Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,524 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 2,134,268
Pageviews Today: 2,916,839Threads Today: 643Posts Today: 13,158
10:27 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

People who eat Ranch Dressing

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 345806
United States
01/04/2008 06:44 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
fight stir peepants yak shitstream
fight stir peepants yak shitstream
fight stir peepants yak shitstream
fight stir peepants yak shitstream
fight stir peepants yak shitstream
fight stir peepants yak shitstream
fight stir peepants yak shitstream
fight stir peepants yak shitstream
fight stir peepants yak shitstream
fight stir peepants yak shitstream
Satiric Axiom

User ID: 292560
United States
01/04/2008 06:59 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
Oh, i thought this was the Yeet Ranch...


Slips away quickly
"It isn't about what you & I think, it's about what is."
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 345806
United States
01/04/2008 06:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
bump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 396703
United States
03/21/2008 02:14 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
bump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 396704
United States
03/21/2008 02:19 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
You people are trash.

But if you *like* "waaaunchh dwessin'", then do it the easy way and the non-poison way:

* 1/2 cup plain organic yogurt
* 1/3 cup organic buttermilk
* 1/4 cup mayonnaise
* 2 garlic cloves, finely minced
* 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
* 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar
* 1 teaspoon celery seeds
* sea salt, to taste
* ground pepper, to taste

Very easy, very tasty.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 368516
United States
03/21/2008 03:01 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
You people are trash.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 396704



Best lead-in to a recipe on the internet ever.
ajk

User ID: 302574
United States
03/21/2008 03:04 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
I really like ranch myself, good stuff.
No one is perfect. A babe before walking will first stumble and fall many times but NEVER gives up until he succeeds.

Always remember, ultimately, to never follow any person's belief. Your relationship with God is between you and God.

If nothing else, remember this: religion = subservience, control and conformity, the same template as EVERY government

"Most believers would kill truth if truth threatened their religion." L. K. Washburn

"This crime called blasphemy was invented by priests for the purpose of defending doctrines not able to take care of themselves." Robert Ingersoll

"If anyone wants to know how God feels, it's a warm light as if the sun is poking through dark clouds and lifting your spirits with pure joy."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 372806
United States
03/21/2008 03:28 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
To each his own...get ova it!!!
Unkka Karbunkka
User ID: 299382
United States
03/21/2008 03:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
OK, so I normally don't like to 'go there' among strangers, but I think us GLPers can 'take it':

How do you get a redneck to give you a BJ?








Dip it in ranch!





5a
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 283256
United States
03/21/2008 01:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
HA!HA!HA! That is what has been paasing as 'food' for years now! Preservatives and chemicals to extend shelf life with a few token 'natural' ingredients. I used to eat alot of frozen dinners (Healthy choice, Marie Calendars) but my cats won't even eat these anymore cause of the damn chemicals. You really are what you eat and yet you wonder why you are overweight, always tired/constipated and get lingering illnesses. Yes it tastes good but you CAN make it without all the chemmies as the poster listed recipe shows. You may as well learn to prepare foods now because when TSHTF you won't be able to run out for those frozen/boxed/canned dinners and scarcity will force all to grow as much as they can on their own (until personal gardens are outlawed-and this WILL happen).
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 384461
United States
03/21/2008 01:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
I only like the Hidden Valley Ranch (they invented it), and the kind in the package. Lots of the store bought has tons of sugar, and soybean oil and soy products, but not the natural kind.

With the package, you use a tub of fresh sour cream and it's mainly a veggie dip, it's great with carrots and cucumbers.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 29531004
United States
12/10/2012 04:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
ranch is so fucking good. i could drink it.
 Quoting: Yojimbo


Indubitably.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27966604
United States
12/10/2012 04:42 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
Ranch is great for dipping and salads, hasnt killed me yet lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16433197
Australia
12/10/2012 04:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
My daughter and son love the stuff. They put it on fries and pizza. And wings.
 Quoting: etherealgirl


Fail parent.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 27966604
United States
12/10/2012 04:47 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
My daughter and son love the stuff. They put it on fries and pizza. And wings.
 Quoting: etherealgirl


Fail parent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16433197


Yea, because ranch dressing is SO dangerous lol
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43340753
United States
04/11/2014 04:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
shitstream shitstream
What is up with that shit?

What is that shit anyway?

It looks like a bunch of chemicals on the ingredients.

Every see people who eat this crap? They put it on everything they eat...


It is the most disgusting shit I have ever put into my mouth!

Pure American Shit!

stir dribble
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 345806


madriver
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 56672114
United States
04/11/2014 04:19 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
I bet OP loves Miracle Whip and ketchup.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 43785043
United Kingdom
04/11/2014 05:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
o.p. where are you from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 327736

EARTH
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 345806


Dats racist
LittleMissDictator
Femme Fatale

User ID: 43960798
United States
04/11/2014 05:30 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
Ranch is the worst.

Barfola.

yak
"Start giving, and see the JOY in giving"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 50324743
New Zealand
04/11/2014 05:55 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
I prefer creamy ceasar dressing
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1352376
United States
04/11/2014 06:06 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
shitstream shitstream
What is up with that shit?

What is that shit anyway?

It looks like a bunch of chemicals on the ingredients.

Every see people who eat this crap? They put it on everything they eat...


It is the most disgusting shit I have ever put into my mouth!

Pure American Shit!

stir dribble
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 345806


[link to www.annies.com]
natasha77
DOOMSEXY

User ID: 47711775
United States
04/11/2014 07:19 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
shitstream shitstream
What is up with that shit?

What is that shit anyway?

It looks like a bunch of chemicals on the ingredients.

Every see people who eat this crap? They put it on everything they eat...


It is the most disgusting shit I have ever put into my mouth!

Pure American Shit!

stir dribble
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 345806


Ha ha ha. I also think it sucks! That's the only salad dressing I won't use as a dip or on salad dressings!

Kent's Italian is my favorite.
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

flatearth
Let Freedom Ring 365

User ID: 51565483
United States
04/11/2014 07:21 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
If you like the taste of Ranch, but don't want the chemical soup, try Organic.

I buy "Annie's Naturals" organic buttermilk dressing. It has that ranch-like taste, but tastes much better.
Ingredients: buttermilk (skim milk, cultures), soy oil, apple cider vinegar, sour cream (milk, cream, corn starch, skim milk powder, cultures), water, sea salt, onions, whole egg powder, xanthan gum, chives, parsley, shallots.

I always tell people to ignore the "nutrition facts" section of the label (calories, fat, cholesterol, etc), and just read the ingredients. If it is made of all actual food, eat it. If not, buy what has the least non-food in it. And try to buy stuff with as much organic as you can afford (why is organic always so damn expensive).
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 348018


hesright
You are the creator of your own master plan... Make it a good one.

Wake the fuk up and be ready... This is absolutely no time to be stupid!
Hitokiri

User ID: 19128870
United States
04/11/2014 07:28 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
shitstream shitstream
What is up with that shit?

What is that shit anyway?

It looks like a bunch of chemicals on the ingredients.

Every see people who eat this crap? They put it on everything they eat...


It is the most disgusting shit I have ever put into my mouth!

Pure American Shit!

stir dribble
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 345806


Well it is a good thing that you have the freedom to make a choice and not eat it. I don't like mint ice cream, therefore I do not eat it. I don't go around crying about people who do enjoy it.

Michael OMG
"You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it." -Morpheus
Virgo10

User ID: 18645917
United States
04/11/2014 07:29 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
shitstream shitstream
What is up with that shit?

What is that shit anyway?

It looks like a bunch of chemicals on the ingredients.

Every see people who eat this crap? They put it on everything they eat...


It is the most disgusting shit I have ever put into my mouth!

Pure American Shit!

stir dribble
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 345806


Ha ha ha. I also think it sucks! That's the only salad dressing I won't use as a dip or on salad dressings!

Kent's Italian is my favorite.
 Quoting: natasha77


You meant Kens. Kens make the best dressings.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 53087950
United States
04/11/2014 07:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
shitstream shitstream
What is up with that shit?

What is that shit anyway?

It looks like a bunch of chemicals on the ingredients.

Every see people who eat this crap? They put it on everything they eat...


It is the most disgusting shit I have ever put into my mouth!

Pure American Shit!

stir dribble
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 345806


Well, I happen to enjoy it. So it's for me. If it's not for you, that's cool.

hf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 56674243
United States
04/11/2014 07:59 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
BETTER THINGS FOR BETTER LIFE THROUGH CHEMISTRY

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 8163963
United States
04/11/2014 08:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
I like Italian dressing. Sorry no Ranch here.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 44297022
United States
04/11/2014 08:31 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
You are what you eat.

I have the strangest urge to go lay down
on a salad.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 49882422
United States
04/11/2014 08:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
o.p. where are you from?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 327736

EARTH
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 345806


hell yeah!!

News








We're dropping truth bombs like it's the end of days!