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Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda

 
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Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda
Looks like blondes really do have all the fun. Now they're all joining Al-Qaeda according to FAUXNEWS.
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The New Al-Qaeda: Blonde Haired, Blue Eyed Westerners
Fox News hysteria labels Caucasians with no criminal record as new breed of terrorists

Paul Joseph Watson
Prison Planet
Monday, January 14, 2008

Echoing the much derided 2003 FBI warning that a good way to spot potential terrorists is to check if they are carrying an almanac, Fox News went beyond the pale this morning in suggesting that Al-Qaeda's most likely acolytes are blonde haired, blue eyed Caucasian westerners with no criminal record.

Fox and Friends' ever ready Neo-Con slug Brian Kilmeade, who in November called on Americans to support terrorist car bombings in Iran, as well as funding for terrorist groups to "create havoc in Iran", interviewed ex-CIA spook Mike Baker, whose company Diligence LLC has close ties to the Bush administration and just happens to butter its bread with the aid of a steady supply of global unrest and terror hype.

The story, which is based on a comment by a single MI5 source (must be true then) that was subsequently picked up in a Scotsman article, claims that Al-Qaeda have recruited 1,500 white Britons to carry out attacks in the UK.

For those of us who recoiled in absolute horror at the proficiency of dumb and dumber's summer exploits in setting a car on fire at Glasgow airport, it's obvious that "Al-Qaeda's" recruiting efforts need to improve if they are to live up to the status lavishly bestowed upon them by the establishment media.

So, as Baker and Kilmeade somehow manage to relate while keeping straight faces, the new breed of jihadists have been identified as white Caucasian westerners with blonde hair, blue eyes, and no criminal record.

See it to believe it.

Baker told Kilmeade that al Qaeda looks for operatives who can fit in, just as the CIA does, saying, "If they can recruit a Scandinavian, that's the holy grail for them." He added, "They need people who can move around freely and do their bidding," apparently implying that blue-eyed blondes are the people who blend most seamlessly into Western society, reports Raw Story.

However, Baker dismissed Kilmeade's suggestion that al Qaeda would be particularly interested in recruiting in US prisons. "To go into a prison and try to recruit individuals -- that person's already tainted. What they really need, they need people who haven't run afoul of law enforcement in the past. ... Their problems are extreme in trying to recruit someone who can go out there and carry out their business."

So there you have it, even if you believe we are fighting a war against radical Muslims that want to wipe us off the planet, your intelligence agencies are working on the premise that the next likely suicide bombers are going to look like Ken and Barbie. Does that make you feel safe?

In December 2003, the FBI sent out a nationwide alert to police which stated that people traveling with almanacs and maps should be viewed as potential terrorists and searched at checkpoints. In comparison, this new bout of hysteria makes such folly appear positively rational.

You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out what the agenda is here. Just as we were told that there were reds under the bed during the cold war era, without the specter of potential terrorists running around our backyards, the war on terror itself and all the fearmongering attached to it is rendered impotent.

So the new potential terrorists are our friends, our neighbors and even us - mandating that the whole police state apparatus that has been constructed since 9/11 be swung around to target the American and British people.

Oh yeah, and if there are real terrorists planning devastating attacks, they won't be stopped because the CIA and MI5 foot soldiers have been trained to look for members of the 1970's Swedish pop group Abba.
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Re: Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda
Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Me.

Guess I'm a terrorist suspect now.
Probably have been since I started posting on GLP.
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So the new potential terrorists are our friends, our neighbors and even us - mandating that the whole police state apparatus that has been constructed since 9/11 be swung around to target the American and British people

Bingo.

And then they came after me, and there was no one left to protest...
I know enough to know that I know nothing
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Re: Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda
So ... yet another post at glp without any substance whatsoever!

An intelligence source describes what is a perfectly logical step for AQ to take - and OP since he is a terrorist sympathiser decides it must be all lies - some other cretin concludes that it must be a plot to imprison US citizens.

I hope that when the SHTF we realy have got lots of detention camps ready, so we can lock crazies up like these!
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Re: Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda
So ... yet another post at glp without any substance whatsoever!

An intelligence source describes what is a perfectly logical step for AQ to take - and OP since he is a terrorist sympathiser decides it must be all lies - some other cretin concludes that it must be a plot to imprison US citizens.

I hope that when the SHTF we realy have got lots of detention camps ready, so we can lock crazies up like these!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 353077



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Re: Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda
Iranians have light skin.
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Re: Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda
Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Me.

Guess I'm a terrorist suspect now.
Probably have been since I started posting on GLP.
 Quoting: Evil Twin


... me too!.... and soooooo, lol, I guess that also means that this thread's just been debunked.
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Re: Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda
...So, as Baker and Kilmeade somehow manage to relate while keeping straight faces, the new breed of jihadists have been identified as white Caucasian westerners with blonde hair, blue eyes, and no criminal record.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 355432
Ok, so we should stop looking at anyone that looks like a muslim, talks like a muslim, dresses like a muslim, is a young male, carries anything that looks like a bomb or weapon, or rides airplanes with his group of look alike homeboys.

...However, Baker dismissed Kilmeade's suggestion that al Qaeda would be particularly interested in recruiting in US prisons. "To go into a prison and try to recruit individuals -- that person's already tainted. What they really need, they need people who haven't run afoul of law enforcement in the past. ... Their problems are extreme in trying to recruit someone who can go out there and carry out their business."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 355432
Absolutely, Al'Qaeda really should go into US prisons and try to recruit some Aryan Nation gang members. I'll bet Al'Qaeda comes out with a shaved skin head, no beard, no turban, and maybe missing a few body parts.

Regarding the background checks, they are so easy to do these days, that anyone can do one on the internet in just a few minutes. Background checks are so comprehensive, that they are a little scary. They can cover a lot more than just criminal record [ [link to backgroundsearch.com]BackgroundChecks[] and include Current phone number, address, address history for 30 years, age, birth dates, household members, relatives, associates, property ownership, lawsuits, marriage, divorce, criminal records check, sex offenders, terrorist watch, bankruptcy, tax liens.

So are we supposed to run one of these background checks on anyone that does not fit the professional FBI profile for a radical Islamic terrorists? Then, when they do not have a criminal record, that is when we should arrest them for being Al'Qaeda.
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this is obvious a way to do real doom harm...

white people carry maps and almanacs are trying to get self sustainable and know how to produce, harvest their own food instead of going to the grocery store to buy food with money that will soon be valueless...

did they say farmer's almanac?

or map type almanac?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

so gramma and granpa on their trip round the country are suspected terrorists?

what terrorists?

there are no real risks of terrorists...

more people die from car crashes than terror attacks
more people die from terminal illnesses caused by poor nutrition in this country than die from terrorist attack...

omg... people are so effin gullible
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Re: Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda
Iranians have light skin.
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Also, blue hair probably originated from northern Afghanistan.
[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

But this is sad. More proof that Faux "News" will say anything to keep their watchers addicted to fear, to keep the ratings up! Not to mention god knows what ulterior motives they have when it comes to their excessive fear mongering (police state, as was mentioned in this thread?).

(Anything in the name of security.)
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Re: Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda
Ah! Blue hair?! I meant to say "blue eyes!"

Blue hair, lol...
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crap...if it wasn't for my obsession with GLP I may have been safe.
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Re: Blond Hair, Blue Eyes, No Criminal Record = Al-Qaeda
So ... yet another post at glp without any substance whatsoever!

An intelligence source describes what is a perfectly logical step for AQ to take - and OP since he is a terrorist sympathiser decides it must be all lies - some other cretin concludes that it must be a plot to imprison US citizens.

I hope that when the SHTF we realy have got lots of detention camps ready, so we can lock crazies up like these!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 353077


I'm sure you're more than ready to lock your fellow citizens away aren't you? You fucking piece of shit.

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