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5 Reason Why All Americans Are Stupid Useless Idiots!!

 
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5 ways which america will kill you:
1. stab u with our big american weiners
2. stab u with our big american weiners
3. stab u with our big american weiners
4. stab u with our big american weiners
5. drown u in our abundant currency
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ROTFLMAO! Circumcised don't count!
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You are just mad you couldn't stay! Na nana na na you are somewhere else, ha haha ha ha I'm here in the states! You are a mean foreign guy and I am a happy American! I only mock you because you seem to need it!

Very adult! Are all Americans retarded children?!!

;-)

The United States: Land Of The Fee, Home Of The Slave.


I can't speak for all but all the US bashing on GLP has numbed my mind, all I can do is laugh! To think a person could spend a week in the States and think they know what America is all about! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! I think that even the bashers from the US would hate living anywhere else. We are unique and Happy and I will kick your ass if you try to take my country or me from my country, I am an All American Girl HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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Hi All American Girl... wanna hook up? Ever had some British beef before? ;-)
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[link to www.youtube.com]
Ikaika

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bump
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lol
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Hi All American Girl... wanna hook up? Ever had some British beef before? ;-)
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...hook up with your British teeth or British mad cow beef?
You come across so...sophisticated....not.
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Hey OP...how come you didnt write the other 500 reasons?
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12/09/2007 02:02 AM
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MAD is useless.

Throughout history that tactic may have worked, but now nuclear weapons exist. Napolean or Ghengis Khan didnt possess the option of mutually assured destruction.
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Is it right that whoever has the most nukes (US & Israel) dictates the world?

We live a world that is dictated by the # of nukes. The only way people can be free of this is if Russia and China ignore America and Israel's MAD.
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Edit: The only chance

The only way people can be free of this is if Russia and China ignore America and Israel's MAD.
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[link to www.youtube.com]

It's Christmas. Shut up.
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12/09/2007 06:40 PM
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so goes the u.s.a. so goes the world...
as much we dislike it, EVERYONE comes here..and for the most part, LIKE IT!!! all nationlities are represented here...and all religions. because we make room for 'em...[might cuss amite]...this is america strenghts...so bud....if we tank....so will YOU!!!!
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I loved wonderfully intelligent the blond country singer woman LOLOLOL who never heard of my country of Rubic Cubes; Hungary! At least she had a good humour and said: she heard about Turkey bot not Hung(a)ry...I like the charmy american ignorance...and I don't know the capitals of the US states either. lol

Compassion
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First of all if the US economy crashes, which it won't; it will pull everyone else down with it.that already happened in the 2000, the rest of the world has made adjustments and will do fine without USA as a receiver of imports

If we get nuked, everyone else is going to get nuked.Nuclear fallout will not affect Southern Hemisphere of planet

But apparently that is what YOU hope for.

All the other stuff you said isn't really true. It is very obvious you don't live in the US.
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12/09/2007 08:34 PM
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Hey OP...how come you didnt write the other 500 reasons?
 Quoting: THE DOOM



yup missed out on a few there.

i think that the US is going to have some big problems down the track, look out.

always screaming...we are teh best....we are the best...well then why the hell do you keep coming over to foriegn lands and make it your home.....hey.


why.....cause america sux BIG TIME
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hard to be humble on this thread lol
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

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wish whatever you want....but....


America there is an impending doom coming.

Yes you about to go through a really bad depression

yes your stockmarket and financial institutions will crash next year.

you have bought this upon yourselves....so dont do what you normally do and whine and blame others.

If you don't believe this will happen thats fine too.
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wish whatever you want....but....


America there is an impending doom coming.

Yes you about to go through a really bad depression

yes your stockmarket and financial institutions will crash next year.

you have bought this upon yourselves....so dont do what you normally do and whine and blame others.

If you don't believe this will happen thats fine too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 178857



why do you care? is it really that important to you to watch america's downfall. You know this america bashing is so yesterday, don't you people read your own newspapers? you all elected pro american leaders. your america hating leaders took a shit and flew away, get with the times man.
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

C. S. Lewis
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i prepare a champagne for the event.
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Hey OP...how come you didnt write the other 500 reasons?
 Quoting: THE DOOM


Why don't you just shut the fuck up and keep drinking your own bodily fluids..you pathetic piece of Australian crap.
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12/09/2007 09:08 PM
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Hey OP...how come you didnt write the other 500 reasons?
 Quoting: THE DOOM

C'mon... give the guy time!!
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Hi All American Girl... wanna hook up? Ever had some British beef before? ;-)


...hook up with your British teeth or British mad cow beef?
You come across so...sophisticated....not.
 Quoting: meroj 310532

I see you have no sense of humour. Is that yet another American failing I wonder?

I wouldn't pork you if you were the last pig in this world fatty!
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Hi All American Girl... wanna hook up? Ever had some British beef before? ;-)


...hook up with your British teeth or British mad cow beef?
You come across so...sophisticated....not.

I see you have no sense of humour. Is that yet another American failing I wonder?

I wouldn't pork you if you were the last pig in this world fatty!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 251679


So you're a Brit? Please..who would fuck a toothless, non-showering, stuck-up, piece of shit like yourself? You Brits are nothing but pathetic pussies. Why don't you go to your "flat", go into the "loo", and brush your one tooth?
Neesie

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Hey OP...how come you didnt write the other 500 reasons?

C'mon... give the guy time!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 251679



here, let me help him out, here are a few to get you started.



1)americans are redneck cowboys (and my shitty country wont let me have a gun)

2)americans think they should all have big screen tee vees and drive gas guzzling SUVs (Lucky fucks)

3)Americans are fat asses. (damn, even their food is better than ours)

4)American women are ugly and fat ( except the ones i whack off to on desperate housewives)

5)Americans are mean to black people. (Hmmm, i wonder if they will take some of these muslims. there are too many of them here)

6)America starts too many wars (glad its them and not my blood spilling for someone else)

7)Americans are arrogant ( they arent buying my bullshit posts)

8)everyone hates you americans (except for your movies, music, clothes and pizza.

9)Americans government is taking over your freedoms ( man, i hope they don't notice all of the camera's on the streets in my country)

10)America invaded a helpless country to impose their will ( my country has troops their too, maybe they wont notice.)
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

C. S. Lewis
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12/09/2007 10:04 PM
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Excuse me, but you forgot the fact that they are GREEDY!

Do a better job next time!
Neesie

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Excuse me, but you forgot the fact that they are GREEDY!

Do a better job next time!
 Quoting: JHFC 9354



11) Americans are too greedy!! (waaaa, waaaa, they are taking all of the good stuff. we should make them share)

LOL, How was that?
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

C. S. Lewis
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I could go on all day with this but we all know that you arrogant idiots deserve what you get.

I can see Financial ruin coming in 2008....but you deserve that too. DIE you stupid idiots.

Here are some reasons why you guys suck:-

1) You claim that you are the biggest and best economy in the world. yes...blah blah blah. but you have so many poor people on bad wages.....man give us a break.

2) You are arrogant, rude, and inconsiderate when you visit other countries. Apparently you are the worlds worst hated nation when it comes to holidaymakers.

3) You lie, and cheat to get where you want. Your government are the worst at this. A good example of this is the sub prime and credit crunch....they are pulling the wool over your eyes people.....don't you realize the stock market is going to crash next year (Jan / feb 2008) They are beefing up the market and lying to you (they really know whats going on) when behind the scene the financial collapse is imminent.

4) You have so many Hispanics, and ethnics that cause alot of your crime rates. This is fault because you claim your are all equal and its the land of opportunity....yeah blah blah...you guys are the biggest bigots and racists known on earth.

5) You are loud, useless and don't listen to others. Your arrogance is pure annoying. I know this might be hard to admit...but thats exactly what I mean...this is the arrogance you are talking about.

You market will crash and you will be nuked soon.....good riddance.... This cull should have been done long ago...ha ha

P.s. I will have the popcorn and soda ready when these events happen. Not long now.





Jealousy... It's such an ugly thing.


very jealous for your nazi gov. that changes/takes away the peoples rights nearly on a daily basis after bogus wars and tazes people for minimal reasons after brainwashing redneck cops and rigs elections for satanic greedy supremacy.... lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 306227







You're so jealous. Every post you make, show's just how obvious it is...

LOL!!
THE DOOM

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Re: 5 Reason Why All Americans Are Stupid Useless Idiots!!
Hey OP...how come you didnt write the other 500 reasons?


Why don't you just shut the fuck up and keep drinking your own bodily fluids..you pathetic piece of Australian crap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 337877


Jealous are we?


Diddums.
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Hi All American Girl... wanna hook up? Ever had some British beef before? ;-)


...hook up with your British teeth or British mad cow beef?
You come across so...sophisticated....not.

I see you have no sense of humour. Is that yet another American failing I wonder?

I wouldn't pork you if you were the last pig in this world fatty!


So you're a Brit? Please..who would fuck a toothless, non-showering, stuck-up, piece of shit like yourself? You Brits are nothing but pathetic pussies. Why don't you go to your "flat", go into the "loo", and brush your one tooth?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 337877

Hmmm... you sound like that psycho LS. Any relation fatty-fatty-cheap-cheap?

quality is above you. I undertand. ;-)

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