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Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.

 
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Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.
Ok I found this story on another forum, title and all so this isn't my experience, but I know you folks would find this interesting. Below is the OP's original post.



"This just happened 15 minutes ago. I cannot make sense of this situation and I wish I would have went to sleep earlier.

Im going to kill my manager when I see him on Monday. I stayed a few hours later at work to help him out, so i got out at 12 instead of 9. When I get home that late I usually say **** it and stay up all night and sleep during the day if I do not have class.(My university is off until the 23rd). So part of this is his fault(not rally but i need somebody to blame)

Anyway it was a bout 4:40 here on the east coast. Im talking to my one friend crazy enough to be up at this time and eating some leftover pizza I got from Dominos yesterday. I hear a knock at my door. My initial reaction was "WTF, Im not answering the door at this hour" and i should have stuck with that. Then the thought that it might be somebody who needs help or something came into my mind. So I open the door against my initial instinct. Its a girl I would say about 7 or 8. She seems 100% normal, but im weirded out a bit. Maybe it was the whole 4:30 in the morning thing, or maybe it was something else. She asks to come inside to use the phone because she is lost. I firmly believe this is where my niceness saved my ass. I offer to drive her home. She refuses. I ask if she is sure and she refuses again but in a deeper tone. She starts begging to come in. At this point I know something is wrong, but i dont realize the magnitude of the situation yet. So I give her my cell phone, since I was actually paranoid about letting her in the house. Im not sure why, at the time I thought it was because I heard about robbers who would use a tactic like this to see if houses had anything they wanted to steal.

Now I firmly believe it was instinct. So yea, I gave her my cell which turns out to be a bad decision. I swear this **** of a little girl tosses my phone across the street and into the backyard of the house across the street from mine, from my porch, and when I say toss i mean toss. She didnt put much leg drive or anything. She just ****ing flicked it over there. At this point im in shock and she looks at me and this time demands to come in and says she promises not to hurt me. It is at that point that I notice something that is going to prevent me from sleeping for a long time. Her eyes are entirely black. The whole eye. But thats not the worst part. I should have locked the door and ran to my bed. Instead I lock the lighter door and ask her what is going on. At this point she is banging on the door demanding to come in in a deep voice for a little girl.

And here is the most disturbing part. I like lose all sense of time for a few seconds, it was like I was in a trance or something. My mom was the one that snapped me out of it. She yelled what the hell is going on as she was woken up by the girls banging on the door. And when I was snapped out of the trance, my hand was going for the door, to unlock it and let her in. I swear to god. If my mom wasnt woken I would have let that thing into my house and that scares the hell out of me. After I came to this realization the girl looked at my mom, and just casually walked away.

Now she thinks its nothing, but she didnt see the whole thing, I literally will not get the image of that girl's cold facial expression and black eyes out of my head. I dont know what to do. "
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01/07/2008 12:29 AM
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now theres a look in your eye
like black holes in the sky!!


sounds like an X-Files episode I saw once.
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01/07/2008 12:29 AM
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Awesome....I just shit my pants...I will return to post more after I clean out my undies....
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01/07/2008 12:29 AM
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how did you hand her the cellphone if the 2nd door was closed. did you close her out of the house again?
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01/07/2008 12:31 AM
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probably a jehovahs witness
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01/07/2008 12:32 AM
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now tell us about "the claw"
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01/07/2008 12:34 AM
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If I see any little girls at the door I'm turning away! Hope he got his phone back!
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01/07/2008 12:35 AM
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You were sleepwalking and it was a dream .
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01/07/2008 12:35 AM
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probably a jehovahs witness
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haha oh man
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01/07/2008 12:37 AM
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op has had his first psychotic episode... congrats
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01/07/2008 12:39 AM
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If you think tossing your cell was amazing, just wait till you see my next trick.....we need souls to feed on, and I am more hungry now than I was earlier......say good night..
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01/07/2008 12:42 AM
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I've heard lots of stories like this. Its a bit of an urban legend. Type 'Black Eyed Kids' into google and you'll see lots of stuff on it.
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01/07/2008 12:43 AM
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One of Hillerys' campaign workers?
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01/07/2008 12:43 AM
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Re: Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.
This is a rehash of an old story. The original story involved some very young boys hitch hiking needing a lift somewhere. Same "so young - and at this hour???" crap and of course, the eyes being all black.
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01/07/2008 12:45 AM
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Humm look i found a story just like your how strange.

[link to www.ufodigest.com]
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01/07/2008 12:45 AM
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Grey's dressed as kids?
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01/07/2008 12:48 AM
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If I see any little girls at the door I'm turning away! Hope he got his phone back!
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Later in the thread he said that he walked over to his neighbor's yard at 6:30am and got it back without incident.
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01/07/2008 12:53 AM
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Re: Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.
google "black-eyed kids". they're apparently a legit phenomenon... i personally won't believe until approached. they say the more you research/talk about them, they likelier they are to approach you...
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Re: Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.
The girl was a vampire.

A vampire cannot enter your home unless you invite it.

A vampire has no soul.

A vampire can hypnotize you.

A vampire has supernatural strength.

A vampire will play games with you to get you to submit.

A vampire has black empty eyes.

A vampire can only walk at night.

A vampire will avoid contact with a prey if that person is not alone.

Pass it on. Warn the person to not let the little girl in and not to answer the door ever again at 4:00 AM or she could end up being lunch.
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Re: Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.
Grey's dressed as kids?
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i postulate, if they indeed exist, they're grey hybrids of some kind to raise terror and domestic fear levels. but i don't really believe in greys nor these kids. ;-)
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01/07/2008 12:55 AM
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Re: Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.
I know what you mean OP, a similar incident happened to me. I was at the unearthing of a time capsule and when it was opened there were the usual news clippings and items from the year it was buried, but what I saw next made my hair stand on end. I must have a drink to settle my nerves before I go on...
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01/07/2008 12:57 AM
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*phew!* Had to have a cocktail before going on. Anyway, what I saw next was a document describing an alien invasion..or should I say "anal" invasion. It described every man, woman and child in this country being sodomized--by goats!! I can't go on, have to have another drink...
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I know what you mean OP, a similar incident happened to me. I was at the unearthing of a time capsule and when it was opened there were the usual news clippings and items from the year it was buried, but what I saw next made my hair stand on end. I must have a drink to settle my nerves before I go on...
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jesus, stop trolling. it's a shitty story and nobody wants to hear it.
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01/07/2008 01:00 AM
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Re: Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.
I know what you mean OP, a similar incident happened to me. I was at the unearthing of a time capsule and when it was opened there were the usual news clippings and items from the year it was buried, but what I saw next made my hair stand on end. I must have a drink to settle my nerves before I go on...
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1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1

Post of the week!!
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01/07/2008 01:01 AM
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Re: Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.
*phew!* Had to have a cocktail before going on. Anyway, what I saw next was a document describing an alien invasion..or should I say "anal" invasion. It described every man, woman and child in this country being sodomized--by goats!! I can't go on, have to have another drink...
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touche, i was deathly wrong regarding my prior post. i thought you were going to tell us the "serious" version.

post of the week nomination.
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*phew!* Had to have a cocktail before going on. Anyway, what I saw next was a document describing an alien invasion..or should I say "anal" invasion. It described every man, woman and child in this country being sodomized--by goats!! I can't go on, have to have another drink...


touche, i was deathly wrong regarding my prior post. i thought you were going to tell us the "serious" version.

post of the week nomination.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 326616


Actually, I was satirizing an earlier post by someone from the U.K. who claimed to have found a time capsule with that information in it. I had to do it as this thread seemed headed in a similar direction...
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01/07/2008 01:04 AM
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good read OP, will make a cool movie scene.

but I don't believe you.
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01/07/2008 01:05 AM
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Creepy story. Not sure if I believe it but if it did indeed happen, I'm glad it happened to him and not me.
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01/07/2008 01:06 AM
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Re: Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.
Actually, I was satirizing an earlier post by someone from the U.K. who claimed to have found a time capsule with that information in it. I had to do it as this thread seemed headed in a similar direction...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32062


I know. I remember that ghastly thread that wouldn't die.

Actually he meant Newcastle, Australia... but anyway, top post :-)
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01/07/2008 01:08 AM
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Re: Can somebody explain to what the ****ing hell just ****ing happened? I am scarred for life.
Actually, I was satirizing an earlier post by someone from the U.K. who claimed to have found a time capsule with that information in it. I had to do it as this thread seemed headed in a similar direction...
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exactly what i meant by my reference to "serious post". excellent job, well done sir.
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01/07/2008 01:13 AM
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wait till the black eyed 34-26-38 reptilian babes knock at your door

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