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My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328136
11/19/2007 2:09 PM
Report abusive post | My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread!
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I have what they call a "thrombosed" hemorrhoid.
It's a giant hemorrhoid with a blood clot in it, that is being squashed constantly by my anal sphincter.
Ever had one of these bad boys?
It is about as painful as putting your balls in a vise and occasionally tightening it, worse then kidney stones, worse then a surgery I had on my eye last year.
I am in absolute misery, I want to cut the GD thing off with scissors it certainly couldn't be worse then this, but my doctor told me I have to wait a week for surgery to see if it goes away on it's own, and if not then surgery...
Have you ever begged for surgery?
I'm dying.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 148742
11/19/2007 2:10 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
oh jeez dude.
O LEE CHIT.
i am squirming from reading your post.
sorry about the 'roid. good luck.
DON'T CUT IT OFF WITH SCISSORS. *shudders* |
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Thanatos
User ID: 324533
11/19/2007 2:11 PM
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This is the part where you explain the unbearable pain to your doctor and get put on the good meds.
Rarrgh! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328515
11/19/2007 2:11 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
O LEE CHIT. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 148742
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 235208
11/19/2007 2:12 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1441
11/19/2007 2:12 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
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markusmaximus
User ID: 148742
11/19/2007 2:13 PM
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5 stars muthafucka!
damn. that scissors thing MESSED ME UP.
FUCK. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328544
11/19/2007 2:15 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
have u thought about salt? |
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Neesie 
member
User ID: 269684
11/19/2007 2:17 PM
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call your pharmacist and find out what kind of product can give you some relief. you sound like you need something for pain. do not let yourself suffer.
if you have to, go to the ER and tell them if you dont get some relief you are going to jump off of a building. they might give you a nice shot of morphine or something so you can get some rest.
I Really do have an Evil Twin!! |
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markusmaximus
User ID: 148742
11/19/2007 2:17 PM
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have u thought about salt? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 328544
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328486
11/19/2007 2:17 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Hey you dont have a monopoly on pain, if that is of any help
Many of us live on the "RIM OF FIRE". |
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Babe in a Bunker
Jockin the Bitches, Slappin the Hoes
User ID: 322582
11/19/2007 2:18 PM
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Call a doctor? Just a thought.
You got it bad lover,
no, you got it good.
You saw the sun
like you knew that you would...
in spite of my confusion,
up above all my pain
I gotta death-grip on this vision,
here we go again...
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Kick my ass:
[link to biab1973.mybrute.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328546
11/19/2007 2:18 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Just be glad your a man,try having this after delivery of a child,after being cut from vagina to anus.
Pure hell i tell ya!!!
Sorry for your pain man.  |
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markusmaximus
User ID: 148742
11/19/2007 2:20 PM
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Just be glad your a man,try having this after delivery of a child,after being cut from vagina to anus.
Pure hell i tell ya!!!
Sorry for your pain man.
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Thanatos
User ID: 324533
11/19/2007 2:22 PM
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Vicadin. Remember to ask for Vicadin.
Rarrgh! |
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OP with sore pooper!
User ID: 328136 (OP)
11/19/2007 2:23 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
My god, I'm already on tylenol three's...(and about three beers)...doesn't even touch the pain.
I'd take like 3 abscessed teeth over this bugger!
C'mon, someone here has to have went through this and can give me some advise...the bath helps a bit, but how long can one really sit in the bath, I already spent like three hours in there today and my wrinkles have wrinkles, you know?
Hemoroids are bad enough, I've had them most of my life and never really did much to take care of them, but I"M TELLING YOU!!! IF YOU HAVE THEM GET OVER THE EMBARRASSMENT AND GET THEM TAKEN CARE OF!!!
No joke man.
Trust me.
I never wanted my doc poking around down there so I kept silent for TOOOO long...
If I would have known?
I would have been begging him to poke my bum on every visit.
This is UBER pain.
But seriously, who's been through this, and what helped you? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 327791
11/19/2007 2:23 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Try some Witch Hazel on a cotton ball you can get it at a pharmacy. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 294339
11/19/2007 2:26 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Try some Witch Hazel on a cotton ball you can get it at a pharmacy. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 327791
OOOOOOOCH! SORRY ABOUT THAT |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328136 (OP)
11/19/2007 2:27 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Call a doctor? Just a thought. Quoting: Babe in a Bunker
Already did, he gave me the ty 3's and told me to stay off it for a week.
Says he wants to see if they go away by themselves, then if not it's the knife...
I begged him to take the knife to them this morning, but he wouldn't do it.
Sucks.
So now I have to tough it out. |
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Richard Strong
User ID: 10903
11/19/2007 2:28 PM
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Wrap a rubber band around the sumbitch as tight as you can get it and after a few days it should fall off due to lack of circulation. I hear this works for castrating a dogs balls too!! YEEEEEEE OUCCCCCCCHHHH |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328486
11/19/2007 2:29 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
THERE IS A CREAM MADE FROM SHARK OIL
IT DEALS TO ROIDS,BECAUSE ITS SO SLIPPERY IT EASES THE INFLAMATION AND PAIN CAUSED BY DRY RUB
OVER THE COUNTER STUFF, YOU DONT NEED A PRESCRIPTION
(((((((((((GET IT NOW FOR INSTANT RELIEF)))))))))))))))) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 253796
11/19/2007 2:32 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Witch Hazel. Will not cure it but take the itch away. Do not poke or prod. No lifting heavy objects. If interfering with poo or having hard time pooing drink some prune juice to get looser poo. Hard to poo normal with big bad ass hemorrhoid in the way.
Good Luck! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328136 (OP)
11/19/2007 2:33 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
THERE IS A CREAM MADE FROM SHARK OIL
IT DEALS TO ROIDS,BECAUSE ITS SO SLIPPERY IT EASES THE INFLAMATION AND PAIN CAUSED BY DRY RUB
OVER THE COUNTER STUFF, YOU DONT NEED A PRESCRIPTION
(((((((((((GET IT NOW FOR INSTANT RELIEF)))))))))))))))) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 328486
Thanks dude!
Adding it to my list right now, as well as witch hazel...
The pharmacy is going to think I am concocting a potion or something, but screw it...
So shark fin, witch hazel, and eye of newt it is. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 176812
11/19/2007 2:37 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Yeah tell your doctor you need better pain meds. If he won't do anything go to the emergency room.
Damn!
My foot had to turn black with gangrene before the asshole doctors actually believed me about pain. I was in screaming, please kill me pain for a few weeks before...ridiculous.
I went to several doctors, and hospitals nearby...all thought I just wanted pain meds, yes I did I wanted someone to just kill me after a while. It was so horrible I can't think about it now.
By then it was too late and I have an amputation.
Now I have good doctors, before I didn't have a regular doctor... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 328486
11/19/2007 2:38 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Here ya go just googled it up
And yup loads of shit on shark oil
heal your self check it out.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 176812
11/19/2007 2:38 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Tylenol 3 entry level medium pain relief...
Damn them |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 180349
11/19/2007 2:42 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Health Food Stores (and online sources) do have products that do help Heal Hemroids!!! Here is a link that will give you some ideas:
[link to www.people-search-global.com]
Also, put some fresh aloe gel on the TP as a final wipe - it soothes and heals!!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1441
11/19/2007 2:42 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
Burn Baby Burn . . . drink some beer and see what happens!
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Neesie
member
User ID: 269684
11/19/2007 2:45 PM
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never drink alcohol with tylenol. i had a friend that almost died from doing that. they had to put him in the hospital and filter his blood with charcoal to take the tylenol out of his system. seriously!
if the roid is causing you a lot of pain due to constriction. you would need to take a blood thinner to get relief. just take a couple of aspirin. also, you can drink beer with aspirin.
I Really do have an Evil Twin!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1441
11/19/2007 2:47 PM | | Re: My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread! | Quote |
never drink alcohol with tylenol. i had a friend that almost died from doing that. they had to put him in the hospital and filter his blood with charcoal to take the tylenol out of his system. seriously!
if the roid is causing you a lot of pain due to constriction. you would need to take a blood thinner to get relief. just take a couple of aspirin. also, you can drink beer with aspirin. Quoting: Neesie
I'm just giving him a hard time, I hope you get better, do not drink beer with this condition, with all the pressures in this world, we are all in terrible shape! Good Luck! |
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Enigmatoid
User ID: 323666
11/19/2007 2:47 PM
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I have chronic hemmoroids and I've been putting off any surgical treatment, well, just because. When I do get a flare-up however, I use a sunburn spray made by Banana Boat. It contains Lidocaine (ladocaine?) and when a saturated wad of tissue is blotted on the area it causes instant numbness. Might help.
I believe in the 2 party political process but I don't think democrats nor republicans should be either one of them. |
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