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What can I eat to STOP farting?

 
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What can I eat to STOP farting?
Errr...think I'll stay anonymous for this question...LOL.

I recently got on a health kick and each morning do the 5 Tibetan rites (stretches etc), eat 2-3 almonds (to ward off cancer) and follow the Dr Menmet Oz diet of 80% veg/fruit plus fatfree food etc. Trouble is I CANNOT stop farting! I am due to start a new job in a few days and it involves lifting, plus media work etc...so I just KNOW the bad thing will happen...ie wont be able to hold it in and I'll embarrass myself.

What can I add...that is good for me... that will stop this incessant wind? My kids run out of the room when I come near now...but thats ok I can handle it with humor. Not too sure about doing on the job though....
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01/15/2008 01:04 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
get ginger in capsule form (usually sold by the vitamins)
take 4 with each meal
eat yogurt daily
and try to find some dried papaya to have at least once per day
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01/15/2008 01:42 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
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01/15/2008 01:43 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
why would you want to stop farting?

I love farting - I think it's that feeling of relief of pressure I get that does it for me.. or maybe it's the smell... I use it as a self diagnosis tool.. try drinking half a gallon of milk and you will get sour milk smelling farts.. I think those are the worst

hahaha

I really do

I think I have a problem

that's probably not normal
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Your disgusting Trinity --but fuck you make me laugh hf
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
I don't think eating pussy causes farting.

I love giving my wife a dutch oven!

Thats when I fart and then pull the covers up over her head and don't let her out!
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01/15/2008 01:55 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
hahahahahaha
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01/15/2008 01:58 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP FARTING! AND FARTING IS GOOD FOR YOU!
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01/15/2008 01:58 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
Farting is healthy, you must fart or all the gas will build up inside you and this is not healthy, it can kill.
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
why would you want to stop farting?

I love farting - I think it's that feeling of relief of pressure I get that does it for me.. or maybe it's the smell... I use it as a self diagnosis tool.. try drinking half a gallon of milk and you will get sour milk smelling farts.. I think those are the worst

hahaha

I really do

I think I have a problem

that's probably not normal
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^

wuhfaint
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
it's funny how girls are trained to hide farts

I've known my wife for like 16 years and I think I've heard her fart like twice!

and even then she would deny it!

I say be free with your flatulence!

FREEDOM!!!!!!!
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Took my husband 7 years to get me out of the closet so to speak,he wishes i would go back to the closet. hf
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01/15/2008 02:06 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
it's funny how girls are trained to hide farts

I've known my wife for like 16 years and I think I've heard her fart like twice!

and even then she would deny it!

I say be free with your flatulence!

FREEDOM!!!!!!!
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^

Why aren't women as embarassed about belching, it is almost the same thing
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01/15/2008 02:10 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
At home i lettum fly(both ends)out of the house i control it and wait,almost passed out a couple times from the pain.
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01/15/2008 02:11 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
quit swallowing air
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01/15/2008 02:12 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
Go to the drug store and get gas pills or get a product called BENO.Beno works good for me most of the time.
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01/15/2008 02:13 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
when my son farts I always say:

"Like farter, like son!"
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01/15/2008 02:15 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
why would you want to stop farting?

I love farting - I think it's that feeling of relief of pressure I get that does it for me.. or maybe it's the smell... I use it as a self diagnosis tool.. try drinking half a gallon of milk and you will get sour milk smelling farts.. I think those are the worst

hahaha

I really do

I think I have a problem

that's probably not normal
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^



Do you smell your armpits when you get stressed too?

lol
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01/15/2008 02:26 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
why would you want to stop farting?

I love farting - I think it's that feeling of relief of pressure I get that does it for me.. or maybe it's the smell... I use it as a self diagnosis tool.. try drinking half a gallon of milk and you will get sour milk smelling farts.. I think those are the worst

hahaha

I really do

I think I have a problem

that's probably not normal
 Quoting: ^TrInItY^

OMG thats no lie ! If i drink a big glass of milk and have a couple fried eggs............. Look out, my gas will make the paint on the walls sweat and wilt any flowers it comes into contact with ! fart
Just passing thru.
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO STOP FARTING! AND FARTING IS GOOD FOR YOU!
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But its not good for the environment ! I bet the EPA would if they could fine everyone caught letting one off in public. twisted
Just passing thru.
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
why would you want to stop farting?

I love farting - I think it's that feeling of relief of pressure I get that does it for me.. or maybe it's the smell... I use it as a self diagnosis tool.. try drinking half a gallon of milk and you will get sour milk smelling farts.. I think those are the worst

hahaha

I really do

I think I have a problem

that's probably not normal



Do you smell your armpits when you get stressed too?

lol
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 158854

SuperStar !
Just passing thru.
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01/15/2008 02:31 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
It's indigestion. You need some bacteria Try some Bulgarian buttermilk.
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01/15/2008 02:31 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
My sons used to light their farts. I actually have old video of them...lighter in hand...blowing flames out their asses.
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01/15/2008 02:34 AM

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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
when my son farts I always say:

"Like farter, like son!"
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Is it wierd I think that's cute?
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

here you go
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01/15/2008 02:42 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
go to permagaurd.com order a small bag of food grade diatomacious earth.

mix 1 tablespoon with water twice a day and drink it.

perfectly healthy.

do this for 2-3 weeks

then go to health food store and get high quality pro-biotics and take them every day for 3 months.

clay water is to kill off bacteria and parasites

probiotics are to replenish the good bacteria

you probably have a gut full of bad bacteria, yeast, and viruses.
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01/15/2008 02:48 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
when my son farts I always say:

"Like farter, like son!"


Is it wierd I think that's cute?
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Is it weird this makes me think of orange juice?
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01/15/2008 02:55 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
am no doctor but, that flatulence problem maybe is being caused by some stomach bacteria. get checked. this bacteria is a big problem in the west.
Whee! 8D

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01/15/2008 03:48 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
Fibers...

Oh wait...

It makes juicy farts.
The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed.
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Whee! 8D

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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
Fibers...

Oh wait...

It makes juicy farts.
The world woud be a thousand times better place if more cults existed.
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01/15/2008 03:54 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
Farting is actually not a normal occurance. It means your body has something in its intestins that it does not agree with....probably the American fucking diet....
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01/15/2008 03:56 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
Farting bugs the shit out of me.

I want it to end, fuck this carbon based life form.
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01/15/2008 03:58 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
Errr...think I'll stay anonymous for this question...LOL.

I recently got on a health kick and each morning do the 5 Tibetan rites (stretches etc), eat 2-3 almonds (to ward off cancer) and follow the Dr Menmet Oz diet of 80% veg/fruit plus fatfree food etc. Trouble is I CANNOT stop farting! I am due to start a new job in a few days and it involves lifting, plus media work etc...so I just KNOW the bad thing will happen...ie wont be able to hold it in and I'll embarrass myself.

What can I add...that is good for me... that will stop this incessant wind? My kids run out of the room when I come near now...but thats ok I can handle it with humor. Not too sure about doing on the job though....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 350460


You need to each much more cabbage mate. Eventually the gas runs out ROFL ... sorry that's a pure lie. I just thought it was funny.

You need to pinpoint the food that is giving you the most gas and consider that you might have an intolerance for it. You could do this by the process of elimination. It might also be related to food combinations...

hf
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01/15/2008 04:01 AM
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Re: What can I eat to STOP farting?
There are several veggies that cause gas. Try to avoid those. Especially cabbage and cucumbers. Diets high in fiber cause gas. From what I understand, changing to a healthy diet after eating bad will cause gas for a while until your body gets use to it. Until then, just take some Gas-X.

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