I AM TIME TRAVELER

I think we all are.

Me too.

Taking any passengers with you next time out?

What time is it?

what year have you traveled from?

what will your favorite Bill Joel song be in 2010 ??

NO

IT IS 5.28 PM

The Keeper of Time
[link to thebeloveddisciple.org]

Ode to Time
[link to thebeloveddisciple.org]

3008

YES

Will Ron Paul be elected President?

LAME

WRONG!

What will the final score of the LSU - Tennessee SEC Championship game be? Its 7 - 6 Tennessee right now.

10-8

YES, BUT WILL BE DEFEATED BY FRAUDULENT ELECTIONS. HOWEVER HIS SUPPORTERS WILL NOT TAKE IT LYING DOWN.

IT WILL LEAD TO A REFERENDUM, AND HE WILL BE PRESIDENT.

THERE WILL BE A CIVIL WAR FOR A FEW DAYS BEFORE THIS HAPPENS.

Excellent.

I ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE HORS IN YOUR TIME.

HURRY WITH YOUR QUESTIONS.

If you are a time traveller, then a few more hours shouldn't be a problem for you. You are an arse.

When is pot legalized?
When do we make first contact with aliens?
Which do you prefer. Blue phone booth or Delorean?

What is it like in 3008 ? What's the world population ?

Why were you sent back in time to the GLP forum ?

anything interesting happen to Canada?

I thought that was funny

CONTACT WITH ALIENS ARE BEING MADE RIGHT NOW IN YOUR TIME.

GET IN TOUCH WITH DR. GREER, AND GO OUT ON HIS FIELD TRIPS.

Who will strike first in the Middle East?

which century has best booze, drugs & hookers parties?

THE WORLD'S POPULATION IN 3008 IS 8 TRILLION. AND YES WE STILL HAVE LUSH FORESTS AND WILD ANIMALS.

IN FACT THERE ARE MORE FORESTS IN 3008 THAN IN 2007.

THE AMAZON AS BEEN REFORESTED.

WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO TRAVEL IN THE ASTRAL, NO ONE FEARS DEATH ANY MORE, SINCE THERE IS NO DEATH.

SPACE TRAVEL IS ROUTINE THE SAME WAY PLANE TRAVEL IS IN YOUR TIME.

MARS IS COLONIZED. SO IS THE MOON.

WE HAVE SIGNED AGREEMENTS WITH ALIENS FROM OTHER WORLDS. WE HAVE ALIEN AMBASSADORS.

TRAVEL TO THEIR PLANET IS LIKE GOING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY FOR US.

3D TV. ROBOTS INTELLIGENT LIKE YOU COOK AND CLEAN FOR US. AND YES SOME OF US EVEN USE THEM TO HAVE SEX.