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People who eat Ranch Dressing

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/04/2008 06:44 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
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Satiric Axiom

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01/04/2008 06:59 AM
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Oh, i thought this was the Yeet Ranch...


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03/21/2008 02:14 AM
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03/21/2008 02:19 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
You people are trash.

But if you *like* "waaaunchh dwessin'", then do it the easy way and the non-poison way:

* 1/2 cup plain organic yogurt
* 1/3 cup organic buttermilk
* 1/4 cup mayonnaise
* 2 garlic cloves, finely minced
* 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley
* 1 teaspoon apple cider vinegar
* 1 teaspoon celery seeds
* sea salt, to taste
* ground pepper, to taste

Very easy, very tasty.
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03/21/2008 03:01 AM
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You people are trash.


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Best lead-in to a recipe on the internet ever.
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03/21/2008 03:04 AM
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I really like ranch myself, good stuff.
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03/21/2008 03:28 AM
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To each his own...get ova it!!!
Unkka Karbunkka
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03/21/2008 03:46 AM
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OK, so I normally don't like to 'go there' among strangers, but I think us GLPers can 'take it':

How do you get a redneck to give you a BJ?








Dip it in ranch!





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03/21/2008 01:49 PM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
HA!HA!HA! That is what has been paasing as 'food' for years now! Preservatives and chemicals to extend shelf life with a few token 'natural' ingredients. I used to eat alot of frozen dinners (Healthy choice, Marie Calendars) but my cats won't even eat these anymore cause of the damn chemicals. You really are what you eat and yet you wonder why you are overweight, always tired/constipated and get lingering illnesses. Yes it tastes good but you CAN make it without all the chemmies as the poster listed recipe shows. You may as well learn to prepare foods now because when TSHTF you won't be able to run out for those frozen/boxed/canned dinners and scarcity will force all to grow as much as they can on their own (until personal gardens are outlawed-and this WILL happen).
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03/21/2008 01:57 PM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
I only like the Hidden Valley Ranch (they invented it), and the kind in the package. Lots of the store bought has tons of sugar, and soybean oil and soy products, but not the natural kind.

With the package, you use a tub of fresh sour cream and it's mainly a veggie dip, it's great with carrots and cucumbers.
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12/10/2012 04:30 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
ranch is so fucking good. i could drink it.
 Quoting: Yojimbo


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12/10/2012 04:42 AM
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Ranch is great for dipping and salads, hasnt killed me yet lol
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12/10/2012 04:45 AM
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
My daughter and son love the stuff. They put it on fries and pizza. And wings.
 Quoting: etherealgirl


Fail parent.
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Re: People who eat Ranch Dressing
My daughter and son love the stuff. They put it on fries and pizza. And wings.
 Quoting: etherealgirl


Fail parent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16433197


Yea, because ranch dressing is SO dangerous lol

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