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5 Reason Why All Americans Are Stupid Useless Idiots!!

 
Neesie

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nah, the Brits are cool. I just wish some of them would stop bashing Americans. we are all related anyway.
.A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.

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Ikaika

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It's good to live in America.
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OP you mistakenly confuse the PEOPLE with the GOVERNMENT.
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1)americans are redneck cowboys (and my shitty country wont let me have a gun)

2)americans think they should all have big screen tee vees and drive gas guzzling SUVs (Lucky fucks)

3)Americans are fat asses. (damn, even their food is better than ours)

4)American women are ugly and fat ( except the ones i whack off to on desperate housewives)

5)Americans are mean to black people. (Hmmm, i wonder if they will take some of these muslims. there are too many of them here)

6)America starts too many wars (glad its them and not my blood spilling for someone else)

7)Americans are arrogant ( they arent buying my bullshit posts)

8)everyone hates you americans (except for your movies, music, clothes and pizza.

9)Americans government is taking over your freedoms ( man, i hope they don't notice all of the camera's on the streets in my country)

10)America invaded a helpless country to impose their will ( my country has troops their too, maybe they wont notice.)
 Quoting: Neesie





ha ha ha all of these are sooooo true. Yet more reasons that all these patriotic idiot should sit down and have a think about, instead of calling us lying pack of so and so's

some good points here.
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You are just mad you couldn't stay! Na nana na na you are somewhere else, ha haha ha ha I'm here in the states! You are a mean foreign guy and I am a happy American! I only mock you because you seem to need it!

Very adult! Are all Americans retarded children?!!

;-)

The United States: Land Of The Fee, Home Of The Slave.


I can't speak for all but all the US bashing on GLP has numbed my mind, all I can do is laugh! To think a person could spend a week in the States and think they know what America is all about! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! I think that even the bashers from the US would hate living anywhere else. We are unique and Happy and I will kick your ass if you try to take my country or me from my country, I am an All American Girl HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Hi All American Girl... wanna hook up? Ever had some British beef before? ;-)
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LOL Hullo Beefy Brit guy! Did you like the way I said hi? I got that from the LOTR! I have a friend here in the states that says the same type of things, Naughty men are Global hf
All American Girl aka Elfchi
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Hi All American Girl... wanna hook up? Ever had some British beef before? ;-)


...hook up with your British teeth or British mad cow beef?
You come across so...sophisticated....not.

I see you have no sense of humour. Is that yet another American failing I wonder?

I wouldn't pork you if you were the last pig in this world fatty!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 251679


You're Killin me!! LOL Please don't listen to this person or think they are me, Beefy Brit guy, I liked your wink you gave me and I am too Happy to be mean to you! Besides I love Britain! Danger Mouse, Monty Python, the Clash etc... OH My can't forget Zeppelin, Yes, Pink Floyd.Wonderful Place I think, never been there, maybe someday. Bubble and Squeak!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahah Love it!!!!!!
Matrix
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I am sorry, but you people are to blame.

You can not hide behind your big plasma TV and say : ahh, I did not elect him, so I have nothing to feel bad about.

WRONG!!!

You live in the country, you are the country.
When you lost your way, ie. when the slogan "power of the people" became just another phrase, you the people take the blame for that.

My Sun, can't you even understand your own constitution??


It is the people who are the country and the country is the people. So you can not justify a country's oppressive system by saying that you had nothing to do with it.

Take some responsibility and once and for all escape the grip that the government has on you.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 336682

iamwith Being a citizen has responsibilities, and some would trade this freedom of dong it themselves for more security where private armies do the dirty work which allows some to shirk their citizenship responsibilities contained in the Constitution. When the highest office of the land has to say a oath about protecting the Constitution, it is also for the citizenry to form state melishas and do their bit to protect their nation as well, not to leave it up to private armies who's only bottom line is the bottom line.

Those who would trade a independent freedom loving country for a dependent security driven state deserve neither freedom nor security. rant
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Peace Brother!! God Bless!!
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You're Killin me!! LOL Please don't listen to this person or think they are me, Beefy Brit guy, I liked your wink you gave me and I am too Happy to be mean to you! Besides I love Britain! Danger Mouse, Monty Python, the Clash etc... OH My can't forget Zeppelin, Yes, Pink Floyd.Wonderful Place I think, never been there, maybe someday. Bubble and Squeak!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahah Love it!!!!!!
 Quoting: All American Girl aka Elfchi 79640



your all killin me LOL.....

and yes british are very cool people....their accent is a bit funny, "ay guvvna!" but they are really cool people.

You dont see them going around showboating and stuffing down a super size bigmac meal down the fat arse throat while they wash it down with 2 litres of sugary Cheap ass soda.

america wake up to yourself.....jesus!
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You know...you keep calling Americans brainless and stupid..but TWO of your posts prove you are the stupid one. Here is a little tip for you because you are such a COMPLETE AND UTTER DUMBASS...

YOU'RE MEANS YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You fucking stupid Canadian moron.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 337401


You must be a type 3 personality.

Which 2? Perhaps you fall into the category of the many Americans who are illiterate and misunderstand 90% of what they read since their readings skills are that of a 10 year old. Never said stupid but if you want to add that to the monikers that can be used for an American sure! .. thanks I agree.
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Hey, you win, I already conceded.

It's obvious you already know everything there is to know, so there is no point in going on.

I wish I had your confidence in your vast knowledge.

Ignorance is bliss
and you must be a happy person.

Again, [link to www.youtube.com]
 Quoting: Ikaika


Never implied I know everything, thats an Americans Job.

Yeah I know not every American is as smart as they would like to be, (must be whats in the air, food, etc) especially when they lose a job to a Canadian.

As for ignorance, thanks for pointing out your own traits.
Ikaika

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Hey, you win, I already conceded.

It's obvious you already know everything there is to know, so there is no point in going on.

I wish I had your confidence in your vast knowledge.

Ignorance is bliss
and you must be a happy person.

Again, [link to www.youtube.com]


Never implied I know everything, thats an Americans Job.

Yeah I know not every American is as smart as they would like to be, (must be whats in the air, food, etc) especially when they lose a job to a Canadian.

As for ignorance, thanks for pointing out your own traits.
 Quoting: JUNiA 319584

lmaolmaolmao
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It's good to live in the States.
Ikaika

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Hey, you win, I already conceded.

It's obvious you already know everything there is to know, so there is no point in going on.

I wish I had your confidence in your vast knowledge.

Ignorance is bliss
and you must be a happy person.

Again, [link to www.youtube.com]


Never implied I know everything, thats an Americans Job.

Yeah I know not every American is as smart as they would like to be, (must be whats in the air, food, etc) especially when they lose a job to a Canadian.

As for ignorance, thanks for pointing out your own traits.
 Quoting: JUNiA 319584

No one has implied that you know anything.
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12/11/2007 04:09 AM
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comon where are all the patriots out there

post away....do it for your country

come on u damn yanks
Ikaika

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comon where are all the patriots out there

post away....do it for your country

come on u damn yanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 178857


Everyone is probably asleep.

I just got up to check the fires.

I find Junea's bigoted views humourous.

Education isn't what it used to be.
Anonymous Coward
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12/28/2007 05:54 PM
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People from all over the world do flips and twists to get into this country.

There are planes and boats leaving here every day, if living in the U.S. is so bad, you can get on one.

You should be happy you were fortunate enough to live here.

There is no reason to hate Americans.

The U.S. gov't,
Many reasons to hate there.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 204551


do you ever wonder WHY there are lanes and boats leaving america every day ??

no one likes it there

not even all you people who say you love it

would do ANYTHING to get away from it and live somewhere good,

like england. =]
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Are you serious?

First of all, you are everything that is wrong with the world. You call Americans bigots and idiots, but look at what you're doing right now! You're trying to make every American sound alike! Yes, there are some idiotic Americans, just like there are drunk, abusive irish folk, stuck up arrogant french, jackass canadiens, etc etc etc.

Glad to see your opinions matter. If someone actually believed what you said, and it was true in any standard, you wouldn't be stuck posting your little bitch fest over some internet blog. Enjoy your mom's basement for the rest of your life, because no one is going to believe any of your bullshit.

America does have some problems, but you have no right to say we should be "nuked". You don't like the way one country is running itself, and how people that you don't even met aren't living the life that YOU think is appropriate so you want them all do die? I think someone else tried that theory once, Hitler. Didn't work out too well for him did it? You're a sick, sick person. You dont like the way some of us live? Fucking deal with it. Live your own life, do what YOU want to do with yourself and quiet wasting your breath bitching about shit that you know absolutely nothing about.

When you turn 13, all of this will eventually make sense to you and you'll understand that people live different lives and to let other do as they may. But until then, focus on something productive. Build a birdhouse, fix an old car, start a charity, donate some old clothes to the needy... do something positive with your hateful life rather than try your hardest to make thousands of people feel bad.
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Did Paris Hilton find her BFF?
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blah blah blah my tribe (nation) is better than your tribe

what a waste of time....

i'm a human first....american second
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isn't it great how far the internet has come. i mean americans can sit right in the comfort of their home on an internet forum and quickly hear from the rest of the world how much we suck and created every ill that plagues them......


on a technology we spent millions of dollars to develop and distribute to the rest of the world. kind of ironic lol....
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"Kellie Pickler - Is Europe a Country?"

Check this stupid american bitch...
[link to www.youtube.com]
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This guy was right about economy going to crash. Applau for op.
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To OP First of all I am an American by birth. I didn't really have a choice in the matter - I was just born an American - just as you were born what ever nationality you are. But that being said, I beleive that having lived with the morals and culture of America has been of great benefit to me. I have traveled the world and have met many people, young and old from many countries. The majority I would choose as friends but there are a few that I didn't care for. I am sure the same could be said about any country and any people of any nation. Why does the world not like Americans? Is it the stereotypical reasons you state. I think not. It is due to America's policies that are determined by our governemnt that are despised. And what can the average American do to change those policies? Nada and zip. I suggest that it is not the average American you are so angry at. It is the fact that the average American has lost the ability to control our government and have them answerable to us. You must resent that the last true light and hope of freedom - America - is fading and you are afraid of what might surface when America's goodness (its people) is no longer able to right the injustices in the world.
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We convinced the rest of the world to bankroll our lavish lifestyle. So who are the fools?
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I could go on all day with this but we all know that you arrogant idiots deserve what you get.

I can see Financial ruin coming in 2008....but you deserve that too. DIE you stupid idiots.

Here are some reasons why you guys suck:-

1) You claim that you are the biggest and best economy in the world. yes...blah blah blah. but you have so many poor people on bad wages.....man give us a break.

2) You are arrogant, rude, and inconsiderate when you visit other countries. Apparently you are the worlds worst hated nation when it comes to holidaymakers.

3) You lie, and cheat to get where you want. Your government are the worst at this. A good example of this is the sub prime and credit crunch....they are pulling the wool over your eyes people.....don't you realize the stock market is going to crash next year (Jan / feb 2008) They are beefing up the market and lying to you (they really know whats going on) when behind the scene the financial collapse is imminent.

4) You have so many Hispanics, and ethnics that cause alot of your crime rates. This is fault because you claim your are all equal and its the land of opportunity....yeah blah blah...you guys are the biggest bigots and racists known on earth.

5) You are loud, useless and don't listen to others. Your arrogance is pure annoying. I know this might be hard to admit...but thats exactly what I mean...this is the arrogance you are talking about.

You market will crash and you will be nuked soon.....good riddance.... This cull should have been done long ago...ha ha

P.s. I will have the popcorn and soda ready when these events happen. Not long now.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 178857




1) do you own a television
2) do you use a telephone
3) do you fly in airplanes
4)do you drive a car
5) do you use a computer
6) does the light come on when you flip the switch


all compliments of Americans


SO STFU
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bump
Winningjob

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OP I wonder why it is that you can't let go of your insecurity and why you put up such walls to keep others from knowing you and loving you?
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um...this post is a year old. lol.
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Hey, you win, I already conceded.

It's obvious you already know everything there is to know, so there is no point in going on.

I wish I had your confidence in your vast knowledge.

Ignorance is bliss
and you must be a happy person.

Again, [link to www.youtube.com]


Never implied I know everything, thats an Americans Job.

Yeah I know not every American is as smart as they would like to be, (must be whats in the air, food, etc) especially when they lose a job to a Canadian.

As for ignorance, thanks for pointing out your own traits.

No one has implied that you know anything.
 Quoting: Ikaika


I appreciate excellence wherever I see it and that, sir, was a five-star, first-class, award winning insult!!
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The OP used the term "holidaymakers" not "vacationers" as would be the norm in the US. The phrase "Holidaymakers" is probably either Dutch or English (UK) but it is NOT typical of American English nor of someone in France, Germany, or Italy speaking English as a 2nd or 3rd language.

My guess is this is a younger man who ventured here from either The Netherlands or The UK and was shocked when he ran into some of the idiot trailer trash in "middle America" who can't even imagine that there is a world outside of their own little hellish corner with it's own provincial values. Anything different that they are is quickly labeled "evil" or "bad" and they fear it. These are people who have never traveled outside their own state, and out of the country is unimaginable for them. But then so is a college education: most of these people didn't finish High School and most of them are lucky to be making $8/hr at Burger king or McDonalds - yet these idiots are allowed and even encouraged to vote! Oh well.

If indeed you cam here and ran into that - we're sorry. Only the middle states and parts of the south are like that. The rest of the country is pretty decent and much more welcoming of strangers than are those areas.

You have to remember that in the US we have no common ground. No religion, no ethnicity, no shared experience in a joint homeland. We're from everywhere imaginable. Some are rich, some are poor. Many came here and became wealthy thru their own efforts. Others lost everything in coming here but gained their freedom.

We're a hodge podge if ever there was one. A mix of unlike articles of humanity. Yet when the chips are down, we help each other. We will go to the neighbor we don't know and help them save their home from a fire or a storm or a flood. We'll risk out own lives to help save others - and have done so repeated down thru our history. We look at the plack dedicating the statue of liberty to the people of the US and we see it begins with ".... give me your tired, your afraid, your frightened huddled masses" and you know what? We got them and we took them in over generations and we changed those frightened huddled masses into the richest most powerful nation on earth.

Many of us are stupid, and rude, and arrogant. It's true. We think our way is the best or the only way (wrong on both counts of course - but some of us will not learn even from experience.) We are a LONG way from perfect. Our legal system stinks, our tax collection system is a joke, our criminal laws are contradictory and confusing. And we have six hundred million people as citizens of our country occupying a landmass that makes up almost 10% of the world! Our land is HUGE in terms of square miles alone. We cover four time zones in our mainland and two more for Alaska and Hawwai. There are places in this country that you can get in a car and drive straight north or straight west or east and NEVER leave the same state for over three solid days of driving! (Yes, Texas is that big and Alaska is bigger by far!)

We have a great highway system but lousy rail systems. We have beautiful airports in every major city but poor train stations in many of them and no train stations in most of them! Our cheapest land can cost as little as $20/per acre. Our most expensive can cost up to $100,000 per square foot!

You can rent an apartment in NYC for $20,000 per month or you can buy a house in some places in America for that same $20000. We have the best of the rich and the poor. We have art, entertainment, and music. Our movies and Hollywood provide the worlds standard for entertainment. Even our cartoons become hits sometimes!

The Personal Computer was invented here in a garage by Steven Jobs and Steven Wozinak in the late 70's. Today their company has grown into Apple. Bill Gates developed an alternative operating system that grew into Windows and Microsoft. Both are here in our Pacific Northwest. And both make more money than many small countries do!

California - our "Golden State" has an economy that if it were not part of the USA, but were a separate country - would be the 7th largest economy in the world! Bigger than France but not quite as productive as Germany!!

Our cellphone service stinks here compared to Europe. But you don't need as many cell towers to cover the vast expanse of land as we do. It's taken us along time to even approach 40% coverage of our nation. But we're getting there.

We are rich, poor, educated, and not. We do surgery, build computers and dig ditches for a living. We vacation in France on the Rivera or in New York City or Paris. Or we go to grandma's house in upstate NY for Christmas in the snow. Or we stay home and don't vacation at all because we cannot afford to.

We are an amazing bunch of people who have NOT A DAMNED thing in common and who, most of the time, don't like each other very much. But when the chips are down, and push comes to shove - we are Americans and we will fight to the death for our right to exist - messy democracy and failed experiment in humanity that we are. Don't judge us too harshly. We've only been a country for a little over 200 years. We don't have it down completely yet, either. We're still working on it. If some of our people were rude to you, we are sorry. They're rude to us, too if that makes you feel any better. But if you'd only seen the inside of a cheap trailer and had no clothes to wear to school (so you didn't go) most of your life - maybe you'd be rude to outsiders too. Maybe you'd feel like they were staring at you or making fun of your poverty. I don't know. But not all of us are like that - as you found out.Most of us are decent loving kind people. Mistakes? Oh we've made huge ones. The biggest lately was Bush for two terms. How do we apologize to the world for that one? He's destroyed much in eight years and it may tke us eight years to undo it. Germany had their Hitler. We had Bush. At least he didn't manage to start a complete world war = although he tried.

We are now voting much more carefully these days. Our next president should be very different. We hope so, anyway. In closing - come see us again when you're a little more mature and you have a better understanding of what makes human beings tick, too. None of us are all good nor all bad. But it takes a lot of living to finally figure that out for most of us!

/s/

One crazy screwed up, neurotic, sometimes apologetic American who's still proud to be one even if it only lasts another three weeks or so!

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