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Anonymous Coward User ID: 354554 Australia 01/15/2008 01:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why would you want to stop farting? Quoting: ^TrInItY^I love farting - I think it's that feeling of relief of pressure I get that does it for me.. or maybe it's the smell... I use it as a self diagnosis tool.. try drinking half a gallon of milk and you will get sour milk smelling farts.. I think those are the worst hahaha I really do I think I have a problem that's probably not normal Your disgusting Trinity --but fuck you make me laugh |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 355645 United Kingdom 01/15/2008 02:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why would you want to stop farting? Quoting: ^TrInItY^I love farting - I think it's that feeling of relief of pressure I get that does it for me.. or maybe it's the smell... I use it as a self diagnosis tool.. try drinking half a gallon of milk and you will get sour milk smelling farts.. I think those are the worst hahaha I really do I think I have a problem that's probably not normal |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 355645 United Kingdom 01/15/2008 02:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | it's funny how girls are trained to hide farts Quoting: ^TrInItY^I've known my wife for like 16 years and I think I've heard her fart like twice! and even then she would deny it! I say be free with your flatulence! FREEDOM!!!!!!! Took my husband 7 years to get me out of the closet so to speak,he wishes i would go back to the closet. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 330053 United States 01/15/2008 02:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | it's funny how girls are trained to hide farts Quoting: ^TrInItY^I've known my wife for like 16 years and I think I've heard her fart like twice! and even then she would deny it! I say be free with your flatulence! FREEDOM!!!!!!! Why aren't women as embarassed about belching, it is almost the same thing |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 158854 Canada 01/15/2008 02:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why would you want to stop farting? Quoting: ^TrInItY^I love farting - I think it's that feeling of relief of pressure I get that does it for me.. or maybe it's the smell... I use it as a self diagnosis tool.. try drinking half a gallon of milk and you will get sour milk smelling farts.. I think those are the worst hahaha I really do I think I have a problem that's probably not normal Do you smell your armpits when you get stressed too? |
killdamon User ID: 333551 United States 01/15/2008 02:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why would you want to stop farting? Quoting: ^TrInItY^I love farting - I think it's that feeling of relief of pressure I get that does it for me.. or maybe it's the smell... I use it as a self diagnosis tool.. try drinking half a gallon of milk and you will get sour milk smelling farts.. I think those are the worst hahaha I really do I think I have a problem that's probably not normal OMG thats no lie ! If i drink a big glass of milk and have a couple fried eggs............. Look out, my gas will make the paint on the walls sweat and wilt any flowers it comes into contact with ! Just passing thru. OG id 126286 NasTraDooMis |
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killdamon User ID: 333551 United States 01/15/2008 02:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why would you want to stop farting? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 158854I love farting - I think it's that feeling of relief of pressure I get that does it for me.. or maybe it's the smell... I use it as a self diagnosis tool.. try drinking half a gallon of milk and you will get sour milk smelling farts.. I think those are the worst hahaha I really do I think I have a problem that's probably not normal Do you smell your armpits when you get stressed too? SuperStar ! Just passing thru. OG id 126286 NasTraDooMis |
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Only Me Strawberry Girl User ID: 327049 United States 01/15/2008 02:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | when my son farts I always say: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 350269"Like farter, like son!" Is it wierd I think that's cute? Goodbye, halcyon days... There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened. |
here you go User ID: 308374 United States 01/15/2008 02:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | go to permagaurd.com order a small bag of food grade diatomacious earth. mix 1 tablespoon with water twice a day and drink it. perfectly healthy. do this for 2-3 weeks then go to health food store and get high quality pro-biotics and take them every day for 3 months. clay water is to kill off bacteria and parasites probiotics are to replenish the good bacteria you probably have a gut full of bad bacteria, yeast, and viruses. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 354189 United Kingdom 01/15/2008 03:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Errr...think I'll stay anonymous for this question...LOL. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 350460I recently got on a health kick and each morning do the 5 Tibetan rites (stretches etc), eat 2-3 almonds (to ward off cancer) and follow the Dr Menmet Oz diet of 80% veg/fruit plus fatfree food etc. Trouble is I CANNOT stop farting! I am due to start a new job in a few days and it involves lifting, plus media work etc...so I just KNOW the bad thing will happen...ie wont be able to hold it in and I'll embarrass myself. What can I add...that is good for me... that will stop this incessant wind? My kids run out of the room when I come near now...but thats ok I can handle it with humor. Not too sure about doing on the job though.... You need to each much more cabbage mate. Eventually the gas runs out ROFL ... sorry that's a pure lie. I just thought it was funny. You need to pinpoint the food that is giving you the most gas and consider that you might have an intolerance for it. You could do this by the process of elimination. It might also be related to food combinations... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 222528 United States 01/15/2008 04:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | There are several veggies that cause gas. Try to avoid those. Especially cabbage and cucumbers. Diets high in fiber cause gas. From what I understand, changing to a healthy diet after eating bad will cause gas for a while until your body gets use to it. Until then, just take some Gas-X. |