The ULTIMATE SATNAV DEVICE!! ITS FOOLPROOF.

The ULTIMATE SATNAV DEVICE!!

I have a little satnav
It sits there in my car
A satnav is a drivers friend
It tells you where you are.

It gives me full instructions
On exactly how to drive
"It's 60 k per hour"
"You are doing 65"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never safe to try to overtake.

It tells me when a light is red
And tells me when its green
And seems to know instictively
Just when to intervene.

It lists the vehichles just in front
It lists those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

Im sure no other driver has so helpful a device
For when I park and lock the car
It still gives me advice.

It fills me up with counselling
Each journeys pretty frought
So why dont I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house
Makes sure im properly fed
It also washe me shirts and things
And keeps me warm in bed.

I have a little satnav
Iv'e had it all my life
It does more than normals ones
My satnav is my wife.