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I HAD SOME KIND OF PROPHETIC DREAM ABOUT THE TWO WITNESSES!!? I WAS TOLD TO COME HERE AND POST, PLEASE READ!

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Is there anybody on this crazy planet who doesn't constantly indulge in the mental masturbation of speculation and then ejaculate it in everyone else's faces?!!!
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Some people think that if their handle doesn't appear in a submissiion then the remarks made therein are not also addressed to them. Thinking you might know something is just speculating!
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If you think there is a reason to oppose me, then your foundation must be much better than the one you have already revealed: Contradiction of Scripture.

You can fight me, if you like, on the areas of biblical interpretation, the original languages, textual evidence, or whatever, and still you will lose, for I AM INDEED GOD'S CALLED TRUE WITNESS. I am God's true witness for the sake of my little brothers and sisters, and God called me from my very dejected state of mind, saying: Listen, I have called you to be my witness foretold in the Bible. My heart beated, I did not understand, since for 3,5 years I had been in a very serious depression, after having seen things coming in the future.

There are still people living in my area who can testify to events that are related to me. I did not want to be what I am. When I was 5 years old: I said to God, dear You, if you exist and I live when your angel of truth comes (the one with the seal), please, let me see that angel and understand who he is.

I do not lie, part of what God gave me to see was not yet happened. There are people still living now in my country who remember that I foretold the death by killing of Robert Kennedy, for God showed me it. I told it beforehand and they ridiculed me, but never afterwards.

So, I am no liar, I love the truth as you hopefully do, dear people.

I am the true witness and my wisdom of Scripture will protect me, even you, without me selling my words to become a rich person. What I received I give for nothing, for I am not allowed to "sell" my good Lord's words, so I will die as nothing while God's great gospel and love remains your hope of all eternity.

Grace be with you,
so say the low person who is indeed called to be God's witness.

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I love you people, brothers and sisters, who wait for our Lord to reveal His truth.

Don't doubt it, for now God's true witness address you and tell you to be persevering in the true faith.

I am here, God's true witness, and my knowledge in Scripture cannot be challenge by any person in the realm of the Antichrist. I have the power to beat them all, for I am sent to set you free from their lies.

Let God be praised,
our freedom is coming
and His people are now learning the truth!

Greetings you little ones,
my sisters and brother,
for this say your brother,
PehJeshuah, God's foretold witness of Rev 11:3

Rejoice and praise Him, your and my Lord!
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I love you people, brothers and sisters, who wait for our Lord to reveal His truth.

Don't doubt it, for now God's true witness address you and tell you to be persevering in the true faith.

I am here, God's true witness, and my knowledge in Scripture cannot be challenge by any person in the realm of the Antichrist. I have the power to beat them all, for I am sent to set you free from their lies.

Let God be praised,
our freedom is coming
and His people are now learning the truth!

Greetings you little ones,
my sisters and brother,
for this say your brother,
PehJeshuah, God's foretold witness of Rev 11:3

Rejoice and praise Him, your and my Lord!
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If they think I am wrong then let them oppose me if they dare, those people of darkness.

PehJeshuah
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I love you people, brothers and sisters, who wait for our Lord to reveal His truth.

Don't doubt it, for now God's true witness address you and tell you to be persevering in the true faith.

I am here, God's true witness, and my knowledge in Scripture cannot be challenge by any person in the realm of the Antichrist. I have the power to beat them all, for I am sent to set you free from their lies.

Let God be praised,
our freedom is coming
and His people are now learning the truth!

Greetings you little ones,
my sisters and brother,
for this say your brother,
PehJeshuah, God's foretold witness of Rev 11:3

Rejoice and praise Him, your and my Lord!
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


If they think I am wrong then let them oppose me if they dare, those people of darkness.

PehJeshuah
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Nobody can fight with success my testimony, for I am indeed bringing forth the only soul-saving truth of God. whoever, and I dare indeed challenge you devils, who tries to fight my truth and prove it wrong will be very very much disappointed, and not even that, but thrown to hell for fighting truth!

I warn you Satanic devils, for your judgment day has now started by the true testimony of God's true witnesses. Do you want me to meet you face to face, you sons of falsehood? You will have the chance, and after that you will die an eternal death if you do not repent!

Greetings
PehJeshuah
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I love you people, brothers and sisters, who wait for our Lord to reveal His truth.

Don't doubt it, for now God's true witness address you and tell you to be persevering in the true faith.

I am here, God's true witness, and my knowledge in Scripture cannot be challenge by any person in the realm of the Antichrist. I have the power to beat them all, for I am sent to set you free from their lies.

Let God be praised,
our freedom is coming
and His people are now learning the truth!

Greetings you little ones,
my sisters and brother,
for this say your brother,
PehJeshuah, God's foretold witness of Rev 11:3

Rejoice and praise Him, your and my Lord!
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


If they think I am wrong then let them oppose me if they dare, those people of darkness.

PehJeshuah
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Nobody can fight with success my testimony, for I am indeed bringing forth the only soul-saving truth of God. whoever, and I dare indeed challenge you devils, who tries to fight my truth and prove it wrong will be very very much disappointed, and not even that, but thrown to hell for fighting truth!

I warn you Satanic devils, for your judgment day has now started by the true testimony of God's true witnesses. Do you want me to meet you face to face, you sons of falsehood? You will have the chance, and after that you will die an eternal death if you do not repent!

Greetings
PehJeshuah
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Dear people,

Think of this, dear you, that if I am not, as I tell you, sent by the Lord to you, why do I dare and can do it with impunity, namely challenge those false teachers of fallen away Christianity?

I have the power and the knowledge to do so, for the Lord Almighty equipped me and sent me to fight falsehood, so therefore the end of falsehood has come.

Greetings from me
God's true witness
PehJeshuah
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I love you people, brothers and sisters, who wait for our Lord to reveal His truth.

Don't doubt it, for now God's true witness address you and tell you to be persevering in the true faith.

I am here, God's true witness, and my knowledge in Scripture cannot be challenge by any person in the realm of the Antichrist. I have the power to beat them all, for I am sent to set you free from their lies.

Let God be praised,
our freedom is coming
and His people are now learning the truth!

Greetings you little ones,
my sisters and brother,
for this say your brother,
PehJeshuah, God's foretold witness of Rev 11:3

Rejoice and praise Him, your and my Lord!
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


If they think I am wrong then let them oppose me if they dare, those people of darkness.

PehJeshuah
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


Nobody can fight with success my testimony, for I am indeed bringing forth the only soul-saving truth of God. whoever, and I dare indeed challenge you devils, who tries to fight my truth and prove it wrong will be very very much disappointed, and not even that, but thrown to hell for fighting truth!

I warn you Satanic devils, for your judgment day has now started by the true testimony of God's true witnesses. Do you want me to meet you face to face, you sons of falsehood? You will have the chance, and after that you will die an eternal death if you do not repent!

Greetings
PehJeshuah
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


Dear people,

Think of this, dear you, that if I am not, as I tell you, sent by the Lord to you, why do I dare and can do it with impunity, namely challenge those false teachers of fallen away Christianity?

I have the power and the knowledge to do so, for the Lord Almighty equipped me and sent me to fight falsehood, so therefore the end of falsehood has come.

Greetings from me
God's true witness
PehJeshuah
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Dear you, my sisters and brothers,

Notice that unlike that false person "Gauranga Prema Dasa" I do not decline to answer important questions that worries seeking and questioning people who try to find out if there is a God and if He cares about them I do answer to their worried questions, and I can indeed do so being God's true witness.

I do not flee away but stand firm to help people, for I am indeed sent to help, especially against the lies of the devil's people, and I will always prevail together with those I am met to help. May God be praised!

God's witness
PehJeshuah
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If they think I am wrong then let them oppose me if they dare, those people of darkness.

PehJeshuah
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Nobody can fight with success my testimony, for I am indeed bringing forth the only soul-saving truth of God. whoever, and I dare indeed challenge you devils, who tries to fight my truth and prove it wrong will be very very much disappointed, and not even that, but thrown to hell for fighting truth!

I warn you Satanic devils, for your judgment day has now started by the true testimony of God's true witnesses. Do you want me to meet you face to face, you sons of falsehood? You will have the chance, and after that you will die an eternal death if you do not repent!

Greetings
PehJeshuah
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Dear people,

Think of this, dear you, that if I am not, as I tell you, sent by the Lord to you, why do I dare and can do it with impunity, namely challenge those false teachers of fallen away Christianity?

I have the power and the knowledge to do so, for the Lord Almighty equipped me and sent me to fight falsehood, so therefore the end of falsehood has come.

Greetings from me
God's true witness
PehJeshuah
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


Dear you, my sisters and brothers,

Notice that unlike that false person "Gauranga Prema Dasa" I do not decline to answer important questions that worries seeking and questioning people who try to find out if there is a God and if He cares about them I do answer to their worried questions, and I can indeed do so being God's true witness.

I do not flee away but stand firm to help people, for I am indeed sent to help, especially against the lies of the devil's people, and I will always prevail together with those I am met to help. May God be praised!

God's witness
PehJeshuah
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It doesn't look like anybody wants to challenge you.
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Nobody can fight with success my testimony, for I am indeed bringing forth the only soul-saving truth of God. whoever, and I dare indeed challenge you devils, who tries to fight my truth and prove it wrong will be very very much disappointed, and not even that, but thrown to hell for fighting truth!

I warn you Satanic devils, for your judgment day has now started by the true testimony of God's true witnesses. Do you want me to meet you face to face, you sons of falsehood? You will have the chance, and after that you will die an eternal death if you do not repent!

Greetings
PehJeshuah
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Dear people,

Think of this, dear you, that if I am not, as I tell you, sent by the Lord to you, why do I dare and can do it with impunity, namely challenge those false teachers of fallen away Christianity?

I have the power and the knowledge to do so, for the Lord Almighty equipped me and sent me to fight falsehood, so therefore the end of falsehood has come.

Greetings from me
God's true witness
PehJeshuah
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


Dear you, my sisters and brothers,

Notice that unlike that false person "Gauranga Prema Dasa" I do not decline to answer important questions that worries seeking and questioning people who try to find out if there is a God and if He cares about them I do answer to their worried questions, and I can indeed do so being God's true witness.

I do not flee away but stand firm to help people, for I am indeed sent to help, especially against the lies of the devil's people, and I will always prevail together with those I am met to help. May God be praised!

God's witness
PehJeshuah
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It doesn't look like anybody wants to challenge you.
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Dear you,

Then either they think I am crazy and not worthy of a decent answer or that they are honest to themselves in realizing that there might be more to it, as I do tell them, than they understand.

Or, maybe they do not care whatever!

I do care, and I do care for every single soul to the extent that I mourn when a person is killed for some crazy idea that is according to God's will.

God, yours and mine, is love, so killing another human being is an atrocious thing to do in our Lord's eyes. That is why He says that mankillers shall not have any part in His kingdom.

But we know, you and me, that love is wonderful and a great gift to humanity, so we will cling to that wonderful gift of our God. This says God's witness to you with tears in his eyes, for God's love has overwhelmed me.

Blessings
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Nobody can fight with success my testimony, for I am indeed bringing forth the only soul-saving truth of God. whoever, and I dare indeed challenge you devils, who tries to fight my truth and prove it wrong will be very very much disappointed, and not even that, but thrown to hell for fighting truth!

I warn you Satanic devils, for your judgment day has now started by the true testimony of God's true witnesses. Do you want me to meet you face to face, you sons of falsehood? You will have the chance, and after that you will die an eternal death if you do not repent!

Greetings
PehJeshuah
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


Dear people,

Think of this, dear you, that if I am not, as I tell you, sent by the Lord to you, why do I dare and can do it with impunity, namely challenge those false teachers of fallen away Christianity?

I have the power and the knowledge to do so, for the Lord Almighty equipped me and sent me to fight falsehood, so therefore the end of falsehood has come.

Greetings from me
God's true witness
PehJeshuah
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


Dear you, my sisters and brothers,

Notice that unlike that false person "Gauranga Prema Dasa" I do not decline to answer important questions that worries seeking and questioning people who try to find out if there is a God and if He cares about them I do answer to their worried questions, and I can indeed do so being God's true witness.

I do not flee away but stand firm to help people, for I am indeed sent to help, especially against the lies of the devil's people, and I will always prevail together with those I am met to help. May God be praised!

God's witness
PehJeshuah
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It doesn't look like anybody wants to challenge you.
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Why do you think that false person who claims in his ignorance that he is God's foretold witness tries his best to evade my questions put to him?

He is a liar and an impostor, that is why!

PehJeshuah
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Nobody can fight with success my testimony, for I am indeed bringing forth the only soul-saving truth of God. whoever, and I dare indeed challenge you devils, who tries to fight my truth and prove it wrong will be very very much disappointed, and not even that, but thrown to hell for fighting truth!

I warn you Satanic devils, for your judgment day has now started by the true testimony of God's true witnesses. Do you want me to meet you face to face, you sons of falsehood? You will have the chance, and after that you will die an eternal death if you do not repent!

Greetings
PehJeshuah
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


Dear people,

Think of this, dear you, that if I am not, as I tell you, sent by the Lord to you, why do I dare and can do it with impunity, namely challenge those false teachers of fallen away Christianity?

I have the power and the knowledge to do so, for the Lord Almighty equipped me and sent me to fight falsehood, so therefore the end of falsehood has come.

Greetings from me
God's true witness
PehJeshuah
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


Dear you, my sisters and brothers,

Notice that unlike that false person "Gauranga Prema Dasa" I do not decline to answer important questions that worries seeking and questioning people who try to find out if there is a God and if He cares about them I do answer to their worried questions, and I can indeed do so being God's true witness.

I do not flee away but stand firm to help people, for I am indeed sent to help, especially against the lies of the devil's people, and I will always prevail together with those I am met to help. May God be praised!

God's witness
PehJeshuah
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It doesn't look like anybody wants to challenge you.
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Maybe they sense the truth in my words that are not indeed mine but our Lord's. I know Scripture so well that there is no devil on this earth who can play tricks on me with his lies, for they will be refuted.

Greetings from
your soul friend
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Dear people,

Think of this, dear you, that if I am not, as I tell you, sent by the Lord to you, why do I dare and can do it with impunity, namely challenge those false teachers of fallen away Christianity?

I have the power and the knowledge to do so, for the Lord Almighty equipped me and sent me to fight falsehood, so therefore the end of falsehood has come.

Greetings from me
God's true witness
PehJeshuah
 Quoting: PehJeshuah 67580667


Dear you, my sisters and brothers,

Notice that unlike that false person "Gauranga Prema Dasa" I do not decline to answer important questions that worries seeking and questioning people who try to find out if there is a God and if He cares about them I do answer to their worried questions, and I can indeed do so being God's true witness.

I do not flee away but stand firm to help people, for I am indeed sent to help, especially against the lies of the devil's people, and I will always prevail together with those I am met to help. May God be praised!

God's witness
PehJeshuah
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It doesn't look like anybody wants to challenge you.
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Maybe they sense the truth in my words that are not indeed mine but our Lord's. I know Scripture so well that there is no devil on this earth who can play tricks on me with his lies, for they will be refuted.

Greetings from
your soul friend
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I am not false, for God's love has saved me and filled me with the utmost care for you, my sisters and brothers of eternity!

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Dear you, my sisters and brothers,

Notice that unlike that false person "Gauranga Prema Dasa" I do not decline to answer important questions that worries seeking and questioning people who try to find out if there is a God and if He cares about them I do answer to their worried questions, and I can indeed do so being God's true witness.

I do not flee away but stand firm to help people, for I am indeed sent to help, especially against the lies of the devil's people, and I will always prevail together with those I am met to help. May God be praised!

God's witness
PehJeshuah
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It doesn't look like anybody wants to challenge you.
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Maybe they sense the truth in my words that are not indeed mine but our Lord's. I know Scripture so well that there is no devil on this earth who can play tricks on me with his lies, for they will be refuted.

Greetings from
your soul friend
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I am not false, for God's love has saved me and filled me with the utmost care for you, my sisters and brothers of eternity!

Greetings from
me
your little brother
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I am sent to protect you!

PJ
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THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS TESTIMONY

PRELIMINARY TESTIMONY [SYNOPSIS]

PART 1

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

CHAPTER 1

BASTARD BIRTH AND BEYOND

My name is Gregory Lee Regosin AKA Gauranga Prema Dasa. I am a bastard! I was born on June 4, 1961 in Eugene, Oregon [located on he Midwest coast of the United States of America] at 12:23 P.M. [Pacific Standard Time] My mother's maiden name is/was Nancy Patricia Overand. My Father's name was Allen Isaac Regosin. He passed away in 1999. He was of Jewish decent and was also a decedent of Mohammed. His descendants migrated to the United States from Russia. He married my mother 3 months after impregnating her with me, which I found out when I was 12 years old while snooping through there belongings, It was the date on their marriage certificate, which I had never witnessed, if you will, prior to this, that all too clearly gave it away. I simply did the math, and lo and behold, I'm a bastard. When I was born, my grandmother on my mothers side made a special trip from Washington to see me. She had never done that with any other member of her family before but she declared that I was different in a very special way. My mother always said that it was just Grandma talk, but she also revealed to me that her mother was no ordinary personality. Apparently, she was some sort of Methodist High Priestess, who had several times been witnessed levitating, for real.

When I was 3 months old, my parents made a little makeshift crib for me and put me at the feet of the passenger side of the family MG, and off we went on the first of many moves we would make during the 13 years of my life that they were married. I had a younger sister, who was murdered by her atheist boyfriend when she was 18. He subsequently committed suicide at the time. I never got along with practically any of the other children in the numerous schools around the continent I attended, and I was especially infamous amongst the teachers, counselors and principals, or in other words anybody in any position of authority. In desperation my parents took me to a psychiatrist, who after conducting a thorough, extensive evaluation concluded that my I.Q. was just below the range of a genius, but that not a day in my life would pass without ever involving intense conflicts with others. Even then, I was somehow other endowed with the uncanny ability to see through the pretense of civility and the outwardly disguised cruelty that practically everybody constantly deceived one and other with. Someone who claimed to be a psychic once revealed to me that this tendency of mine to expose the reality of what most people pride themselves in the ability to keep well hidden, in and of itself was too intimidating for practically anybody to tolerate. Needless to say, I used to get beat up a lot. I never really fought back, because I considered the futility of escalating an already undesirable situation. I never liked sports, either playing or watching them. To this day, I can't think of many things I consider more boring. I spent two years residing in a Catholic based boarding school called Athlone, located in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, during my fourth and fifth grades. which I was informed later was shut down for abuse. On the many Sundays when my parents hadn't picked me up for a weekend home visit, I along with the other "inmates" in my predicament were forced to sit in the front row of a Catholic Church and endure an entire mass service, which of course included a lengthy sermon that seemed to droll on for ever and ever, amen. I hated it! I finally found something more boring than football, baseball and basketball combined. When I was 11 years old we moved to Tucson Arizona [back in the states again].

My father was a huge man, who stood 6 foot 8 inches tall and was built like a house. He had a very hot temper and one day it was so intense that out of fear for my safety my mother sent me to where my little sister was visiting one of her friends named Carrie Nelson. Her family were staunch, Southern Baptists and it was Sunday morning, Carrie's parents informed me that they were heading for church and invited me to come along. After what I had experienced at the Catholic Church during my 2 year "sentence, " you might as well call it, at the private boarding school, there wasn't a chance in hell that was going to happen and I made that altogether clear to them at that time. They graciously offered to let me stay while they were gone and left me a bible to read in the meantime. Didn't touch it. When they returned they strategically positioned themselves in their kitchen, well within ear shot of where I was lounging in the living room. They then began to conduct an intense discussion on the topics of the Book of Revelation. At first I tried to avoid listening, as I figured they surely couldn't be speaking about anything that could possibly interest me in the least. Boy, was I ever wrong about that! Eventually I became so captivated and intrigued, excited no less that I jumped up and burst into the kitchen to find out exactly what they were describing. That's when they laid it out for me. Next thing you know I'm a born again Christian, with a black leather, King James Version of the Bible, engraved with my name on it in golden letters, a brown leather, paraphrased version and a big green, hardbound Bible Concordance Dictionary in one hand and a handful of bible tracks in the other. On my way to Magee Jr, High School, where I attended 7th and 8th grade, I would stop off at the park on Sarnoff Avenue to preach the gospel of salvation [accepting Jesus into your heart, repenting and begging him for forgiveness of your sins] to the pot smoking hippies. They weren't at all interested, but they were too stoned to really mind. Before long I was known to everyone in school as "Preacher." David Iannuzzi, a strongly built, athletic, Italian boy, raised by his casually Catholic family, who was my only friend at that time, seemed somewhat amused by it all, but grew more and more distant as time went on. One day, while preaching to a very unreceptive juvenile delinquent thug on the playground, I was asked by him what I would do if he punched me in the mouth, to which I naturally replied, "turn the other cheek." Apparently amused by the opportunity he did just that. I had to have several stitches sutured inside my mouth. When it came time for evolution class to be taught I utterly refused to attend. The principal contacted my father at that time and informed him that I would be expelled for non-compliance if I didn't. Naturally, having absolutely no appreciation whatsoever for my newly found religion, he became uncontrollably outraged. Out of constant fear of my father I reluctantly complied. Needless to say, I failed that course, which as you can well imagine he wasn't at all happy about either, When I turned 21 my quest for increased enlightenment and spiritual development intensified immensely after experiencing a bonafide vision of Jesus on the cross. I remember focusing on his face, which didn't, as opposed to popular belief and verily dramatized in the movies, display any sign of torment whatsoever, but rather exhibited a genuine demeanor of intense compassion for those involved in crucifying Him, and when He looked up to the Father in heaven he sincerely looked overwhelmingly concerned about the people's inevitable sinful reaction for what they were doing to him. I cried like a baby for hours after that and right then and there vowed to unceasingly seek out the will of God, concerning my mission, which at the time I didn't have a clue about, save and except that it necessarily had to be and was in fact going to be bigger than life itself. I had often thought about the horrors of war and the threat of holocaust and the insensibility behind slavery and discrimination, so badly displayed by organizations like the Klu Klux Clan, and the insensitive violence perpetrated by gangs like the Hell's Angels and concluded that nothing short of a miracle was going to save this world, and I often incessantly and intensely prayed to be endowed with the ability to make that happen, but it wasn't until I met Gregory Wilton Boyd in 1991 as briefly described on THE TWO WITNESSES NAMED GREGORY thread [located in the Godlike Productions website forum section] that it occurred to me [and later, much later, was finally confirmed] the all merciful, fulfiller of all desires, who is otherwise known as the Supreme Personality actually has a plan, involving the complete answers to all my prayers.

Chapter 2

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

It was 1993, I was passing through L.A. [Los Angeles, California USA] on my way to Hawaii, when I met a man who claimed to be Jesus. Alright, I know what your thinking, but bear with me because this isn't any ordinary story [history]. What, you think it's impossible for Jesus to make a brief unannounced visit prior to the big day. Who can say? Weirder things have happened, Take it from me. O.K., so your Jesus I thought, we'll just have to see about that now won't we. Let's begin. The first thing I noticed, other than the fact that he actually looked just like one might expect Jesus to look at a much older age, 55 it was, was that his demeanor appeared sincere. You know how they say the face is the index of the mind and the eyes are the windows to the soul, well I was about to pull out all the stops, because he really caught my attention. Unlike your average lunatic posing as Jesus, he didn't drink, he didn't smoke, he didn't gamble and he didn't speak like a fanatic mental case, like the dozens of other "Jesus's" I've all to often had the great misfortune of encountering during my sojourn through the upper and lower class societies throughout this continent. He never, in the hours and days we spent together, ever talked about anything unrelated to God, and often times while doing so would break down and cry. I'll bet you figure this would have been a dead give away, because it's very difficult for your average, everyday Jesus imposter to pull off a genuine looking cry, and believe me I watched very closely and carefully, but did not detect any indication of deception whatsoever. One day we were walking down the Venice Beach boardwalk, when he pointed to the Christmas decorations they were hanging along the boardwalk, in April, and asked me, can't I see the signs. Of course, it was for some movie they were shooting, bit still, the timing. Makes you think. On another occasion, after deciding to head somewhere in the other direction, we temporarily parted company. After taking three steps in the opposite direction, something happened that had never happened to me in my life before, nor has it ever happened since. All of a sudden my knees gave out and I fell from a completely upright position, right on top of them. On the way down, I heard a loud voice say to me, ON YOUR KNEES!!! Wow, now that really threw me for a loop. One time, he asked me why I didn't live by faith, the way that he did, to which I replied, "I thought I did." "If that's the case, " he asked, "why do I still keep accepting financial assistance benefits from the Social Security Administration? My next monthly check arrived in Hawaii. Much to my amazement it was in an amount that I have never received before and have never received since. You got it: 666 dollars and 96 cents. Only 4 more pennies it would have taken for that not to have been the case. Needless to say I stopped accepting those checks at that point in time. When I returned for another brief stay in L.A., from Hawaii, I managed to meet up with him again, or was it actually the other way around, unbeknownst to me? Who can say? One day we met a lady who had Hare Krsna literature and Tarot cards displayed on her table at the Venice Beach boardwalk. When she saw who I was with she commenced to launch the most offensive, foul and vile obscenities towards him. Now at this point, I couldn't say for certain who he is or is not, but I knew that he was a very kind and gentle man and a deeply, spiritually elevated man, so I let her have it. While I was chastising her very loudly and severely, all of a sudden I felt the ground raise up beneath me and heard somebody shout, "this is it." In the midst of the earthquake I noticed that he was sitting in a lawn chair a few feet away and that there was another empty one beside him, so I sat down and began to pray, He then looked over at me a said, "your a very powerful personality." Funny he should say that I thought, because I was thinking the very same thing about him. The next thing that came to mind was that I gotta introduce this personality to Gregory, who by this time I had determined quite probably had to be none other than Elijah himself. He had a place at that time on Westminster Ave., so off we went. Gregory also took an immediate liking to him and said he felt that he could trust him. An immediate, theosophical discussion ensued between the two of them and then all of a sudden Gregory pointed to the top of a tall tree, right next to us and loudly shouted, "That's a sign!!!". At that time, I looked up and witnessed the largest, white bird I have ever seen, perched on very top of that very tall tree. It reminded me of the scriptures that describe the meeting of Jesus and John the baptist, who he later revealed to be Elijah himself, and of course the white dove mentioned therein. There were many more unusual occurrences I witnessed and experienced while in their presence but those will have to wait for the sequel. That's it for now. I can't wait for the ridicule this submission is going to instigate!
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THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS TESTIMONY

PRELIMINARY TESTIMONY [SYNOPSIS]

PART 1

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

CHAPTER 1

BASTARD BIRTH AND BEYOND

My name is Gregory Lee Regosin AKA Gauranga Prema Dasa. I am a bastard! I was born on June 4, 1961 in Eugene, Oregon [located on he Midwest coast of the United States of America] at 12:23 P.M. [Pacific Standard Time] My mother's maiden name is/was Nancy Patricia Overand. My Father's name was Allen Isaac Regosin. He passed away in 1999. He was of Jewish decent and was also a decedent of Mohammed. His descendants migrated to the United States from Russia. He married my mother 3 months after impregnating her with me, which I found out when I was 12 years old while snooping through there belongings, It was the date on their marriage certificate, which I had never witnessed, if you will, prior to this, that all too clearly gave it away. I simply did the math, and lo and behold, I'm a bastard. When I was born, my grandmother on my mothers side made a special trip from Washington to see me. She had never done that with any other member of her family before but she declared that I was different in a very special way. My mother always said that it was just Grandma talk, but she also revealed to me that her mother was no ordinary personality. Apparently, she was some sort of Methodist High Priestess, who had several times been witnessed levitating, for real.

When I was 3 months old, my parents made a little makeshift crib for me and put me at the feet of the passenger side of the family MG, and off we went on the first of many moves we would make during the 13 years of my life that they were married. I had a younger sister, who was murdered by her atheist boyfriend when she was 18. He subsequently committed suicide at the time. I never got along with practically any of the other children in the numerous schools around the continent I attended, and I was especially infamous amongst the teachers, counselors and principals, or in other words anybody in any position of authority. In desperation my parents took me to a psychiatrist, who after conducting a thorough, extensive evaluation concluded that my I.Q. was just below the range of a genius, but that not a day in my life would pass without ever involving intense conflicts with others. Even then, I was somehow other endowed with the uncanny ability to see through the pretense of civility and the outwardly disguised cruelty that practically everybody constantly deceived one and other with. Someone who claimed to be a psychic once revealed to me that this tendency of mine to expose the reality of what most people pride themselves in the ability to keep well hidden, in and of itself was too intimidating for practically anybody to tolerate. Needless to say, I used to get beat up a lot. I never really fought back, because I considered the futility of escalating an already undesirable situation. I never liked sports, either playing or watching them. To this day, I can't think of many things I consider more boring. I spent two years residing in a Catholic based boarding school called Athlone, located in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, during my fourth and fifth grades. which I was informed later was shut down for abuse. On the many Sundays when my parents hadn't picked me up for a weekend home visit, I along with the other "inmates" in my predicament were forced to sit in the front row of a Catholic Church and endure an entire mass service, which of course included a lengthy sermon that seemed to droll on for ever and ever, amen. I hated it! I finally found something more boring than football, baseball and basketball combined. When I was 11 years old we moved to Tucson Arizona [back in the states again].

My father was a huge man, who stood 6 foot 8 inches tall and was built like a house. He had a very hot temper and one day it was so intense that out of fear for my safety my mother sent me to where my little sister was visiting one of her friends named Carrie Nelson. Her family were staunch, Southern Baptists and it was Sunday morning, Carrie's parents informed me that they were heading for church and invited me to come along. After what I had experienced at the Catholic Church during my 2 year "sentence, " you might as well call it, at the private boarding school, there wasn't a chance in hell that was going to happen and I made that altogether clear to them at that time. They graciously offered to let me stay while they were gone and left me a bible to read in the meantime. Didn't touch it. When they returned they strategically positioned themselves in their kitchen, well within ear shot of where I was lounging in the living room. They then began to conduct an intense discussion on the topics of the Book of Revelation. At first I tried to avoid listening, as I figured they surely couldn't be speaking about anything that could possibly interest me in the least. Boy, was I ever wrong about that! Eventually I became so captivated and intrigued, excited no less that I jumped up and burst into the kitchen to find out exactly what they were describing. That's when they laid it out for me. Next thing you know I'm a born again Christian, with a black leather, King James Version of the Bible, engraved with my name on it in golden letters, a brown leather, paraphrased version and a big green, hardbound Bible Concordance Dictionary in one hand and a handful of bible tracks in the other. On my way to Magee Jr, High School, where I attended 7th and 8th grade, I would stop off at the park on Sarnoff Avenue to preach the gospel of salvation [accepting Jesus into your heart, repenting and begging him for forgiveness of your sins] to the pot smoking hippies. They weren't at all interested, but they were too stoned to really mind. Before long I was known to everyone in school as "Preacher." David Iannuzzi, a strongly built, athletic, Italian boy, raised by his casually Catholic family, who was my only friend at that time, seemed somewhat amused by it all, but grew more and more distant as time went on. One day, while preaching to a very unreceptive juvenile delinquent thug on the playground, I was asked by him what I would do if he punched me in the mouth, to which I naturally replied, "turn the other cheek." Apparently amused by the opportunity he did just that. I had to have several stitches sutured inside my mouth. When it came time for evolution class to be taught I utterly refused to attend. The principal contacted my father at that time and informed him that I would be expelled for non-compliance if I didn't. Naturally, having absolutely no appreciation whatsoever for my newly found religion, he became uncontrollably outraged. Out of constant fear of my father I reluctantly complied. Needless to say, I failed that course, which as you can well imagine he wasn't at all happy about either, When I turned 21 my quest for increased enlightenment and spiritual development intensified immensely after experiencing a bonafide vision of Jesus on the cross. I remember focusing on his face, which didn't, as opposed to popular belief and verily dramatized in the movies, display any sign of torment whatsoever, but rather exhibited a genuine demeanor of intense compassion for those involved in crucifying Him, and when He looked up to the Father in heaven he sincerely looked overwhelmingly concerned about the people's inevitable sinful reaction for what they were doing to him. I cried like a baby for hours after that and right then and there vowed to unceasingly seek out the will of God, concerning my mission, which at the time I didn't have a clue about, save and except that it necessarily had to be and was in fact going to be bigger than life itself. I had often thought about the horrors of war and the threat of holocaust and the insensibility behind slavery and discrimination, so badly displayed by organizations like the Klu Klux Clan, and the insensitive violence perpetrated by gangs like the Hell's Angels and concluded that nothing short of a miracle was going to save this world, and I often incessantly and intensely prayed to be endowed with the ability to make that happen, but it wasn't until I met Gregory Wilton Boyd in 1991 as briefly described on THE TWO WITNESSES NAMED GREGORY thread [located in the Godlike Productions website forum section] that it occurred to me [and later, much later, was finally confirmed] the all merciful, fulfiller of all desires, who is otherwise known as the Supreme Personality actually has a plan, involving the complete answers to all my prayers.

Chapter 2

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

It was 1993, I was passing through L.A. [Los Angeles, California USA] on my way to Hawaii, when I met a man who claimed to be Jesus. Alright, I know what your thinking, but bear with me because this isn't any ordinary story [history]. What, you think it's impossible for Jesus to make a brief unannounced visit prior to the big day. Who can say? Weirder things have happened, Take it from me. O.K., so your Jesus I thought, we'll just have to see about that now won't we. Let's begin. The first thing I noticed, other than the fact that he actually looked just like one might expect Jesus to look at a much older age, 55 it was, was that his demeanor appeared sincere. You know how they say the face is the index of the mind and the eyes are the windows to the soul, well I was about to pull out all the stops, because he really caught my attention. Unlike your average lunatic posing as Jesus, he didn't drink, he didn't smoke, he didn't gamble and he didn't speak like a fanatic mental case, like the dozens of other "Jesus's" I've all to often had the great misfortune of encountering during my sojourn through the upper and lower class societies throughout this continent. He never, in the hours and days we spent together, ever talked about anything unrelated to God, and often times while doing so would break down and cry. I'll bet you figure this would have been a dead give away, because it's very difficult for your average, everyday Jesus imposter to pull off a genuine looking cry, and believe me I watched very closely and carefully, but did not detect any indication of deception whatsoever. One day we were walking down the Venice Beach boardwalk, when he pointed to the Christmas decorations they were hanging along the boardwalk, in April, and asked me, can't I see the signs. Of course, it was for some movie they were shooting, bit still, the timing. Makes you think. On another occasion, after deciding to head somewhere in the other direction, we temporarily parted company. After taking three steps in the opposite direction, something happened that had never happened to me in my life before, nor has it ever happened since. All of a sudden my knees gave out and I fell from a completely upright position, right on top of them. On the way down, I heard a loud voice say to me, ON YOUR KNEES!!! Wow, now that really threw me for a loop. One time, he asked me why I didn't live by faith, the way that he did, to which I replied, "I thought I did." "If that's the case, " he asked, "why do I still keep accepting financial assistance benefits from the Social Security Administration? My next monthly check arrived in Hawaii. Much to my amazement it was in an amount that I have never received before and have never received since. You got it: 666 dollars and 96 cents. Only 4 more pennies it would have taken for that not to have been the case. Needless to say I stopped accepting those checks at that point in time. When I returned for another brief stay in L.A., from Hawaii, I managed to meet up with him again, or was it actually the other way around, unbeknownst to me? Who can say? One day we met a lady who had Hare Krsna literature and Tarot cards displayed on her table at the Venice Beach boardwalk. When she saw who I was with she commenced to launch the most offensive, foul and vile obscenities towards him. Now at this point, I couldn't say for certain who he is or is not, but I knew that he was a very kind and gentle man and a deeply, spiritually elevated man, so I let her have it. While I was chastising her very loudly and severely, all of a sudden I felt the ground raise up beneath me and heard somebody shout, "this is it." In the midst of the earthquake I noticed that he was sitting in a lawn chair a few feet away and that there was another empty one beside him, so I sat down and began to pray, He then looked over at me a said, "your a very powerful personality." Funny he should say that I thought, because I was thinking the very same thing about him. The next thing that came to mind was that I gotta introduce this personality to Gregory, who by this time I had determined quite probably had to be none other than Elijah himself. He had a place at that time on Westminster Ave., so off we went. Gregory also took an immediate liking to him and said he felt that he could trust him. An immediate, theosophical discussion ensued between the two of them and then all of a sudden Gregory pointed to the top of a tall tree, right next to us and loudly shouted, "That's a sign!!!". At that time, I looked up and witnessed the largest, white bird I have ever seen, perched on very top of that very tall tree. It reminded me of the scriptures that describe the meeting of Jesus and John the baptist, who he later revealed to be Elijah himself, and of course the white dove mentioned therein. There were many more unusual occurrences I witnessed and experienced while in their presence but those will have to wait for the sequel. That's it for now. I can't wait for the ridicule this submission is going to instigate!
 Quoting: Gauranga Prema Dasa


This testimony focuses on YOU. We know from Revelation 11:6 that these two have "the power to shut heaven" which means that anyone who doesn't BELIEVE their testimony will not be accepted into the kingdom of heaven. That would mean that there is a DOCTRINE that these two present people with for each person to believe or not.

I ask every person here to consider.....shouldn't the testimony of the Two Witnesses of Revelation 11:3 point to Scripture (and not to his or her self) and how one can be saved by what our Saviour has done for us?

-RML
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THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS TESTIMONY

PRELIMINARY TESTIMONY [SYNOPSIS]

PART 1

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

CHAPTER 1

BASTARD BIRTH AND BEYOND

My name is Gregory Lee Regosin AKA Gauranga Prema Dasa. I am a bastard! I was born on June 4, 1961 in Eugene, Oregon [located on he Midwest coast of the United States of America] at 12:23 P.M. [Pacific Standard Time] My mother's maiden name is/was Nancy Patricia Overand. My Father's name was Allen Isaac Regosin. He passed away in 1999. He was of Jewish decent and was also a decedent of Mohammed. His descendants migrated to the United States from Russia. He married my mother 3 months after impregnating her with me, which I found out when I was 12 years old while snooping through there belongings, It was the date on their marriage certificate, which I had never witnessed, if you will, prior to this, that all too clearly gave it away. I simply did the math, and lo and behold, I'm a bastard. When I was born, my grandmother on my mothers side made a special trip from Washington to see me. She had never done that with any other member of her family before but she declared that I was different in a very special way. My mother always said that it was just Grandma talk, but she also revealed to me that her mother was no ordinary personality. Apparently, she was some sort of Methodist High Priestess, who had several times been witnessed levitating, for real.

When I was 3 months old, my parents made a little makeshift crib for me and put me at the feet of the passenger side of the family MG, and off we went on the first of many moves we would make during the 13 years of my life that they were married. I had a younger sister, who was murdered by her atheist boyfriend when she was 18. He subsequently committed suicide at the time. I never got along with practically any of the other children in the numerous schools around the continent I attended, and I was especially infamous amongst the teachers, counselors and principals, or in other words anybody in any position of authority. In desperation my parents took me to a psychiatrist, who after conducting a thorough, extensive evaluation concluded that my I.Q. was just below the range of a genius, but that not a day in my life would pass without ever involving intense conflicts with others. Even then, I was somehow other endowed with the uncanny ability to see through the pretense of civility and the outwardly disguised cruelty that practically everybody constantly deceived one and other with. Someone who claimed to be a psychic once revealed to me that this tendency of mine to expose the reality of what most people pride themselves in the ability to keep well hidden, in and of itself was too intimidating for practically anybody to tolerate. Needless to say, I used to get beat up a lot. I never really fought back, because I considered the futility of escalating an already undesirable situation. I never liked sports, either playing or watching them. To this day, I can't think of many things I consider more boring. I spent two years residing in a Catholic based boarding school called Athlone, located in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, during my fourth and fifth grades. which I was informed later was shut down for abuse. On the many Sundays when my parents hadn't picked me up for a weekend home visit, I along with the other "inmates" in my predicament were forced to sit in the front row of a Catholic Church and endure an entire mass service, which of course included a lengthy sermon that seemed to droll on for ever and ever, amen. I hated it! I finally found something more boring than football, baseball and basketball combined. When I was 11 years old we moved to Tucson Arizona [back in the states again].

My father was a huge man, who stood 6 foot 8 inches tall and was built like a house. He had a very hot temper and one day it was so intense that out of fear for my safety my mother sent me to where my little sister was visiting one of her friends named Carrie Nelson. Her family were staunch, Southern Baptists and it was Sunday morning, Carrie's parents informed me that they were heading for church and invited me to come along. After what I had experienced at the Catholic Church during my 2 year "sentence, " you might as well call it, at the private boarding school, there wasn't a chance in hell that was going to happen and I made that altogether clear to them at that time. They graciously offered to let me stay while they were gone and left me a bible to read in the meantime. Didn't touch it. When they returned they strategically positioned themselves in their kitchen, well within ear shot of where I was lounging in the living room. They then began to conduct an intense discussion on the topics of the Book of Revelation. At first I tried to avoid listening, as I figured they surely couldn't be speaking about anything that could possibly interest me in the least. Boy, was I ever wrong about that! Eventually I became so captivated and intrigued, excited no less that I jumped up and burst into the kitchen to find out exactly what they were describing. That's when they laid it out for me. Next thing you know I'm a born again Christian, with a black leather, King James Version of the Bible, engraved with my name on it in golden letters, a brown leather, paraphrased version and a big green, hardbound Bible Concordance Dictionary in one hand and a handful of bible tracks in the other. On my way to Magee Jr, High School, where I attended 7th and 8th grade, I would stop off at the park on Sarnoff Avenue to preach the gospel of salvation [accepting Jesus into your heart, repenting and begging him for forgiveness of your sins] to the pot smoking hippies. They weren't at all interested, but they were too stoned to really mind. Before long I was known to everyone in school as "Preacher." David Iannuzzi, a strongly built, athletic, Italian boy, raised by his casually Catholic family, who was my only friend at that time, seemed somewhat amused by it all, but grew more and more distant as time went on. One day, while preaching to a very unreceptive juvenile delinquent thug on the playground, I was asked by him what I would do if he punched me in the mouth, to which I naturally replied, "turn the other cheek." Apparently amused by the opportunity he did just that. I had to have several stitches sutured inside my mouth. When it came time for evolution class to be taught I utterly refused to attend. The principal contacted my father at that time and informed him that I would be expelled for non-compliance if I didn't. Naturally, having absolutely no appreciation whatsoever for my newly found religion, he became uncontrollably outraged. Out of constant fear of my father I reluctantly complied. Needless to say, I failed that course, which as you can well imagine he wasn't at all happy about either, When I turned 21 my quest for increased enlightenment and spiritual development intensified immensely after experiencing a bonafide vision of Jesus on the cross. I remember focusing on his face, which didn't, as opposed to popular belief and verily dramatized in the movies, display any sign of torment whatsoever, but rather exhibited a genuine demeanor of intense compassion for those involved in crucifying Him, and when He looked up to the Father in heaven he sincerely looked overwhelmingly concerned about the people's inevitable sinful reaction for what they were doing to him. I cried like a baby for hours after that and right then and there vowed to unceasingly seek out the will of God, concerning my mission, which at the time I didn't have a clue about, save and except that it necessarily had to be and was in fact going to be bigger than life itself. I had often thought about the horrors of war and the threat of holocaust and the insensibility behind slavery and discrimination, so badly displayed by organizations like the Klu Klux Clan, and the insensitive violence perpetrated by gangs like the Hell's Angels and concluded that nothing short of a miracle was going to save this world, and I often incessantly and intensely prayed to be endowed with the ability to make that happen, but it wasn't until I met Gregory Wilton Boyd in 1991 as briefly described on THE TWO WITNESSES NAMED GREGORY thread [located in the Godlike Productions website forum section] that it occurred to me [and later, much later, was finally confirmed] the all merciful, fulfiller of all desires, who is otherwise known as the Supreme Personality actually has a plan, involving the complete answers to all my prayers.

Chapter 2

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

It was 1993, I was passing through L.A. [Los Angeles, California USA] on my way to Hawaii, when I met a man who claimed to be Jesus. Alright, I know what your thinking, but bear with me because this isn't any ordinary story [history]. What, you think it's impossible for Jesus to make a brief unannounced visit prior to the big day. Who can say? Weirder things have happened, Take it from me. O.K., so your Jesus I thought, we'll just have to see about that now won't we. Let's begin. The first thing I noticed, other than the fact that he actually looked just like one might expect Jesus to look at a much older age, 55 it was, was that his demeanor appeared sincere. You know how they say the face is the index of the mind and the eyes are the windows to the soul, well I was about to pull out all the stops, because he really caught my attention. Unlike your average lunatic posing as Jesus, he didn't drink, he didn't smoke, he didn't gamble and he didn't speak like a fanatic mental case, like the dozens of other "Jesus's" I've all to often had the great misfortune of encountering during my sojourn through the upper and lower class societies throughout this continent. He never, in the hours and days we spent together, ever talked about anything unrelated to God, and often times while doing so would break down and cry. I'll bet you figure this would have been a dead give away, because it's very difficult for your average, everyday Jesus imposter to pull off a genuine looking cry, and believe me I watched very closely and carefully, but did not detect any indication of deception whatsoever. One day we were walking down the Venice Beach boardwalk, when he pointed to the Christmas decorations they were hanging along the boardwalk, in April, and asked me, can't I see the signs. Of course, it was for some movie they were shooting, bit still, the timing. Makes you think. On another occasion, after deciding to head somewhere in the other direction, we temporarily parted company. After taking three steps in the opposite direction, something happened that had never happened to me in my life before, nor has it ever happened since. All of a sudden my knees gave out and I fell from a completely upright position, right on top of them. On the way down, I heard a loud voice say to me, ON YOUR KNEES!!! Wow, now that really threw me for a loop. One time, he asked me why I didn't live by faith, the way that he did, to which I replied, "I thought I did." "If that's the case, " he asked, "why do I still keep accepting financial assistance benefits from the Social Security Administration? My next monthly check arrived in Hawaii. Much to my amazement it was in an amount that I have never received before and have never received since. You got it: 666 dollars and 96 cents. Only 4 more pennies it would have taken for that not to have been the case. Needless to say I stopped accepting those checks at that point in time. When I returned for another brief stay in L.A., from Hawaii, I managed to meet up with him again, or was it actually the other way around, unbeknownst to me? Who can say? One day we met a lady who had Hare Krsna literature and Tarot cards displayed on her table at the Venice Beach boardwalk. When she saw who I was with she commenced to launch the most offensive, foul and vile obscenities towards him. Now at this point, I couldn't say for certain who he is or is not, but I knew that he was a very kind and gentle man and a deeply, spiritually elevated man, so I let her have it. While I was chastising her very loudly and severely, all of a sudden I felt the ground raise up beneath me and heard somebody shout, "this is it." In the midst of the earthquake I noticed that he was sitting in a lawn chair a few feet away and that there was another empty one beside him, so I sat down and began to pray, He then looked over at me a said, "your a very powerful personality." Funny he should say that I thought, because I was thinking the very same thing about him. The next thing that came to mind was that I gotta introduce this personality to Gregory, who by this time I had determined quite probably had to be none other than Elijah himself. He had a place at that time on Westminster Ave., so off we went. Gregory also took an immediate liking to him and said he felt that he could trust him. An immediate, theosophical discussion ensued between the two of them and then all of a sudden Gregory pointed to the top of a tall tree, right next to us and loudly shouted, "That's a sign!!!". At that time, I looked up and witnessed the largest, white bird I have ever seen, perched on very top of that very tall tree. It reminded me of the scriptures that describe the meeting of Jesus and John the baptist, who he later revealed to be Elijah himself, and of course the white dove mentioned therein. There were many more unusual occurrences I witnessed and experienced while in their presence but those will have to wait for the sequel. That's it for now. I can't wait for the ridicule this submission is going to instigate!
 Quoting: Gauranga Prema Dasa


Id say that person is bang on. You most likely suffer from Bi-polar disorder or schizophrenia and these are your delusions that your own mind/ego made up.

I will destroy your little fairy tale with the very word of God,

Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not. For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. Behold, I have told you before. Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. Matthew 24:23-27


The very words of the Messiah. His words rebuke your lies and deceptions. Checkmate.
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THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS TESTIMONY

PRELIMINARY TESTIMONY [SYNOPSIS]

PART 1

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

CHAPTER 1

BASTARD BIRTH AND BEYOND

My name is Gregory Lee Regosin AKA Gauranga Prema Dasa. I am a bastard! I was born on June 4, 1961 in Eugene, Oregon [located on he Midwest coast of the United States of America] at 12:23 P.M. [Pacific Standard Time] My mother's maiden name is/was Nancy Patricia Overand. My Father's name was Allen Isaac Regosin. He passed away in 1999. He was of Jewish decent and was also a decedent of Mohammed. His descendants migrated to the United States from Russia. He married my mother 3 months after impregnating her with me, which I found out when I was 12 years old while snooping through there belongings, It was the date on their marriage certificate, which I had never witnessed, if you will, prior to this, that all too clearly gave it away. I simply did the math, and lo and behold, I'm a bastard. When I was born, my grandmother on my mothers side made a special trip from Washington to see me. She had never done that with any other member of her family before but she declared that I was different in a very special way. My mother always said that it was just Grandma talk, but she also revealed to me that her mother was no ordinary personality. Apparently, she was some sort of Methodist High Priestess, who had several times been witnessed levitating, for real.

When I was 3 months old, my parents made a little makeshift crib for me and put me at the feet of the passenger side of the family MG, and off we went on the first of many moves we would make during the 13 years of my life that they were married. I had a younger sister, who was murdered by her atheist boyfriend when she was 18. He subsequently committed suicide at the time. I never got along with practically any of the other children in the numerous schools around the continent I attended, and I was especially infamous amongst the teachers, counselors and principals, or in other words anybody in any position of authority. In desperation my parents took me to a psychiatrist, who after conducting a thorough, extensive evaluation concluded that my I.Q. was just below the range of a genius, but that not a day in my life would pass without ever involving intense conflicts with others. Even then, I was somehow other endowed with the uncanny ability to see through the pretense of civility and the outwardly disguised cruelty that practically everybody constantly deceived one and other with. Someone who claimed to be a psychic once revealed to me that this tendency of mine to expose the reality of what most people pride themselves in the ability to keep well hidden, in and of itself was too intimidating for practically anybody to tolerate. Needless to say, I used to get beat up a lot. I never really fought back, because I considered the futility of escalating an already undesirable situation. I never liked sports, either playing or watching them. To this day, I can't think of many things I consider more boring. I spent two years residing in a Catholic based boarding school called Athlone, located in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, during my fourth and fifth grades. which I was informed later was shut down for abuse. On the many Sundays when my parents hadn't picked me up for a weekend home visit, I along with the other "inmates" in my predicament were forced to sit in the front row of a Catholic Church and endure an entire mass service, which of course included a lengthy sermon that seemed to droll on for ever and ever, amen. I hated it! I finally found something more boring than football, baseball and basketball combined. When I was 11 years old we moved to Tucson Arizona [back in the states again].

My father was a huge man, who stood 6 foot 8 inches tall and was built like a house. He had a very hot temper and one day it was so intense that out of fear for my safety my mother sent me to where my little sister was visiting one of her friends named Carrie Nelson. Her family were staunch, Southern Baptists and it was Sunday morning, Carrie's parents informed me that they were heading for church and invited me to come along. After what I had experienced at the Catholic Church during my 2 year "sentence, " you might as well call it, at the private boarding school, there wasn't a chance in hell that was going to happen and I made that altogether clear to them at that time. They graciously offered to let me stay while they were gone and left me a bible to read in the meantime. Didn't touch it. When they returned they strategically positioned themselves in their kitchen, well within ear shot of where I was lounging in the living room. They then began to conduct an intense discussion on the topics of the Book of Revelation. At first I tried to avoid listening, as I figured they surely couldn't be speaking about anything that could possibly interest me in the least. Boy, was I ever wrong about that! Eventually I became so captivated and intrigued, excited no less that I jumped up and burst into the kitchen to find out exactly what they were describing. That's when they laid it out for me. Next thing you know I'm a born again Christian, with a black leather, King James Version of the Bible, engraved with my name on it in golden letters, a brown leather, paraphrased version and a big green, hardbound Bible Concordance Dictionary in one hand and a handful of bible tracks in the other. On my way to Magee Jr, High School, where I attended 7th and 8th grade, I would stop off at the park on Sarnoff Avenue to preach the gospel of salvation [accepting Jesus into your heart, repenting and begging him for forgiveness of your sins] to the pot smoking hippies. They weren't at all interested, but they were too stoned to really mind. Before long I was known to everyone in school as "Preacher." David Iannuzzi, a strongly built, athletic, Italian boy, raised by his casually Catholic family, who was my only friend at that time, seemed somewhat amused by it all, but grew more and more distant as time went on. One day, while preaching to a very unreceptive juvenile delinquent thug on the playground, I was asked by him what I would do if he punched me in the mouth, to which I naturally replied, "turn the other cheek." Apparently amused by the opportunity he did just that. I had to have several stitches sutured inside my mouth. When it came time for evolution class to be taught I utterly refused to attend. The principal contacted my father at that time and informed him that I would be expelled for non-compliance if I didn't. Naturally, having absolutely no appreciation whatsoever for my newly found religion, he became uncontrollably outraged. Out of constant fear of my father I reluctantly complied. Needless to say, I failed that course, which as you can well imagine he wasn't at all happy about either, When I turned 21 my quest for increased enlightenment and spiritual development intensified immensely after experiencing a bonafide vision of Jesus on the cross. I remember focusing on his face, which didn't, as opposed to popular belief and verily dramatized in the movies, display any sign of torment whatsoever, but rather exhibited a genuine demeanor of intense compassion for those involved in crucifying Him, and when He looked up to the Father in heaven he sincerely looked overwhelmingly concerned about the people's inevitable sinful reaction for what they were doing to him. I cried like a baby for hours after that and right then and there vowed to unceasingly seek out the will of God, concerning my mission, which at the time I didn't have a clue about, save and except that it necessarily had to be and was in fact going to be bigger than life itself. I had often thought about the horrors of war and the threat of holocaust and the insensibility behind slavery and discrimination, so badly displayed by organizations like the Klu Klux Clan, and the insensitive violence perpetrated by gangs like the Hell's Angels and concluded that nothing short of a miracle was going to save this world, and I often incessantly and intensely prayed to be endowed with the ability to make that happen, but it wasn't until I met Gregory Wilton Boyd in 1991 as briefly described on THE TWO WITNESSES NAMED GREGORY thread [located in the Godlike Productions website forum section] that it occurred to me [and later, much later, was finally confirmed] the all merciful, fulfiller of all desires, who is otherwise known as the Supreme Personality actually has a plan, involving the complete answers to all my prayers.

Chapter 2

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

It was 1993, I was passing through L.A. [Los Angeles, California USA] on my way to Hawaii, when I met a man who claimed to be Jesus. Alright, I know what your thinking, but bear with me because this isn't any ordinary story [history]. What, you think it's impossible for Jesus to make a brief unannounced visit prior to the big day. Who can say? Weirder things have happened, Take it from me. O.K., so your Jesus I thought, we'll just have to see about that now won't we. Let's begin. The first thing I noticed, other than the fact that he actually looked just like one might expect Jesus to look at a much older age, 55 it was, was that his demeanor appeared sincere. You know how they say the face is the index of the mind and the eyes are the windows to the soul, well I was about to pull out all the stops, because he really caught my attention. Unlike your average lunatic posing as Jesus, he didn't drink, he didn't smoke, he didn't gamble and he didn't speak like a fanatic mental case, like the dozens of other "Jesus's" I've all to often had the great misfortune of encountering during my sojourn through the upper and lower class societies throughout this continent. He never, in the hours and days we spent together, ever talked about anything unrelated to God, and often times while doing so would break down and cry. I'll bet you figure this would have been a dead give away, because it's very difficult for your average, everyday Jesus imposter to pull off a genuine looking cry, and believe me I watched very closely and carefully, but did not detect any indication of deception whatsoever. One day we were walking down the Venice Beach boardwalk, when he pointed to the Christmas decorations they were hanging along the boardwalk, in April, and asked me, can't I see the signs. Of course, it was for some movie they were shooting, bit still, the timing. Makes you think. On another occasion, after deciding to head somewhere in the other direction, we temporarily parted company. After taking three steps in the opposite direction, something happened that had never happened to me in my life before, nor has it ever happened since. All of a sudden my knees gave out and I fell from a completely upright position, right on top of them. On the way down, I heard a loud voice say to me, ON YOUR KNEES!!! Wow, now that really threw me for a loop. One time, he asked me why I didn't live by faith, the way that he did, to which I replied, "I thought I did." "If that's the case, " he asked, "why do I still keep accepting financial assistance benefits from the Social Security Administration? My next monthly check arrived in Hawaii. Much to my amazement it was in an amount that I have never received before and have never received since. You got it: 666 dollars and 96 cents. Only 4 more pennies it would have taken for that not to have been the case. Needless to say I stopped accepting those checks at that point in time. When I returned for another brief stay in L.A., from Hawaii, I managed to meet up with him again, or was it actually the other way around, unbeknownst to me? Who can say? One day we met a lady who had Hare Krsna literature and Tarot cards displayed on her table at the Venice Beach boardwalk. When she saw who I was with she commenced to launch the most offensive, foul and vile obscenities towards him. Now at this point, I couldn't say for certain who he is or is not, but I knew that he was a very kind and gentle man and a deeply, spiritually elevated man, so I let her have it. While I was chastising her very loudly and severely, all of a sudden I felt the ground raise up beneath me and heard somebody shout, "this is it." In the midst of the earthquake I noticed that he was sitting in a lawn chair a few feet away and that there was another empty one beside him, so I sat down and began to pray, He then looked over at me a said, "your a very powerful personality." Funny he should say that I thought, because I was thinking the very same thing about him. The next thing that came to mind was that I gotta introduce this personality to Gregory, who by this time I had determined quite probably had to be none other than Elijah himself. He had a place at that time on Westminster Ave., so off we went. Gregory also took an immediate liking to him and said he felt that he could trust him. An immediate, theosophical discussion ensued between the two of them and then all of a sudden Gregory pointed to the top of a tall tree, right next to us and loudly shouted, "That's a sign!!!". At that time, I looked up and witnessed the largest, white bird I have ever seen, perched on very top of that very tall tree. It reminded me of the scriptures that describe the meeting of Jesus and John the baptist, who he later revealed to be Elijah himself, and of course the white dove mentioned therein. There were many more unusual occurrences I witnessed and experienced while in their presence but those will have to wait for the sequel. That's it for now. I can't wait for the ridicule this submission is going to instigate!
 Quoting: Gauranga Prema Dasa


This testimony focuses on YOU. We know from Revelation 11:6 that these two have "the power to shut heaven" which means that anyone who doesn't BELIEVE their testimony will not be accepted into the kingdom of heaven. That would mean that there is a DOCTRINE that these two present people with for each person to believe or not.

I ask every person here to consider.....shouldn't the testimony of the Two Witnesses of Revelation 11:3 point to Scripture (and not to his or her self) and how one can be saved by what our Saviour has done for us?

-RML
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So Jezebel, what is your false masters doctrine?
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THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS TESTIMONY

PRELIMINARY TESTIMONY [SYNOPSIS]

PART 1

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

CHAPTER 1

BASTARD BIRTH AND BEYOND

My name is Gregory Lee Regosin AKA Gauranga Prema Dasa. I am a bastard! I was born on June 4, 1961 in Eugene, Oregon [located on he Midwest coast of the United States of America] at 12:23 P.M. [Pacific Standard Time] My mother's maiden name is/was Nancy Patricia Overand. My Father's name was Allen Isaac Regosin. He passed away in 1999. He was of Jewish decent and was also a decedent of Mohammed. His descendants migrated to the United States from Russia. He married my mother 3 months after impregnating her with me, which I found out when I was 12 years old while snooping through there belongings, It was the date on their marriage certificate, which I had never witnessed, if you will, prior to this, that all too clearly gave it away. I simply did the math, and lo and behold, I'm a bastard. When I was born, my grandmother on my mothers side made a special trip from Washington to see me. She had never done that with any other member of her family before but she declared that I was different in a very special way. My mother always said that it was just Grandma talk, but she also revealed to me that her mother was no ordinary personality. Apparently, she was some sort of Methodist High Priestess, who had several times been witnessed levitating, for real.

When I was 3 months old, my parents made a little makeshift crib for me and put me at the feet of the passenger side of the family MG, and off we went on the first of many moves we would make during the 13 years of my life that they were married. I had a younger sister, who was murdered by her atheist boyfriend when she was 18. He subsequently committed suicide at the time. I never got along with practically any of the other children in the numerous schools around the continent I attended, and I was especially infamous amongst the teachers, counselors and principals, or in other words anybody in any position of authority. In desperation my parents took me to a psychiatrist, who after conducting a thorough, extensive evaluation concluded that my I.Q. was just below the range of a genius, but that not a day in my life would pass without ever involving intense conflicts with others. Even then, I was somehow other endowed with the uncanny ability to see through the pretense of civility and the outwardly disguised cruelty that practically everybody constantly deceived one and other with. Someone who claimed to be a psychic once revealed to me that this tendency of mine to expose the reality of what most people pride themselves in the ability to keep well hidden, in and of itself was too intimidating for practically anybody to tolerate. Needless to say, I used to get beat up a lot. I never really fought back, because I considered the futility of escalating an already undesirable situation. I never liked sports, either playing or watching them. To this day, I can't think of many things I consider more boring. I spent two years residing in a Catholic based boarding school called Athlone, located in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, during my fourth and fifth grades. which I was informed later was shut down for abuse. On the many Sundays when my parents hadn't picked me up for a weekend home visit, I along with the other "inmates" in my predicament were forced to sit in the front row of a Catholic Church and endure an entire mass service, which of course included a lengthy sermon that seemed to droll on for ever and ever, amen. I hated it! I finally found something more boring than football, baseball and basketball combined. When I was 11 years old we moved to Tucson Arizona [back in the states again].

My father was a huge man, who stood 6 foot 8 inches tall and was built like a house. He had a very hot temper and one day it was so intense that out of fear for my safety my mother sent me to where my little sister was visiting one of her friends named Carrie Nelson. Her family were staunch, Southern Baptists and it was Sunday morning, Carrie's parents informed me that they were heading for church and invited me to come along. After what I had experienced at the Catholic Church during my 2 year "sentence, " you might as well call it, at the private boarding school, there wasn't a chance in hell that was going to happen and I made that altogether clear to them at that time. They graciously offered to let me stay while they were gone and left me a bible to read in the meantime. Didn't touch it. When they returned they strategically positioned themselves in their kitchen, well within ear shot of where I was lounging in the living room. They then began to conduct an intense discussion on the topics of the Book of Revelation. At first I tried to avoid listening, as I figured they surely couldn't be speaking about anything that could possibly interest me in the least. Boy, was I ever wrong about that! Eventually I became so captivated and intrigued, excited no less that I jumped up and burst into the kitchen to find out exactly what they were describing. That's when they laid it out for me. Next thing you know I'm a born again Christian, with a black leather, King James Version of the Bible, engraved with my name on it in golden letters, a brown leather, paraphrased version and a big green, hardbound Bible Concordance Dictionary in one hand and a handful of bible tracks in the other. On my way to Magee Jr, High School, where I attended 7th and 8th grade, I would stop off at the park on Sarnoff Avenue to preach the gospel of salvation [accepting Jesus into your heart, repenting and begging him for forgiveness of your sins] to the pot smoking hippies. They weren't at all interested, but they were too stoned to really mind. Before long I was known to everyone in school as "Preacher." David Iannuzzi, a strongly built, athletic, Italian boy, raised by his casually Catholic family, who was my only friend at that time, seemed somewhat amused by it all, but grew more and more distant as time went on. One day, while preaching to a very unreceptive juvenile delinquent thug on the playground, I was asked by him what I would do if he punched me in the mouth, to which I naturally replied, "turn the other cheek." Apparently amused by the opportunity he did just that. I had to have several stitches sutured inside my mouth. When it came time for evolution class to be taught I utterly refused to attend. The principal contacted my father at that time and informed him that I would be expelled for non-compliance if I didn't. Naturally, having absolutely no appreciation whatsoever for my newly found religion, he became uncontrollably outraged. Out of constant fear of my father I reluctantly complied. Needless to say, I failed that course, which as you can well imagine he wasn't at all happy about either, When I turned 21 my quest for increased enlightenment and spiritual development intensified immensely after experiencing a bonafide vision of Jesus on the cross. I remember focusing on his face, which didn't, as opposed to popular belief and verily dramatized in the movies, display any sign of torment whatsoever, but rather exhibited a genuine demeanor of intense compassion for those involved in crucifying Him, and when He looked up to the Father in heaven he sincerely looked overwhelmingly concerned about the people's inevitable sinful reaction for what they were doing to him. I cried like a baby for hours after that and right then and there vowed to unceasingly seek out the will of God, concerning my mission, which at the time I didn't have a clue about, save and except that it necessarily had to be and was in fact going to be bigger than life itself. I had often thought about the horrors of war and the threat of holocaust and the insensibility behind slavery and discrimination, so badly displayed by organizations like the Klu Klux Clan, and the insensitive violence perpetrated by gangs like the Hell's Angels and concluded that nothing short of a miracle was going to save this world, and I often incessantly and intensely prayed to be endowed with the ability to make that happen, but it wasn't until I met Gregory Wilton Boyd in 1991 as briefly described on THE TWO WITNESSES NAMED GREGORY thread [located in the Godlike Productions website forum section] that it occurred to me [and later, much later, was finally confirmed] the all merciful, fulfiller of all desires, who is otherwise known as the Supreme Personality actually has a plan, involving the complete answers to all my prayers.

Chapter 2

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

It was 1993, I was passing through L.A. [Los Angeles, California USA] on my way to Hawaii, when I met a man who claimed to be Jesus. Alright, I know what your thinking, but bear with me because this isn't any ordinary story [history]. What, you think it's impossible for Jesus to make a brief unannounced visit prior to the big day. Who can say? Weirder things have happened, Take it from me. O.K., so your Jesus I thought, we'll just have to see about that now won't we. Let's begin. The first thing I noticed, other than the fact that he actually looked just like one might expect Jesus to look at a much older age, 55 it was, was that his demeanor appeared sincere. You know how they say the face is the index of the mind and the eyes are the windows to the soul, well I was about to pull out all the stops, because he really caught my attention. Unlike your average lunatic posing as Jesus, he didn't drink, he didn't smoke, he didn't gamble and he didn't speak like a fanatic mental case, like the dozens of other "Jesus's" I've all to often had the great misfortune of encountering during my sojourn through the upper and lower class societies throughout this continent. He never, in the hours and days we spent together, ever talked about anything unrelated to God, and often times while doing so would break down and cry. I'll bet you figure this would have been a dead give away, because it's very difficult for your average, everyday Jesus imposter to pull off a genuine looking cry, and believe me I watched very closely and carefully, but did not detect any indication of deception whatsoever. One day we were walking down the Venice Beach boardwalk, when he pointed to the Christmas decorations they were hanging along the boardwalk, in April, and asked me, can't I see the signs. Of course, it was for some movie they were shooting, bit still, the timing. Makes you think. On another occasion, after deciding to head somewhere in the other direction, we temporarily parted company. After taking three steps in the opposite direction, something happened that had never happened to me in my life before, nor has it ever happened since. All of a sudden my knees gave out and I fell from a completely upright position, right on top of them. On the way down, I heard a loud voice say to me, ON YOUR KNEES!!! Wow, now that really threw me for a loop. One time, he asked me why I didn't live by faith, the way that he did, to which I replied, "I thought I did." "If that's the case, " he asked, "why do I still keep accepting financial assistance benefits from the Social Security Administration? My next monthly check arrived in Hawaii. Much to my amazement it was in an amount that I have never received before and have never received since. You got it: 666 dollars and 96 cents. Only 4 more pennies it would have taken for that not to have been the case. Needless to say I stopped accepting those checks at that point in time. When I returned for another brief stay in L.A., from Hawaii, I managed to meet up with him again, or was it actually the other way around, unbeknownst to me? Who can say? One day we met a lady who had Hare Krsna literature and Tarot cards displayed on her table at the Venice Beach boardwalk. When she saw who I was with she commenced to launch the most offensive, foul and vile obscenities towards him. Now at this point, I couldn't say for certain who he is or is not, but I knew that he was a very kind and gentle man and a deeply, spiritually elevated man, so I let her have it. While I was chastising her very loudly and severely, all of a sudden I felt the ground raise up beneath me and heard somebody shout, "this is it." In the midst of the earthquake I noticed that he was sitting in a lawn chair a few feet away and that there was another empty one beside him, so I sat down and began to pray, He then looked over at me a said, "your a very powerful personality." Funny he should say that I thought, because I was thinking the very same thing about him. The next thing that came to mind was that I gotta introduce this personality to Gregory, who by this time I had determined quite probably had to be none other than Elijah himself. He had a place at that time on Westminster Ave., so off we went. Gregory also took an immediate liking to him and said he felt that he could trust him. An immediate, theosophical discussion ensued between the two of them and then all of a sudden Gregory pointed to the top of a tall tree, right next to us and loudly shouted, "That's a sign!!!". At that time, I looked up and witnessed the largest, white bird I have ever seen, perched on very top of that very tall tree. It reminded me of the scriptures that describe the meeting of Jesus and John the baptist, who he later revealed to be Elijah himself, and of course the white dove mentioned therein. There were many more unusual occurrences I witnessed and experienced while in their presence but those will have to wait for the sequel. That's it for now. I can't wait for the ridicule this submission is going to instigate!
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This testimony focuses on YOU. We know from Revelation 11:6 that these two have "the power to shut heaven" which means that anyone who doesn't BELIEVE their testimony will not be accepted into the kingdom of heaven. That would mean that there is a DOCTRINE that these two present people with for each person to believe or not.

I ask every person here to consider.....shouldn't the testimony of the Two Witnesses of Revelation 11:3 point to Scripture (and not to his or her self) and how one can be saved by what our Saviour has done for us?

-RML
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-RML
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THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS TESTIMONY

PRELIMINARY TESTIMONY [SYNOPSIS]

PART 1

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

CHAPTER 1

BASTARD BIRTH AND BEYOND

My name is Gregory Lee Regosin AKA Gauranga Prema Dasa. I am a bastard! I was born on June 4, 1961 in Eugene, Oregon [located on he Midwest coast of the United States of America] at 12:23 P.M. [Pacific Standard Time] My mother's maiden name is/was Nancy Patricia Overand. My Father's name was Allen Isaac Regosin. He passed away in 1999. He was of Jewish decent and was also a decedent of Mohammed. His descendants migrated to the United States from Russia. He married my mother 3 months after impregnating her with me, which I found out when I was 12 years old while snooping through there belongings, It was the date on their marriage certificate, which I had never witnessed, if you will, prior to this, that all too clearly gave it away. I simply did the math, and lo and behold, I'm a bastard. When I was born, my grandmother on my mothers side made a special trip from Washington to see me. She had never done that with any other member of her family before but she declared that I was different in a very special way. My mother always said that it was just Grandma talk, but she also revealed to me that her mother was no ordinary personality. Apparently, she was some sort of Methodist High Priestess, who had several times been witnessed levitating, for real.

When I was 3 months old, my parents made a little makeshift crib for me and put me at the feet of the passenger side of the family MG, and off we went on the first of many moves we would make during the 13 years of my life that they were married. I had a younger sister, who was murdered by her atheist boyfriend when she was 18. He subsequently committed suicide at the time. I never got along with practically any of the other children in the numerous schools around the continent I attended, and I was especially infamous amongst the teachers, counselors and principals, or in other words anybody in any position of authority. In desperation my parents took me to a psychiatrist, who after conducting a thorough, extensive evaluation concluded that my I.Q. was just below the range of a genius, but that not a day in my life would pass without ever involving intense conflicts with others. Even then, I was somehow other endowed with the uncanny ability to see through the pretense of civility and the outwardly disguised cruelty that practically everybody constantly deceived one and other with. Someone who claimed to be a psychic once revealed to me that this tendency of mine to expose the reality of what most people pride themselves in the ability to keep well hidden, in and of itself was too intimidating for practically anybody to tolerate. Needless to say, I used to get beat up a lot. I never really fought back, because I considered the futility of escalating an already undesirable situation. I never liked sports, either playing or watching them. To this day, I can't think of many things I consider more boring. I spent two years residing in a Catholic based boarding school called Athlone, located in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, during my fourth and fifth grades. which I was informed later was shut down for abuse. On the many Sundays when my parents hadn't picked me up for a weekend home visit, I along with the other "inmates" in my predicament were forced to sit in the front row of a Catholic Church and endure an entire mass service, which of course included a lengthy sermon that seemed to droll on for ever and ever, amen. I hated it! I finally found something more boring than football, baseball and basketball combined. When I was 11 years old we moved to Tucson Arizona [back in the states again].

My father was a huge man, who stood 6 foot 8 inches tall and was built like a house. He had a very hot temper and one day it was so intense that out of fear for my safety my mother sent me to where my little sister was visiting one of her friends named Carrie Nelson. Her family were staunch, Southern Baptists and it was Sunday morning, Carrie's parents informed me that they were heading for church and invited me to come along. After what I had experienced at the Catholic Church during my 2 year "sentence, " you might as well call it, at the private boarding school, there wasn't a chance in hell that was going to happen and I made that altogether clear to them at that time. They graciously offered to let me stay while they were gone and left me a bible to read in the meantime. Didn't touch it. When they returned they strategically positioned themselves in their kitchen, well within ear shot of where I was lounging in the living room. They then began to conduct an intense discussion on the topics of the Book of Revelation. At first I tried to avoid listening, as I figured they surely couldn't be speaking about anything that could possibly interest me in the least. Boy, was I ever wrong about that! Eventually I became so captivated and intrigued, excited no less that I jumped up and burst into the kitchen to find out exactly what they were describing. That's when they laid it out for me. Next thing you know I'm a born again Christian, with a black leather, King James Version of the Bible, engraved with my name on it in golden letters, a brown leather, paraphrased version and a big green, hardbound Bible Concordance Dictionary in one hand and a handful of bible tracks in the other. On my way to Magee Jr, High School, where I attended 7th and 8th grade, I would stop off at the park on Sarnoff Avenue to preach the gospel of salvation [accepting Jesus into your heart, repenting and begging him for forgiveness of your sins] to the pot smoking hippies. They weren't at all interested, but they were too stoned to really mind. Before long I was known to everyone in school as "Preacher." David Iannuzzi, a strongly built, athletic, Italian boy, raised by his casually Catholic family, who was my only friend at that time, seemed somewhat amused by it all, but grew more and more distant as time went on. One day, while preaching to a very unreceptive juvenile delinquent thug on the playground, I was asked by him what I would do if he punched me in the mouth, to which I naturally replied, "turn the other cheek." Apparently amused by the opportunity he did just that. I had to have several stitches sutured inside my mouth. When it came time for evolution class to be taught I utterly refused to attend. The principal contacted my father at that time and informed him that I would be expelled for non-compliance if I didn't. Naturally, having absolutely no appreciation whatsoever for my newly found religion, he became uncontrollably outraged. Out of constant fear of my father I reluctantly complied. Needless to say, I failed that course, which as you can well imagine he wasn't at all happy about either, When I turned 21 my quest for increased enlightenment and spiritual development intensified immensely after experiencing a bonafide vision of Jesus on the cross. I remember focusing on his face, which didn't, as opposed to popular belief and verily dramatized in the movies, display any sign of torment whatsoever, but rather exhibited a genuine demeanor of intense compassion for those involved in crucifying Him, and when He looked up to the Father in heaven he sincerely looked overwhelmingly concerned about the people's inevitable sinful reaction for what they were doing to him. I cried like a baby for hours after that and right then and there vowed to unceasingly seek out the will of God, concerning my mission, which at the time I didn't have a clue about, save and except that it necessarily had to be and was in fact going to be bigger than life itself. I had often thought about the horrors of war and the threat of holocaust and the insensibility behind slavery and discrimination, so badly displayed by organizations like the Klu Klux Clan, and the insensitive violence perpetrated by gangs like the Hell's Angels and concluded that nothing short of a miracle was going to save this world, and I often incessantly and intensely prayed to be endowed with the ability to make that happen, but it wasn't until I met Gregory Wilton Boyd in 1991 as briefly described on THE TWO WITNESSES NAMED GREGORY thread [located in the Godlike Productions website forum section] that it occurred to me [and later, much later, was finally confirmed] the all merciful, fulfiller of all desires, who is otherwise known as the Supreme Personality actually has a plan, involving the complete answers to all my prayers.

Chapter 2

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

It was 1993, I was passing through L.A. [Los Angeles, California USA] on my way to Hawaii, when I met a man who claimed to be Jesus. Alright, I know what your thinking, but bear with me because this isn't any ordinary story [history]. What, you think it's impossible for Jesus to make a brief unannounced visit prior to the big day. Who can say? Weirder things have happened, Take it from me. O.K., so your Jesus I thought, we'll just have to see about that now won't we. Let's begin. The first thing I noticed, other than the fact that he actually looked just like one might expect Jesus to look at a much older age, 55 it was, was that his demeanor appeared sincere. You know how they say the face is the index of the mind and the eyes are the windows to the soul, well I was about to pull out all the stops, because he really caught my attention. Unlike your average lunatic posing as Jesus, he didn't drink, he didn't smoke, he didn't gamble and he didn't speak like a fanatic mental case, like the dozens of other "Jesus's" I've all to often had the great misfortune of encountering during my sojourn through the upper and lower class societies throughout this continent. He never, in the hours and days we spent together, ever talked about anything unrelated to God, and often times while doing so would break down and cry. I'll bet you figure this would have been a dead give away, because it's very difficult for your average, everyday Jesus imposter to pull off a genuine looking cry, and believe me I watched very closely and carefully, but did not detect any indication of deception whatsoever. One day we were walking down the Venice Beach boardwalk, when he pointed to the Christmas decorations they were hanging along the boardwalk, in April, and asked me, can't I see the signs. Of course, it was for some movie they were shooting, bit still, the timing. Makes you think. On another occasion, after deciding to head somewhere in the other direction, we temporarily parted company. After taking three steps in the opposite direction, something happened that had never happened to me in my life before, nor has it ever happened since. All of a sudden my knees gave out and I fell from a completely upright position, right on top of them. On the way down, I heard a loud voice say to me, ON YOUR KNEES!!! Wow, now that really threw me for a loop. One time, he asked me why I didn't live by faith, the way that he did, to which I replied, "I thought I did." "If that's the case, " he asked, "why do I still keep accepting financial assistance benefits from the Social Security Administration? My next monthly check arrived in Hawaii. Much to my amazement it was in an amount that I have never received before and have never received since. You got it: 666 dollars and 96 cents. Only 4 more pennies it would have taken for that not to have been the case. Needless to say I stopped accepting those checks at that point in time. When I returned for another brief stay in L.A., from Hawaii, I managed to meet up with him again, or was it actually the other way around, unbeknownst to me? Who can say? One day we met a lady who had Hare Krsna literature and Tarot cards displayed on her table at the Venice Beach boardwalk. When she saw who I was with she commenced to launch the most offensive, foul and vile obscenities towards him. Now at this point, I couldn't say for certain who he is or is not, but I knew that he was a very kind and gentle man and a deeply, spiritually elevated man, so I let her have it. While I was chastising her very loudly and severely, all of a sudden I felt the ground raise up beneath me and heard somebody shout, "this is it." In the midst of the earthquake I noticed that he was sitting in a lawn chair a few feet away and that there was another empty one beside him, so I sat down and began to pray, He then looked over at me a said, "your a very powerful personality." Funny he should say that I thought, because I was thinking the very same thing about him. The next thing that came to mind was that I gotta introduce this personality to Gregory, who by this time I had determined quite probably had to be none other than Elijah himself. He had a place at that time on Westminster Ave., so off we went. Gregory also took an immediate liking to him and said he felt that he could trust him. An immediate, theosophical discussion ensued between the two of them and then all of a sudden Gregory pointed to the top of a tall tree, right next to us and loudly shouted, "That's a sign!!!". At that time, I looked up and witnessed the largest, white bird I have ever seen, perched on very top of that very tall tree. It reminded me of the scriptures that describe the meeting of Jesus and John the baptist, who he later revealed to be Elijah himself, and of course the white dove mentioned therein. There were many more unusual occurrences I witnessed and experienced while in their presence but those will have to wait for the sequel. That's it for now. I can't wait for the ridicule this submission is going to instigate!
 Quoting: Gauranga Prema Dasa


This testimony focuses on YOU. We know from Revelation 11:6 that these two have "the power to shut heaven" which means that anyone who doesn't BELIEVE their testimony will not be accepted into the kingdom of heaven. That would mean that there is a DOCTRINE that these two present people with for each person to believe or not.

I ask every person here to consider.....shouldn't the testimony of the Two Witnesses of Revelation 11:3 point to Scripture (and not to his or her self) and how one can be saved by what our Saviour has done for us?

-RML
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So Jezebel, what is your false masters doctrine?
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PEhJeshuah has posted his testimony (Baptism in light of the everlasting gospel) a few times and I find it to be completely consistent with Scripture. It is God's eternal truth and yes, I believe it and have faith in it.

-RML
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And how is that any different from the gospel? What new things has he brought or has he just regurgitated what has already been stated.
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This testimony focuses on YOU. We know from Revelation 11:6 that these two have "the power to shut heaven" which means that anyone who doesn't BELIEVE their testimony will not be accepted into the kingdom of heaven. That would mean that there is a DOCTRINE that these two present people with for each person to believe or not.

I ask every person here to consider.....shouldn't the testimony of the Two Witnesses of Revelation 11:3 point to Scripture (and not to his or her self) and how one can be saved by what our Saviour has done for us?

-RML
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So Jezebel, what is your false masters doctrine?
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PEhJeshuah has posted his testimony (Baptism in light of the everlasting gospel) a few times and I find it to be completely consistent with Scripture. It is God's eternal truth and yes, I believe it and have faith in it.

-RML
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And how is that any different from the gospel? What new things has he brought or has he just regurgitated what has already been stated.
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CHECKMATE.
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I know the answer to what you ask. I am doing as Scripture instructs and watching where I cast my pearls.

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I know the answer to what you ask. I am doing as Scripture instructs and watching where I cast my pearls.

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lol you are pitiful. You are afraid to answer correctly because you know he hasn't brought anything new and has just regurgitated all that's already been said. And you put your faith in him? That's total delusion. Your cowardice/deflection only reveals your weak convictions. You have 'said' more than I hope for.
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I know the answer to what you ask. I am doing as Scripture instructs and watching where I cast my pearls.

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lol you are pitiful. You are afraid to answer correctly because you know he hasn't brought anything new and has just regurgitated all that's already been said. And you put your faith in him? That's total delusion. Your cowardice/deflection only reveals your weak convictions. You have 'said' more than I hoped for.
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I know the answer to what you ask. I am doing as Scripture instructs and watching where I cast my pearls.

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lol you are pitiful. You are afraid to answer correctly because you know he hasn't brought anything new and has just regurgitated all that's already been said. And you put your faith in him? That's total delusion. Your cowardice/deflection only reveals your weak convictions. You have 'said' more than I hope for.
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I put my faith in God's eternal truth, the everlasting gospel.

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I know the answer to what you ask. I am doing as Scripture instructs and watching where I cast my pearls.

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lol you are pitiful. You are afraid to answer correctly because you know he hasn't brought anything new and has just regurgitated all that's already been said. And you put your faith in him? That's total delusion. Your cowardice/deflection only reveals your weak convictions. You have 'said' more than I hope for.
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I put my faith in God's eternal truth, the everlasting gospel.

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No, you put your faith in a false prophet who teaches lies and deception. And you are too cowardly to answer my simple questions because you know it only makes your master look a fraud. I rest my case.
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Fortunately for the furtherance of religion, there will always exist a population of kooks and gullibites who will reinforce the musings of the manipulators of that flock.

The more I read in this thread the more that I realize that even in my most insane craziness back in the days when I was also a believer, my own personal religious nuttiness will never hold a candle to the idiocy exhibited here by either the multitude of Last Two Witnesses or the ones who believe in such ridiculousness.

Thank you all for reassuring me that I was never as crazy as I first thought I was now that I can see how disturbed that religion can be to some.

I'm feeling stronger every day thanks to you.

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THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS TESTIMONY

PRELIMINARY TESTIMONY [SYNOPSIS]

PART 1

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

CHAPTER 1

BASTARD BIRTH AND BEYOND

My name is Gregory Lee Regosin AKA Gauranga Prema Dasa. I am a bastard! I was born on June 4, 1961 in Eugene, Oregon [located on he Midwest coast of the United States of America] at 12:23 P.M. [Pacific Standard Time] My mother's maiden name is/was Nancy Patricia Overand. My Father's name was Allen Isaac Regosin. He passed away in 1999. He was of Jewish decent and was also a decedent of Mohammed. His descendants migrated to the United States from Russia. He married my mother 3 months after impregnating her with me, which I found out when I was 12 years old while snooping through there belongings, It was the date on their marriage certificate, which I had never witnessed, if you will, prior to this, that all too clearly gave it away. I simply did the math, and lo and behold, I'm a bastard. When I was born, my grandmother on my mothers side made a special trip from Washington to see me. She had never done that with any other member of her family before but she declared that I was different in a very special way. My mother always said that it was just Grandma talk, but she also revealed to me that her mother was no ordinary personality. Apparently, she was some sort of Methodist High Priestess, who had several times been witnessed levitating, for real.

When I was 3 months old, my parents made a little makeshift crib for me and put me at the feet of the passenger side of the family MG, and off we went on the first of many moves we would make during the 13 years of my life that they were married. I had a younger sister, who was murdered by her atheist boyfriend when she was 18. He subsequently committed suicide at the time. I never got along with practically any of the other children in the numerous schools around the continent I attended, and I was especially infamous amongst the teachers, counselors and principals, or in other words anybody in any position of authority. In desperation my parents took me to a psychiatrist, who after conducting a thorough, extensive evaluation concluded that my I.Q. was just below the range of a genius, but that not a day in my life would pass without ever involving intense conflicts with others. Even then, I was somehow other endowed with the uncanny ability to see through the pretense of civility and the outwardly disguised cruelty that practically everybody constantly deceived one and other with. Someone who claimed to be a psychic once revealed to me that this tendency of mine to expose the reality of what most people pride themselves in the ability to keep well hidden, in and of itself was too intimidating for practically anybody to tolerate. Needless to say, I used to get beat up a lot. I never really fought back, because I considered the futility of escalating an already undesirable situation. I never liked sports, either playing or watching them. To this day, I can't think of many things I consider more boring. I spent two years residing in a Catholic based boarding school called Athlone, located in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, during my fourth and fifth grades. which I was informed later was shut down for abuse. On the many Sundays when my parents hadn't picked me up for a weekend home visit, I along with the other "inmates" in my predicament were forced to sit in the front row of a Catholic Church and endure an entire mass service, which of course included a lengthy sermon that seemed to droll on for ever and ever, amen. I hated it! I finally found something more boring than football, baseball and basketball combined. When I was 11 years old we moved to Tucson Arizona [back in the states again].

My father was a huge man, who stood 6 foot 8 inches tall and was built like a house. He had a very hot temper and one day it was so intense that out of fear for my safety my mother sent me to where my little sister was visiting one of her friends named Carrie Nelson. Her family were staunch, Southern Baptists and it was Sunday morning, Carrie's parents informed me that they were heading for church and invited me to come along. After what I had experienced at the Catholic Church during my 2 year "sentence, " you might as well call it, at the private boarding school, there wasn't a chance in hell that was going to happen and I made that altogether clear to them at that time. They graciously offered to let me stay while they were gone and left me a bible to read in the meantime. Didn't touch it. When they returned they strategically positioned themselves in their kitchen, well within ear shot of where I was lounging in the living room. They then began to conduct an intense discussion on the topics of the Book of Revelation. At first I tried to avoid listening, as I figured they surely couldn't be speaking about anything that could possibly interest me in the least. Boy, was I ever wrong about that! Eventually I became so captivated and intrigued, excited no less that I jumped up and burst into the kitchen to find out exactly what they were describing. That's when they laid it out for me. Next thing you know I'm a born again Christian, with a black leather, King James Version of the Bible, engraved with my name on it in golden letters, a brown leather, paraphrased version and a big green, hardbound Bible Concordance Dictionary in one hand and a handful of bible tracks in the other. On my way to Magee Jr, High School, where I attended 7th and 8th grade, I would stop off at the park on Sarnoff Avenue to preach the gospel of salvation [accepting Jesus into your heart, repenting and begging him for forgiveness of your sins] to the pot smoking hippies. They weren't at all interested, but they were too stoned to really mind. Before long I was known to everyone in school as "Preacher." David Iannuzzi, a strongly built, athletic, Italian boy, raised by his casually Catholic family, who was my only friend at that time, seemed somewhat amused by it all, but grew more and more distant as time went on. One day, while preaching to a very unreceptive juvenile delinquent thug on the playground, I was asked by him what I would do if he punched me in the mouth, to which I naturally replied, "turn the other cheek." Apparently amused by the opportunity he did just that. I had to have several stitches sutured inside my mouth. When it came time for evolution class to be taught I utterly refused to attend. The principal contacted my father at that time and informed him that I would be expelled for non-compliance if I didn't. Naturally, having absolutely no appreciation whatsoever for my newly found religion, he became uncontrollably outraged. Out of constant fear of my father I reluctantly complied. Needless to say, I failed that course, which as you can well imagine he wasn't at all happy about either, When I turned 21 my quest for increased enlightenment and spiritual development intensified immensely after experiencing a bonafide vision of Jesus on the cross. I remember focusing on his face, which didn't, as opposed to popular belief and verily dramatized in the movies, display any sign of torment whatsoever, but rather exhibited a genuine demeanor of intense compassion for those involved in crucifying Him, and when He looked up to the Father in heaven he sincerely looked overwhelmingly concerned about the people's inevitable sinful reaction for what they were doing to him. I cried like a baby for hours after that and right then and there vowed to unceasingly seek out the will of God, concerning my mission, which at the time I didn't have a clue about, save and except that it necessarily had to be and was in fact going to be bigger than life itself. I had often thought about the horrors of war and the threat of holocaust and the insensibility behind slavery and discrimination, so badly displayed by organizations like the Klu Klux Clan, and the insensitive violence perpetrated by gangs like the Hell's Angels and concluded that nothing short of a miracle was going to save this world, and I often incessantly and intensely prayed to be endowed with the ability to make that happen, but it wasn't until I met Gregory Wilton Boyd in 1991 as briefly described on THE TWO WITNESSES NAMED GREGORY thread [located in the Godlike Productions website forum section] that it occurred to me [and later, much later, was finally confirmed] the all merciful, fulfiller of all desires, who is otherwise known as the Supreme Personality actually has a plan, involving the complete answers to all my prayers.

Chapter 2

THE TWO WITNESSES MEET JESUS

It was 1993, I was passing through L.A. [Los Angeles, California USA] on my way to Hawaii, when I met a man who claimed to be Jesus. Alright, I know what your thinking, but bear with me because this isn't any ordinary story [history]. What, you think it's impossible for Jesus to make a brief unannounced visit prior to the big day. Who can say? Weirder things have happened, Take it from me. O.K., so your Jesus I thought, we'll just have to see about that now won't we. Let's begin. The first thing I noticed, other than the fact that he actually looked just like one might expect Jesus to look at a much older age, 55 it was, was that his demeanor appeared sincere. You know how they say the face is the index of the mind and the eyes are the windows to the soul, well I was about to pull out all the stops, because he really caught my attention. Unlike your average lunatic posing as Jesus, he didn't drink, he didn't smoke, he didn't gamble and he didn't speak like a fanatic mental case, like the dozens of other "Jesus's" I've all to often had the great misfortune of encountering during my sojourn through the upper and lower class societies throughout this continent. He never, in the hours and days we spent together, ever talked about anything unrelated to God, and often times while doing so would break down and cry. I'll bet you figure this would have been a dead give away, because it's very difficult for your average, everyday Jesus imposter to pull off a genuine looking cry, and believe me I watched very closely and carefully, but did not detect any indication of deception whatsoever. One day we were walking down the Venice Beach boardwalk, when he pointed to the Christmas decorations they were hanging along the boardwalk, in April, and asked me, can't I see the signs. Of course, it was for some movie they were shooting, bit still, the timing. Makes you think. On another occasion, after deciding to head somewhere in the other direction, we temporarily parted company. After taking three steps in the opposite direction, something happened that had never happened to me in my life before, nor has it ever happened since. All of a sudden my knees gave out and I fell from a completely upright position, right on top of them. On the way down, I heard a loud voice say to me, ON YOUR KNEES!!! Wow, now that really threw me for a loop. One time, he asked me why I didn't live by faith, the way that he did, to which I replied, "I thought I did." "If that's the case, " he asked, "why do I still keep accepting financial assistance benefits from the Social Security Administration? My next monthly check arrived in Hawaii. Much to my amazement it was in an amount that I have never received before and have never received since. You got it: 666 dollars and 96 cents. Only 4 more pennies it would have taken for that not to have been the case. Needless to say I stopped accepting those checks at that point in time. When I returned for another brief stay in L.A., from Hawaii, I managed to meet up with him again, or was it actually the other way around, unbeknownst to me? Who can say? One day we met a lady who had Hare Krsna literature and Tarot cards displayed on her table at the Venice Beach boardwalk. When she saw who I was with she commenced to launch the most offensive, foul and vile obscenities towards him. Now at this point, I couldn't say for certain who he is or is not, but I knew that he was a very kind and gentle man and a deeply, spiritually elevated man, so I let her have it. While I was chastising her very loudly and severely, all of a sudden I felt the ground raise up beneath me and heard somebody shout, "this is it." In the midst of the earthquake I noticed that he was sitting in a lawn chair a few feet away and that there was another empty one beside him, so I sat down and began to pray, He then looked over at me a said, "your a very powerful personality." Funny he should say that I thought, because I was thinking the very same thing about him. The next thing that came to mind was that I gotta introduce this personality to Gregory, who by this time I had determined quite probably had to be none other than Elijah himself. He had a place at that time on Westminster Ave., so off we went. Gregory also took an immediate liking to him and said he felt that he could trust him. An immediate, theosophical discussion ensued between the two of them and then all of a sudden Gregory pointed to the top of a tall tree, right next to us and loudly shouted, "That's a sign!!!". At that time, I looked up and witnessed the largest, white bird I have ever seen, perched on very top of that very tall tree. It reminded me of the scriptures that describe the meeting of Jesus and John the baptist, who he later revealed to be Elijah himself, and of course the white dove mentioned therein. There were many more unusual occurrences I witnessed and experienced while in their presence but those will have to wait for the sequel. That's it for now. I can't wait for the ridicule this submission is going to instigate!
 Quoting: Gauranga Prema Dasa


Buddy. There is a deceptive spirit going around telling people they are the 2 witness', we are living in the last days and what your most likely experiencing is 'MANIA' caused by a bi-polar spirit. Rebuke it in Yahushua's name. Demons are extremely active right now and are trying to trick people with all they got because their time is short, the 2 witness' WILL NOT know who they are until they are changed into their glorified body and THEN they will be sent out on a mission. When it comes time to die God will withhold their glorified state and power. Stop listening to deceiving spirits! God bless
 Quoting: UmmYea It's Me ..


Your usage of the words "most likely experiencing" indicate that you are specualting, which is indicative of your entire premise, and as such nothing in your hypothesis is reliable or acceptable.
 Quoting: Gauranga Prema Dasa


Id say that person is bang on. You most likely suffer from Bi-polar disorder or schizophrenia and these are your delusions that your own mind/ego made up.

I will destroy your little fairy tale with the very word of God,

Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not. For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. Behold, I have told you before. Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. Matthew 24:23-27


The very words of the Messiah. His words rebuke your lies and deceptions. Checkmate.
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Believe it or not he actually addressed this verse and provided an answer that I don't claim to understand, in this stage of my development, or to be perfectly honest even fully remember. The point of this story [history] was not to prove whether or not the person who, as I put it in my presentation, "said" he was Jesus, actually was or was not who he claimed to be. It was simply a brief portion of my testimony of events that I have experienced, which I presented herein because so many people have been humbly requesting, while so may others have been emphatically harassing me to do so. Furthermore, I seriously doubt you can deny that these experiences were interesting and even fascinating, even if you are not able to detect any significance in them. Before continuing to pass judgement on us and hurl every insult and preposterous accusation that could possibly be imagined, duly consider this: As you already know, much of what Jesus taught was presented in parables. Since then, the record of his teachings have been so badly tampered with and interpreted with motivation that it would be very difficult to find any two people in this day and age who could completely agree on anything he taught or the purpose behind anything he did, thus the absolute need for the "Revelation" which, due to the mass confusion that currently plagues the planet will not initially be widely accepted. Quite to the contrary, because the people in general have strayed so far from the absolute truth, yet again, as it has practically always been, whenever and wherever it was revealed, it will initially only make people angry like the Nazis. Also, try to understand that I in no way rely on the experiences presented herein to confirm the fact that my identity has been revealed to me by the Supreme Personality personally, both from within and from without.





GLP