The official random chat thread!!!!! (Come on in dont be shy)

OOOOOOMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Just Breathe :)

Wow a Zombie, do Zombies need to breath ?

I'm touching my weiner. =D

Is that fun?

Zombie??

So what type of booze do yall drink?

Pure fire water
(((((((((((((((Dragons piss))))))))))))))))
lol

Some random stuff.

Real Alien Footage!!!OMG!!!

Some stupid shit, but still funny.

Real alien video

The Movie by Jim Morrison

[link to www.youtube.com]


The movie will begin in five moments
The mindless voice announced
All those unseated will await the next show.

We filed slowly, languidly into the hall
The auditorium was vast and silent
As we seated and were darkened, the voice continued.


The program for this evening is not new
You've seen this entertainment through and through
You've seen your birth your life and death
You might recall all of the rest
Did you have a good world when you died?


Enough to base a movie on?.


I'm getting out of here
Where are you going?
To the other side of morning
Please don't chase the clouds, pagodas


Her cunt gripped him like a warm, friendly hand.


It's alright, all your friends are here
When can i meet them?
After you've eaten
I'm not hungry
Uh, we meant beaten


Silver stream, silvery scream


Oooooh, impossible concentration.

transfer that passion into votes
pass it around like a joint to smoke
who is the captain in the purple coat
the one standing on next to the ausie bloke

take Melatonin

I think you do poo poo in your panties.

Yes I do, yes I do. You do poo poo in your panties.

Ha, LaZe, GOOD OLD FASHIONED HOME MADE FUN
Reminded me of candid camera


I dont mind house spiders, they catch flies and dont make much noise, so i let them be,only over the last few months they seem to have disappeared, then last night i discovered the reason, a big fat white tail was walking over the carpet
its dead now, but how many others are still lurking ?
i have seen what they can do with just one bite
its not nice, one mans whole hand went blackish/blue
this nasty little fella eats other spiders and does,nt make a web, god i hope that was the only one.

Whoops i was thinking the other 'ATM' and not the one where you take out cash....

ATM

Hey Laze!
Did the Beam send you to sleep?

Last week I killed like 4 white tails in my room (scary stuff) These spiders like to jump at ya good thing my reflexs are great.

Nope. I can drink like a darn fish and still be fine.

Lucky you!
My Mum gave me a bottle of Jim Beam for Christmas, and it lasted a whole week.
(I don't like it all that much though)

with me its like 1 hour and the bottles empty

My ferret is hyper tonight. crazy little fucker.

What is he doing, where is he going?

Lets see riping up my darn carpet, biteing my feet and pissing of my dog.

would ya belive that my huge afgan hound is scared of my little ferret. Funny stuff.

Hey LaZe a friend of mine has a 1930 bottle of black and white scotch whiskey, never opened with seal still intact, must be worth a small fortune to the right punter ?

Oh yeah save that one for Dec 21 2012

If not sooner
Booze can bring the genius out in man
some say it was Winstons Churchills Scotch and cigars that gave him the edge over Hitler lol

I'm sure of it.
"destabilze the mind to avoid banal perspectives"

Today I woke up totally alert and with no fuzzy transition time between sleeping and waking. That's very odd for me.

I have a strange feeling today. It's a strange sense of my entire consciousness being present at once. Like, all there is is now. It's calming, but also forlorn, as there's no future.

There is no anticipation of anything whatsoever.

How's that for random?

This morning I couldent even get out of bed. Must have been a hang over from last night.