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My ass is a burning raging ball of fire. This is NOT a poo thread!

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 363321
2/4/2008 1:30 AM

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Dude. Whatever you do. DO NOT GO UNDER THE KNIFE. It will be a lot worse. You think you got pain now, After the surgery, it will really hurt. Then when they come back , which usually do. You will be in real HELL!! But I'm sure your Doc is not telling you that. Why you think they want to wait to see if it goes away.

mj-13
User ID: 367539
2/4/2008 1:37 AM

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No I have not. But if you have ever had the experience of jalepeno fortified nachos passing through the sphincter, that I can attest too. I was shooting fire out my ass for a couple days. Sort of like this:

TX Patriot
User ID: 332571
2/4/2008 1:39 AM

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Oh, OP, man, I have been in your shoes...with three large external. I was three days away from the knife and thought I would die from pain before I got there.

After making the surgery arrangements, I decided to follow my grandmother's advice and soak myself in a substantial amount of Epsom Salts in the hottest water the body could stand.

I did this frequently for the three days simply looking for pain relief. What occurred, however, was that the blood clots and the hemorrhoids all but disappeared leaving only a flap of extruding skin. When the doctor examined me, he couldn't believe the results.

About a month later, I went back to the Dr. and had the "sacks" removed, and I have not had a problem since.

Try the Epsom salts and hot water over a period of days.

Wishing you the best and fast pain relief.

.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 225509
2/4/2008 1:48 AM

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This is the part where you explain the unbearable pain to your doctor and get put on the good meds.

Quoting: Thanatos

To fight the unbeatable foe,
To bear the unbearable roid,
To run where the brave dare not go!

This is my quest,
To follow that star.
No matter how hopeless,
No matter how far,

To fight for the right
To go poop in the night,
To ride into hell for the hope that its true
That no matter what strain,
This alone can I do.

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