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A Crease or Wrinkle in Your Ear Lobe Means You Have Heart Disease

 
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A Crease or Wrinkle in Your Ear Lobe Means You Have Heart Disease
[link to www.diagnose-me.com]

How many of you ran to a mirror to check it out?
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I think it is more a predictive sign than anything.
Otherwise, my 15 year old is going to be dead of a heart attack pretty soon. He has deep ones in both ears, and is skinny and healthy as a stick.
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I think it is more a predictive sign than anything.
Otherwise, my 15 year old is going to be dead of a heart attack pretty soon. He has deep ones in both ears, and is skinny and healthy as a stick.
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yeah, I used to be too. It looks like I MAY have an Arrythmia of my heart now. I'm 42. Getting a heart scan next Wednesday. Having very weird heart rhythms, and every now and then, my heart goes like a machine gun, well over 200 BPM.

there is something to this, I think.

Funny thing is, I was told about this crease in the ear thing 20 years ago by this girl I used to have a crush on. Perhaps it's why she didn't bother with me! lol
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Seems to be a more true indicator for men.
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Yep, must be for men...I have a pierced ear for my earring, does that count?
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I think it is more a predictive sign than anything.
Otherwise, my 15 year old is going to be dead of a heart attack pretty soon. He has deep ones in both ears, and is skinny and healthy as a stick.
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the site says

"However, this predictive value does not apply to Orientals, Native Americans, or persons born with certain hereditary disorders."
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Don't get sucked into wasting time on the questionaire.The minimum charge is 25 dollars, for a bullshit computer printout.
It goes up from there...what a waste of time.
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[link to www.diagnose-me.com]

How many of you ran to a mirror to check it out?
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WHAT DO WE CLICK ON TO READ???
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I have heard this in the past. Just developed high cholesterol and beginning to get creases in my ear lobes. I think it might possibly be the fact that I wear heavy pierced earrings a lot. Interesting though that I developed the two at the same time.
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wtf. ok where at on the earlobe? like the little fatty flab where you'd traditionally put an earring? or the area that that part connects to the cartiladgeon the outer part of the ear?
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I have always heard that if you had grooved fingernails, it's a sign of heart disease.
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i have nice big lobby lobes. but they indent when it gets to cartilage. would be great to see examples of these creases.

anyways, here's some nail stuff added for ya.

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Nails as Signs of Health Problems

Nails can be very useful in diagnosing illness and evaluating health. Here are some nail signs and the problems possibly causing them. These are only possibilities, and these are not all inclusive. Some people have never had moons on their nails, but you should check for a problem when you have had them and they have disappeared.

* No half moons or ridged nails: Vitamin A deficiency, kidney disorder, protein deficiency
* Splitting, brittle or peeling nails: Vitamin A and D deficiency, poor circulation, thyroid problems, hydrochloric acid deficiency, iron deficiency, calcium deficiency, protein deficiency
* Nails curve up: iron or zinc deficiency, throid problems
* Nails curve down past fingertips: heart and liver disorders, respiratory problems, Vitamin B-12 deficiency
* Dark, spoon shaped nails: anemia, Vitamin B-12 deficiency
* Flat nails: iron or protein deficiency, Vitamin B-12 deficiency, Psoriasis, Diabetes
* Wide, square nails: hormonal imbalance
* Thick nails: poor circulation, thyroid disease
* Pitted, fraying, split nails: Vitamin C and protein deficiency
* Poor nail growth: zinc
* Frequent hangnails: Vitamin C deficiency


Nail Colors

* White spots: zinc, thyroid or hydrochloric acid deficiency
* White bands on nails: zinc or protein deficiency, heart disease, liver problems, kidney problems
* White nails with pink tips: cirrhosis of the liver
* Too pale nails: liver malfunction, poor circulation, kidney problems, anemia, mineral deficiency, excess copper
* Discolored nails: Vitamin B-12 deficiency, kidney or liver problems
* Yellow nails: Vitamin E deficiency, poor circulation, lymph congestion, liver problems, respiratory problems, diabetes, fungal infection, too much polish
* Green nails: bacterial nail infection
* Blue nails: lung and heart problems, circulatory problems, drug reactions, blood toxicity from too much silver or copper
* Blue moons: rheumatoid arthritis
* Black bands on nails: low adrenal function, chemotherapy or radiation reaction
* Brown nails: renal failure
* Half brown and half white nails: renal failure
* Brown or black streak from the base of the nail to the tip: Melanoma
* Dark nail tips: Vitamin B-12 deficiency
Insomnia

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ahhh there we go, this is what the crease would look like.

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01/31/2008 05:36 AM
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Absolute, unarguably, Roy-al with cheese FROGSHIT!!!!!!!.Who the fuck came up with this huge steaming pile of bullshit!.... bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag
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01/31/2008 06:40 AM
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Well, I have pierced ears, so it's hard to tell. Also, a dog of mine bit me on the earlobe 15 years ago and it left a scar which could be called a crease. Otherwise, I'd say I DONT KNOW
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The crease is supposed to be on the left ear lobe to indicate a heart problem. I'd heard that many years ago and looked at my left ear. Yup, had a crease. Later on I developed heart problems so there may be something to it. Old wives tales such as this are often on the mark and shouldn't be totally dismissed.
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i have known this for 45 years!
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bump4 true.
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Got both ear creases, And groved nails, just had stress test this morn. and I'm TOO healthy ~ Whatever that means . . went in because I listen to boobs like yous I guess. Felt like I wasted the time someone seriously ill should have had instead!

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NOT! I've been to doctors who I told I watched my skin, in one area, over the course of a few months, go from smooth and creamy white to fibrous and brown... and the "doctor" told me the newly fibrous brown skin was "normal"!!!

No Joke.

Doctors, today for sure and probably historically most prominently as well, don't know sh!t from shinola.
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09/24/2008 07:39 AM
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Hmmm....what if you have one inch holes in them? Guess I'll never know.
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wtf. ok where at on the earlobe? like the little fatty flab where you'd traditionally put an earring? or the area that that part connects to the cartiladgeon the outer part of the ear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 358630



the actual lobe of the ear, where you would put an earring...I have heard about this since way back in the 80's, ex #2 was an emergency room nurse and knew that there was direct correlation between creases in the earlobe and heart disease...
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Absolute, unarguably, Roy-al with cheese FROGSHIT!!!!!!!.Who the fuck came up with this huge steaming pile of bullshit!.... bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag
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your bullshit is bsflag
"Livin' The Dream..."

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"So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..."

"Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..."

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Earlobe crease hints at heart disease - diagonal creases indicate a higher risk
Science News, May 18, 1991 E-mail Print Link Look in the mirror. If your earlobes bear diagonal creases, you could run a higher risk of developing heart disease, according to results from an eight-year-long prospective study of more than 100 men and women.

Since 1958, anecdotal evidence had suggested a link between ear creases and heart-disease risk. William Elliott, a University of Chicago physician, decided to investigate the connection in 27 groups of people. Each group included two pairs of individuals matched for age, sex and race: one pair with established coronoary heart disease and another pair of apparently healthy people. A single member of each such pair also bore creased earlobes.


After eight years, a significantly greater number of people with ear creases had died of heart disease, whethery or not they were known to have heart disease at the start of the study. The link between earlobe creases and heart disease remains unclear, says Elliott, who reported his findings last week in Seattle at a meeting of the American Federation for Clinical Research. However, it could have something do with similarities between arteries that supply blood to the ear and those that supply it to the heart, he speculates. Elliott encourages other physicians to monitor patients with earlobe creases more carefully for symptoms of heart disease.

But Albert Oberman of the University of Alabama in Birmingham, who serves as chairman of epidemiology for the American Heart Association, remains skeptical. He argues that since "there are also several studies which have found no relationship" between earlobe creases and heart disease, this medical curiosity "awaits further corroboration."
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"Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..."

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who gives a shit, i will probably drink myself to death before the tiny crease in my earlobe kills me.

arrrrrrrrrrr
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guess what. no matter what what your earlobes look like you're gona die!! panic!!! at least if your earlobes are creased you have a good idea how you're going to die.
a little tightening of the chest and throat a little pain
then you'll turn blue swell up and bust open.

people without creases should be the most afraid. you may be partially decapitated in an accident and die slowly
before da ambulance people come. or a vessel might start leaking in your head causing violent seizures and death. you might meet k.m in a dark alley. a be at a mcdonalds and get a bad burger and have bugs eat you from the inside out. or k.m might show up with a machete going postal.





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guess what. no matter what what your earlobes look like you're gona die!! panic!!! at least if your earlobes are creased you have a good idea how you're going to die.
a little tightening of the chest and throat a little pain
then you'll turn blue swell up and bust open.

people without creases should be the most afraid. you may be partially decapitated in an accident and die slowly
before da ambulance people come. or a vessel might start leaking in your head causing violent seizures and death. you might meet k.m in a dark alley. a be at a mcdonalds and get a bad burger and have bugs eat you from the inside out. or k.m might show up with a machete going postal.






 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 380880

sherlock
"Livin' The Dream..."

"Don't believe in anyone, 'cos they'll feel you so much more"

"So break me down if it makes you feel right~and hate me now if it keeps you alright~you can't break me down if it takes all your might~cause I'm so much more than meets the eye..."

"Some people would bitch if their ice cream was cold..."

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op is correct.

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