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Jesus the mushroom

 
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11/19/2007 09:11 AM
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Jesus the mushroom
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Jesus as a symbol of the mushroom

Jesus is portrayed as the Son of God, sent to fulfil the role of Messiah or 'Anointed One' - literally, 'one smeared with semen'. As a mushroom, the amanita muscaria does not disseminate seeds as plants do, but ejaculates microscopic spores which create a threadlike fungal network at the base of conifer trees from which thunderstorms elicit more mushrooms. Prior to knowledge of spores, lightning was thought to be the source of mushrooms and lightning was considered the fiery progenitive spears of God, hence the phallic fungi were called 'Sons of God'.

The mushroom's spore ejaculate leaves an oily film on the blood-red cap spotted with white thorns, hence the term 'Messiah' ('Anointed One') and allusions to thistle-entwined, bloody-browed sacrifices, such as the miraculous 'Ram' of Abraham (Genesis 22:13) and Jesus the thorn-crowned 'Lamb of God'.

'Mushrooms were also seen as "winged" creatures, or crowned by a cloudy cap or "halo", each carrying a "message" from God'

Mushrooms were also seen as 'winged' creatures, or crowned by a cloudy cap or 'halo', each carrying a 'message' from God, the very definition of an 'Angel'. Some mushrooms were 'good' or nutritious, some were 'evil' or poisonous, but amanita muscaria was considered 'blessed' and capable of bestowing health, strength, inspiration and the power of prognostication.

Ingestion of the amanita muscaria can revive the deathly ill and enables people to perform unusual feats of strength. The Gnostics used the mushroom to access 'gnosis' or 'sacred knowledge' and become privy to seeing the 'Kingdom at hand.'

The experience can also result in a very deep sleep, giving the appearance that the partaker has died, only to be 'resurrected' as the effect wears off. The decaying mushroom smells like rotting flesh thus attracting flies, hence another term for the mushroom, 'fly agaric'. Flies seem to die on contact with the mushroom, but if observed for a period of about 12 hours, however, the insects experience 'resurrection' and fly away.

As John Allegro points out, the 'Cross' is merely the cuneiform symbol of the mushroom, just as the 'Asclepius', or snake-entwined staff topped by a winged disc found on nearly all medical facilities, is also just an ancient symbol of the mushroom.

Jesus as a symbol of marijuana
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11/19/2007 09:15 AM
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Re: Jesus the mushroom
You'll might find this to be an interesting docu.

The Pharmacratic Inquisition

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11/19/2007 09:20 AM
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Re: Jesus the mushroom
Outstanding OP!

"Jesus as Mushroom"

Much Better i suppose, then the 'status' of the balanced fellow below,kinda reminds me of a regular poster or two...
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11/19/2007 09:21 AM
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67915,

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11/19/2007 09:24 AM
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Re: Jesus the mushroom
awesome!!
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11/19/2007 09:24 AM
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Re: Jesus the mushroom
Marijuana and Mushroom is better than robber
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Re: Jesus the mushroom
Mushroom - kept in the dark and fed shit
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11/19/2007 09:40 AM
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Re: Jesus the mushroom
Jesus and the other "heroes" of mythology are merely tales of the psychedelic experience, and mind expansion through alchemy (both known and unknown).


What i really want too know is why DMT (Dimethlytryptamine) is found throughout the plant kingdom, and not just in Magic Mushrooms..

Its often found in such small quantities it can't really act as a deterant to predators.. plants don't have brains in which too use DMT.. so just WHY is it found throughout nature?

Spirit molecule maybe? It is the one organic compound we really know absolutely nothing about.. yet its the one we really should know the most about, given how DMT is so similar too our own brain chemistry!


Seriously, to those who have dabbed in psychedelic adventures.. if you ever come across freebase (crystal) DMT, take the oppurtunity to try it.. it will feel like you've come full circle on your psychedelic voyage.. it is the holy grail you set out too find after your first mushroom experience hf
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11/19/2007 09:43 AM
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Jesus and the other "heroes" of mythology are merely tales of the psychedelic experience, and mind expansion through alchemy (both known and unknown).


What i really want too know is why DMT (Dimethlytryptamine) is found throughout the plant kingdom, and not just in Magic Mushrooms..

Its often found in such small quantities it can't really act as a deterant to predators.. plants don't have brains in which too use DMT.. so just WHY is it found throughout nature?

Spirit molecule maybe? It is the one organic compound we really know absolutely nothing about.. yet its the one we really should know the most about, given how DMT is so similar too our own brain chemistry!


Seriously, to those who have dabbed in psychedelic adventures.. if you ever come across freebase (crystal) DMT, take the oppurtunity to try it.. it will feel like you've come full circle on your psychedelic voyage.. it is the holy grail you set out too find after your first mushroom experience hf
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When you see and speak to Jesus yourself then you come to know that it has nothing to do with drugs.
i love satan
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11/19/2007 09:51 AM
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When you see and speak to Jesus yourself then you come to know that it has nothing to do with drugs.
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Ya it's called paranoid schizophrenia
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wtf

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