I'm starting my own Goon squad and I need some Goons. Where do I advertise for them?

put up a notice at your nearest StarBucks
tell them you need some volunteers to access the alien communications on the internet
only let them view sites you have selected
plant your information there
and then when they tell you what the aliens have said
convince them that they are "special" because they found these messages
pump them up
give them a title
like Goon Leader ArchMaster
then plant some messages about your "enemies"
and how they are being used by evil aliens
and need to be stopped
when your goons report back to you
say:
i know you know how to 'take care' of that
and they'll do you proud

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any coincidental correlation to real life activities is not to be construed as approval of these type of activities

Goon Island?

oh no
goon island does not exist

Go to the border, plenty of illegal goons waiting for goon squad leader.

I think ACs at GLP will do nicely

i know my post is convicting
but, hey~
i'm prophetic
it come natural to me

actually the blue name people already feel "special"
they are well on their way to being goons

Hmmm. That just might work, you incredible genius!

no
goon squad leader has to fight all "illegal" anything
that is what makes them feel so good about themselves

Hang out at the front gate for Blackwater. You'll be able to get your pick of the litter.

Now we are getting somewhere. I don't think I could pay them much, however.

And anyone who gives this thread a "one star" vote will get the goons sicced on them.

Just saying.

don't try to get current goons who work for someone else
they are impossible to retrain
you have to train your own goons

According to recent news reports they may take payment in steroids instead of greenbacks. Know any pro athelete's homes that you can burglarize as "seed money"?

a true goon
should not be on steroids
because it makes them unpredictable

Sorry. I live in he sticks. I need goons to beat up pig farmers and those fuckers in jacked up pickup trucks blaring that God awful Cuntry music.

Call your Local Hell's Angels Chapter.

All the Goons you want.

Goons gone wild!

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for rednecks
you use other rednecks as goons
just give them all the BudLight they can hold
and let them loose
tell them they can "take" any man in the country
and send them down the road