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Jesus Christ was born on September 11th, 3 BC between 6:18 pm and 7:39 pm.

 
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The real birth date of the Master

Although millions of people celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ all over the world, not one of them can tell you for certain when He was born. I can tell you that Jesus was not born on December 25th. It was in the third century when the Roman Emperor Aurelan proclaimed the winter solstice, December 25th, as a feast day dedicated to the Roman sun god, Sol. With the advent of the winter solstice, each day thereafter becomes increasingly longer. Aurelan decreed that followers of Christ would be "allowed" to celebrate on December 25th because it was convenient to share the Lords birthday with the Roman celebration of their sun god. So this date was determined by the Romans, not the Bible. In fact, the Bible gives no exact date as to when the Lord was born. But it DOES leave us some incredible clues.

There was no snow, or shepards in the snow. In fact, I don't believe there was a "super nova". I know these are pretty bold statements to make, but I can back them up, due to an incredible book written by Victor Paul Wierwille entitled, "Jesus Christ - Our Promised Seed" (thanks to my pal Diane Brown for lending me this book and "The Message of the Stars" which reinforced these conclusions). I will use some of the information from that book and several others to prove my point.

To understand the circumstances concerning the birth of our Lord, we must first understand a little about astronomy - and a little about astrology. The ancients were master astronomers and kept careful records regarding the motions of the stars. At the time of His birth, it must be understood that the ancients did not differentiate between a star or planet - they were considered to be one and the same. We must also remember that stars do not "move" individually but rather they are fixed in relation to each other. So a "super nova" or "star" for the Magi to follow against the celestial background of fixed stars is pretty much out of the question.

So if not a star, what celestial object did the Magi follow? Let me suggest something that DOES move against the back drop of the stars...

a planet.

Planets (and the moon) do move against the back drop of the stars, hence the name, which when translated from the original Greek means,"wandering stars". Keep this in mind as we look at the birth of Jesus. I point this out because the Magi, or three "wise men" followed a "star" from Jerusalem to Bethlahem, where it came to "rest" above a small section of the city, were following a moving "object".

Having established this, let me now suggest the planet. When we think of the Solar System, one of the questions that comes to everyones mind is "which planet is largest"? Well without any doubt, the answer to that question is Jupiter. Jupiter is known as the "king" of planets. It is also extremely bright in the sky, second only to Venus. Interestingly enough, the planet Jupiter was caught up in a special alignment in the constellation of Virgo around 3 BC.

That it may have been a planet instead of a star that the Magi were following does not make this event any less significant. In fact, it brings more meaning to the birth of our Lord. Isn't it fitting that Jupiter, the magnificent king of the planets should herald the birth of the King of Kings? More so than a random star exploding in the night light years away.


A "Revelation"

Revelation 12:1-5

"And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:

And she being with child cried, travailing in birth and pained to be delivered.

And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.

And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born. And she brought forth a man child, who as to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God and to His throne".

When applying Astronomy to this passage, it takes on a new meaning. In the first verse, the translation of the word "wonder" in the original Greek refers to a "sign" - but one of the references to this word refers to the Zodiac - a Zodiacal "sign"...and this sign is obviously the "sign" of a woman. There is only one constellation of the Zodiac that represents a woman - the constellation Virgo, the virgin -.(this obviously being a symbolic"nod" to Mary, the holy mother)

It also mentions the woman was "clothed with the sun and the moon under her feet". The Sun as it appears to travel through the ecliptic (the path the Sun moves across the sky over the course of a year as it passes through the twelve constellations of the Zodiac) enters into the "mid body" of the constellation of Virgo - "clothing her with the sun" for a twenty day period during any given year. There is a very important event being described here - in the year 3 BC the sun was in this position from August 27th through September 15th.

We are then told that the woman also had the "moon under her feet". In 3 BC this configuration occurred on one day and one day only - September 11th, between sunset and moon set. On September 11th, sunset occured at 6:18pm, and moon set occured at 7:39pm. To tie this all together, the planet Jupiter was traveling against the back drop of stars to the east, and reached its highest point in the sky in this time frame.

As the Magi left Jerusalem, they saw Jupiter go before them. Traveling south towards Bethlahem, Jupiter in its nightly path would have "went before them, till it came and stood". Being excellent Astronomers, the Magi knew Jupiter would progress slowly toward this point over the town of Bethlahem as it reached its highest point in the sky at the meridian in the constellation of Virgo. As they approached Bethlahem, Jupiter finally "stood over" where the child was born. Based on this hypothesis, Jesus Christ was born on September 11th, 3 BC between 6:18 pm and 7:39 pm.

The great red dragon is of course, Lucifer - whose failed attempt to destroy the Master is thwarted at its onset - as the last passage indicates a future for our Lord ruling the nations with a rod of iron from the throne of God.

Read more here (graphics included):

[link to www.garone.net]
 Quoting: tommy777

Partly correct...

Jesus Christ was certainly not born in December and the September time-frame is highly likely. I believe that Christ was born on September 11 and that is why it is such a significant date to the NWO (i.e. satan's minions).


However, I want to point out that the magi did not follow Jupiter or any other planet or star to Jesus...

it was, in fact, a UFO that led them.

Like it or not, angels are created beings, just like us, and they are the beings in UFO's.

Good angels do God's work; such as shining over the birth of Jesus Christ and leading Moses to the promised land as a pillar of smoke during the day and a pillar of fire during the night.

Bad angels are the ones behind the UFO phenomenon and will be part of the end time deception.

The Bible is filled with stories of UFOs and the angels that inhabit them.
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I call him Immanuel too, that's his name, according to Isaiah. After I heard some friends refer to him by that name it just kind of stuck to my spirit. I don't get the whole Jesus thing, it doesn't sit well with me at all. Immanuel, I believe, is the name we should be using.

However, I'd like to state that it really doesn't matter what we call him with our mouths, it's what we call him with our hearts, and our hearts should confess Him as our King.

As for the birthdate, yes I believe this date of September 11, 3 B.C. is accurate. I came across this information a few years ago and it sits well with me so far. Revelation pretty much gives us the date of his birth. The Bush family seems to have pertinent information they are not sharing with the world regarding this date of 9/11. I believe the Freemasons had this information and know the understanding of it, it seems to be a pretty important date.
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And as the other person stated, the Conception of Jesus would have been around December 25, -4B.C. which is what the Catholic Church (Vatican) goes by.

So what? The date December 25th was the date agreed upon.
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do some more research
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Interesting post.
FYI, the Mayan calendar marked the new world(this one)as starting Aug. 11th
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Read more here (graphics included):

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The real birth date of the Master

Although millions of people celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ all over the world, not one of them can tell you for certain when He was born. I can tell you that Jesus was not born on December 25th. It was in the third century when the Roman Emperor Aurelan proclaimed the winter solstice, December 25th, as a feast day dedicated to the Roman sun god, Sol. With the advent of the winter solstice, each day thereafter becomes increasingly longer. Aurelan decreed that followers of Christ would be "allowed" to celebrate on December 25th because it was convenient to share the Lords birthday with the Roman celebration of their sun god. So this date was determined by the Romans, not the Bible. In fact, the Bible gives no exact date as to when the Lord was born. But it DOES leave us some incredible clues.

There was no snow, or shepards in the snow. In fact, I don't believe there was a "super nova". I know these are pretty bold statements to make, but I can back them up, due to an incredible book written by Victor Paul Wierwille entitled, "Jesus Christ - Our Promised Seed" (thanks to my pal Diane Brown for lending me this book and "The Message of the Stars" which reinforced these conclusions). I will use some of the information from that book and several others to prove my point.

To understand the circumstances concerning the birth of our Lord, we must first understand a little about astronomy - and a little about astrology. The ancients were master astronomers and kept careful records regarding the motions of the stars. At the time of His birth, it must be understood that the ancients did not differentiate between a star or planet - they were considered to be one and the same. We must also remember that stars do not "move" individually but rather they are fixed in relation to each other. So a "super nova" or "star" for the Magi to follow against the celestial background of fixed stars is pretty much out of the question.

So if not a star, what celestial object did the Magi follow? Let me suggest something that DOES move against the back drop of the stars...

a planet.

Planets (and the moon) do move against the back drop of the stars, hence the name, which when translated from the original Greek means,"wandering stars". Keep this in mind as we look at the birth of Jesus. I point this out because the Magi, or three "wise men" followed a "star" from Jerusalem to Bethlahem, where it came to "rest" above a small section of the city, were following a moving "object".

Having established this, let me now suggest the planet. When we think of the Solar System, one of the questions that comes to everyones mind is "which planet is largest"? Well without any doubt, the answer to that question is Jupiter. Jupiter is known as the "king" of planets. It is also extremely bright in the sky, second only to Venus. Interestingly enough, the planet Jupiter was caught up in a special alignment in the constellation of Virgo around 3 BC.

That it may have been a planet instead of a star that the Magi were following does not make this event any less significant. In fact, it brings more meaning to the birth of our Lord. Isn't it fitting that Jupiter, the magnificent king of the planets should herald the birth of the King of Kings? More so than a random star exploding in the night light years away.


A "Revelation"

Revelation 12:1-5

"And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun, and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:

And she being with child cried, travailing in birth and pained to be delivered.

And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.

And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth: and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born. And she brought forth a man child, who as to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God and to His throne".

When applying Astronomy to this passage, it takes on a new meaning. In the first verse, the translation of the word "wonder" in the original Greek refers to a "sign" - but one of the references to this word refers to the Zodiac - a Zodiacal "sign"...and this sign is obviously the "sign" of a woman. There is only one constellation of the Zodiac that represents a woman - the constellation Virgo, the virgin -.(this obviously being a symbolic"nod" to Mary, the holy mother)

It also mentions the woman was "clothed with the sun and the moon under her feet". The Sun as it appears to travel through the ecliptic (the path the Sun moves across the sky over the course of a year as it passes through the twelve constellations of the Zodiac) enters into the "mid body" of the constellation of Virgo - "clothing her with the sun" for a twenty day period during any given year. There is a very important event being described here - in the year 3 BC the sun was in this position from August 27th through September 15th.

We are then told that the woman also had the "moon under her feet". In 3 BC this configuration occurred on one day and one day only - September 11th, between sunset and moon set. On September 11th, sunset occured at 6:18pm, and moon set occured at 7:39pm. To tie this all together, the planet Jupiter was traveling against the back drop of stars to the east, and reached its highest point in the sky in this time frame.

As the Magi left Jerusalem, they saw Jupiter go before them. Traveling south towards Bethlahem, Jupiter in its nightly path would have "went before them, till it came and stood". Being excellent Astronomers, the Magi knew Jupiter would progress slowly toward this point over the town of Bethlahem as it reached its highest point in the sky at the meridian in the constellation of Virgo. As they approached Bethlahem, Jupiter finally "stood over" where the child was born. Based on this hypothesis, Jesus Christ was born on September 11th, 3 BC between 6:18 pm and 7:39 pm.

The great red dragon is of course, Lucifer - whose failed attempt to destroy the Master is thwarted at its onset - as the last passage indicates a future for our Lord ruling the nations with a rod of iron from the throne of God.

Read more here (graphics included):

[link to www.garone.net]
 Quoting: tommy777


Never ending false counts. First: The Star of Kings appears
once per approx. 20,3 Y. It is conjunction of Jupiter & Saturn. It is the Gate. But not the birthday. It is the condition. Heavenly birthday is followed by the Earthly one after 1260 days and before the mother starts to be pregnant, there must be solar & lunar eclipse. She is able to recognize it only after full moon. Are U able to compute new data ?
I wonder.

4wunLtd.
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do you really beieve what you just said or did a fading book or worldly professor tell you that. Jesus was already proven in every area of His ministry but if you've never read the facts you would not know. Give yourself a chance at life my friend. Try to believe.

OK, sure he was,

Would that be the Jesus H. Christ who was substituted for the Roman soldier who married Mary, the whore?

Or would that be the Christ invented personage of the Roman Banking family of Piso?

Or would that be the Jesus that was derived from previous mythology such as that of the Druid Hesus?

Or I could go on, and on and on.....
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I wonder if the conspiracy of 9-11 had anything to do with the "birth of the NWO"?; to correspond with the true birth of Jesus Christ?
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I wonder if the conspiracy of 9-11 had anything to do with the "birth of the NWO"?; to correspond with the true birth of Jesus Christ?
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It most certainly did!
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What is most important to understand is that Jesus Christ was born about 2000 years ago. He was crucified, died and was buried. On the third day he rose again. Anyone who believes [an act of love and faith in the eyes of God] is granted Eternal Life.
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I wonder if the conspiracy of 9-11 had anything to do with the "birth of the NWO"?; to correspond with the true birth of Jesus Christ?


It most certainly did!
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Faith in Jesus will protect in in the trouble to come.
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That didn't work 2000 years ago when the christers were slaughtered. It's a meme - there is no "savior" - end of story. This crap should have happened 2000 years ago - and it was an epic failure.
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kinda funny you believe part 1 of zietgiest
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Herod the Great died in 4 BCE so he was dead when Jesus was born? Didn't he try to kill Jesus?

Thank you! Bible wrong again!
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Do you mean Emanuel? jesus is a made up name for the savior, Emanuel is what the savior is called.
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Those names refer to different aspects. Yeshuah means "salvation" in Hebrew.
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Victor Paul Wierwille. Founder of the cult "The Way International"
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OK, sure he was,

Would that be the Jesus H. Christ who was substituted for the Roman soldier who married Mary, the whore?

Or would that be the Christ invented personage of the Roman Banking family of Piso?

Or would that be the Jesus that was derived from previous mythology such as that of the Druid Hesus?

Or I could go on, and on and on.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 341523


Please do.

Want you to dig a hole so deep you can't climb out.

People are out of work out here.

Need the shovel ready job.
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Link for Emanuel please?
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Check out the Phoenix Journal "And They Called His Name Immanuel"...........He says His birthday was in Aug.
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Would that be the Jesus H. Christ who was substituted for the Roman soldier who married Mary, the whore?
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They were NEVER married to each other.......they were only close friends! Immanuel married later in upper India......and NOT to Marry!
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Shoot...one day I was minding my own business driving down a side street through central NC...when right in front of a Greek Orthadox Church was a man...all barefoot, wearing a white linen cloth, a white wool blanket tied over his shoulder draping down to his waist, then tied with a rope sash...his hair was past shoulder length kinda dish water blonde, and he was carrying a book...as he walked along I noticed he was looking around..so I turned around, twice, pulled up beside him, and asked what was up...his ice blue eyes twinkled and he said.."oh I was just waiting for someone to notice"...so I asked him if he needed a ride..he did, to a phone he said..so I drove him down the street..couldn't help but notice he was very clean..so I struck up a converstion with him when he asked me what I'd been doing lately...

His feet were not dirty, his clothing was not dirty on the bottom, his nails were perfect, his skin was perfect, in fact I began to think I'd picked up an angel...
so he made his call, and I asked him where he lived..he said in the woods...so I said where do you eat..he said when I can..I asked him what was his name, he said "what's your name"..so I repeated the question, and he repeated his answer..so "What's Your Name" was his name...

Well..then I decided to feed him a subway sandwich, and we went there, he ordered veggie, and a water...so all the time we were eating he noticed, I noticed, how clean he was...so I couldn't resist..I said how long you been doing this? He said 17 years...that he'd been thrown out of Jerusalem , South America, 48 states, and half of Europe...laughing, I said, so speak some Spanish for me..and he proceeded to speak perfect Spanish...so I went down through some languages right off the top of my head, and he never hesitated...so finally I said..so what's next?

He looked a long time out the window, turned those ice blue eyes on me, and said..Raleigh, NC...so, after the meal, I let him out..and he walked away with my address in his book in case he needed a place to sleep...so about five minutes later, I thought I should drive him to Raleigh...turned around..and looked for him..no he didn't disappear, he was back in front of the Greek church...six miles down the road..how did he get there so fast walking, and oh did I mention he had NO MONEY, not even a change purse....so I asked him..he leaned through the window of the car, and smiled at me..and said "you are one persistent lady..now give me a chance to do my work okay...laughing"...and so I drove away..who was he?...
well he sure wasn't Jesus Christ...how do I know?..
I asked him, and he said...I'm What's Your Name...

"a true story"
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Shoot...one day I was minding my own business driving down a side street through central NC...when right in front of a Greek Orthadox Church was a man...all barefoot, wearing a white linen cloth, a white wool blanket tied over his shoulder draping down to his waist, then tied with a rope sash...his hair was past shoulder length kinda dish water blonde, and he was carrying a book...as he walked along I noticed he was looking around..so I turned around, twice, pulled up beside him, and asked what was up...his ice blue eyes twinkled and he said.."oh I was just waiting for someone to notice"...so I asked him if he needed a ride..he did, to a phone he said..so I drove him down the street..couldn't help but notice he was very clean..so I struck up a converstion with him when he asked me what I'd been doing lately...

His feet were not dirty, his clothing was not dirty on the bottom, his nails were perfect, his skin was perfect, in fact I began to think I'd picked up an angel...
so he made his call, and I asked him where he lived..he said in the woods...so I said where do you eat..he said when I can..I asked him what was his name, he said "what's your name"..so I repeated the question, and he repeated his answer..so "What's Your Name" was his name...

Well..then I decided to feed him a subway sandwich, and we went there, he ordered veggie, and a water...so all the time we were eating he noticed, I noticed, how clean he was...so I couldn't resist..I said how long you been doing this? He said 17 years...that he'd been thrown out of Jerusalem , South America, 48 states, and half of Europe...laughing, I said, so speak some Spanish for me..and he proceeded to speak perfect Spanish...so I went down through some languages right off the top of my head, and he never hesitated...so finally I said..so what's next?

He looked a long time out the window, turned those ice blue eyes on me, and said..Raleigh, NC...so, after the meal, I let him out..and he walked away with my address in his book in case he needed a place to sleep...so about five minutes later, I thought I should drive him to Raleigh...turned around..and looked for him..no he didn't disappear, he was back in front of the Greek church...six miles down the road..how did he get there so fast walking, and oh did I mention he had NO MONEY, not even a change purse....so I asked him..he leaned through the window of the car, and smiled at me..and said "you are one persistent lady..now give me a chance to do my work okay...laughing"...and so I drove away..who was he?...
well he sure wasn't Jesus Christ...how do I know?..
I asked him, and he said...I'm What's Your Name...

"a true story"
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That's bizarre! Role playing at a whole new level.....lol

Maybe he was one of the 'Three Nephites'?
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Jesus was probably conceived on or around Dec. 25. He is the Light of the world. So, it is ok to remember Him on this day.
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Try Tishrei 15!
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September = virgo = virgin, (born of the virgin) anyone paying any attention?

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so now we know more about the birth time and place of jesus then we do obama lol
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Re: Jesus Christ was born on September 11th, 3 BC between 6:18 pm and 7:39 pm.
Try Tishrei 15!
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Re: Jesus Christ was born on September 11th, 3 BC between 6:18 pm and 7:39 pm.
I'm 17 and I know the truth that Jesus Christ was born on September 11, 3 B.C. It makes SO MUCH SENSE!!!