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AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!!

 
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AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!! YOU LIKE IT TO DONTCHA!!
FOOTBALL IS GAY!!



Take boxing to "Two topless men ... in silk shorts ... fighting ... for a belt and a purse."


Now Look at football. I think that sport was actually started by some gay guys, as a great big joke on the straight world. The conversation probably went something like this.

"Hey Bob, let's create a game where no women can play. Just overly muscled men wearing brightly colored, tight-fitting uniforms. The object of the game will be to grab a man clutching a big ball, throw him to the ground and jump on top of him. Then other guys, who 'play' for the same team, will jump on top of him, too. They'll take a break only when a man wearing a fashionable black-and-white outfit blows a whistle and says they've just 'scored.'

"We can call the teams really suggestive names -- Oilers, Rams and Packers. We can even have one player who will do nothing but make passes. The team that finishes first will win some gaudy jewelry -- a ring, maybe. To keep the game alive, we'll send old men out to recruit young boys. And best of all, for the men who just 'like to watch,' we'll make the game soooooo long that wives and girlfriends will get pissed off every time it's played. Doesn't it sound fabulous?!"
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*GASP!*
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Homophobe Alert!
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Footballers are closet ass fuckers
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As the wife of a football fanatic, I LOVE THIS!
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helmets are for pussies.
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lol
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This is true!
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That's a stretch...

::stretch::
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That's a stretch...

::stretch::
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well look at the sign on the pole above the limo, it says "HILL" lol
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Im into fighters
If this is medicine woah-oh
It tastes like medicine
Just help me get it in
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That's a stretch...

::stretch::



well look at the sign on the pole above the limo, it says "HILL" lol
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Im into fighters
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Hey, if you're not into effeminate metrosexuals, you'll hurt his feelings!
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Im into fighters

Hey, if you're not into effeminate metrosexuals, you'll hurt his feelings!
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If he can't beat me up, I don't care
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Footballers are closet ass fuckers
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Footballers are closet ass fuckers

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I would love to see you say that to an NFL player! He would wipe the pavement with you!
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Footballers are closet ass fuckers



I would love to see you say that to an NFL player! He would wipe the pavement with you!
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High school wrestling is worse. Two sweaty guys struggling with each other? "submission" holds etc? How f'ing gay is THAT?!!
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The title of this thread needs a slight adjustment:

AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!!

There ya go.

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The title of this thread needs a slight adjustment:

AMERICAN FOOTBALL IS GAY!!

There ya go.

Goofy Thum
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Yeah, cuz those sweaty guys running around in shorts are so manly! hf
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FOOTBALL IS GAY!!




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Too true.It's a homosexual ballet with alot of suggestive terminology. 5a
I'd rather be scourged than listen to George.
We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread.
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That's a stretch...

::stretch::
 Quoting: Munster

What a dumb ass!LOL
I'd rather be scourged than listen to George.
We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread.
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FOOTBALL IS GAY!!



Take boxing to "Two topless men ... in silk shorts ... fighting ... for a belt and a purse."


Now Look at football. I think that sport was actually started by some gay guys, as a great big joke on the straight world. The conversation probably went something like this.

"Hey Bob, let's create a game where no women can play. Just overly muscled men wearing brightly colored, tight-fitting uniforms. The object of the game will be to grab a man clutching a big ball, throw him to the ground and jump on top of him. Then other guys, who 'play' for the same team, will jump on top of him, too. They'll take a break only when a man wearing a fashionable black-and-white outfit blows a whistle and says they've just 'scored.'

"We can call the teams really suggestive names -- Oilers, Rams and Packers. We can even have one player who will do nothing but make passes. The team that finishes first will win some gaudy jewelry -- a ring, maybe. To keep the game alive, we'll send old men out to recruit young boys. And best of all, for the men who just 'like to watch,' we'll make the game soooooo long that wives and girlfriends will get pissed off every time it's played. Doesn't it sound fabulous?!"
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The game you describe is'nt "football". "Football" is played with a round ball. tomato
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Sounds like your Gay if all u see is guys with tights and muscles.. What i see is big mofos fighting n crakin each other n opponents tryin to take each others heads off
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There are women's football leagues now you know.
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The game you describe is'nt "football". "Football" is played with a round ball.




yesssssss
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There are women's football leagues now you know.
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Yup, lezzies
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helmets are for pussies.
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The ball is shaped like a VESICA, it's all about getting in touch with the feminine
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The ball is shaped like a VESICA, it's all about getting in touch with the feminine
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You mean mens feminin side
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I think OP wants to play.
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I think OP wants to play.
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Dont wanna play it and never did play it, stupid as shit if u ask me

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