Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,498 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,689,367
Pageviews Today: 2,229,292Threads Today: 478Posts Today: 10,086
04:38 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

How can I tell when a woman is faking...

 
Munster
Offer Upgrade

User ID: 259429
United States
01/07/2008 10:32 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
How can I tell when a woman is faking...
do guys fake when they explode?...
Omega

User ID: 15259
United States
01/07/2008 10:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
I tie them up. Believe me, they ain't faking.

Bwhahahahahhahahaha.....
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
_____________________________________
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
Benevolent Cannibal

User ID: 351835
Canada
01/07/2008 10:36 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
If you (the guy) cannot feel her orgasming, she is probably faking...the vaginal muscles clench during orgasm and you should feel it..

hiding
Benevolent Cannibal

User ID: 351835
Canada
01/07/2008 10:37 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
I tie them up. Believe me, they ain't faking.

Bwhahahahahhahahaha.....
 Quoting: Omega

Hahaha..that's awesome
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 344787
United States
01/07/2008 10:38 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
If you (the guy) cannot feel her orgasming, she is probably faking...the vaginal muscles clench during orgasm and you should feel it..

hiding
 Quoting: Benevolent Cannibal


I know how to do that to get him off and me to sleep! Bwahahahaha!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 350234
United States
01/07/2008 10:41 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
if she drenches you she ain't faking. otherwise i don't know for sure. a long time relationship is the only other way i know.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 184760
United States
01/07/2008 10:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
If you (the guy) cannot feel her orgasming, she is probably faking...the vaginal muscles clench during orgasm and you should feel it..

hiding
 Quoting: Benevolent Cannibal

you must know the OP...he's wouldn't feel it if she had a vice down there.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 351867
United States
01/07/2008 10:45 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
if you have to ask, then she is probably faking.
i don' want to meet yo mo
User ID: 126741
United States
01/07/2008 10:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
yeah you should either feel the pussy clench, get really wet, or both. also she may kind of fade for a few minutes, kinda act less in to the sex. legs ma get shaky. if you are going down on her and she really comes, alot of time she'll make you stop, as the clitoral stimulation gets too intense, at least for a coupla minutes.
Munster (OP)

User ID: 259429
United States
01/07/2008 10:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
I tie them up. Believe me, they ain't faking.

Bwhahahahahhahahaha.....
 Quoting: Omega


rope is good
sexpert
User ID: 337882
United States
01/07/2008 10:47 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
you should feel a clecnh, wattery push or it should get real slippery
Omega

User ID: 15259
United States
01/07/2008 10:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
I tie them up. Believe me, they ain't faking.

Bwhahahahahhahahaha.....


rope is good
 Quoting: Munster


A robe sash leaves less marks.
Handguns are a skill; shotguns an art; rifles a science.
_____________________________________
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on whats for dinner.

Disarmament is the precursor to Genocide.

Better to take action now rather than chances later. Your choice.
Munster (OP)

User ID: 259429
United States
01/07/2008 10:57 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
yeah you should either feel the pussy clench, get really wet, or both. also she may kind of fade for a few minutes, kinda act less in to the sex. legs ma get shaky. if you are going down on her and she really comes, alot of time she'll make you stop, as the clitoral stimulation gets too intense, at least for a coupla minutes.
 Quoting: i don' want to meet yo mo 126741


when do her toes curl?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 351875
United States
01/07/2008 11:00 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
guys, you can kibitz all day...quite simply, you'll never know.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 351871
Japan
01/07/2008 11:04 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
Well, this might well interest you: blood location. As the orgasm is real, the vaginal walls swell with blood, thus gripping your member more. this also occurs on approach to orgasm.

Other factors also, but these are more subtle: her heart and soul will open up to you, starting from the pelvic area in combination with the heart are usually.

In some orgasms the vaginal muscles will shudder/spasm in a way which 'shivers' unlike what conscious contraction could produce.

So now you know.

Have fun!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 351871
Japan
01/07/2008 11:05 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
Oh yes, increase in wetness too, forgot to mention that...
Munster (OP)

User ID: 259429
United States
01/07/2008 11:09 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
I tie them up. Believe me, they ain't faking.

Bwhahahahahhahahaha.....


rope is good


A robe sash leaves less marks.
 Quoting: Omega


*provides sexual clarity meanwhile* wife files for divorce*

Edit*
dalak

User ID: 349608
United States
01/07/2008 11:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
sweetie, if ya cant tell. kick em to the curb.
the "emperors" have no clothes!
bro bob
User ID: 309319
United States
01/07/2008 11:12 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
When she says"I love you"and you don't have any money.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 351875
United States
01/07/2008 11:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
Well, this might well interest you: blood location. As the orgasm is real, the vaginal walls swell with blood, thus gripping your member more. this also occurs on approach to orgasm.

Other factors also, but these are more subtle: her heart and soul will open up to you, starting from the pelvic area in combination with the heart are usually.

In some orgasms the vaginal muscles will shudder/spasm in a way which 'shivers' unlike what conscious contraction could produce.

So now you know.

Have fun!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351871


Well, you 'sound' like you know what you're talking about, unfortunately, we can "grip" and "clench" and "shudder" and "shiver" voluntarily and quite easily. It just takes practice and muscle control, my friend.
(Have you not ever heard of the women who can shoot pingpong balls out their hooha???)

Why you would WANT to fake it is another matter entirely. With that said, a woman can EASILY fake an orgasm.

Sorry for the damage I am inflicting on the delicate egos of the male species.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 103356
United States
01/07/2008 11:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
Women have a creamy white ejaculate similar to mens. If you see this on your member and you have not ejaculated yet, you know you have succeeded. This is the cause of the increased lubrication that others are referring to.
Munster (OP)

User ID: 259429
United States
01/07/2008 11:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
Well, you 'sound' like you know what you're talking about, unfortunately, we can "grip" and "clench" and "shudder" and "shiver" voluntarily and quite easily. It just takes practice and muscle control, my friend.
(Have you not ever heard of the women who can shoot pingpong balls out their hooha???)

Why you would WANT to fake it is another matter entirely. With that said, a woman can EASILY fake an orgasm.

Sorry for the damage I am inflicting on the delicate egos of the male species.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351875


I could love you...
Mister ObviousModerator
Forum Administrator

User ID: 247140
United States
01/07/2008 11:22 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
You'll know when she comes because she'll temporarily stop asking for money.
Munster (OP)

User ID: 259429
United States
01/07/2008 11:25 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
You'll know when she comes because she'll temporarily stop asking for money.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I sense experience talking here...
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 350234
United States
01/07/2008 11:26 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
Well, you 'sound' like you know what you're talking about, unfortunately, we can "grip" and "clench" and "shudder" and "shiver" voluntarily and quite easily. It just takes practice and muscle control, my friend.
(Have you not ever heard of the women who can shoot pingpong balls out their hooha???)

Why you would WANT to fake it is another matter entirely. With that said, a woman can EASILY fake an orgasm.

Sorry for the damage I am inflicting on the delicate egos of the male species.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351875

hense my contribution about a long term relationship. unhappy people don't generally stay without a lot of clues being thrown around. of course a psychopath nulls all bets. they'll fuck your life. only one thing matters to them. power and MONEY. been there. seriously.
Mister ObviousModerator
Forum Administrator

User ID: 247140
United States
01/07/2008 11:26 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
Oh, why no! Of course not!


charlie
bro bob
User ID: 309319
United States
01/07/2008 11:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
I guess I never suceeded cause I don't remember seeing creamy white stuff on my dick.I'm kinda glad.
Mister ObviousModerator
Forum Administrator

User ID: 247140
United States
01/07/2008 11:29 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
This thread is making me hungry.
00
User ID: 126741
United States
01/07/2008 11:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
Women have a creamy white ejaculate similar to mens. If you see this on your member and you have not ejaculated yet, you know you have succeeded. This is the cause of the increased lubrication that others are referring to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 103356

nope. thats what is called a 'yeast infection'.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 184760
United States
01/07/2008 11:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
Women have a creamy white ejaculate similar to mens. If you see this on your member and you have not ejaculated yet, you know you have succeeded. This is the cause of the increased lubrication that others are referring to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 103356

dude.

thats a yeast infection.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 351875
United States
01/07/2008 11:31 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: How can I tell when a woman is faking...
Well, you 'sound' like you know what you're talking about, unfortunately, we can "grip" and "clench" and "shudder" and "shiver" voluntarily and quite easily. It just takes practice and muscle control, my friend.
(Have you not ever heard of the women who can shoot pingpong balls out their hooha???)

Why you would WANT to fake it is another matter entirely. With that said, a woman can EASILY fake an orgasm.

Sorry for the damage I am inflicting on the delicate egos of the male species.

hense my contribution about a long term relationship. unhappy people don't generally stay without a lot of clues being thrown around. of course a psychopath nulls all bets. they'll fuck your life. only one thing matters to them. power and MONEY. been there. seriously.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 350234


Well, I tend to be fairly flip about my answers, but after reading your post I am genuinely sorry you were hurt thus.
Really.
I hope you find a decent, not fecked-up person next time around.
(then again, don't we all wish for that?)

News