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Addicted to life? Get a GLP

 
Blooming Haha
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12/11/2007 08:02 AM
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Addicted to life? Get a GLP
The cheek of them life-addicts to call you an addict!! What is life if not just another addiction...in fact a very inferior addiction with looong, looooong periods of boring monotany and endless struggle with litte rewards to compensate for the efforts spent to live life.

They, the billions of bots, who are addicted to the virtual reality program called LifeTM know nothing better and keep coming back after every failure to complete their levels much like a video game addicts spends countless hours trying to complete progressive levels of the game.

LifeTM is one of the countless virtual reality games that the multiverse offers to its occupants, but a very inferior software which allowed it to be hacked and controlled by a few entities who mastered its source code and who get their kicks by taking over the minds & spirits of all the players of this game.

The bots addicted to LifeTM have lost their minds and souls to the game to such an extent that they defend it vehemently despite tons and tons of evidence that the game is basically unjust, unfair and biased heavily in favor of a few elites. These mind-controlled bots even justify all kinds of sufferings, violence, pervertions and lies as educational tools for their spirits.

But fortunately, for those who see the reality of this perverted game, there are ways out. Godlike ProductionsTM is one such sub-routine module devised by the few enlightened occupants of LifeTM to help the weary addicts of LifeTM in deaddicting themselves out of it.

GLP as it this module is popularly called is one of the foremost life-deaddiction clinic and though rumored to be controlled and monitored by one of the foremost brainwashing agency of the controllers, it nevertheless provides its members with vast variety of options to free themselves of the inferior temptations offered by life program.

All of you life-addicts, stop wasting time on living life.

Get a GLP!

5a
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12/11/2007 09:25 AM
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Re: Addicted to life? Get a GLP
WHAT???
kalamity kool

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12/11/2007 09:34 AM
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Re: Addicted to life? Get a GLP
ROBOTdance



ROFL! That's it! You've convinced me, I'm never coming out of my room again!
marah-basam

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12/11/2007 12:58 PM
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Re: Addicted to life? Get a GLP
well said.
the "emperors" have no clothes!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/11/2007 02:48 PM
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Re: Addicted to life? Get a GLP
bump for more rofl's
Razrin

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12/11/2007 02:55 PM
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Re: Addicted to life? Get a GLP
The cheek of them life-addicts to call you an addict!! What is life if not just another addiction...in fact a very inferior addiction with looong, looooong periods of boring monotany and endless struggle with litte rewards to compensate for the efforts spent to live life.

They, the billions of bots, who are addicted to the virtual reality program called LifeTM know nothing better and keep coming back after every failure to complete their levels much like a video game addicts spends countless hours trying to complete progressive levels of the game.

LifeTM is one of the countless virtual reality games that the multiverse offers to its occupants, but a very inferior software which allowed it to be hacked and controlled by a few entities who mastered its source code and who get their kicks by taking over the minds & spirits of all the players of this game.

The bots addicted to LifeTM have lost their minds and souls to the game to such an extent that they defend it vehemently despite tons and tons of evidence that the game is basically unjust, unfair and biased heavily in favor of a few elites. These mind-controlled bots even justify all kinds of sufferings, violence, pervertions and lies as educational tools for their spirits.

But fortunately, for those who see the reality of this perverted game, there are ways out. Godlike ProductionsTM is one such sub-routine module devised by the few enlightened occupants of LifeTM to help the weary addicts of LifeTM in deaddicting themselves out of it.

GLP as it this module is popularly called is one of the foremost life-deaddiction clinic and though rumored to be controlled and monitored by one of the foremost brainwashing agency of the controllers, it nevertheless provides its members with vast variety of options to free themselves of the inferior temptations offered by life program.

All of you life-addicts, stop wasting time on living life.

Get a GLP!

5a
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HAHA

You're too smart to be playing this game.
Reality is felt through the heart. Human and intellectual retardation rule & govern all.
Razrin

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12/11/2007 02:56 PM
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You're a coder aren't you?
Reality is felt through the heart. Human and intellectual retardation rule & govern all.
Razrin

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12/11/2007 03:01 PM
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Re: Addicted to life? Get a GLP
well said.
 Quoting: marah-basam


Hey, I like your quote, it's interesting..

it doesn't matter what "they" try to do anymore to keep their broke down matrix program running, there's been a fatal exception and their screens are freezing one by one. the countdown has begun on their imploding mainframe, very soon "they" will be totally knocked offline. ave' maria and vaya con Dios!
 Quoting: Marah-Basam

Reality is felt through the heart. Human and intellectual retardation rule & govern all.
OP (OP)
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12/11/2007 03:06 PM
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Re: Addicted to life? Get a GLP
You're a coder aren't you?
 Quoting: Razrin


nah..but I can think like one (but most of the coders I know don't think like the way they should be thinking)
kalamity kool

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12/11/2007 05:54 PM
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Re: Addicted to life? Get a GLP
bump
Thanatos

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12/11/2007 06:01 PM
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I'm ahead of the curve.
Rarrgh!
Razrin

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12/11/2007 06:28 PM
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Re: Addicted to life? Get a GLP
You're a coder aren't you?


nah..but I can think like one (but most of the coders I know don't think like the way they should be thinking)
 Quoting: OP 74048



I agree... You actually articulated your thoughts into syllables, most coders i've known don't have that kind of luxury.
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