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Woman jailed for testicle attack

 
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Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.

She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.

'Pulled hard'

Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self-defence.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.

An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

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I just love these kind of threads.
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get use to it USA

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Dang it, like someone is chewing metal, that just hurts to read.
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I just love these kind of threads.
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most men just hand their balls over willingly
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Sheesh tried to swallow it ?
talk about not letting go !

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I think he got what he needed.

He had to be naked for this to happen, now didn't he?

I just hate a fucking tease...

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I think he got what he needed.

He had to be naked for this to happen, now didn't he?

I just hate a fucking tease...

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He wasn't. Read the link.
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She pulled his underwear off with his nut.
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An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."



Caused his underpants to come off?

So he was in the process of getting undressed?

SAME FUCKING DIFFERENCE!

The teasing rat bastard!
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Bet they were good and drunk. They weren't alone; someone handed his testicle back to him. Poor guy.
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too lazy to read....what happened to the detatched nutter?
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I just love these kind of threads.
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I bet you do and if someone ripped your tit off you wouldn't think it was funny.
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I just love these kind of threads.
I bet you do and if someone ripped your tit off you wouldn't think it was funny.
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Or maybe you're a guy.
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An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.

In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."



Caused his underpants to come off?

So he was in the process of getting undressed?

SAME FUCKING DIFFERENCE!

The teasing rat bastard!
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you lady's would have to work a lot harder than that to get my underpants off
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That could have killed him...loss of blood and it would have been murder. She doesn't sound like someone I would want to spend time with.
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If some woman did that to me it would not have ended very well for her.
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Damn...traumatic denutting and cannibalism...any writers taking notes?

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