I am so astonishingly handsome women all over the world are melting

So you are a tall version of a scientology freak that has been proclaimed as Christ by his respective church??

If you think you are hot, you should see me, Mr. Bloke.

I am newly single and having to beat the ladies away... I go into a local bar to sit by myself.. and have four or five of the hottest women in the area sitting with me in 20 minutes. I don't provide drugs, or money, or drinks... just fun company and they will not leave me be!

Last night, a lesbian and a white girl that only liked black dudes(I'm a white guy) were sitting in my lap in intervals... and i just wanted to be left alone.

Hell, I would not have even came out if the bartender(31 yrs old, sexy fine with a dragonfly tattoo on the small of her back and a playboy bunny on her belly) had not ORDERED me to come out.

I am sleeping with none of them nor am I trying.. the less you chase, the more they chase you!

Either way, it's a great ego boost.. but the real secret is to be humble about it...be an alpha male who acts as if he does not understand he is one.. and the ladies will stumble over themselves to prove it to you.

I think that's a pretty good way to go about it, just be yourself basically, and you will find someone eventually.

Yeh i'm finding it hard to choose one Women, where i'm from the mix of Women are so Dam Beautiful it confuses me.

It humors me secretly! I go to a strip club... and there will be 30 or 40 guys in there with money and drugs... and i will have 3 or 4 of the 15 strippers sitting at my table wanting footrubs... that I do not usually provide!

When I go to a bar, there will be swinging dicks searching for action all by themselves.... and I have the objects of their desire surrounding me!

I think of it as payback for the high school days when those guys peaked early... and I peaked later! They got all the attention, now they are fat and bald and old and I have 19 yr olds asking me to dance... even when they know I am 34.

But I am a one woman kind of man.... not looking for one night stands... I could get them if I wanted...

Oh, getting a text now.. the bartender from last night wants me to come watch the football games with her today!

It's like one of those choose your own adventure books from the 80s!

Ah! It's her day off and she wants to buy me a beer and be the lady sitting at my table first!

I suppose I will go, though... I am talking to someone special... she knows who she is!

But, after being in a relationship for 8 yrs... sometimes a fellow just wants some pretty arm candy company...

Tattooed bar chick boozehounds and strippers can smell an easy mark a mile away. But you go on with your bad self.

As, Miss Thrope... I assumed you would be the one who replied in the manner in which you did!

I am simply relating recent events... Everywhere I go, I get the same sort of treatment. Those are just examples of a more recent vintage...

I have stood four feet from Andie McDowell, eye to eye, and laughed and flirted and joked and her assistant had to drag her away from me. I had a host on Good Morning America offer to fly me away and keep me locked in her apartment.

I suppose they just knew an easy mark too!

And there is nothing wrong with that!

You're confusing this poster with aussie bloke, not ossie...unless I missed something.

Dude, it doesn't take much to be cock of the walk in a small bar or strip club. Just because the floozies with tramp stamps who frequent those places allegedly deem you the most polished turd in those toilets, you're still a turd.

I've seen your picture. You, my friend, are no threat to the model gorgeous men Andie McDowell gets.

I agree!

The thing that attracts all sorts of women? Being a gentleman! Having class!

And I actually AM a gentleman with class!

"Dude, it doesn't take much to be cock of the walk in a small bar or strip club. Just because the floozies with tramp stamps who frequent those places allegedly deem you the most polished turd in those toilets, you're still a turd.

I've seen your picture. You, my friend, are no threat to the model gorgeous men Andie McDowell gets."

>>You are wrong there.. and I am not photogenic at all.. In person, I am truly tall dark and handsome. Just because you already dislike me does not change that fact.

The last time I went to the Hollywood Bowl(Natalie Cole and Al Jerreau concert) I had three women slip me their phone numbers and an aspiring jazz singer bring me a signed copy of her album... and I was only smoking by myself at the time.

is it hard to be the 'cock of the walk' in Los Angeles?

You're confusing yourself with global warming dude.

ROFL

I like you fine. I actually agree with you on a lot of things, and I disagree with you just as much on certain issues. For instance, I agree that you aren't photogenic. But I disagree that you are a studmuffin. If three women slipped you their phone number, they must have wanted to hire you to clean their pool or paint their house. And I'll bet you weren't the only one who got an autographed album from that aspiring singer that night. It's common practice to give out an unknown's music for free to get 'word of mouth' buzz going. ;)

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Tom Cruise?! Oh, that's rich!

"I like you fine. I actually agree with you on a lot of things, and I disagree with you just as much on certain issues. For instance, I agree that you aren't photogenic. But I disagree that you are a studmuffin. If three women slipped you their phone number, they must have wanted to hire you to clean their pool or paint their house. And I'll bet you weren't the only one who got an autographed album from that aspiring singer that night. It's common practice to give out an unknown's music for free to get 'word of mouth' buzz going. ;)"

>>If you wish to believe that, then it is your right as an american to be wrong.

I don't do domestic work and I have no doubts that I was not the only one to get that album that night.. but I highly doubt anyone else got a dedication with a phone number, address, email, and something about me having eyes the color of the stormy sea!

If you met me in real life, without a preconceived notion of disliking me... you would be hanging on my every word and giggling and blushing at the same instant the entire time...


Provided that you aren't the hagbag you seem to be!

Hell, even then, you still would be!

are u a libran????

What the fuck is a libran?

Quote, enquote. I love it.

Sveta is sure some young girl will be glad to squeeze your clogged sebaceous glands but not Sveta.

Excellent!!

This is an excellent example of how an ignorant soul learns the hard way that looks don't mean shit.

In fact, good looks can doom you to a life of learning that looks don't mean shit. It is what you do and what you are that matters. And the fact that OP posted what he did means he is not worth a bucket of warm spit.

>>Wrong.

They BOTH matter. Looks AND actions. It's why a gorgeous bartender invited ME out and bought my drinks and dinner without my knowledge tonight! Because I am handsome AND treat everyone IRL with class and respect...

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This song deserves to be cranked up really loud.

a cute smallish nose


that matches your smallish dick.

dude, give it up....get a hair cut, and shave, change those old ass glasses, brush your teeth and tweeze the unibrow.

They say there's someone out there for everyone...there's still hope for you.

Good luck.

by the way, you should sue the doctor that did that to your nose. How do you breath through that thing.

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librans are the best looking i reckon and sexiest

You mean LIBRA.

And no, I am a pisces... good looking, sensitive, intelligent, creative.... over best sign...

more to it than looks, y'know!