats? to do a spell!! come on![googlevid]
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For fricken cats? to do a spell!! come on![googlevid]
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If something gives you a little bit of peace in your life with all this craziness around us I say freeze them!!!! Life is too short!!! and fricken cats are people too!!!!
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try a "go away" candle just make sure to scratch their names on it before you burn it. (so I heard) chuckle
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My neighbors are mean. I'll spare everyone the details. Do you think the freezer spell will make them leave me and my family alone?

Anyone got a link or technique to the best freezer spell?

Have you done it? Did it work?

Thanks guys.
 Quoting: Just need help. 119908



I had a locked money box that I kept my pets medication in the refrigerator. I neglected to take my wedding rings out of the box, as I had other items in there as well.

I am now divorced. Did that help?
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For fricken cats? to do a spell!! come on![googlevid]
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If something gives you a little bit of peace in your life with all this craziness around us I say freeze them!!!! Life is too short!!! and fricken cats are people too!!!!
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Simply return the energy to sender.
It is up to you to figure out how, grasshopper
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[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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I 've seen the freezer thing work, but the paper with the name on it was put in a plastic pill bottle, or film canister and filled with water before freezing.

Never heard of the 'go away' candle, worth a try!

Personally, I've tried envisioning a for sale sign next door, as well as feeling how nice it would be with wonderful neighbors living there.
The house is empty and it's actually more wonderful having NOBODY live there, so I guess it worked better than I wanted!

Holding onto negative thoughts will only keep them there. Good is more powerful than evil, they cannot compete...
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Are you guys wizards?!

charlie
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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I 've seen the freezer thing work, but the paper with the name on it was put in a plastic pill bottle, or film canister and filled with water before freezing.

Never heard of the 'go away' candle, worth a try!

Personally, I've tried envisioning a for sale sign next door, as well as feeling how nice it would be with wonderful neighbors living there.
The house is empty and it's actually more wonderful having NOBODY live there, so I guess it worked better than I wanted!

Holding onto negative thoughts will only keep them there. Good is more powerful than evil, they cannot compete...
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black candle scratch the name on and burn till gone.
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Here is a good book to start with:

[link to ecx.images-amazon.com]
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I think Paranoid is a "Wizard", lol

Last Edited by Star*Kiss on 02/10/2011 05:59 PM
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I think Paranoid is a "Wizard", lol
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My neighbors are mean. I'll spare everyone the details. Do you think the freezer spell will make them leave me and my family alone?

Anyone got a link or technique to the best freezer spell?

Have you done it? Did it work?

Thanks guys.
 Quoting: Just need help. 119908



Here is a freezer spell that will do the trick.
Ive seen it work, Often.

What you will need.


Brown paper, like a lunch bag.
Small container, with top.
Honey
A Pencil

1. Cut a piece of the paper, small enough to place in the container, without being folded.

2. Write the full names of the persons, with the pencil on the paper.

3. Place the paper face up in the container and pour just enough honey on top to cover the paper.

4. Put the top on, and place in the freezer.

Now they will be frozen in sweetness.

chuckle
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1 envelope, place inside 3 white chicken feathers and the name of the party written on paper. On the full moon face east and burn the envelope. Fly away now
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Two other things to try (I don't consider them black magic, as someone above said, intention is important so don't be sending negativity toward them, only be concerned with protection of you, your property, and your loved ones which includes your cats)

Sprinkle a line of sea salt all along your fence/property line , front to back, and as you sprinkle it visualize it as creating a barrier between the two properties.

Hang a mirror of any size on the side of your house that faces theirs. This will reflect back to them any energies they are sending your way. As you hang it say "just because someone is giving me something, doesn't mean I have to take it."

Again don't be hostile or negative but you have every right to take whatever protective measures you need to.

And the freezer thing works. I froze a woman who was chasing my husband and within a couple of weeks she got fired from the job and moved away. I wrote her name on a piece of paper, put it in a plastic tub, filled it with water and froze it, then forgot about it. It's important to do this stuff and then let go of it, don't dwell on it.
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I 've seen the freezer thing work, but the paper with the name on it was put in a plastic pill bottle, or film canister and filled with water before freezing.

Never heard of the 'go away' candle, worth a try!

Personally, I've tried envisioning a for sale sign next door, as well as feeling how nice it would be with wonderful neighbors living there.
The house is empty and it's actually more wonderful having NOBODY live there, so I guess it worked better than I wanted!

Holding onto negative thoughts will only keep them there. Good is more powerful than evil, they cannot compete...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257685

black candle scratch the name on and burn till gone.
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don't do it.. bad mojo.. you will get a gris gris back on yourself
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I 've seen the freezer thing work, but the paper with the name on it was put in a plastic pill bottle, or film canister and filled with water before freezing.

Never heard of the 'go away' candle, worth a try!

Personally, I've tried envisioning a for sale sign next door, as well as feeling how nice it would be with wonderful neighbors living there.
The house is empty and it's actually more wonderful having NOBODY live there, so I guess it worked better than I wanted!

Holding onto negative thoughts will only keep them there. Good is more powerful than evil, they cannot compete...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1257685

black candle scratch the name on and burn till gone.
 Quoting: PARANOID.

don't do it.. bad mojo.. you will get a gris gris back on yourself
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Oh No!

I wouldn't want a good luck charm to come back to me!

lol
The Devil would never go down to Georgia.

Eeew.
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My neighbors are mean. I'll spare everyone the details. Do you think the freezer spell will make them leave me and my family alone?

Anyone got a link or technique to the best freezer spell?

Have you done it? Did it work?

Thanks guys.
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That is black magick thus forbidden unless you want to be frozen yourself in the future. It always come back to source and ten times as powerful.

If the intent isn't positive, don't do it.
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Be very careful with this spell it is VERY powerful and can cause slot of harm. Be clear what your intent is when you do it.

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