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I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic

 
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I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
I had a cyst behind my ear. I would pop it and white stuff came out that smelled really bad.


1. I cut a clove of garlic and smeared the juice on it.

2. I put a cut clove on it with a band aid and left it on for 15 minutes.

3. I minced the garlic and put some of the garlic juice on it.


(DANGER) 4. I made garlic paste with extra virgin olive oil. Crushed/minced up garlic, add extra virgin olive oil. Put it in a glass jar. It turns into a paste (like jam or jelly).

I left it on for 1 hour. I made a mistake. I should had left it on for only 15 minutes.

I burned my skin.

WARNING: Only leave it on for 15 minutes.


The cyst is gone. The garlic killed it.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
At first I thought it was a pimple. But the white stuff that came out smelled really bad. I Googled and it was either a cyst or a boil.

It was very small.

I killed it with garlic.

It's completely gone.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
It's disgusting but this is good information.

This post is for Science.


I think I got it from my old pair of eyeglasses. The plastic from the glasses was worn out.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
Months ago I got a small wart on my finger.

I also killed that with garlic.

Garlic kills warts.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
I also ate a lot of garlic.

In case that some of the cyst infection dissolved into my blood stream.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
If you put the garlic juice on a wart, the wart will disappear in 2 - 3 weeks.

The wart virus dies instantly in contact with garlic.

But it takes weeks to finally disappear from the skin.
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01/15/2008 11:13 AM
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
O freaking K

5 posts in two minutes? couldn't you just post all that in one?
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
Sinus Infection: (this works and I invented it)


Dip your finger in vinegar to catch a drop of vinegar on your finger.

Snort 1 drop of vinegar up each nostril.

It will kill many sinus infections.

Close the other nostril when you snort it up the other, with you head slightly tilted up.

It has worked for me and for my mother.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
Eucalyptus tea cures bronchitis and other lung problems.

The Spanish stores sell dried eucalyptus leaves. I've never seen any American store sell this stuff.


It comes in a plastic bottle and/or a plastic bag, not in tea bags, so you have to filter it with a metal filter.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
the cyst is gone but I burned my skin

the first layer of skin peeled off


My skin got burned so bad that I had to buy Neosporin today.

I burned it off in 1 day.

I overdid it and burned the skin.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
To kill off a wart:


Cut a fresh clove of garlic and rub the wet inside of the garlic on and around the wart.

Leave on for 15 minutes and wash it off the soap and water.


Or you can just leave it on and not wash it off, that wet substance dries off in 5 - 15 minutes and won't burn the skin really.


Do it everyday for 3 - 5 days.


The wart will be gone in 2 - 3 weeks --- 100%


1st you will notice a black dot in the middle of the wart. That black dot will get bigger everyday, and it's actually see through. The wart will than eventually disappear in 2 - 3 weeks.

100%

Guaranteed.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
Which smelt wurse the puss or da garlic?
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
Which smelt wurse the puss or da garlic?
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the puss smelled worse

after the garlic, the liquid puss solidified and just came off

It worked

It's gone
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
thanks! love info like this
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
thanks! love info like this
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01/15/2008 11:23 AM
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
Which smelt wurse the puss or da garlic?



the puss smelled worse

after the garlic, the liquid puss solidified and just came off

It worked

It's gone
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351557

i get cysts all the time...I think they smell like fine aged cheese when they pop.

hmmmmmm
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01/15/2008 11:24 AM
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
Pus and puss are two different things but both can smell bad.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
At first I thought it was a pimple. But the white stuff that came out smelled really bad. I Googled and it was either a cyst or a boil.

It was very small.

I killed it with garlic.

It's completely gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351557



They're called sebaceous cysts.
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01/15/2008 11:28 AM
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
At first I thought it was a pimple. But the white stuff that came out smelled really bad. I Googled and it was either a cyst or a boil.

It was very small.

I killed it with garlic.

It's completely gone.



They're called sebaceous cysts.
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I was going to add that also for the medical school undergraduates in here.
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01/15/2008 11:31 AM
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
i get cysts all the time...I think they smell like fine aged cheese when they pop.

hmmmmmm
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that's what I had

the garlic killed it

it is completely gone
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
Which smelt wurse the puss or da garlic?



the puss smelled worse

after the garlic, the liquid puss solidified and just came off

It worked

It's gone

i get cysts all the time...I think they smell like fine aged cheese when they pop.

hmmmmmm
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I bet it tested reel guud.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
I felt a cold coming on today, and usually in this weather it gets pretty bad, often turning into bronchitis. I made myself some garlic tea and had it thrice today. Can't believe the result! For the first time, no running nose, no gunk. I feel like it's over already. Never happened before.

Good info on the creative use of garlic OP, and it sure is a must-have at home.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
I felt a cold coming on today, and usually in this weather it gets pretty bad, often turning into bronchitis. I made myself some garlic tea and had it thrice today. Can't believe the result! For the first time, no running nose, no gunk. I feel like it's over already. Never happened before.

Good info on the creative use of garlic OP, and it sure is a must-have at home.
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How do you make garlic tea?

You should boil some water with garlic in it?
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01/15/2008 11:46 AM
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
i get cysts all the time...I think they smell like fine aged cheese when they pop.

hmmmmmm
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that's the most disgusting thing i have ever read.
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01/15/2008 11:52 AM
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
i get cysts all the time...I think they smell like fine aged cheese when they pop.

hmmmmmm
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put some garlic on that mothafucka

pronto


don't burn your skin like I did though.

don't over do it.
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01/15/2008 11:55 AM
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
I had a cyst behind my ear. I would pop it and white stuff came out that smelled really bad.


1. I cut a clove of garlic and smeared the juice on it.

2. I put a cut clove on it with a band aid and left it on for 15 minutes.

3. I minced the garlic and put some of the garlic juice on it.


(DANGER) 4. I made garlic paste with extra virgin olive oil. Crushed/minced up garlic, add extra virgin olive oil. Put it in a glass jar. It turns into a paste (like jam or jelly).

I left it on for 1 hour. I made a mistake. I should had left it on for only 15 minutes.

I burned my skin.

WARNING: Only leave it on for 15 minutes.


The cyst is gone. The garlic killed it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351557


AC - good informative post. Thanks. I believe oil of oregano can be useful as well.

Personally I like my garlic and olive oil on pasta, with some chillies (dried). Fast, simple and keeps everyone away from you.

hf
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01/15/2008 11:58 AM
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
i get cysts all the time...I think they smell like fine aged cheese when they pop.

hmmmmmm


that's the most disgusting thing i have ever read.
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Hi AC 341826

You new hfhere? Stick around there are more disgusting things than that. ;)

Have a great day!!
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01/15/2008 12:06 PM
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
i get cysts all the time...I think they smell like fine aged cheese when they pop.

hmmmmmm


put some garlic on that mothafucka

pronto


don't burn your skin like I did though.

don't over do it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351557

I popped a big one..spread it on a triscuit.

It went well w/ a robust cabernet.
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
i get cysts all the time...I think they smell like fine aged cheese when they pop.





I popped a big one..spread it on a triscuit.

It went well w/ a robust cabernet.
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rofl
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
At first I thought it was a pimple. But the white stuff that came out smelled really bad. I Googled and it was either a cyst or a boil.

It was very small.

I killed it with garlic.

It's completely gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351557


I had one up until last year, and I was able to open it up and squeeze out all of the puss...it smelled bad too.....I think this is happening because of what we eat....mainly

BOVINE GROWTH HORMONE AND OTHER CRAP in the MEATS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I had a cyst behind my ear. I killed it with garlic
At first I thought it was a pimple. But the white stuff that came out smelled really bad. I Googled and it was either a cyst or a boil.

It was very small.

I killed it with garlic.

It's completely gone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351557


I had one up until last year, and I was able to open it up and squeeze out all of the puss...it smelled bad too.....I think this is happening because of what we eat....mainly

BOVINE GROWTH HORMONE AND OTHER CRAP in the MEATS!!!!!!!!!!!

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