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=-=-= My signature translated for those who are interested! =-=-=

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1/17/2008 7:15 AM
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I will do my best (it's not easy, those are metaphorical sentences)

Je souffre parfois de vents violents du siège.
I sometimes suffer from violent seat winds. [Farts]


Telles les cuisses d'une vieille religieuse amère, cette porte est impénétrable!
As the tights of a bitter nun, this door is impenetrable!


Je serai votre épagneul frippon et vous, ma patte de chaise sensuelle.
I will be your naughty spaniel and you, [you will be] my sensual chair leg.


Nous devons copuler!
We must copulate!


Je vais pleurer mais je vais pleurer vers le haut afin de ne pas faire couler mon maquillage.
I will cry but I will cry upwards so my makeup won't [does not?] go down.


If you think that I made mistakes, don't hesitate to correct me if I'm wrong!


Those quotes are from a parody of american soaps, "Le Coeur a ses Raisons" [Heart has its Reasons]. In fact, it's most inspired from The Young and the Restless.

Here's an example of the crazy things in this soap parody.

[link to www.dailymotion.com]

Criquette (the black haired woman) tell Brenda (red haired woman) what happened after the huge earthquake that supposedly killed everyone at the end of the first season. The big piece of wood in the photo album is the beam that knocked out everyone in the earthquake. It was always the same beam that fell on everyone in this episode LOL. After, we see a flashback of what happened after the earthquake and how Brett died (a tree fell on him. XD).

Or a better one...
[link to www.dailymotion.com]
Brenda (red haired) tells Criquette to warn Becky that she's is so beautiful that she may explode when she will see her and that if she suddenly becomes too beautiful, to use this powerful sedative *hands a gun to Becky*. Brenda makes her entrée and...... Becky shoots. LOL.

Brett, Brad and Brenda are triplets. All three are interpreted bay the same ACTOR. At the end of the 3rd season, there is a fourth character interpreted by the same actor. Clifford Montgomery, Brett's, Brad's and Brenda's grand-father.

Criquette and Ashley are twins. They are both interpreted by the same actress.

Anyway, this serie was a HUGE success in Quebec. It will also be aired in France.
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1/17/2008 7:30 AM
Re: =-=-= My signature translated for those who are interested! =-=-=Quote

I will do my best (it's not easy, those are metaphorical sentences)

Je souffre parfois de vents violents du siège.
I sometimes suffer from violent seat winds. [Farts]


Telles les cuisses d'une vieille religieuse amère, cette porte est impénétrable!
As the tights of a bitter nun, this door is impenetrable!


Je serai votre épagneul frippon et vous, ma patte de chaise sensuelle.
I will be your naughty spaniel and you, [you will be] my sensual chair leg.


Nous devons copuler!
We must copulate!


Je vais pleurer mais je vais pleurer vers le haut afin de ne pas faire couler mon maquillage.
I will cry but I will cry upwards so my makeup won't [does not?] go down.


If you think that I made mistakes, don't hesitate to correct me if I'm wrong!
 Quoting: Whee! 8D

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1/17/2008 8:33 AM
Re: =-=-= My signature translated for those who are interested! =-=-=Quote

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