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People who eat Ranch Dressing

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/03/2008 02:46 AM
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People who eat Ranch Dressing
shitstream shitstream
What is up with that shit?

What is that shit anyway?

It looks like a bunch of chemicals on the ingredients.

Every see people who eat this crap? They put it on everything they eat...


It is the most disgusting shit I have ever put into my mouth!

Pure American Shit!

stir dribble
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01/03/2008 02:52 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
1.5 oz pouch Ingredients: water, ranch seasonings & spices (modified food starch, buttermilk, sugar, salt, sour cream [cream, nonfat milk, cultures], monosodium glutamate, cultured nonfat milk, garlic, onion, less than 2% of spice, green onion, maltodextrin, monoglycerides, lecithin, xanthan gum, disodium phosphate, calcium disodium edta added to protect flavor), corn syrup, maltodextrin, contains less than 2% of natural and artificial flavors, sugar, distilled vinegar, phosphoric acid, titanium dioxide (artificial color), potassium sorbate and sodium benzoate (as preservatives), lactic acid, xanthan gum, garlic puree, onion puree, soybean oil
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01/03/2008 02:57 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
Ive seen it to. fucking gross. ranch had the taste of sour milk and non-spicy black pepper, if that makes sense.
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01/03/2008 03:09 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
ranch is so fucking good. i could drink it.
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01/03/2008 03:30 AM
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shitstream shitstream
What is up with that shit?

What is that shit anyway?

It looks like a bunch of chemicals on the ingredients.

Every see people who eat this crap? They put it on everything they eat...


It is the most disgusting shit I have ever put into my mouth!

Pure American Shit!

stir dribble
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 345806

Great on salads and raw veggies.
etherealgirl

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01/03/2008 03:32 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
broccoli


My daughter and son love the stuff. They put it on fries and pizza. And wings. I prefer Bleu cheese myself!
"I'm eschewing all men, cigarettes and carbohydrates".~Bridget Jones


I don't care if you lick windows,take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself...you hang in there sunshine, you're special.
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01/03/2008 03:33 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
OP grow a set and line up the shot glasses.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/03/2008 03:49 AM
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OP grow a set and line up the shot glasses.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 347456

Thats soooooooooooooooooooooooo nasty I wanna puke!

Yeah whats up with that, (the women and her kids) Why do people especially kids and 20 something girls pour that shit on their foods...its insane

I wanna gack
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01/03/2008 03:55 AM
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Oh man! Bake some rolls and get a little bowl of ranch. It beats the shit out of butter <strike>any</strike> every day of the week.
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01/03/2008 04:05 AM
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OP grow a set and line up the shot glasses.
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Yeah don't be a bitch op.

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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
Come hither kids, I have a nice large bowl of titanium dioxide, High Fructose Corn Syrup and MSG. Yummy, Pour it on everything, it's so, So American! Yeah thats it!

"Ranch Dressing" Straight out of the labs of the Monsanto Corp!!!!
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01/03/2008 04:36 AM
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ranch is so fucking good. i could drink it.
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01/03/2008 04:37 AM
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haemovore/jew/reptilian/autistic/indigo/mentally brain-fucked genetic crossbreed children love the stuff
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01/03/2008 04:38 AM
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o.p. where are you from?
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o.p. where are you from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 327736

EARTH
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01/03/2008 04:43 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
greetings earthling,....i was just curious as to what culinary delights your specific region is known for. im sure there are some real gems.
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
Probably puts mayonnaise on french frys.
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greetings earthling,....i was just curious as to what culinary delights your specific region is known for. im sure there are some real gems.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 327736

White Castle
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01/03/2008 05:12 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
Alot of Ron Paul supporters eat Ranch Dressing.
etherealgirl

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01/03/2008 05:15 AM
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Alot of Ron Paul supporters eat Ranch Dressing.
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Alot of others eat shit.
"I'm eschewing all men, cigarettes and carbohydrates".~Bridget Jones


I don't care if you lick windows,take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself...you hang in there sunshine, you're special.
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
If you like the taste of Ranch, but don't want the chemical soup, try Organic.

I buy "Annie's Naturals" organic buttermilk dressing. It has that ranch-like taste, but tastes much better.
Ingredients: buttermilk (skim milk, cultures), soy oil, apple cider vinegar, sour cream (milk, cream, corn starch, skim milk powder, cultures), water, sea salt, onions, whole egg powder, xanthan gum, chives, parsley, shallots.

I always tell people to ignore the "nutrition facts" section of the label (calories, fat, cholesterol, etc), and just read the ingredients. If it is made of all actual food, eat it. If not, buy what has the least non-food in it. And try to buy stuff with as much organic as you can afford (why is organic always so damn expensive).
VictorC

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01/03/2008 05:36 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
I prefer taramousalada. It's a Greek fish egg dip. Kind of a poor man's caviar. Eat some on a cracked black pepper and olive oil flavored triscuit and see what happens.
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01/03/2008 06:20 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
[link to www.kerrygold.com]
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01/03/2008 06:36 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
It is much like Ketchup; put it on anything you wish
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01/03/2008 06:41 AM
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Alot of others eat shit.
 Quoting: etherealgirl



You Go Girl!


That's a Wrap!
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01/03/2008 06:46 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
If ya don't like the powdered stuff try this:


Ranch Dressing

1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup buttermilk
2 teaspoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon vinegar
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon finely chopped fresh dill
1/4 teaspoon finely chopped fresh parsley
1/8 teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 dash of paprika

Combine all ingredients in a small bowl and let chill for 1-2 hours.

Enjoy!
ambiguity unlimited

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01/03/2008 08:16 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
broccoli


My daughter and son love the stuff. They put it on fries and pizza. And wings. I prefer Bleu cheese myself!
 Quoting: etherealgirl

ranch dressing on pizza.....in brooklyn, there'd be a lynch mob outside your home...lol
ambiguity unlimited

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01/03/2008 08:18 AM
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greetings earthling,....i was just curious as to what culinary delights your specific region is known for. im sure there are some real gems.

White Castle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 345806

sliders are indeed one of the greatest culinary developments of the 20th century
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/04/2008 12:17 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
burp
Anonymous Coward
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01/04/2008 12:19 AM
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It's an acquired tast,..like Snot...
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01/04/2008 12:20 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
If ya don't like the powdered stuff try this:


Ranch Dressing

1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup buttermilk
2 teaspoons sugar
1/2 teaspoon vinegar
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon finely chopped fresh dill
1/4 teaspoon finely chopped fresh parsley
1/8 teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
1 dash of paprika

Combine all ingredients in a small bowl and let chill for 1-2 hours.

Enjoy!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 313978


Have you tried this recipe??..I'm going to make it

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