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Need recipe for gruel.........

 
Village Idiot
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Gruel and drool sound the same.
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I grew up reallly poor myself. We used to eat a lot of beans, grits, chicken.

I'll say 2 words that'll help. Ramen Noodles. You can get for a penny a pack at Aldi's, they last forever and you could always add a little something in there
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I like baby food.
Water always wins. :sun:
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05/10/2009 01:34 AM
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Go to New York and sift through the garbage cans of jew bankers from Lehman Bros., AIG, and Bear Stearns.
You'll find scraps of lobster, Squab, steak, and caviar with which you can make a first class soup/gruel.

Just don't get caught. They despise peasants.
Gruel Thread of fail....
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05/10/2009 01:40 AM
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Slippery elm Gruel


Slippery elm gruel!

What is a gruel? You havent had a gruel is you have not had a SLIPPERY ELM (INNER TREE BARK) GRUEL!

It can regrow skin!

Most used for gunshot wounds in the civil american war.

It's mucilaginous properties feed and nourish the body!

It is a tree all around us!

You are welcome. Try and use what you learn.

Not jsut slippery elm is a good gruel msot any trees can be used but the specific tree or plant will have a unique effect on the body.

Soft plants you only boil shortly and we call that tea.

Hard plants (SEEDS BARKS ROOTS) we boil onger and call stew or gruel.

YOU ARE A HUMAN, ACT LIKE IT!
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soybeans...

algae.

Alive is what we eat alive is what be be. Fruit fantastico!
h e r b d o c d o t c o m
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yall are tools equipped by yourselves with what your mind contains.

Use your tools.

Some of us are fools

Don't drag yourself to the bottom of the pool.

Free your mind.

There is always time.

Use your world every creation is sublime.
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05/10/2009 01:54 AM
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yaw
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how you like it? butt naked? i like it raw pass the method.
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link make it stink rolln over the whole icerink i dont blink if you think i do i don't

[link to health.howstuffworks.com]
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yea, trees. how did one loaf feed hundreds of people?

Trees are our giant food that only needs your intelligent hand to unleash the usable food within.
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05/10/2009 02:30 AM
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yummy
your answer
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05/10/2009 02:33 AM
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1 part slippery elm bark powder
1 part honey
2 part wheat germ
4 part 24hr soaked and slow cooked rye berries

add all together as finishing rye and maple sugar also makes it delicous. add more wheat germ or natural flours and pressure cook it to use when needed.
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:kick:
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you may never know
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/votes for thread romvoal since all but the 4th page are filled with fake food and lies.
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05/10/2009 01:51 PM
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whatever
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water+tree+heat=gruel
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take a person suffering from leprosy and shove him a whirlpool

add sugar and stuff you like


of course one person could argue that the bones would not be a pleasant treat

the facts are that the skeleton is easily removable once the flesh is well mixed into the water
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the amount of water you used there would keep you alive for months easily, why waste a possibly good human slave?
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You can make gruel with the inner bark of pine trees, hell porcipines love it.
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Eat moss, better than gruel.
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abduct
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Re: Need recipe for gruel.........
Ground Beef Stew And Vegetable

Ground beef (amount depends on how many your'e feeding).
1 Oxo cube or Beef stock 1 TBS
TBS Tomato Paste
tsp Mustard Hot English
Few drops Worchester Sauce (optional)or Tobasco
1/2 Onions
2 Carrots
2 Sticks of Celery
1 Leek
Sweet Potatoes (chunky dice)
Pumpkin (chunky dice)
2 Bay Leaves
You can add frozen peas or beans.
Potatoes you can dice these and cook with the beef or cook separately and mash with butter and milk.
Cornstarch (to thicken the gravy)

Place meat into a heated deep pan of oil not too much oil, brown off the meat till cooked through, add water to cover the meat as water reduces. Simmer for 10 minutes, skim the meat with a large spoon or small ladle taking away impurities
Dice the onion, carrot, celery, sliced leek in a medium heated pan of oil, add to the meat stirring on a medium heat once cooked add to the meat stirring occasionally so it dosen't stick add stock, mustard, tobasco if you like a bit of zing or worhester sauce, add tomato paste no need to measure these, add
bay leaves, add sweet potatoes and pumpkin and potatoes if you want them unmashed, add peas or beans. Cook for another say half hour till cooked, remove bay leaves add cornstarch to thicken. Bon Appetite Enjoy.
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Re: Need recipe for gruel.........
Ground Beef Stew And Vegetable

Ground beef (amount depends on how many your'e feeding).
1 Oxo cube or Beef stock 1 TBS
TBS Tomato Paste
tsp Mustard Hot English
Few drops Worchester Sauce (optional)or Tobasco
1/2 Onions
2 Carrots
2 Sticks of Celery
1 Leek
Sweet Potatoes (chunky dice)
Pumpkin (chunky dice)
2 Bay Leaves
You can add frozen peas or beans.
Potatoes you can dice these and cook with the beef or cook separately and mash with butter and milk.
Cornstarch (to thicken the gravy)

Place meat into a heated deep pan of oil not too much oil, brown off the meat till cooked through, add water to cover the meat as water reduces. Simmer for 10 minutes, skim the meat with a large spoon or small ladle taking away impurities
Dice the onion, carrot, celery, sliced leek in a medium heated pan of oil, add to the meat stirring on a medium heat once cooked add to the meat stirring occasionally so it dosen't stick add stock, mustard, tobasco if you like a bit of zing or worhester sauce, add tomato paste no need to measure these, add
bay leaves, add sweet potatoes and pumpkin and potatoes if you want them unmashed, add peas or beans. Cook for another say half hour till cooked, remove bay leaves add cornstarch to thicken. Bon Appetite Enjoy.
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Too fru-fru. Need real gruel.
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1 part Gulf of Mexico seaweed

2 parts Fukushima spinach

3 parts tea partier droppings

Mix thoroughly

Enjoy
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Wasn't "gruel" mashed hemp seeds?
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Yep. Called "pulse' in the bible. It is what Daniel and his fellows ate.
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Wasn't "gruel" mashed hemp seeds?
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The joke of it all of course is that this is in fact man kinds most perfect food/medicine
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Yup, and that's what Oliver was asking for more of.
Plant or Perish
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Re: Need recipe for gruel.........
I put a little garlic in it.
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Part of the new Obamacare heath diet being pushed by NYC Bloomberg.





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